Anyone fancy some of...
This is wrong.
Free Bill Posters!
Stupid sexy Sauron.
Imgur, I present to you the elusive Pink Furry Armadillo.
Trump right now.
Well.
I see your shower beer, and raise you bath tortellini.
I found a perfect wizards staff today.
This sign in the toilets at my friends tattoo parlour.
I'm pretty tired but still classy. Follow me for more life hacks.
Just kitchen things.
Le chef.
Me, who's not very good at emotional support trying to lift my wife up.
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Just finished Doom Eternal. This guy. This f*****g guy! Major see you next Tuesday.
Panna cotta wobble!
The little tree that could.
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Merry Christmas from a care home kitchen in the UK!
This hobbit mansion up for sale at $8.95M.
Bored. Have this image that I've kept throughout a number of phone cleanings.
About the last place you wanna be during an earthquake.
Trying to explain to Trump how voting works.
Clean combi oven or starship from Naboo?
Lost in translation at a French aquarium.
This miniature hand I found growing out of the ground.
Nothing much, just this happy little garlic clove I came across at work today.
Apple tarte tatin.
Trying to find something relaxing to listen to while I fell asleep last night I discovered the absolute opposite of what I was looking for.
If men could be women for a whole day.
Weapons from the Royal Armoury in Leeds, UK. Not a place to be standing during an earthquake.
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Nigel Mansell collapsing from exhaustion after pushing his Lotus across the finishing line in the 1984 Dallas F1 Grand Prix which, I believe, is still the hottest race on record.
May I present the most beautiful thing ever created by humankind. And the SR-71.
When the bug is just too damn high.
Received this the other day at work. As a chef, when you're this awkward can you please can you just tell me what to cook rather than what you can't eat. It's much easier. Ps, don't come back.
*Record scratch, freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
My new t-shirt. I don't think my wife liked it.
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Something to remember.
Mont Saint Michel in France is just magical.
My wife and youngest kid are getting their eyes tested. I'm so bored.
A local restaurant posted this to their social media. I'm a bit concerned about what exactly they're putting into their katsu curry.
The restaurant I'm head chef at is obviously currently closed. I'm kitchen to get back in the kitchen. In the meantime here's some of our recent dishes (@csons_food)
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Cats are smarter and more sophisticated than dogs. Also cats:
When your cat sits with their paws tucked in.
Finally gathered the strength to rewatch GOT for the first time since season 8. Realised that when Bran woke up unable to move and staring blankly, he didn't really do much else for the other 7 seasons.
Seriously. Is it winter yet?
After 22 years of working in professional kitchens...
All hail the magic conch!
Must be some local death metal band.
TIL that my mum once looked like a young Daniel Radcliffe.
This copy of The Diary Of Samuel Pepys from 1886 that my parents have, with contemporary adverts inside and on the back cover.