Aug 2, 2014 10:17 PM
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LordXeras
thank you, cute wolf man. You have perfectly illustrated this feeling.
PurpleJellyMonster
So THAT'S what they're doing...
shedoo
This happens when I sit on the toilet looking at my phone for too long.
SuperKawaiiChan
Despite not being a furry, I absolutely hate the fuzzy, tingly feeling and it makes me fall down.
JacksonsCool
I know, I hate it when I turn into a furry and my leg hurts.
Neekrhael
http://imgur.com/HxZ18T7
japanforsale
I can honestly say my leg has never turned me into a furry, but that's just me.
sixseasonsandaminiseries
Urgh. The needly bit is the wooooorst
RagDollz
shits annoying when its like that with friends.. they do anything to move that leg and cause traumatic pain QQ
brindolyn
After that, I wonder where the tail came from
tylertimetimetime
My fursona is a homosapien named David.
JustEngineeringPuns
This is the most accurate visual representation of this feeling I have ever seen
jordyjordy
That leg gets awful reception.
PaulaDeenismybitch
I once crashed into an old lady in an airport because my legs were asleep. Ended up spraining my ankle and I didn't feel it.
In retrospect, saying "crashed" while talking about an airport is not too wise.
Crazylizzard
have you ever gone to bed and wake up with your arm asleep and try to give yourself a handjob?
TransistorRadio
I think that's call "The Stranger"
Astralman
or even "The Friendly Stranger"
xoferif
I like this comic for a different reason :D
nol3ody
Your furry is tingling.
Dragomok
Furry amputation fetish? White noise appreciation? Reminder of somebody you used to know? I am intrigued.
The first one. :)
TheTARDIScommunicatesvisually
tpr888
10/10 perfect gif username combo
IAmJacksPing
When my son was 6 he knocked his elbow and said his arm was pixelated.
LadyGrakle
Amazing!
miesty
Smart kiddo you got there.
TheFraggler
I like that description
dinojr
thats exactly how i would describe it and im 26
PHOENIXFIRE23323000
Totally its like im in a video game my my leg or arm is gliching
HommeDeBois
the 'not-so-funny' bone
DrIvoRobotnik
Not sure if furry, will upvote anyway.
elyaktoro
thank you for that upvote
Is most definitely furry, will upvote you because downvote faires.
Ihavedecidedtomakeanimgur
I hate feeling the white noise.
STIKY55
Yea sometimes my dick does the same thing. Gets stuck under my leg and then I can't feel the other 5 inches
hencethequeef
"TLDR: Come at me, ladies."
stillcleaning
Legit laughed
TheRicM
aFactIsAFact
Wow! Furry on the front page!
TheBlueMuppet
Calm down, or everyone will want one!
VectorVictor
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
TAKE ON MEEEEE
JustKroepos
Actually I love that feeling, it feels funny and I don't mind it.
OnceLostNowFound
Demon spawn. You must be demon spawn. You have no power here!
Just keep in mind that it's your blood starting to run through your veins again as fast as possible.
laboon
Hell creature
gdithero
you... you will survive the apocalypse
Really? It always hurts me. Actually borders on super painful. Can't make it stop fast enough & I avoid it at all costs.
Kaean323
I do too, it tickles and makes me laugh.
Askthemountains
Same, but i cant deal with it, its too much! hahaha
boodoopeoplemurderpeople
CRAWL BACK TO THE HOLE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, HELLSPAWN! NO MORE SHALL YOU DARKEN THIS EARTH!
hulkey
What about the part when you put weight on it and nearly fucking collapse because your leg is asleep?
MizukisShadow
This happened when I was pregnant and scared everyone. It sucks.
StuckInBetweeen
I had my feet fall asleep in a public toilet. Tried to get up, fell over hit my head against the stall. Awkwardness ensued.
EvilPineapple
What do you mean "nearly?"
ICantFindARelevantUsernameRightNow
What about the part when you're a fox ?
akaesther
I tripped my way down the stairs in the middle of the night that way. Woke the whole house up.
Animatronio
That happened to me in school during an assembly, I got called up front and accidentally kicked the girl in front of me.
That's what they fucking get for making us sit on the floor like animals.
cheeseywiz98
I don't fall over or lose balance when my leg is asleep. >:)
gewalt
you dont lose motor control when this happens, those people are all twerps and overreacted to slight sensory deprivation.
dpidcoe
Not loss of motor control, loss of proprioceptive feedback. If I can't feel my leg I can't tell where I'm placing it when I take a step.
thats the thing that I said!
WaitShiaSurprise
Got up off the couch thinking my leg was awake, two steps later I was on the floor.
alphaninn
I stood up after a super long session on my Genesis when I was a kid and fell directly into the Christmas tree and knocked it over.
randomrover
My mum almost crippled herself for life doing that. Had a horrifically swollen knee and everything. She put her weight down funny.
NotBrokenJustBent
I once broke my ankle because it was asleep and I tried to walk down stairs. Rolled my ankle, dropped my phone. Broke the ankle.
Bezaid
That must've been one heavy phone.
Iamtyrionlannister
have you not seen the bricks that were in the 90s and are being brought back 20+ years later with a screen
I did hear that Nokia was making a smartphone that you could use as a hammer in a pinch, but that was over a year ago, I think.
Jalase
I once had both legs fall asleep while asleep. Alarm clock rang and I stood, took a step, then fell. I laughed so hard!
IronicDancing
"Nearly"? I smacked my chin on a concrete bollard because I got out of a car too quickly after a 2.5 hour drive with not enough leg room.
littlegreenapple
Woke up late, jumped up, and immediately fell over. Was still half asleep so got up and took a step to fall over again. Stayed there.
RandomAbscessMemories
Because, like, without that sense of "leg" your knee goes the wrong way and you're just "shit."
keenathered
did that once. I fell as soon as I stood up. that foot had a nasty diagonal bruise on it. apparently it had bent w/o my feeling a thing. :/
FluffyKittyButts
Knee bent backwards, freaky as hell.
catsnroombas
I have a scar on one knee from that! Didn't realize my leg was dead asleep and got up to answer the door - landed on a carpet edge nail 1/2
Tried to crawl to the front door to answer, then looked behind me and saw a trail of blood. Didn't even feel it for several minutes
DontBeAnAssButt
That's some commitment. Hopefully you didn't get to the door just to find out it was a Jehovah's Witness
BaldBandit
That would have been a great opportunity, though. Crawled to the door, blood trail, opened the door and say "He's come for me!, run!"
Pokimmy
Yes, and it fuckin kind of ''hurt'' if you stand on it! D:
SpikeCanKickLestatsAss
Oh man, this! It's so hard to describe that sensation.
I LOVE/HATE that feeling. Is like if your leg was injured, but it's not. And it's like a painful numbness. I don't know
HD2composer
So much this. I just nervously wait and try to balance until it fades away. Trying to move it even a...(1/2)
(2/2)... little feels like a painful venom moving deeper into my flesh. That moment is the only time I have felt that kind of "pain"
Yes hahahaha. I thought I was the only freak experiencing this
Totally. I made an album for you. What it feels like for me when i stand up and realize I am screwed: /a/gW4x8
OMG! That's the cutiest thing anybody has done for me
Leglesswonder
I have that problem all of the time...
TheoryofaNickelCreed
"5 cum, Excitement as you goo"
thewombat1
Username relevant
JimonSern
Am I the only one who actually enjoys it a bit?
InnocentValley
I find it really hilarious how many times I've fallen flat on the floor and had to pretend to be a seal to get anywhere.
BoringRealTalkGuy
circulation
TheThiefLord
More often than I would like to admit
Jagadid
Furries have arrived at the frontpage.
Kimmykix
As a furry, I'm proud! *sheds a tear*
Gmancoydog
#The_Feels
zidar
For the third time as I rememebr. , and toothless and stich from taoshin (but can't find taht post)
[deleted]
Wasn't sure that counted as furry ... but why not, it's awesome.
This was not an exclamation of achievement in firsts.
chardrak
It was more of an "Oh god why?!" moment.
sarrukh
Iguanamouth has been on the frontpage several times as well, and she's a furry. Source: I'm a furry.
mide8
And there was much gnashing of teeth.
I remember this
second one is cute as hell :)
fist one ... DAMN ... that was on the FP ...
yes...
Tinkerbellatrix
That last picture perfectly represents what that shit feels like.
Icallthearmrestontheplane
YEEEEESSSSS
Inchpunch
Gonna hit y'all up with a little science. It's called Paresthesia, and if it feels more like ants crawling on you it's Formication.
Cranimad
ForMication?... :3
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I had sciatica for a long time and damaged the nerve permanently. That's what it feels like whenever anything touches the side of my foot.
muIderitsme
When I was a kid I used to tell my parents I had glitter in my feet. Even my insides were fabulous.
johnvictor
Pins and needles man...
Abominor
It doesn't account for the 'squeezing' feeling that accompanies it.
sweatytelemarketer
Like your foot is a beanie baby.
burritomaster
here i was thinking i was the only one that got the needle prodding feeling, ugh shit hurts sometimes.
MesmericVisions
Ants. It feels like ants.
Utamey
My friend's daughter calls it "fuzzy legs"
Well this character's legs are always fuzzy.
MaverickSawyer
It does!!!!
TheEarthIsMusicForThoseWhoListen
I used to call it the sprite feeling
Elkisbook
In french we call that having ants in the leg. I think it describes perfectly how horrible that feeling is.
Yeah, my tail usually gets all frizzy too.
TheNewestUsername
My tail is in the front and hairless
TrumanRamote
The phrase 'pins and needles' has existed, and has been more accurate than this picture, for *decades*.
Mistruths
But it's not painful, like "pins an needles"
Oh, yes, 'sparkle-sparkle tail wag' is so much more indicative of the feeling.
browniesftw
i think this dude is too young to know what static is
jsd3306
Feels like being stabbed with needles to me...
Raamah
For people old enough to remember: http://imgur.com/mz1Pf2q
Bombideer
I still own one O.o 'use it for old game consoles
Zarkary
They're heeeeeere
TheFrostyNips
O_O
blzbob
hey! free pay-per-view porn from 1985!
catsonmeth
Dude, I had one of those in 2007.
911devilhunter
i'm 17 and i remember this
ShiaTheBeouf
I already knew what you were going to link to before I opened it. I feel you, brother.
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
Don't make me feel old, man.
I'm 16 and I remember that.
hosstyle1
Shut up Kenny! You're POOR!'
derpalopithecus
I'm 3 and I remember this
ItsHardToBeAnOptimist
Is that a CD player?
It's a joke.
dro1215
O ooohhhhh
zdubbs
I wish I could upvote the shit out of this. I remember trying to explain this felling when I was little!
sandibebop
Thats what nerve damage feels like. I try and tell people its like your foot being asleep and they dont get it.
datbat
I have a big cyst in the back of my knee that makes my lower leg feel like this constantly. :-/
wobbu
Do you get that prickly sensation too?
Yeah. Sometimes its numb, but Just on the skin. And the muscle beneath hurts. Other times its just hell.
sideslick
My ex-GF had no working nerve-ends in her arms.
manik024
I get that but very painfully
Zillathejokekiller
You mean you live with this feeling constantly?
Yes. In my upper back, sometimes in my lower back. Its moved to my right leg. My right foot is completely numb.
Rhinosaurous
My cousin did. He got better but for 18 years he would describe it like this.
skwawkward
For me at least (and maybe because the affected area's not too big) I am for the most part used to it except when I bump it or something
same for me - bump or press on the side of my foot feels numb and pins and needles at the same time.
Maybe we are injured-foot twins
Falcrist
That's fucking awful.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Finally, a cute furry thing on here that won't be absolutely destroyed.
eh, just scroll down to the bad comments. i've already done my part and downvoted the assholes
geiokami
I know right? I saw it on the front page and I was like, oh crap here comes the hate.
Yay!!! were finally getting somewhere! :D
I've made blatant furry comments and such that have been well received. We're finally moving up in the world! xD
Laitka
I know! big difference over this last year or so
Nope. Furry shit is shit.
Well aren't you a goddamn delight
Antipus405
Hurray for not being destroyed! I couldn't believe it was on the front page, either.
Jghx5
harpoonyourboyfriend
Oh my god that's cute.
SteveCraft
This one is always funny.
Automatus
Commenting for future use.
OfficialMikhailGorbachev
Ahah
needlessfoal
Saving this one
SpinnerMask
I remember that one. How long ago was it on the front page?
few months I think.
To be honest though, we have shit that would thoroughly fuck up the average imgurian
Divenity
So does every fandom.
I suppose
chainchomp56
You shouldn't be downvoted. You are correct on that notion XD Even some of the "general" art is... fucked up... to put it "lightly"
You aren't a canine.
Says who?
DNA analysis. Not really a "who", more of a "what".
Pft. You haven't seen my pic, you don't know! See, that's me in the middle there
driferso227
Have you ever had your genitals fall asleep? It feels... interesting.
Limmmao
It happened to my prostate once or twice. Wasn't pleasant.
HowToMlemAnimal
... how?
euendo
That sounds cool I wanna experience that!
beardeclam12
It's one of those weird feelings that I enjoy, something about the tingly feeling...
Sp00ks13
Agreed. It always makes me go "Oh..OooOoo...that feels a little nice."
Dumfuc
Welp, bring me the rubber bands, it's time for some science.
PossiblyABear
Yes and yes.
that happens when i ride a motorcycle, hate it so much
OtterlyKim
I'm a girl, and get this when on a bicycle
primooptimoso
Happens to me whenever I sit on a wooden stool for too long. Soooo weeeeird. "What's wrong?" "Uhhh, dick's asleep"
brap
Yes! They were reading "50 Shades of Gray" and dozed off.
arghnard
What are you, 80
drorgin
My neck/half of my face fell asleep once...
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
I was about to say that. It feels incredibly weird but I kind of like it.
Habbadax
My ass has fallen asleep, you'd be amazed how hard it is to walk when your ass is asleep
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
I was sitting really awkwardly for a long time and had my clitoris fall asleep. Very interesting indeed.
See Comment below for vivid description
nihilanth
After a long bike ride had my balls fall asleep. At first it was weird,then it was funny followed by a panicky fear of not feeling 'em again
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
I'm discovering through the comments that this happens to women quite a bit. Also, all the other replies are ladies! *fires up fedora tip*
ADisturbedOne
Yes... it was.. uh.. weird and interesting I'd say.
exponentiallymusical
HATE IT
KreigersJazzHands
Dat pudendal nerve
exitfreshly
+1 for science
DomSchu
Isn't that called erectile dysfunction?
owlest
happened to me a couple times after stationary bike riding, it was scary
SpicedNipples
It felt like another mans penis>
bjac5000
yes, balls and dick. I have a boney ass, so when i sit it puts pressure in that "middle" area. I have to jump up a shake it out. it sucks
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Well now I want to go strangle them. Thanks a lot.
imemewhatimeme
Ah, the good ol' stranger in the bedroom. Makes for good times.... not really, just a lot of regret and shame.
DJTesla
I think the term here you're looking for is "amazeballs."
Snakecake
Yes but no.
LittleAldy
i thought i was the only one
RomeoSniper
I've wondered: If ladies lay on their stomach do their boobs fall asleep?
eemitte
Nope
peapodrees
Nope--it's just uncomfortable in a generally painful way.
Cupcakemaiden
No my boobs have never fallen asleep personally.
thisismyimguraccount
Nope, but my arms usually do.
sinala
no, but at least i have to make them lie in a good position, otherways its uncomfortable or even painful
MyIDofagoodtime
Nah son
But our butter muffin does fall asleep and numb
+1 for butter muffin.
iliketurtlez
How?! I've never experienced that?!?
benbrockn
butter muffin?
AHornyRhino
No but I've sat on my balls before. I did not like that feeling.
Very different.
Oh I know all too well.
HarperLee
New saddle on my bike makes the giblets go numb. Probably not my greatest investment.
DonkeyKongsLongShlongInABongIsWrong
somebody tell me how exactly i can get my dick to fall asleep.
thepigofhappiness
hard seat of an exercise bike...very unsettling
Zelko13
Sometimes it happens when I slouch in my chair for too long. I didn't not like it.
TorSverre
Bicycle on too hard a seat (which is most of them) for too long. It is NOT a good feeling.
zenandtheartofmadness
try a white noise machine. if that doesn't work, maybe give it a nip of whiskey. to be honest though, i usually just rub mine.
uploaddump
Oof, it's too early to laugh this hard.
flergnerg
my music teacher had a uncomfortable old wooden chair and my weight and posture made my balls fall asleep after sitting for awhile.
readingsaddler
Do a long cycle without standing up at any stage!!
Jennybeanss
for SCIENCE!!! no but seriously. its for masturbation research.
dbrsong
benzocaine, its meant for tooth aches and oral numbing. But if you put a dab on the end of your master of ceremonies. It'll make it numb (1)
Only lasts for about 20-30 minutes. And yes, I know this from experience. (2)
riding a bike for a long time, with all your weight on your dick nerve (I think that's the medical name for it)
Dooood
No, it taint.
Rimasticus
When having sex for too long. Not asleep, more of mostly numb.
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
By "for too long" you mean more than 2 minutes?
TheBlackShakes
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, and bruised.
Its not a good feeling. Felt real weird and kinda scary the first time.
BuiltToSpill535
"The first time." ;)
jacopopeterman
Yeah so how is it done
CosmicTrance
Happened to me after a long bike ride. It was definitely scary the first time it happened.
MigueLemos
WE WANT ANSWERS, SON.
Dude I dont know. I just kinda sat on a nerve or something. Idk. One of my balls falls asleep everynow and then.
mitzygoesmeow
Well that's happened to my coochi. It felt so weird.
DaenerysIsMyKhaleesi
That is always the weirdest feeling...only happens when im sitting on a hard bench though or something similar
iwriteyoursecrets
Okay yes me too. It keeps happening on my right side and I sort of wonder if I have a circulation problem. :P
Yeah, when we sat down on the floor for to long, the coochi gets numb too. How wierd is that
jamabass
Once, my tuna fish casserole wasn't shazam, so I rubbed the soggy goodness and lathered some oil for flavor - oh, you're talking about vag.
Thank god I'm not the only one!
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Me too! And for some reason I slapped it to get it to wake up. DO NOT RECOMMEND.
Num13er1grandpa
I've got the numbest boner right now.
LeftCollectionBlueBird
Or when your whole leg and only half of your sideways bacon sandwich falls asleep.
fredabomb
i became hungry and aroused at the same time. thank you for this pleasure.
yerglion
This is the weirdest feeling I don't understand my lady bits sometimes
kuraianubis
yep..just one side of the lips and buttcheeks are gone, its so bizarre.
+1 for sideways bacon sandwich
Slidera
How is that even possible? To bend in such a way, my mind. I can't comprehend
Flinkle
Happened to me once from sitting on the edge of gym bleachers too long. Scared the shit out of me when I stood up.
ImSorryForTheLackOfApostrophe
Less bending, more awkward sitting positions. Sometimes it happens when sitting a certain way on a hard surface, like a bench.
SerialKitten666
Happens some times if you've been sitting uncomfortably for awhile. Bike rides, bus rides, very fucking strange feeling...
TheCanadianNerd
pinch whichever big veins split off into smaller veins that lead down to vagoo town.
Midgear
This damn thread.
At least it's only a town's population... could be a vagoo city for some.
Or vagoo-tropolis.
Happens to my girly bits sometimes after riding a bike for a long time.
RudyToo
That happened to me before! Weirdest feeling ever.
See that I could understand, because bike seats are the devil
skellious
you know they sell bike seats specifically to fix this problem? (also for men they sell ones to prevent prostate problems)
No shit?
AcadianBacon
My butt and under-between-part gets sore after a lot of riding. D: I like down-hill slopes, weeeeeee~ c:
GRUNDLE.
Flyndaran
Perineum
ButtplugFairy
That's why I removed the bike seat~
TehNoobinator117
I noticed your name. Hi.
CuntstibleKelly
It happened to me too! I freaked the fuck out and ran around slapping my fancy biscuit for 10 minutes.
guericK
After they sleep you also imagine you have a dick? That's just me?
Just you, darlin.
Bellusros
+2 For the belly laugh. -1 Cause there is now water on my screen and keyboard.
Bhargo
brb imagining someone slapping their "fancy biscuit"
TheManiteee
"Fancy biscuit" +1
ISenseAChallenger
Best. Fucking. Comment. Ever.
SavageCorona
There needs to be a favourite comments function.
Fweeblies
I really did giggle omfg
4 days later...and I glad I came back to this by chance, +1 for Fancy Biscuit. "...the more you know"
AlternateMatka
http://imgur.com/eEYwLze
HeadPuntingBatmanRollerCoaster
there will always be a relevant gif
Jardok
I actually lol'd so +1
hadakanogokiburi
Brilliant. +1
BananasForScalePlz
+1 just for the use of the term "fancy biscuit" in such a way haha
Thank you!
Seconded
LordXeras
thank you, cute wolf man. You have perfectly illustrated this feeling.
PurpleJellyMonster
So THAT'S what they're doing...
shedoo
This happens when I sit on the toilet looking at my phone for too long.
SuperKawaiiChan
Despite not being a furry, I absolutely hate the fuzzy, tingly feeling and it makes me fall down.
JacksonsCool
I know, I hate it when I turn into a furry and my leg hurts.
Neekrhael
http://imgur.com/HxZ18T7
japanforsale
I can honestly say my leg has never turned me into a furry, but that's just me.
sixseasonsandaminiseries
Urgh. The needly bit is the wooooorst
RagDollz
shits annoying when its like that with friends.. they do anything to move that leg and cause traumatic pain QQ
brindolyn
After that, I wonder where the tail came from
tylertimetimetime
My fursona is a homosapien named David.
JustEngineeringPuns
This is the most accurate visual representation of this feeling I have ever seen
jordyjordy
That leg gets awful reception.
PaulaDeenismybitch
I once crashed into an old lady in an airport because my legs were asleep. Ended up spraining my ankle and I didn't feel it.
PaulaDeenismybitch
In retrospect, saying "crashed" while talking about an airport is not too wise.
Crazylizzard
have you ever gone to bed and wake up with your arm asleep and try to give yourself a handjob?
TransistorRadio
I think that's call "The Stranger"
Astralman
or even "The Friendly Stranger"
xoferif
I like this comic for a different reason :D
nol3ody
Your furry is tingling.
Dragomok
Furry amputation fetish? White noise appreciation? Reminder of somebody you used to know? I am intrigued.
xoferif
The first one. :)
TheTARDIScommunicatesvisually
tpr888
10/10 perfect gif username combo
IAmJacksPing
When my son was 6 he knocked his elbow and said his arm was pixelated.
LadyGrakle
Amazing!
miesty
Smart kiddo you got there.
TheFraggler
I like that description
dinojr
thats exactly how i would describe it and im 26
PHOENIXFIRE23323000
Totally its like im in a video game my my leg or arm is gliching
HommeDeBois
the 'not-so-funny' bone
DrIvoRobotnik
Not sure if furry, will upvote anyway.
elyaktoro
thank you for that upvote
nol3ody
Is most definitely furry, will upvote you because downvote faires.
Ihavedecidedtomakeanimgur
I hate feeling the white noise.
STIKY55
Yea sometimes my dick does the same thing. Gets stuck under my leg and then I can't feel the other 5 inches
hencethequeef
"TLDR: Come at me, ladies."
stillcleaning
Legit laughed
TheRicM
aFactIsAFact
Wow! Furry on the front page!
TheBlueMuppet
Calm down, or everyone will want one!
VectorVictor
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
TAKE ON MEEEEE
JustKroepos
Actually I love that feeling, it feels funny and I don't mind it.
OnceLostNowFound
Demon spawn. You must be demon spawn. You have no power here!
Astralman
Just keep in mind that it's your blood starting to run through your veins again as fast as possible.
laboon
Hell creature
gdithero
you... you will survive the apocalypse
stillcleaning
Really? It always hurts me. Actually borders on super painful. Can't make it stop fast enough & I avoid it at all costs.
Kaean323
I do too, it tickles and makes me laugh.
Askthemountains
Same, but i cant deal with it, its too much! hahaha
boodoopeoplemurderpeople
CRAWL BACK TO THE HOLE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, HELLSPAWN! NO MORE SHALL YOU DARKEN THIS EARTH!
hulkey
What about the part when you put weight on it and nearly fucking collapse because your leg is asleep?
MizukisShadow
This happened when I was pregnant and scared everyone. It sucks.
StuckInBetweeen
I had my feet fall asleep in a public toilet. Tried to get up, fell over hit my head against the stall. Awkwardness ensued.
EvilPineapple
What do you mean "nearly?"
ICantFindARelevantUsernameRightNow
What about the part when you're a fox ?
akaesther
I tripped my way down the stairs in the middle of the night that way. Woke the whole house up.
Animatronio
That happened to me in school during an assembly, I got called up front and accidentally kicked the girl in front of me.
Animatronio
That's what they fucking get for making us sit on the floor like animals.
cheeseywiz98
I don't fall over or lose balance when my leg is asleep. >:)
gewalt
you dont lose motor control when this happens, those people are all twerps and overreacted to slight sensory deprivation.
dpidcoe
Not loss of motor control, loss of proprioceptive feedback. If I can't feel my leg I can't tell where I'm placing it when I take a step.
gewalt
thats the thing that I said!
WaitShiaSurprise
Got up off the couch thinking my leg was awake, two steps later I was on the floor.
alphaninn
I stood up after a super long session on my Genesis when I was a kid and fell directly into the Christmas tree and knocked it over.
randomrover
My mum almost crippled herself for life doing that. Had a horrifically swollen knee and everything. She put her weight down funny.
NotBrokenJustBent
I once broke my ankle because it was asleep and I tried to walk down stairs. Rolled my ankle, dropped my phone. Broke the ankle.
Bezaid
That must've been one heavy phone.
Iamtyrionlannister
have you not seen the bricks that were in the 90s and are being brought back 20+ years later with a screen
Bezaid
I did hear that Nokia was making a smartphone that you could use as a hammer in a pinch, but that was over a year ago, I think.
Jalase
I once had both legs fall asleep while asleep. Alarm clock rang and I stood, took a step, then fell. I laughed so hard!
IronicDancing
"Nearly"? I smacked my chin on a concrete bollard because I got out of a car too quickly after a 2.5 hour drive with not enough leg room.
littlegreenapple
Woke up late, jumped up, and immediately fell over. Was still half asleep so got up and took a step to fall over again. Stayed there.
RandomAbscessMemories
Because, like, without that sense of "leg" your knee goes the wrong way and you're just "shit."
keenathered
did that once. I fell as soon as I stood up. that foot had a nasty diagonal bruise on it. apparently it had bent w/o my feeling a thing. :/
FluffyKittyButts
Knee bent backwards, freaky as hell.
catsnroombas
I have a scar on one knee from that! Didn't realize my leg was dead asleep and got up to answer the door - landed on a carpet edge nail 1/2
catsnroombas
Tried to crawl to the front door to answer, then looked behind me and saw a trail of blood. Didn't even feel it for several minutes
DontBeAnAssButt
That's some commitment. Hopefully you didn't get to the door just to find out it was a Jehovah's Witness
BaldBandit
That would have been a great opportunity, though. Crawled to the door, blood trail, opened the door and say "He's come for me!, run!"
Pokimmy
Yes, and it fuckin kind of ''hurt'' if you stand on it! D:
SpikeCanKickLestatsAss
Oh man, this! It's so hard to describe that sensation.
Pokimmy
I LOVE/HATE that feeling. Is like if your leg was injured, but it's not. And it's like a painful numbness. I don't know
HD2composer
So much this. I just nervously wait and try to balance until it fades away. Trying to move it even a...(1/2)
HD2composer
(2/2)... little feels like a painful venom moving deeper into my flesh. That moment is the only time I have felt that kind of "pain"
Pokimmy
Yes hahahaha. I thought I was the only freak experiencing this
HD2composer
Totally. I made an album for you. What it feels like for me when i stand up and realize I am screwed: /a/gW4x8
Pokimmy
OMG! That's the cutiest thing anybody has done for me
Leglesswonder
I have that problem all of the time...
TheoryofaNickelCreed
"5 cum, Excitement as you goo"
thewombat1
Username relevant
JimonSern
Am I the only one who actually enjoys it a bit?
InnocentValley
I find it really hilarious how many times I've fallen flat on the floor and had to pretend to be a seal to get anywhere.
BoringRealTalkGuy
circulation
TheThiefLord
More often than I would like to admit
Jagadid
Furries have arrived at the frontpage.
Kimmykix
As a furry, I'm proud! *sheds a tear*
Gmancoydog
#The_Feels
zidar
For the third time as I rememebr.
, and toothless and stich from taoshin (but can't find taht post)
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zidar
Wasn't sure that counted as furry ... but why not, it's awesome.
Jagadid
This was not an exclamation of achievement in firsts.
chardrak
It was more of an "Oh god why?!" moment.
sarrukh
Iguanamouth has been on the frontpage several times as well, and she's a furry. Source: I'm a furry.
mide8
And there was much gnashing of teeth.
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
I remember this![]()
zidar
second one is cute as hell :)
zidar
fist one ... DAMN ... that was on the FP ...
nol3ody
yes...
Tinkerbellatrix
That last picture perfectly represents what that shit feels like.
Icallthearmrestontheplane
YEEEEESSSSS
Inchpunch
Gonna hit y'all up with a little science. It's called Paresthesia, and if it feels more like ants crawling on you it's Formication.
Cranimad
ForMication?... :3
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I had sciatica for a long time and damaged the nerve permanently. That's what it feels like whenever anything touches the side of my foot.
muIderitsme
When I was a kid I used to tell my parents I had glitter in my feet. Even my insides were fabulous.
johnvictor
Pins and needles man...
Abominor
It doesn't account for the 'squeezing' feeling that accompanies it.
sweatytelemarketer
Like your foot is a beanie baby.
burritomaster
here i was thinking i was the only one that got the needle prodding feeling, ugh shit hurts sometimes.
MesmericVisions
Ants. It feels like ants.
Utamey
My friend's daughter calls it "fuzzy legs"
nol3ody
Well this character's legs are always fuzzy.
MaverickSawyer
It does!!!!
TheEarthIsMusicForThoseWhoListen
I used to call it the sprite feeling
Elkisbook
In french we call that having ants in the leg. I think it describes perfectly how horrible that feeling is.
nol3ody
Yeah, my tail usually gets all frizzy too.
TheNewestUsername
My tail is in the front and hairless
TrumanRamote
The phrase 'pins and needles' has existed, and has been more accurate than this picture, for *decades*.
Mistruths
But it's not painful, like "pins an needles"
TrumanRamote
Oh, yes, 'sparkle-sparkle tail wag' is so much more indicative of the feeling.
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browniesftw
i think this dude is too young to know what static is
jsd3306
Feels like being stabbed with needles to me...
Raamah
For people old enough to remember: http://imgur.com/mz1Pf2q
Bombideer
I still own one O.o 'use it for old game consoles
Zarkary
They're heeeeeere
TheFrostyNips
O_O
blzbob
hey! free pay-per-view porn from 1985!
catsonmeth
Dude, I had one of those in 2007.
911devilhunter
i'm 17 and i remember this
ShiaTheBeouf
I already knew what you were going to link to before I opened it. I feel you, brother.
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
Don't make me feel old, man.
cheeseywiz98
I'm 16 and I remember that.
hosstyle1
Shut up Kenny! You're POOR!'
derpalopithecus
I'm 3 and I remember this
ItsHardToBeAnOptimist
Is that a CD player?
ItsHardToBeAnOptimist
It's a joke.
dro1215
O ooohhhhh
zdubbs
I wish I could upvote the shit out of this. I remember trying to explain this felling when I was little!
sandibebop
Thats what nerve damage feels like. I try and tell people its like your foot being asleep and they dont get it.
datbat
I have a big cyst in the back of my knee that makes my lower leg feel like this constantly. :-/
wobbu
Do you get that prickly sensation too?
sandibebop
Yeah. Sometimes its numb, but Just on the skin. And the muscle beneath hurts. Other times its just hell.
sideslick
My ex-GF had no working nerve-ends in her arms.
manik024
I get that but very painfully
Zillathejokekiller
You mean you live with this feeling constantly?
sandibebop
Yes. In my upper back, sometimes in my lower back. Its moved to my right leg. My right foot is completely numb.
Rhinosaurous
My cousin did. He got better but for 18 years he would describe it like this.
skwawkward
For me at least (and maybe because the affected area's not too big) I am for the most part used to it except when I bump it or something
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
same for me - bump or press on the side of my foot feels numb and pins and needles at the same time.
skwawkward
Maybe we are injured-foot twins
Falcrist
That's fucking awful.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Finally, a cute furry thing on here that won't be absolutely destroyed.
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browniesftw
eh, just scroll down to the bad comments. i've already done my part and downvoted the assholes
geiokami
I know right? I saw it on the front page and I was like, oh crap here comes the hate.
Kimmykix
Yay!!! were finally getting somewhere! :D
nol3ody
I've made blatant furry comments and such that have been well received. We're finally moving up in the world! xD
Laitka
I know! big difference over this last year or so
chardrak
Nope. Furry shit is shit.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Well aren't you a goddamn delight
Antipus405
Hurray for not being destroyed! I couldn't believe it was on the front page, either.
Jghx5
harpoonyourboyfriend
Oh my god that's cute.
SteveCraft
This one is always funny.
Automatus
Commenting for future use.
OfficialMikhailGorbachev
Ahah
needlessfoal
Saving this one
SpinnerMask
I remember that one. How long ago was it on the front page?
Jghx5
few months I think.
needlessfoal
To be honest though, we have shit that would thoroughly fuck up the average imgurian
Divenity
So does every fandom.
needlessfoal
I suppose
chainchomp56
You shouldn't be downvoted. You are correct on that notion XD Even some of the "general" art is... fucked up... to put it "lightly"
tylertimetimetime
You aren't a canine.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Says who?
tylertimetimetime
DNA analysis. Not really a "who", more of a "what".
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Pft. You haven't seen my pic, you don't know!
See, that's me in the middle there
driferso227
Have you ever had your genitals fall asleep? It feels... interesting.
Limmmao
It happened to my prostate once or twice. Wasn't pleasant.
HowToMlemAnimal
... how?
euendo
That sounds cool I wanna experience that!
beardeclam12
It's one of those weird feelings that I enjoy, something about the tingly feeling...
Sp00ks13
Agreed. It always makes me go "Oh..OooOoo...that feels a little nice."
Dumfuc
Welp, bring me the rubber bands, it's time for some science.
PossiblyABear
Yes and yes.
chainchomp56
that happens when i ride a motorcycle, hate it so much
OtterlyKim
I'm a girl, and get this when on a bicycle
primooptimoso
Happens to me whenever I sit on a wooden stool for too long. Soooo weeeeird. "What's wrong?" "Uhhh, dick's asleep"
brap
Yes! They were reading "50 Shades of Gray" and dozed off.
arghnard
What are you, 80
drorgin
My neck/half of my face fell asleep once...
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
I was about to say that. It feels incredibly weird but I kind of like it.
Habbadax
My ass has fallen asleep, you'd be amazed how hard it is to walk when your ass is asleep
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
I was sitting really awkwardly for a long time and had my clitoris fall asleep. Very interesting indeed.
STIKY55
See Comment below for vivid description
nihilanth
After a long bike ride had my balls fall asleep. At first it was weird,then it was funny followed by a panicky fear of not feeling 'em again
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
I'm discovering through the comments that this happens to women quite a bit. Also, all the other replies are ladies! *fires up fedora tip*
ADisturbedOne
Yes... it was.. uh.. weird and interesting I'd say.
exponentiallymusical
HATE IT
KreigersJazzHands
Dat pudendal nerve
exitfreshly
+1 for science
DomSchu
Isn't that called erectile dysfunction?
owlest
happened to me a couple times after stationary bike riding, it was scary
SpicedNipples
It felt like another mans penis>
bjac5000
yes, balls and dick. I have a boney ass, so when i sit it puts pressure in that "middle" area. I have to jump up a shake it out. it sucks
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Well now I want to go strangle them. Thanks a lot.
imemewhatimeme
Ah, the good ol' stranger in the bedroom. Makes for good times.... not really, just a lot of regret and shame.
DJTesla
I think the term here you're looking for is "amazeballs."
Snakecake
Yes but no.
LittleAldy
i thought i was the only one
RomeoSniper
I've wondered: If ladies lay on their stomach do their boobs fall asleep?
eemitte
Nope
peapodrees
Nope--it's just uncomfortable in a generally painful way.
Cupcakemaiden
No my boobs have never fallen asleep personally.
thisismyimguraccount
Nope, but my arms usually do.
sinala
no, but at least i have to make them lie in a good position, otherways its uncomfortable or even painful
MyIDofagoodtime
Nah son
Pokimmy
But our butter muffin does fall asleep and numb
stillcleaning
+1 for butter muffin.
iliketurtlez
How?! I've never experienced that?!?
benbrockn
butter muffin?
AHornyRhino
No but I've sat on my balls before. I did not like that feeling.
driferso227
Very different.
AHornyRhino
Oh I know all too well.
HarperLee
New saddle on my bike makes the giblets go numb. Probably not my greatest investment.
DonkeyKongsLongShlongInABongIsWrong
somebody tell me how exactly i can get my dick to fall asleep.
thepigofhappiness
hard seat of an exercise bike...very unsettling
Zelko13
Sometimes it happens when I slouch in my chair for too long. I didn't not like it.
TorSverre
Bicycle on too hard a seat (which is most of them) for too long. It is NOT a good feeling.
zenandtheartofmadness
try a white noise machine. if that doesn't work, maybe give it a nip of whiskey. to be honest though, i usually just rub mine.
uploaddump
Oof, it's too early to laugh this hard.
flergnerg
my music teacher had a uncomfortable old wooden chair and my weight and posture made my balls fall asleep after sitting for awhile.
readingsaddler
Do a long cycle without standing up at any stage!!
Jennybeanss
for SCIENCE!!! no but seriously. its for masturbation research.
dbrsong
benzocaine, its meant for tooth aches and oral numbing. But if you put a dab on the end of your master of ceremonies. It'll make it numb (1)
dbrsong
Only lasts for about 20-30 minutes. And yes, I know this from experience. (2)
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
riding a bike for a long time, with all your weight on your dick nerve (I think that's the medical name for it)
Dooood
No, it taint.
Rimasticus
When having sex for too long. Not asleep, more of mostly numb.
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
By "for too long" you mean more than 2 minutes?
TheBlackShakes
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, and bruised.
laboon
Its not a good feeling. Felt real weird and kinda scary the first time.
BuiltToSpill535
"The first time." ;)
jacopopeterman
Yeah so how is it done
CosmicTrance
Happened to me after a long bike ride. It was definitely scary the first time it happened.
MigueLemos
WE WANT ANSWERS, SON.
laboon
Dude I dont know. I just kinda sat on a nerve or something. Idk. One of my balls falls asleep everynow and then.
mitzygoesmeow
Well that's happened to my coochi. It felt so weird.
DaenerysIsMyKhaleesi
That is always the weirdest feeling...only happens when im sitting on a hard bench though or something similar
iwriteyoursecrets
Okay yes me too. It keeps happening on my right side and I sort of wonder if I have a circulation problem. :P
Pokimmy
Yeah, when we sat down on the floor for to long, the coochi gets numb too. How wierd is that
jamabass
Once, my tuna fish casserole wasn't shazam, so I rubbed the soggy goodness and lathered some oil for flavor - oh, you're talking about vag.
DontBeAnAssButt
Thank god I'm not the only one!
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Me too! And for some reason I slapped it to get it to wake up. DO NOT RECOMMEND.
Num13er1grandpa
I've got the numbest boner right now.
LeftCollectionBlueBird
Or when your whole leg and only half of your sideways bacon sandwich falls asleep.
fredabomb
i became hungry and aroused at the same time. thank you for this pleasure.
yerglion
This is the weirdest feeling I don't understand my lady bits sometimes
kuraianubis
yep..just one side of the lips and buttcheeks are gone, its so bizarre.
driferso227
+1 for sideways bacon sandwich
Slidera
How is that even possible? To bend in such a way, my mind. I can't comprehend
Flinkle
Happened to me once from sitting on the edge of gym bleachers too long. Scared the shit out of me when I stood up.
ImSorryForTheLackOfApostrophe
Less bending, more awkward sitting positions. Sometimes it happens when sitting a certain way on a hard surface, like a bench.
SerialKitten666
Happens some times if you've been sitting uncomfortably for awhile. Bike rides, bus rides, very fucking strange feeling...
TheCanadianNerd
pinch whichever big veins split off into smaller veins that lead down to vagoo town.
Midgear
This damn thread.
TheBlueMuppet
At least it's only a town's population... could be a vagoo city for some.
TheCanadianNerd
Or vagoo-tropolis.
OnceLostNowFound
Happens to my girly bits sometimes after riding a bike for a long time.
RudyToo
That happened to me before! Weirdest feeling ever.
Slidera
See that I could understand, because bike seats are the devil
skellious
you know they sell bike seats specifically to fix this problem? (also for men they sell ones to prevent prostate problems)
OnceLostNowFound
No shit?
AcadianBacon
My butt and under-between-part gets sore after a lot of riding. D: I like down-hill slopes, weeeeeee~ c:
TheBlueMuppet
GRUNDLE.
Flyndaran
Perineum
ButtplugFairy
That's why I removed the bike seat~
TehNoobinator117
I noticed your name. Hi.
CuntstibleKelly
It happened to me too! I freaked the fuck out and ran around slapping my fancy biscuit for 10 minutes.
guericK
After they sleep you also imagine you have a dick? That's just me?
CuntstibleKelly
Just you, darlin.
Bellusros
+2 For the belly laugh. -1 Cause there is now water on my screen and keyboard.
Bhargo
brb imagining someone slapping their "fancy biscuit"
TheManiteee
"Fancy biscuit" +1
ISenseAChallenger
Best. Fucking. Comment. Ever.
SavageCorona
There needs to be a favourite comments function.
Fweeblies
I really did giggle omfg
HD2composer
4 days later...and I glad I came back to this by chance, +1 for Fancy Biscuit. "...the more you know"
AlternateMatka
http://imgur.com/eEYwLze
HeadPuntingBatmanRollerCoaster
there will always be a relevant gif
Jardok
I actually lol'd so +1
hadakanogokiburi
Brilliant. +1
BananasForScalePlz
+1 just for the use of the term "fancy biscuit" in such a way haha
CuntstibleKelly
Thank you!
benbrockn
Seconded