Random internet find
Go get your tests done!
As a European, I enjoy being a background character of a hallmark movie
Was gonna post a selfie, but you'll get legs instead
What the fuck are you?!
Forget all other Christmas trees, this one wins.
And everybody had a good laugh about it.
It'll be a suicide mission
I swear if this keeps up imma prohibit my kids from having kids.
We got a new big car to accommodate incoming twins (and existing dog). Then we got a pram for them. Now we need another car.
Thinking back to simpler times when a double yolk egg got me excited.
I get the why, I just don't agree with it.
Procrastination is so tempting right now.
Mum mentioned I'd be a great grandma. I said I hope the fuck not.
Wish I could share, but...
About 4 years ago I made a dresser out of cardboard.
Um...
That cheating bastard
A while back I made a painting after 3 years of not painting anything
All the pretty little horsies
Well that was... A bit of a kick in the gut.
Christmas selfie transformation
Better make it quick I guess...
I can finally run away with someone dangerous!
I'm tired, I refuse to give this a witty title.
What's that sat on the side of the hill?
MRW people don't like the "typo" in my username
Was arguing what was better, a masher or a slicer when I start laughing like a retard.
I can't explain it, but I can't see the road for some reason.
I don't know which one of the two jobs Imma take, but in one of those I could make all of these so that's a thought.
MRW I see my username and realise the potential.
This is.. I'm sorry I didn't catch his name but he licks hands and purrs like a squeaky door.
I like my drinks like I like my comment section: strangely good and full of surprises.
HOW IS THAT THING NOT TIPPING! AAAHHH!!!
What a terribly fortunate turn of events.
Don't know what to do with those tired old tires? Imgur will save you!
I had my 2nd cake day over a month ago but haven't got any notifications about it ever so here's this.
I forgot my food in the kitchen, guess I'll starve.
Ok I know Russia has lost it's shit, but seriously? This is getting hilarious.
Starting with vaccines and ending with the moon landing.
I still drank it
My internet is way too slow to load large gifs and images. Please have mercy.
Travel the World: What to Pack When Backpacking.
A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "Why the long face?"
MRW I'm on the bus, haven't had breakfast and this man who absolutely fucking STINKS of cigarette smoke and something else sits nearer than the other side of the bus to me.
Woke up today to find that even my jumper is judging my lifes choices.
Say hello to this beer I love.
There's an al in Austria.
I expect to get murdered for this.
Three years ago I almost got the most perfect photo of my cat playing with a pancake.
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MRW I find out today is this motherfuckers 67th birthday.