jbrontey
204824
4529
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credit to @Ben_T_Johnson
source: https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2018/2/19/17027448/winter-olympics-curling-beer-canada
Feb 20, 2018 2:56 PM
jbrontey
204824
4529
126
credit to @Ben_T_Johnson
source: https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2018/2/19/17027448/winter-olympics-curling-beer-canada
TheRealDurdan
Curling isn’t boring, I just LIKE to be drunk
skyrocketeer
I’ll be honest. That’s not where I thought that title was going
thegoodnoches
It's no mystery how he got such a baddy for a wife.
Dannyxrain
On the flip side, his wife is an absolutely incredible curler. Seriously, her team is awesome.
ValleytotheSea
Awww...he's probably so nervous for her. I started having a beer or 2 right before my kid's big gymnastics meets. Takes the edge off.
Reelthreat
Yeah but that is about 6pm (the day before) Canadian time which is way past happy hour.
chardlz
those aren't even full sized beers; let the man do as he pleases.
88bigdog
The best part is that when he was walking in with those Japan forfeited , game over , now he has to pound them and go .
Doofer20
1s for this wife then.
IAmThePrincess
Remember too that Canadian beer is brewed stronger.
adnauseum84
LiterallyYourMom
You don't know that he doesn't wear a cape. You don't know his life.
thalass
Ah I love my snowy cousins - an Australian
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
But what’s the time zone difference?
WristDeepInaPussy
Did somebody say double fisting?
FullMetal55
you don't have to be drunk to enjoy watching curling, but it helps.
Idrinkforevil
Its not 9 am in china its beer o clock in canada
MacDaddySmitt
Canadian breakfast.
Sugarblade
Irish handcuffs.
JackieOFlynn
Nice
MacDaddySmitt
Hahahah never heard that one. Good shit Ireland.
BrycedTea
Rachel homan's husband I believe
MustBeThatDutchDude
And her team already had won when he showed up with his double.
QBlues
Hmm why my brains pictures different image, when reading "double-fisting"...
scarredhotdog
I imagined him with his fists inside of beer steins, wearing them like mittens.
BigSnicker
Ya, this would have been even funnier if he was the husband of one of the men's team.
HolyNightmare
DiDaVinci
wagnus
Don't fist bump him, he's porn legend Johnny shit knuckles
pennarsson
jsktrogdor
I guess you never played Edward 40 Hands in college.
travelintimeinc
Guess you never took 2 fists to the bum in college.
FantomLightning
This dude can double fist me anytime...
wiillii
BalmDeBono
Calm down Kermit
idontlikepickingusername
Ha, my sister found that double-fisting means something very different to Aussies than Canadians. She was drinking with Aussies, I think
MundoCani
Exactly how did she find out?
idontlikepickingusername
At a bar with her vacation group with an Aussie that came back with two drinks,his shocked expression led to a discussion of the differences
Spinosaur
Well, 9:00am in Korea is not 9:00am in here in Canada
LincLoud
His shirt looks cool, anyone know where I can buy one?
grumpyalot
Perhaps Hudson’s Bay Company? They design the athlete’s outfits. They’re on the web.
LincLoud
Thank you, I appreciate the response and I'll look it up later
REVENGE488
You had me at double fisting.
WristDeepInaPussy
DelightfullyOdd
Sure, he has four beers before 9AM and he's a hero, I do it and suddenly I'm not qualified to drive a school bus anymore.
scarlettaddiction
Username checks out
UltimateJeja
9am in Korea is somewhere between 3 and 8pm the day before in Canada (depending on the region)
TheBIFFALLO87
Idk why people think it's all proper and whatever. In Sochi they ran through 20,000+ condoms in the first week.
Randomice
Is that considered doping? Cause I hear it is rampant in curling.
Nazacuckoo
Isn't he the husband of a curler, and not a curler himself?
rawwestdog
Yup. Skip, Rachel Homans husband.
BlueLanternBraxx
Wasn't it last Olympics where Canada put beer machines everywhere and if you scanned a Canadian passport it gave you a beer?
idontlikepickingusername
It was a beer ad campaign, and it's too bad that our namesake beer is so terrible
BlueLanternBraxx
I have nothing against Canadian. Easily chugged.
stonebrood
just as bad, 80% of what our microbreweries produce is hops blasted IPAs
idontlikepickingusername
True, I used to like IPAs but most are over the top, I just stick with Goose Island if I feel like an IPA now.
OaksParcel
Oh, come on. Molson is alright for a macrobrew.
thevortexmaster
Hahaha I’m not drunk, I’m just Canadian. Sounds about right. As a Canadian i did that on Saturday. Then went for a swim
TittyWolff
Did that and theb went for a skate yesterday!
thevortexmaster
Nice!
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He's on vacation. Drinking at 9:00 AM on vacation is allowed.
thevortexmaster
I count any day off as a vacation. Not gonna do that when I’m working hahaha
thelittletrainthatcanteven
Always have a couple at the ODR aswell
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
BowlDestroyer
WOahman that's a HOEman
shakeedKeebler
Ben's burn was savage
MalePerson
PolarbearsToenails
DamSon.jpg
Michealbay
fezzesRcool
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Thekindofkindlyman
AnApologeticCanadian
Treblaine
wargodt1
Just like bowling, you need to be at the same level of drunk as you were when practicing.
TeaCakesandCrumpets
Me playing beerpong
Silverbackgojira
Jazz music also. There are musicians that can't play while sober
Hammertulski
"Holy shit, THIS is what I sound like? Where's the fuckin' bottle?"
MyFavoritesDoNotDescribeMe
I used "Sense memory, simulated perception, altered-consciousness memory retrieval" last time I lost my car
MireLight
HOTKARL524
KibblesandBitchTits
Just like in how high, study high, take the test high, get high scores...
DavosWritesInShortHand
CrazyCanuck150
He's not performing, just watching
gtmiller
He is representing Canada in its glory
peteywaz
And pool.
IWillCertainlyNotRememberThisUserNameWhenINeedToLogIn
Exactly
IAProX
So true.
IAProX
Lots of folks hitting the booze well before noon at the state level pool tournaments.
Milchsteak
And darts
NateintheNorth
He wasn't performing, though. Right?
gtmiller
Just like Randy Marsh.
Happythoughtssadlife
No he's just married to an athlete.
notthatdrunk
If his wife wins he will be
plactoid
State-dependant memory is a thing.
SavagePatchKids
That's why I'm always drunk when I study and take tests
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
Yeah so remember don't practice in Oregon if the competition is in Arizona.
ImNotTaylorSwift
I have to depend on Illinois for my memory? I'm fucked.
TheDarkLordHades
Yup, drunk is the only time I can play certain games well!!!
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
so i’m actually better at pool when i’m buzzed?
aphallatosis
Likely yes
Thanatos121
I'd even postulate that state dependant memory isn't the only reason. Lowered inhibition leads to bigger risks, which can lead to sucesses.
AvariceAeternna
Obviously there's some swing in the opposite direction for poor risk calculation