Oct 31, 2020 12:04 PM
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Panserclaw
We are now all more stupid because of that. I award you no points and may God have mercy of your soul.
joker2814
It’s stupidity in stereo.
SzKnoWnzEvr72
I laughed, I cried, I sharted and my IQ dropped 50 points
Nu773r
Double cunt
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
eruditic
the rhetoric of a condescending bully
target35216
conversation sounds like the old guys that sit at McDonald's every morning while waiting for Rush Limbaugh's show to come on the radio.
RideTheStimutacs
Heard once while getting coffee: "Ask any evangelist and they'll tell you it's right in the Bible: God wants us to build the oil pipeline."
psycho3d
lichenit
Just went blue in the face, trying to tell my qanon inlaw that trump has been impeached, keeps telling me No, and he is a genius, omfg!
solmazer
What a fucking embarrassment.
NonstopRampage
Dibs on his stuff. You all heard it here first.
cl1978
TheIronPenguin
20 shades of orange.
Rompod
This thing is by far the best i’ve seen this year
stimrhu
Nice touch at the end ?
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
ObliqueRay
Never change, Japan.
Affray
v
finnsto
pinkmansaidthebest
Holy shit, that is great!! Well done.
bingtittletittlebong
Ok, I can't stand to listen to him, but for some reason I could listen to him argue with himself all day.
Dorsetperception
Jup, same here. I seldom unmute anything on Imgur but this I just had to. Totally worth it! such joy to see him be annoyed with himself
Someone could honestly just run a channel re-hashing clips of him completely, and often immediately contradicting/correcting himself.
TheBlueMuppet
That would be "The News".
SaraSlaughter
I swear to fucking God if we’re subjected to this mindless incoherent sophomoric bullshit for another four years I gonna flip shit WTF
Gleipner
No you're not
ClimateChangeIsAlreadyKillingUs
In reality Trump would have sex with himself. Nobody loves Trump as much as Trump does!
UnhelpfulAnswers
What if he pays a porn star to do it
wizzid
His donors and the taxpayers pay his debts. Not him. He's been caught multiple times, but apparently it's no big deal.
Jormungandr49
Why do I feel like when he dies, this is what his personal room in hell is gonna be like? A room all alone by himself arguing with himself
I was hoping more along the lines of, being literally pulled apart, by hand, at the seams and stitched back together for eternity.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
He'd enjoy it, it's all about him. His personal Hell would be becoming mute and being forced to watch himself being mocked for all eternity.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
Optimistic thinking that hell exists.
MrNobodyLivesHere
How fucked up is the system that people feel the need to vote for this guy.
How fucked up is the system that any of this was allowed? You can't run a society off the whims and ideas of the lowest common denominator.
opibucket
dancingbarefootonlego
Probably not real but I still read it in his voice, which is disturbing enough
LavaAxe
Not sure if real quote, wouldn't be surprised if it were.
Tumescentpie
I can tell it isn't real because it isn't stupid or cruel enough.
Can confirm, we penguins cant fly because of Obama and his tongue.
DarkVoivod
Is this real? I can't tell anymore...
ThisIsYourLifeNow
Sure it is, this the Internet. Everything said is true here. Even if it would be fake, that would not be the dumbest shit he ever said.
I can assure you it is hilarioua
gtaveira
it’s like dumb & dumber
BellumEternus
That is an insult to Harry And Lloyd
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
You can't triple stamp and double stamp Lloyd
PerpetuityPhoto
Nah, Jeff Daniels is just a smart guy pretending to be dumb. Drumpf's just... dumb.
MisterLemons
Only it's not, it's dumbest and dumbest. Dumbest squared. I'd say it's down right retarded but that's insulting to retards. Asinine.
Misteree8
Id be okay with adding a new definition to the word trump to be describe someone dumber than dumb. "Dont be so Trump."
HotSauceEnema
Dumber and dumberer
Subloc
Artoris
Unfortunately, I have the same feeling everytime he speaks thanks to the meandering run on sentences and lack of citing sources.
GuysJustWannaFish
Make America Dumberer Againerer
zylla2
Don't push for his second term, the cult will argue that the extra "er" cancel eachother out therefore Private Bonespurs is the best choice.
Mikeiller
he's arguing both sides and still manages to come off wrong
skymethlab
Ease up dude, he's mentally unwell.
Mooki
I'm mentally unwell, he's an unstable narcissist with a god complex and control of the largest military forces on the planet.
TheFactivist
I’m mentally unwell and not responsible for the death of almost 300k Americans.
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
dream big man! maybe someday you too can deflect responsibility for your actions
MysteryRobot
A fucking national embarrassment. I’m embarrassed to tell non-Americans that I’m from USA and even more so from Texas
IHateItH3r3
America is so much more than what the media portrays. Don't let the negatives weigh down the positives. The selfish people do not define us
...To be fair, a lot of us only feigned respect because *other* people believed the american hype. We always saw you guys like this. 1/
It's notsomuch an insult- just a statement. Too many vital issues were ignored, that it just became funny. Like a comedy of errors.
Yep democracy has been slowly withered away in this country over many years and trump is the first embodiment of the downfall. More to come
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
Touché
dwude
HotCarlWinslow
www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/i41wrq/the_current_wiki_page_for_jonathan_swan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
PicassoCT
All that professional training couldn't prepare you for this moment
Being of a higher intelligence doesn't matter if the other guy is too stupid to understand even the basics.
I think it’s contagious
YouseekidsACar
can we please get a collage of these from ALL his interviewers?
MrKnowItAll1903
RussianBotAccount3000
DONALD LIED 200K DIED LOCK HIM UP
FutureHylian
This would be like some punishment bestowed upon him by a greek god. He's trapped in the room until he can convince the other person to (1)
Ohboyididit
The US has 16% of c19 cases, India and China have 60% combined
nasukkin
Good idea. Megara! Send Sisyphus home; we got a new job for you!
hardytardigrade
Oh, I thought you were going to say someone trapped in that room with them
QimmiQ2
That's a way worse fate
LoveWastingMyTime
Lucifer!
Take his side in the argument. The other person being him, and they believe theyre thevsentient one and this is the only means of escape (2)
iancarry
so you mean black mirror?
Pretty sure Greek Mythology was written before Black Mirror could exist as a concept.
yeah i know... but since we cant convince any god to punish him, we have to do it ourself ... hence the black mirror way
xj4low
One of them is stuck in an infinite loop and the other is an idiot.
TaraxaSeeds
Nah, he's a narcissist, he'd probably just end up making out with his other self for all eternity.
PimpinKen
I dont think he feels he is as attractive as ivanka
Vaenaemoenen
Sure about that?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Lol I love this idea. He definitely is his own worst punishment. And ours too. I’m not sure what we did to deserve it, but damn. Harsh.
DulothX
We voted for it. This is exactly what we deserve.
I blame the electoral college, but yes, we screwed up and I’m worried we’re about to do it again.
Imhereforthelurking
Might be all the Indian burial grounds we dug up. And ancient curses we got
What? I’m sure they were fine with that. After all, we exchanged blankets and corn with our friends!
shibbytothelibby
Harambe.
It all makes sense now.
mrtweeter04
oh such bitter karma
candineret6
All arguments should end with a fart.
bobloblawloblawbomb
apparently he regularly shits himself
ChefBrooke7029
Shart
bumhand
Or a heavy sharting like he's used to.
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
Putting the trump in Trump
LenWeirdracin
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
I was getting bored and about to move, but saw your comment and waited it out. Worth it
andychristman2000
Pure gold Jerry
awesmond
Whoever thinks they just won. Two stubborn people who basically just keep forcing a fart until one shits. Then the other wins.
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
What is he talking about that he plays the president in?
Hazelmutt
Scary movie 3? The war of the worlds one.
i2ocker89
Are those real?? Those are movie quality jesus christ he needs to change is underoos after that
flychee
i have researched it, great result. a bit too long to upload, so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYsG0wAsZNI
Ja5per
CanadianMango
I admire the lack of fucks given
observe. part one of two
part two of two
info (good) at gallery page, /a/BqEu66I
BusterH
smail7
Replyne 0aiesyq an
#1 güzel
ilovedogknots
Remember when trump used this and got copyright strikes
AquaLeaderArchie
Truly a classic
JakeBu11et
He looks like an even stupider Dax Shepard
Animorphs
No he looks like a camel.
imcurrentlyatabar
Hey the early 2000s were rough on a lot of us.
ImSorryFriend
Yeah dude. That's back when that asshole was ruining my life.
k4FoodSmasher
“Look at this COVID graph.”
AlkeneThiol
Every time I do it makes me gasp
IAmTheKiltCommander
How did our friends get so dead?
Jinxis
Did you hear what Trump just said?
Man this is better then the real song lol
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
we can't go to the old arcade. They lost every dollar they ever made...
Panserclaw
We are now all more stupid because of that. I award you no points and may God have mercy of your soul.
joker2814
It’s stupidity in stereo.
SzKnoWnzEvr72
I laughed, I cried, I sharted and my IQ dropped 50 points
Nu773r
Double cunt
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
eruditic
the rhetoric of a condescending bully
target35216
conversation sounds like the old guys that sit at McDonald's every morning while waiting for Rush Limbaugh's show to come on the radio.
RideTheStimutacs
Heard once while getting coffee: "Ask any evangelist and they'll tell you it's right in the Bible: God wants us to build the oil pipeline."
psycho3d
lichenit
Just went blue in the face, trying to tell my qanon inlaw that trump has been impeached, keeps telling me No, and he is a genius, omfg!
solmazer
What a fucking embarrassment.
NonstopRampage
Dibs on his stuff. You all heard it here first.
cl1978
TheIronPenguin
20 shades of orange.
Rompod
This thing is by far the best i’ve seen this year
stimrhu
Nice touch at the end ?
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
ObliqueRay
Never change, Japan.
Affray
finnsto
pinkmansaidthebest
Holy shit, that is great!! Well done.
bingtittletittlebong
Ok, I can't stand to listen to him, but for some reason I could listen to him argue with himself all day.
Dorsetperception
Jup, same here. I seldom unmute anything on Imgur but this I just had to. Totally worth it! such joy to see him be annoyed with himself
NonstopRampage
Someone could honestly just run a channel re-hashing clips of him completely, and often immediately contradicting/correcting himself.
TheBlueMuppet
That would be "The News".
SaraSlaughter
I swear to fucking God if we’re subjected to this mindless incoherent sophomoric bullshit for another four years I gonna flip shit WTF
Gleipner
No you're not
ClimateChangeIsAlreadyKillingUs
In reality Trump would have sex with himself. Nobody loves Trump as much as Trump does!
UnhelpfulAnswers
What if he pays a porn star to do it
wizzid
His donors and the taxpayers pay his debts. Not him. He's been caught multiple times, but apparently it's no big deal.
Jormungandr49
Why do I feel like when he dies, this is what his personal room in hell is gonna be like? A room all alone by himself arguing with himself
NonstopRampage
I was hoping more along the lines of, being literally pulled apart, by hand, at the seams and stitched back together for eternity.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
He'd enjoy it, it's all about him. His personal Hell would be becoming mute and being forced to watch himself being mocked for all eternity.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
Optimistic thinking that hell exists.
MrNobodyLivesHere
How fucked up is the system that people feel the need to vote for this guy.
NonstopRampage
How fucked up is the system that any of this was allowed? You can't run a society off the whims and ideas of the lowest common denominator.
opibucket
dancingbarefootonlego
Probably not real but I still read it in his voice, which is disturbing enough
LavaAxe
Not sure if real quote, wouldn't be surprised if it were.
Tumescentpie
I can tell it isn't real because it isn't stupid or cruel enough.
TheIronPenguin
Can confirm, we penguins cant fly because of Obama and his tongue.
DarkVoivod
Is this real? I can't tell anymore...
ThisIsYourLifeNow
Sure it is, this the Internet. Everything said is true here. Even if it would be fake, that would not be the dumbest shit he ever said.
opibucket
I can assure you it is hilarioua
gtaveira
it’s like dumb & dumber
BellumEternus
That is an insult to Harry And Lloyd
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
You can't triple stamp and double stamp Lloyd
PerpetuityPhoto
Nah, Jeff Daniels is just a smart guy pretending to be dumb. Drumpf's just... dumb.
MisterLemons
Only it's not, it's dumbest and dumbest. Dumbest squared. I'd say it's down right retarded but that's insulting to retards. Asinine.
Misteree8
Id be okay with adding a new definition to the word trump to be describe someone dumber than dumb. "Dont be so Trump."
HotSauceEnema
Dumber and dumberer
Subloc
Artoris
Unfortunately, I have the same feeling everytime he speaks thanks to the meandering run on sentences and lack of citing sources.
GuysJustWannaFish
Make America Dumberer Againerer
zylla2
Don't push for his second term, the cult will argue that the extra "er" cancel eachother out therefore Private Bonespurs is the best choice.
Mikeiller
he's arguing both sides and still manages to come off wrong
skymethlab
Ease up dude, he's mentally unwell.
Mooki
I'm mentally unwell, he's an unstable narcissist with a god complex and control of the largest military forces on the planet.
TheFactivist
I’m mentally unwell and not responsible for the death of almost 300k Americans.
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
dream big man! maybe someday you too can deflect responsibility for your actions
MysteryRobot
A fucking national embarrassment. I’m embarrassed to tell non-Americans that I’m from USA and even more so from Texas
IHateItH3r3
America is so much more than what the media portrays. Don't let the negatives weigh down the positives. The selfish people do not define us
NonstopRampage
...To be fair, a lot of us only feigned respect because *other* people believed the american hype. We always saw you guys like this. 1/
NonstopRampage
It's notsomuch an insult- just a statement. Too many vital issues were ignored, that it just became funny. Like a comedy of errors.
MysteryRobot
Yep democracy has been slowly withered away in this country over many years and trump is the first embodiment of the downfall. More to come
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
Touché
dwude
HotCarlWinslow
www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/i41wrq/the_current_wiki_page_for_jonathan_swan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
PicassoCT
All that professional training couldn't prepare you for this moment
MisterLemons
Being of a higher intelligence doesn't matter if the other guy is too stupid to understand even the basics.
dancingbarefootonlego
YouseekidsACar
can we please get a collage of these from ALL his interviewers?
MrKnowItAll1903
RussianBotAccount3000
DONALD LIED 200K DIED LOCK HIM UP
RussianBotAccount3000
FutureHylian
This would be like some punishment bestowed upon him by a greek god. He's trapped in the room until he can convince the other person to (1)
Ohboyididit
The US has 16% of c19 cases, India and China have 60% combined
nasukkin
Good idea. Megara! Send Sisyphus home; we got a new job for you!
hardytardigrade
Oh, I thought you were going to say someone trapped in that room with them
QimmiQ2
That's a way worse fate
LoveWastingMyTime
Lucifer!
FutureHylian
Take his side in the argument. The other person being him, and they believe theyre thevsentient one and this is the only means of escape (2)
iancarry
so you mean black mirror?
FutureHylian
Pretty sure Greek Mythology was written before Black Mirror could exist as a concept.
iancarry
yeah i know... but since we cant convince any god to punish him, we have to do it ourself ... hence the black mirror way
xj4low
One of them is stuck in an infinite loop and the other is an idiot.
TaraxaSeeds
Nah, he's a narcissist, he'd probably just end up making out with his other self for all eternity.
PimpinKen
I dont think he feels he is as attractive as ivanka
Vaenaemoenen
Sure about that?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Lol I love this idea. He definitely is his own worst punishment. And ours too. I’m not sure what we did to deserve it, but damn. Harsh.
DulothX
We voted for it. This is exactly what we deserve.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I blame the electoral college, but yes, we screwed up and I’m worried we’re about to do it again.
Imhereforthelurking
Might be all the Indian burial grounds we dug up. And ancient curses we got
ILovedUnicornsFirst
What? I’m sure they were fine with that. After all, we exchanged blankets and corn with our friends!
shibbytothelibby
Harambe.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
It all makes sense now.
mrtweeter04
oh such bitter karma
candineret6
All arguments should end with a fart.
bobloblawloblawbomb
apparently he regularly shits himself
ChefBrooke7029
Shart
bumhand
Or a heavy sharting like he's used to.
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
Putting the trump in Trump
LenWeirdracin
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
I was getting bored and about to move, but saw your comment and waited it out. Worth it
andychristman2000
Pure gold Jerry
awesmond
Whoever thinks they just won. Two stubborn people who basically just keep forcing a fart until one shits. Then the other wins.
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
What is he talking about that he plays the president in?
Hazelmutt
Scary movie 3? The war of the worlds one.
i2ocker89
Are those real?? Those are movie quality jesus christ he needs to change is underoos after that
flychee
i have researched it, great result. a bit too long to upload, so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYsG0wAsZNI
Ja5per
CanadianMango
I admire the lack of fucks given
flychee
observe. part one of two
flychee
part two of two
flychee
info (good) at gallery page, /a/BqEu66I
BusterH
smail7
Replyne 0aiesyq an
smail7
#1 güzel
ilovedogknots
Remember when trump used this and got copyright strikes
AquaLeaderArchie
Truly a classic
JakeBu11et
He looks like an even stupider Dax Shepard
Animorphs
No he looks like a camel.
imcurrentlyatabar
Hey the early 2000s were rough on a lot of us.
ImSorryFriend
Yeah dude. That's back when that asshole was ruining my life.
k4FoodSmasher
“Look at this COVID graph.”
AlkeneThiol
Every time I do it makes me gasp
IAmTheKiltCommander
How did our friends get so dead?
Jinxis
Did you hear what Trump just said?
i2ocker89
Man this is better then the real song lol
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
we can't go to the old arcade. They lost every dollar they ever made...