WoodyGoodman
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Wasn't quite awake yet and I was commenting on a post...
and I was commenting on a post...
and I was still commenting on a post...
and I was yet still commenting on a post...
and the letters hadn't turned red to indicate I was over the 140 character limit... ??? C'est que fuck?
Holy shit, it's a new update.
We've now got a 500 character limit for comments?!??
Awesome!
SneakECoyote
We can't just browse imgur like we used to but we have our ways. One trick is to leave comments that don't go anywhere, like the time I sorted by newest, which is what they called usersub in those days. So I typed 150 characters, which was the style at the time, now to post in newest cost a cat tax, and in those days cats had pictures of cheezburgers. 'I can haz cheezburger?' you'd say, now where were we? Oh yeah. The important thing was I typed 150 characters, which was the style at the time...
HomeDepotAisle15
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And when I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
Mulvers
500 characters you say?
wambu
Me seeing I can comment is 500 characters . . .
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
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PoodyCZ
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened.. one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him the Doom Slayer.
cylogenix
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VulpesIncendium
WoodyGoodman
smtms m jst t lz t vn s vwls
InfocalypseRising
the42
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the42
2/2 ng
WoodyGoodman
You made me snort. Good work,.
VibratingNipples
It says I need to type at least ten characters, so here's this. Y'know what? I'm gonna type one hundred characters instead. Actually, I'm going to type five hundred characters. I'm definitely not going to type anywhere near one thousand characters, because that'd be ridiculous. Even if I wanted to type one thousand characters, I have to go to bed now anyway, so I simply don't have the time. I mean, I could just type a bunch of random letters or hold down one key, but that would be no fun at all.
AmbroseWolfinger
Brevity is the soul of wit.
WoodyGoodman
Ah.
Iullabee
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Iullabee
>the count isn't quite there to go to 500... FAKE NEWS !
Hemelsblauw
Now I have 500 characters, but nothing to say. ...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................check
Magus25
It's nice not needing to pull out words and punctuation just to hit a character limit.
WoodyGoodman
Very much so. Huzzah!
TheElusiveEnchilada
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WoodyGoodman
AetherStar72
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful…
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
WoodyGoodman
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful…
CynicalPrints
I will use this in place of Lorem Ipsum to confuse people in a whole new way.
MenloPart
The Midichlorians are the Powerhouse of the Force.
orindacinderheart10
I wanted to down vote this so much lol
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I forgot the name of this music could someone remind me
WoodyGoodman
Beethoven's 9th Symphony, 2nd Movement: Molto Vivace
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Ausgeseichnet. Danke scheon.
WoodyGoodman
Bitte.
Furyustyles
But I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I can get it to you and I can get it to you tomorrow and I can get a new one of the best I can do for you and I can get a new one for you and I can get a new one for you and I can get a new one for you and your mom to help me out with my pods in my head for a while I think I have to get him to go back and I will do that when he comes home to be a little bit of a few minutes and I can get a new one for you and I can get a new one for you and I
doodledeedoo
This is what it feels like, to chew five gum. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrshititscoldincanadaholyshitballsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssohiitsjustmesayinghisssssssssssssssssshisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssorryfellasleeponmykeybordzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pokegeologist
Full and complete thoughts without a post pyramid here I come!
Grenateh
The illiterate 0 attention span crowd is starting to get really fucking annoying about this. We get it. You’re incapable of a thought crossing your mind that can’t be expressed in less than 20 words. Not all of us suffer from your ignorance though.
snixsys
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Mediathug
Scruffy2
Sp1d13
Let me check ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... yep, works!
MaxximumB
I just commented on another post and still had the non April 1st limit. Even now it says I only have 20 characters left.
WoodyGoodman
That's weird because the limit is still 500 characters, which is freakin awesome. Well, it'll be awesome when there's a point you're trying to make and you just can't fit it all into 140 characters, but you also don't want to go through the whole multiple comment boxes [do I number them, or don't I?], etc...
HeadAllTheWayUpIt
Doesn't work on the old desktop version.
HenchMenInc
And emoji's
WoodyGoodman
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HenchMenInc
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WoodyGoodman
I'm not actually sure what that means, does it mean something? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think I see a finger, electrical jizz rock and high heeled boots?
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
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PineappleLoopsBroether
This kills the crab
PrincePiggo
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CanuckleheadCan
It's amazing how quickly I started skipping the wordy comments. Turns out more isn't always better.
WoodyGoodman
KingXizor
SpockIsMyHomeboy
IT JUST KEEPS GOINGGGGGGGGGG
DocTanner
Please don't take this away from us!
BobHubert
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RedFlameGamer
Please, for the love of all things green, keep this for the future.
WoodyGoodman
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WoodyGoodman
SpockIsMyHomeboy
And they tell friends, and they tell two friends...
WoodyGoodman
feren
Any plans to extend that to the website UI? I'm still getting counted down from 140 characters and with each character I type it goes lower!
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Yea, it's moving out to different platforms, however the old Legacy won't be updated I'm afraid.
PowerToAllThePeople
I hope this is more than a April fools joke. I know 500 is a bit over the top limit but 140 is definitely too short
SpockIsMyHomeboy
VibratingNipples
maybe 250 than?
amp99
Doesn't seem to be working for me on the good (non-Beta) desktop version.
Brockvegas
Well duh. Only us cool kids get the 500. Ha.
andwings2go
Yea it lets me type past 140 but won’t post it.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
You're not the first person I've seen with this comment. I'm starting to think only emerald useers can actually post 500 characters. I was gifted mine for reporting malicious ads.
NeverDunNuffin
I'm not an emerald..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................user.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Well okay then lol. Was just my best guess anyway.
andwings2go
I’m emerald and cannot, so that theory is shot to hell.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Well okay then lol. Was just my best guess anyway.
andwings2go
I meant no offense. I think the software versions on the various devices we use is a better guess.