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Apr 5, 2026 10:37 AM

Safi, attempting to activate The Brain Cell

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#2 Not The French™️!

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#22

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#19 Put a heater under the fake laptop.

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#27 Atually something similar happened to me recently. Was in the parking lot of a McD, eating my stuff when someone tried to open the passenger door ( was autolocked). I looked over startled when he saw his mistake and went to the equally silver car parked next to me.

We had a good laugh about it but i don't know what would have happened if my door was unlocked and he actually got in.

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#13

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#23 She's from a different country, you wouldn't know it.

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Ah, the 1th century. What a time.

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#2

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#8

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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister all go to donate blood. The nurse asks if they know their blood type. "I'm ab+" says the priest. "me too!" Says the minister. "I think I'm a typo" says the rabbit

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#5 True! I have proof: the concert T-shirts have all shrunk.

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#3 360 No-Scope spreadsheet formulas

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I'm not gay, but living with other men and these kinda shenanigans we used to do, good times. I once woke up and there was a traffic cone in our kitchen. I once rented our public space to a Indian guy for the summer, when I thought the others would be away. They were suprised to find him there.

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#37

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#26 is sarcasm how we defeat the clankers? More at 11

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#1 Adding milk to his milk so instead of drinking 1% or 2%, he's drinking 120% milk!

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120% milk would be #46

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#32 Excellent question! Twigs in a tree - first twigs are woven into the crook of a branch. Grass nests: blades braided with beak and leg.

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There are lots of different nest types, and the asker is right, that first step is a crucial bit of the skill.

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#4 if there were a conversation I would love to hear… it would be these guys holy crap

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#47 the toupee is the only thing on him with a reflection, so either he's naked (but his naked body looks like clothes) or his clothes are vampires too.

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#19

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“Illnessing”?

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Working, playing, illnessing.

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I imagine a person that is currently illnessing is going to have a harder-than-average time figuring out the more correct term than "illnessing". I'll give them a pass.

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Damn you

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#2 3.9 The French

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OP, your posts are always bangers and Safi is super cute so it's a huge thanks all around from me!

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Thanks, I appreciate the positive feedback, it definately inspires me to keep posting. 🫶

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#10 Ziggy Piggy!

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#30 That's terrible! Do you Yanks actually call Thomas the Tank Engine, Thomas the Train?

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I assume Americans call him 'Thomas the Train', because as soon as you use the word "tank" they would immediatly try to start another war.

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only people with a barely surface knowledge of it. Anyone who is into trains uses his proper name

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Well that's relieving to know.

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I am entertrained

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#13

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The only way to fight a conspiracy theory is with an even more insane conspiracy

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AND - most importantly - it obviously has to be a FULL MOON! Otherwise, where would they land?!?

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#1 No, I'm not putting 'milk' in your milk

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My thought was to text back "You HOPE it's milk...."

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next step is a slightly longer bottle with the same lines

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But milking has occurred, so enjoy your cereal

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Heh hehe. It's cum.

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Why even adding milk? Just put another line below the last one. It has the same effect and you don't waste milk on the roommate.

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I assume, perhaps generously, that the roommate is able to count.

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I'm pretty sure, I wouldn't remember how many lines I put on the jug. The amount of lines isn't the important part, only that the line marks how much milk is left. If there's a line further down, my first question would also be if the roommate added milk. In this case, they wouldn't even lie when they answer "No". Which makes one more line even more insidious.

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Can someone help me with the cream one? I don't get it. Is it wrong? #46

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The dairy-free vegan substitutes are always hit-or-miss, trial and error. It is constant experimenting. There is many factors involved (texture, taste, color, thickness, smell, etc) that there isn't a straight-forward substitute. 2 exact homemade almond milk recipes can be made and ambient humidity will alter it or brand of almond flours or almond freshness.

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Yes it's wrong, it's an AI overview question. Even when they're correct they're wrong, and anyone who relies on them - ESPECIALLY if they're parroting the information to someone else who didn't ask explicitly for an AI hallucination - is an idiot.

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Maybe the vegan/dairy-free substitution for butter considering it's being mixed with whole milk?

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It doesn't say to mix it with milk.

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Not a culinary expert. But I know the product we call heavy whipping cream is homogenized. Meaning the equal parts of milk and cream are industrially blended for such a long time at chill temps that it no longer separates and cream doesn't float to the top. What average person can efficiently reblend butter back into the milk without it turning into meringue or whipped cream or re-separating again in their recipe.

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It wouldn’t likely work for whipped cream, but if you need to cook with it, it’s gonna work great.

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Yep. For a hot cream sauce this will be fine.

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Asking the important questions - inquiring minds want to know.

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Answered parent comment, but:

That's not a substitute for heavy cream, that's just a recipe to make heavy cream.

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Hysterical. Thank you for taking the time to loop me in since I wouldn’t see that notification.

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You are literally recreating cream from its components. Butter is churned from cream.

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does it work though? my brain is thinking "there's no way you can just un-butter some butter" but honestly that would be so useful for random spur of the moment cooking

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That's why it's a good substitute. Cream is basically really fatty milk so add fat to milk and it works as a substitute for cream. It's actually a good answer to the question

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And if you add milk to fat, you get me. Hello. I'm here all week. Twice on Sundays. Thanks for coming, tip your waitresses.

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If you say so. -flips waitress over-

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That's not a substitute for heavy cream, that's just a recipe to make heavy cream.

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I mean, if you have milk and butter on hand but not cream, this saves you the trip to the store to get cream.

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Important: make sure both ingredients are at room temp and that the butter is melted beforehand, or the temperature imbalance will cause the butter to resolidify and ruin the emulsion, and thus, any roux you attempt to make with it.

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You will roux the day!

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Having had to look for substitutes for my husband's allergies for years, the fact that 'substitute' can mean 'replacement for' or 'the same fucking thing' annoys me intently. Found what I thought was a replacement for eggs, called "egg substitute" in its own packaging. Ingredients? Eggs.

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In gemstone appraising, a synthetic contains the same ingredients and an imitation is made of other stuff but looks like the item needed.

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Whole lot of people getting hung up on the word "substitute". Don't have cream, but have milk and butter, do this. = now you have cream.

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Often, someone's looking for a substitute not for lack of ingredients, but for a desire or need (due to allergies, for example) to use different ingredients.

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So they should do something else not this. Doesn't make this not a remedy for not having cream.

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I mean it did say coconut cream at the bottom to satisfy that request

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#38 Some lady just wrote a book with 500 animal group names with no authority on the matter and people just accepted most of them. They can be changed, it wasn't done with science it was done with heart.

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Words are just a bunch of clicks and grunts that we agree on the meaning of. If enough of us say it it becomes true.

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And these symbols thrown together to represent those same sounds!

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Like the thagomizer

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It hurts nothing and accomplishes just a bit of joy and intrigue. Seems like a positive to me.

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#7 "But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made."

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I can't imagine what you'd have to go through to ice a donut like that. It's making my hands cramp just looking at it.

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... and in the frosting bind them

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ooooo - I like that! Especially evil, since who can resist the frosting!?!

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"One Ring to feed them all, One Ring to hunt them, One Ring to bloat them all, and in the hot fat stunt them"

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Hey, how'd you get ahold of my cock ring? /j

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Dammit, that's my line!

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