I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for fake internet points

Feb 16, 2018 6:54 AM

swegcity

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That's my cat!

So that dad's advice boils down to fuck confident people? Huh.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Well, I took the bread test. Apparently I need more excitement in my life. *sigh*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zehenspitzen

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at the dates for the food challenges

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Blaxicanfood.com

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 the little sentence “Dance flubber, dance” had me laughing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought of Flubber with David Bowie hair dancing with the goblins.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your cat looks suspiciously like my cat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't we all, OP

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best part about #19 is that nachos will have NaCHO so long as they have salt for the sodium (Na) and something with vinegar (such as 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most common hot sauces) for the acetate (vinegar=acetic acid aka hydrogen acetate) 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blaxican looks like a Chinese stereotype.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your cat is beautiful

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your cat is majestic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 <.< Time stamps - almost died a week ago, 2 days later mozzarella and pizza challenge. Guess he got his priorities straight

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

And he does this cycle multiple times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He reached acceptance in the 5 stages of grief

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I figured it was ‘shipped

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh... shopped

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 That watermark tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 Fascinating how wise some old people are, yet there are so many assholes within that age group.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reading #19 hurt. Put some damn structure in your formula! That shit is unreadable. It's CH3COONa.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That's the wrong kind of COON.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of person would write like #19? Initially I thought he just scribbled something for the sake of scribbling.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Chcoona matata, what a wonderful thing

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Show me your fanciest pigeon, Chicken Man.

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

this goes into the bird memes folder

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell steal your girl

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dance Flubber dance, you never had a chance, and no one you been knew it was really only you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 needs to be cast to the flame at once.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very nice cat photo!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whose weird ass fucking toes don't have tips? Do they just go around in a circle and rejoin their foot later?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But we do have toe tips.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna try the blaxican food. Tacos + Pork BBQ, what’s not to like?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their food truck came to my job once. Kinda meh, tbh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the Four Loko: seriously has anyone else tried drinking and reading a great book? Or writing (the rough draft of) an essay while drunk? (1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BRUH. Great experience (2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn‘t know beauty could be measured by units.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...the one about don't trust people who talk smooth is bullshit. Some people are just confident, and are able to speak to others well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I know Im ugly, but I was like I’m not like super hideous, then I read “Your brain makes you 5 times more beautiful than you are” ??

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My wife is beautiful ( even according to other people and the guys that constantly hit on her) but she thinks she's so ugly people can't 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

stand to look at her. "Guys only got on me because of pity or they think I'm so ugly I'm desperate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that and was like damn, I’m only barely presentable with a full face of makeup and my brain just lyin’ to make me feel better. D:

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's been proven to be a load of crap. Don't worry, you're a beautiful butterfly.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering human nature most people are better looking than they think they are except for the narcissistic who aren't.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They say that most people wouldn't even recognize themselves, as we see such a skewed version of ourselves.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, I'd do those food challenges and die a champion.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Pretty much my Valentines night.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are challenges? I call that a Friday night.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Friday more like a normal afternoon, for me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else realize that the timing on the video posts are backwards? Organ failure first, then food challenges.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yea, the guy made a BFD about how his life was crumbling and he needed to change, but dove right back into it the next day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went and looked at his channel, he hasn't stopped and every 6th or so vid is a breakdown over something, YouTube, deportation, illness.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kids of today.....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought that was the joke? He had organ failure and had to stop. But didn't. Because click bait

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I noticed and was very disappointed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blaxican is in Atlanta. They have a food truck that came to my workplace every week. Great people, really great tacos. 5/7 would recommend.

8 years ago | Likes 351 Dislikes 2

5/7, damn, that's a perfect score.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sign me the eff up

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah man I eat Blaxican all the time. Best Food truck in America award like 3 years ago. Collard green quesadillas, sausage tacos...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice, have to find it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A perfect score!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I drove past the building on the way to work today thinking about how I saw it on a post a not too long ago. What a coincidence

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can confirm, foods dope.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brother lives in Atlanta, is it a chain?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t believe so. Just the food truck and a single storefront afaik.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, one, maybe two locations, but a lot of trucks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love living in Atlanta. Affordable, diverse, great food, beautiful city

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Traffic, shootings, racism...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Atlanta is the only city I've ever lived in with a black middle and upper class. There's way more integration here than elsewhere

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, Blaxican is at Sacred Heart Hospital where that black doctor married that fine Mex—DOMINICAN nurse.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No, the black doctor is actually a Bluncle, a black uncle to a white man's kid.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who arrived in Atlanta first, Blaxican or Chico&Chang?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This totally makes me depressed. I need these in my area.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Atlanta is a world of many wonders big and small

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That place sounds fucking incredible, and I am envious that it isn't here in Cleveland.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow Clevelander

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey buddy. :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you haven't already, check out Banter for poutine!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oo. I haven't. Where is it specifically?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

:D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0