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It was so embarrassing. For clarity, the train seats are able to seat two and face forward. I was on the outside seat with a middle aged woman sitting next to me. On the way home I fell asleep. I get woken up by her to get off at her stop and I immediately just stand up to make sure I'm not the reason she misses it. I realize I have a huge boner and never felt more awkward in my life.
ohscrewit
That's a $20 dollar word there
Notonthefrontpageever
But did she notice?
NegatyvPatience
Didn't ask if she was impressed or wanted company? Missed opportunity.
hescottbeats
just tell her you're trying to show her the direction to exit
MunsterZero
AdelaideDetroit
But... getting an erection in your sleep is so common. It's not like you stared deeply at her and willed it to grow a foot..
pachyderm
i've seen this film... "Risky Business", right?
MadameRainbowPants
yesterday i was walking and a guy was getting out of his car and i audibly farted while i walked by him, i was mortified. *high 5*?
demonic
She wanted your dick.
Turbogoat
Excuse me ma'am, my eyes are up here.
DrAnusMcFinger
"mind the fap"
bladderinfection
Best laugh I've had in months...and username is related. *golf claps all around*
Jinxboy
Got woken up to get off...
visual1
One time I walked outside the store and got in the wrong white car parked right next to my white car.
blow14me
Did you wink and say, I'll be seeing you...later. LOL
BlueElephant92
worst nightmare is getting a boner at the public swimming pool. thats why swimming pool water has always to be cool
Fireguy97
As an ex-lifeguard. 17 and 18 year old body parts on me didn't care much if it was cold water or not.
TheLimpinBiscuit
"Get off at her stop" can be interpreted more than one way here.
en1125
CatsAreOurGods
she probably was amused
ShyFryGuy
Well? Was she impressed?
mostlyimjustlurking
Envious
ShortBreadSpicyFood
dicklashanks
If it makes you feel any less awkward I ripped a hole in my pants once @ work and took the bus later sitting with my legs spread showing 1/
dicklashanks
My whatever was able of be seen to everyone driving down capital Ave which was alot of people. It wasn't a small hole either
sfprankster
Rub it on her for maximum effect.
Astrosimian
Don't forget to maintain eye contact
Karamellfudgefisk
And assert dominance
scanlon180
Her reaction
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ImDJSendBoobs
"huge"
questionableanswers
Hugh Mungus
MakerOfBadJokes
Yuuuuuuuge
MakerOfBadJokes
She'll be talkin' bout, the neighbors too, and you'll hear about it at the next PTA meeting and town hall. Yuuuge... He's got fans
uowaep
Be proud of your boners.
LeanpocketsYUM
chunkblaster
Courierflaps
Being a man is so hard, right?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
A stiff penalty for being a male.
bubup
Harder than one thinks. Pressure on men is much higher, and every man gotta pay for pussy one way or another
nosoupforoldmen
There are difficult aspects to being either sex. Don't turn this into a circle jerk
Clocke138
I see what you did there.
2DBeck
I mean its really hard, to not see it.
supinebovine
So did she.