Up vote this turtle. Not bc u want to but bc u have to.
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I lost my best friend today
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Would you get going you pirate.
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Cam girls have allergies?
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Gears for which have been ground.
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I don't know about pearls, do you?
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Pug craze...
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POA
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Cannoli stuffed
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Embrace the day
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When it's sink-oh the Mayo ... I guess
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It's time to
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Nocturnal penile what?
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What day is today?
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Y’all looking at some weird shit but have you ever seen a peeled lemon before?
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Every time I'm asked who I represent in the upcoming US election.
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Today is my Independence Day.
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How to make Limoncello
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Why? Because it took me hours to make. Thats why
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I just needed to get this off my bear chest.
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Just no... Title
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Haven't quite figured it out yet.
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2016: Bone Harder
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Took this little slut to the beach yesterday.
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Floor
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Getting a piece a-beetz
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Garbage truck eats couch.
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Oh life.
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Title is spelled with one T.
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Why? Because f*k the customer that's why.
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How suffer at the hands of hunts when I wanted Heinz
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It's been over an hour - still no response
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Is it illegal to...
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Moses presents the Ten Commandments
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Title
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What's your opinion?
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My 10th fav ever. Actually applies to tm tho.
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Pics of Asian dogs
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My over reaction when I hear what's going to happen here tm.
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Todays my Cake Day - I was told to post something
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6 am rubix cubin'
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It doesn't say whether or not it was a crime but I'm pretty sure Wile E. Coyote is responsible.
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What you sound like to your friends when your mobile device is having functional problems.
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