Ottobumbotto
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Sep 18, 2017 11:46 PM
Ottobumbotto
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shadysocks
Stuart Little would run him over with his race car!
daboogiemansta
Master Splinter would own both of them.....just saying
unappropriatedPITYlaughs
I got my money on Despereaux or Feivel.
MyFeebleTurtleDuck
Martin the Warrior!
yifin
Since we are all posting which mouse would win in a fight, I'm backing the ones from secrets of nimh.
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
Fieval would hurt them both and Ralph S. Mouse would be declared king.
hitshappens
Ya'll actin like Pinky and the Brain wouldn't smash the fuck out of every one of these rodents ya'll discussing.
DarkMantonio
Itchy. All day. Everyday.
dejoblue
I'll put all my dough on Chuck E. Cheese.
EmanuelPavlov
Martin the Warrior exists.
busydad
HibiscuitsTea
Im betting on Fievel!
Caniac
Mighty Mouse had the best theme music though
UmbrellaCorps
My money's on the Rescuers
noyougofuckyourself
His name is Remy.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
His name is Remy for fuck's sake, ratatouille is a French dish that was served in the movie.
ComplimentGuy
THANK YOU!!
Jimmyhoffahh
HolyLemons
He's talking about the VHS tapes fighting, can't you read?
Istilldontunderstand
Thelordofthethings
He didn't have a name, but dude from Mouse Hunt could probably hold his own.
coffingirl
My votes for Mickey Mouse.
MenloPart
Dude, I met him once, and he was bigger than my dad!
Caniac
Besides being a sadist, he has a license to drive an AT-AT
elless
I love that this sparked an epic debate about the baddest cartoon mouse
DrMikey
Nicodemus.
Pahaqrki
Everyone here's forgetting the ultimate fighting rodent
nnwwdd
Why he got fidget spinners on his robe
malsure
You forgot about my boy, Speedy Gonzales.
andino66
"Speedy Gonzales is a friend of my sister."
CrystalFier
Speedy Gonzales is friend of everybody's sister...
globalwiki
How about Speedy's cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez?
Smayds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi_hq2p1Ac
kikinport
Now he tols me
Peverell394
Reepicheep could take all these lesser mice on in one go.
Locolarue
Well, yeah, he has a rapier...
Rips4w
But, for real, Jerry is a murderous psychopath. None of them would survive him.
IronicUsername
Came to the comments to say "who cares, Jerry would both of 'em up."
ChicanoBatman
That mouse was an asshole. Always rooted for Tom, the goofy protagonist.
Flyndaran
Slowpoke Rodriguez cousin to Speedy, because Slowpoke carry a gun. It's in an actual cartoon. Not kidding.
DodgeDuckDipDiveDodge
My money's on Speedy Gonzalez. He's a bad hombre and he'll fuck your sister.
ensensu
Damn, I replied to the wrong comment. Ah well, refer to my reply to Tofubutton then. I don't think you want a repeat.
KiyaSeraphia
Not to mention his cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez is packing heat.
Tofubutton
ensensu
Itchy? Yeah, then again, there's always Speedy Gonzalez. How many times has he crossed the fictional American border? I forgot.
apercent
Jerry was kind of a dick they'd probably team up on him
zanefree60
Radicool21
He's taken on like three cats at once, a some rats would be child's play for him
RespostIt7
Yeah but Tom isn't all that smart so...
Ivain
No, but neither of the others have any combat experience.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
Matthias the Warrior, anyone?
MenloPart
I guess "Redwall" is not as popular here as I would have hoped.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
I was surprised it had not already been mentioned.
LXA591
I certainly hope so....ratatouille is an adult who grew up on the streets, Stuart is a 4th grader from a suburban middle class white family
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Does it ever say how old Remy is? Could just be a mature kid/teen.
ProfessorMatt
Now I want to see an animated, all-rodent remake of HOME ALONE...
deerhunter7979
I scrolled down to find the best comment....and here it is!
batlrar
Yeah, and he can control fully grown knife-wielding adults just by tugging on their hair. Talk about different weight classes!
ArdentSlacker
He's got a biological battle mech, really.
aleister94
wasn't the ratatouille rats name remy?
Kolyathebalding
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
And Stuart Little's new name is Curb-stomped
TheLedgePusher
forlornonthecob
0void00
At one point in my life I found myself rat-sitting. I was reading Jurassic park at the time, and woke up thinking that the rats' 2 am (1/2)
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
I remember my sister and I hearing some loud thumping at night, scary af. We realized it came from inside the house after a while. 1/2
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
We had her BF's rabbit over while he was away. He had music play 24/7. We didn't. So the rabbit got scared at night and started thumping 2/2
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
(he stopped and went to sleep when we put on snoop).
0void00
boxing match was velociraptors throwing themselves against the fence.
OnTheCliffsOfGallipoli
I don't know why but that image made me giggle uncontrollably
VerdantApollo
Peripheral rat tried the classic low-kick strafe and a bite on the flank but his opponent has good defense, and recovered...
VerdantApollo
..followed by the opponent trying an arm grapple to put him on his back or side. 9/10 fight from both sides, quality plays.
VerdantApollo
further reading: http://www.ratbehavior.org/Aggression.htm#Tactics
forlornonthecob
Valj
I didn't know I needed analysis of rat fights in my life.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Excuse me, but Master Splinter would kick every rats ass in the world and then proceed to kick OUR asses
Fishworshipper
Jerry would annihilate him.
Drarra
That would be cheating.. he was [SPOILER]
MenloPart
Does he identify as a rat or man?
Drarra
Huh, don't rememebr any episode where that would have been mentioned ._.
Drarra
a human once.
CaspianQuix
My money's on the real OG's.
LankyBootyGriswald
Jerry's cousin, hands down.
LumpWithaLeafHat
What about those Rats from NIMH? They had some re bruisers in their crew.
GalbraithS
Maybe if it was a sewing contest
MenloPart
Dude, I met Mickey once, and he was bigger than my dad!
HailNimrod
pashbandicoot
Rescuers Down Under
WhatisaYute
How is everyone gonna forget about Basil of Baker Street?
ninjarnia
I think you're forgetting Nicodemus from Secret of NIMH.
dontthinkifitinhere
The Great Mouse Detective is where it's at
apercent
You trippin' son, them mice could hardly fight a cat, my boys from Paris took on two humans and won
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Yeah, with a huge group. We're talkin 1 on 1 here
jupiterandthemoons
Fivel Mouskawitz grew up on the streets of Russia.
CelticGirl0129
Gus Gus!!!
CelticGirl0129
I know that's not Gus Gus, I just think he would be the prize fighter
DigglyGickMcGee
Mini horse where I work is named Gus. Cutest little turd ever
CelticGirl0129
Oh God, I want a mini horse!
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CelticGirl0129
Oh he's so pretty!