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396811
8556
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Frisbee.
Olle55
Even if I have seen the majority of these before it is still super satisfying.
weedtittiesandkitties
#5 was almost perfect. the 2nd to last phone changed to 4:56 before any of the others did
molphen
the bread one needs to slow down...giving me anxiety
Minkelsaaft
This is visual ASMR.
rickffa07
I want that pinapple one
Fredrock44
That kitchen aid would be so hard to get out. Just sayin... I'll get out...
xxcellardoorxx
Strangely satisfying
crouchingwomanhiddencucumber
Did Homer Simpson become sanitation commissioner of the town in #23?
mrredef
My same tought :)
FetchMy10FootPoleMinionTheresSomethingIWishToNotTouch
The 2nd to last iPhone's time turns to 4:56 before the others...noticing that was like coitus interruptus dammit.
SeanuReeves
+1 for your username
frostybox
yeah that bothered me
jamalcolorado
#11 ???
batts
Japanese candy
frosss
I really need an answer to this as well.
jamalcolorado
Apparently it's a Japanese gummy candy!
JasonD
4:56!
fishfishcro
Y U NO SYNC TIME WITH NETWORK? Sorry for caps, it just bothers me a lot.
IfYouCheckMyCommentsYouWillNoticeImNotAFunnyGuy
4:20
Shamorza
ryukochan
...aside from mind bending. I want to know, too!
JdDembski
Superhero suits...
RockMeSweetTonyDanza
It's called hydro-dipping. Commonly used to put decorative coatings on firearms.
ringox
And rims, and guitars, and dicks
AndrewFish51
I came again and again and again
VEpsilon
ambivalentine
@TheZeroPercent
TheZeroPercent
oooooOOOOOOOoooooo baby
ComradeSillyOtter
A triple!
GoingToGeorgia
What's happening with the guy walking on the ground bubble? Septic tank issue?
wahchoolookinat
Yea. I would not walk on that... :-/
Derooy
a number of things that can cause it .. but yeah it mostly happens from Septic lines ... and trust me when i say it sucks when it bursts
Hokies4Life24
As a golf course superintendent, this is the result of a broken irrigation line. Seen it and fixed them a bunch.
Yaminohere
I require the story behind #23.... like wat?
lefthandedmoths
oh wow, i didn't even see that bubbly grass. i was distracted by the hand. that said, i don't know what's going on in either of them.
Yaminohere
Did some googling, apparently its when the sprinklers burst under the turf... or when septic tanks back up...ewww
lefthandedmoths
ew. risky game if you don't know what's under there. i don't even know what to google to figure out that hand.
Yaminohere
just ewwww
BanzaiRun
That chain must be 1000's of miles long by now. I know I alone have watched it for over a mile.
eastend666
too satisfying for words...
Balerion30
I thought porn wasn't allowed in imgur's public galleries...
pyxl
I agree. The grass made me uneasy tho. Like coming across foot porn without warning.
zer01
nsfw != porn
FearlessSpacemanSpiff
Imgur has porn?
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
www.imgur.com/r/nsfw_gifs
everythingsjustshineycaptn
Aw how cute..
weedGOKU666
Oh god I have to go buy Krispy Kremes now
bentwrenches
I'll meet you there.
melskunk
I want that magic table
BingleBangleBungle
I thought it was melting at first..
SlagathorDeb
OscarTGrouch
Sauce?
TheZeroPercent
Am I the only one that got a little turned on by the ice cream sandwich machine?
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TheZeroPercent
there's always money in the banana stand
devasto
Nope
cottoncandybingo
The metal spinner did it for me
ireallycantthinkofanythingoriginal
Iceburger machine*
KapnKershaw
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) nope
Raychillie
Glazed donuts did it for me..
PoppaBeenSmoothSinceTheDaysOfUnderoos
in my head I heard "ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk"
Baebladee
I watched it for an uncomfortably long time
familyfriendlyusername
That was a cake
WeiYanZhuo
Joni11101
oh
passbuspass
found the creampie enthusiast
secondgoaround
If you are in Oklahoma, you can tour Braum's farm for free and see them make those, ice cream, yogurt, etc. Get free ice cream and cookies.
guantanamobayxx
If you only got turned on by the ice cream machine then I wonder, seriously wonder, what is wrong with me.
CptnKat
... I thought those were bibles...
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
I am currently having the most precise wank of my life.
BriefEdition
Nope
JaelTentpeg
The chain links did me in.
CharizardTehGamr
No way!
IAmAPunishingGod
I got turned on by all of them.
myfirstpostwasababyanteater
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
AppalachianPrincess
Me too -_-
batts
#20 wtf is that?
frostybox
many layered dipped candles that are carved.
azabethsiege
Freaking amazing candle scupting! Here's the full vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfeCrU-7LA
pr0nty
Candle making! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfeCrU-7LA
chewybacon
Holy cow, that was amazing. A whole year to learn her level of skill.... yeah, I got some time.
NickBorowitz
i feel like you're wasting a lot of good pineapple that way
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Blend the rest for juice!
thewildplum
You do, it bothers me every time I see one of those slicers.
ToxicPineapple
Depends on the angle of the blade.
akroe
you actually don't, it comes out very nicely
DrStoeckchen
Depends how big the pinapple is. If it fits the radius there is almost nothing lost.
iamthisguy247
I have one of those and it works well. It really doesn't leave much behind.
CliffWestern
I feel less guilty about pineapple when I squeeze the skins for juice.
ReapTheBarry
And subsequently add vodka to that juice
jumpercat
as an asian, i feel you..
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
Can someone tell me the science-y reason why these are so satisfying to watch?
z0civic
My guess is the ones of objects going perfectly into other objects has something to do with sex on a subconscious level
bookratt
Google things fitting perfectly into other things for their reasons why. I think it is a psychological thing. Primal. Nestling 1 thing 1/2
bookratt
2/2 into another so perfectly or seeing 2 kittens cupped & spooned filling a tiny space = no voids, holes, emptiness. Neat + symmetry =safe?
justwatching
Is that pink powdery slime really food??
FabricatiDiemPvnc
I'm glad it is, because when I saw it i had the inexplicable urge to eat it
Wombatish
That one grosses me out. It's not hnnnng, it's nyeegggh!
lraskie
It's ok, not the greatest taste or texture. Grape is definitely better than soda flavored though.
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
I first read "rape" instead of "grape". But consider the Japanese context...
lraskie
It'll definitely grape your mouth.
Omny
It's called Gumi Tsureta (Gummy Fishing). You pour the powder in a special liquid and pull it out to make gummy candy.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
While watching it, I had the impression that someone had figured out how to make instant bacon... now I am disappointed.
instantcolors
I thought I was the only one who thought that!
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
On another note, why hasn't science figured out how to make instant bacon yet?
Airra
3D Printers are not yet food-ready, but they're working on it.
HeroSky
Can...can I put this here? http://imgur.com/Uk4snrq
FacemanPeck
Seems appropriate.
muffypoo
FTFY:
TheFlyingScottsman
Hnnnnnnng
TheVampireDante
I used to make those tables... Man I hated those jobs.
gubbinsPit
It looks like a puckering butthole reversed.
Berlinthebattleturtle
This is beautiful.
cleverwittyusername
like the god damn chamber of secrets
kiche08
I went to the next image and then came back just to upvote you. This comment gave me the giggles.
thegingerestofninjas
I need this!! Where can I get this???
muffypoo
I dug a bit and found them: http://fletchertables.com/
GR3453m0nk3y
I looked into them some time ago. They're made by a couple of dudes by hand, one at a time. That should hint at what the price is...
AeroEngineer
iirc- it's made for yachts and small places, and cost more than $10k
NotSinceBreakfast
the price... well... you're gonna need that extension "leaf" all the time, cuz you'll be living under that table.
Aranyszin
Autobots, TRANSFORM!
wildgoosespeeder
That just reminds me of Harry opening the Chamber of Secrets at the end of the movie.
Krypticon
I need that.
allthenamesaregone
That table costs more than my car.
DarthTurducken
Was hoping Airwolf or the X-Men's jet would rise out of the center
mikr
thank you muffypoo
DarknessThrivesInTheVoidButAlwaysYieldsToPurifyingLight
Where can I get one of these?
ethanthecrazy
http://fletchertables.com/
muffypoo
I dug a bit and found them: http://fletchertables.com/
drybananahippyhat
My hero!
TheCanadianMountain
FTFY?
birdspy
Fixed that foh yo mama
kingAPwhammy
Feel The Fun Yet?
iseveryusernametakenforreal
Fixed That For You
muffypoo
"Fixed That For You"
danidanig
Fuck that, fuck you
mustafoinc
Full Time Fap You
CleverClara
Fixed that for you?
JHansi
Forgetful turkey fighting yankees
graythirteen
So which FTFY is the real FTFY?!
thisisagoldfish
Asking the real questions ^^^
birdspy
Fixed that foh yo mama
HeidiandFrankforlife
Fap Time For You
TheColossalTitan
"Fuck those fucking yanks"
DarthTurducken
Fuck that filthy yak
hazzary453
Fuck That Fuck You.
AdeptusMechanicus
Fucked That Family Yesterday.
TummyRumble
For The Final Yam
frosss
Am in in the market for a round table. I need this table.
muffypoo
I dug a bit and found them: http://fletchertables.com/
AeroEngineer
iirc- it's made for yachts and small places, and cost more than $10k
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
What the hell is going on at #23
warjacob
water is trapped underneath the grass somehow
16bitFighter
I'm guessing ruptured sprinkler line, I have seen this happen at my office.
DergenTheDergenborn
Mole people.
thescarydude
Glitch in the matrix.
Wombatfisher
Broken sprinkler pipe. Source: I'm an irrigation technician and this happens a lot.
iamireland
Just a water bubble under sod.
TheRicM
Diglet's ass
MelibeWatermelon
When I was little we would occasionally stick the hose under the grass to make a grass-water balloon like this
loveallthebunnies
You guys I am so relieved it's not a sinkhole and he is not actually about to die.
Ivalicenyan
Ours a water leak, the hnnnngggg part comes when they puncture the gas and let the water flow out.
mcshady
His septic tank blowed up. Might look good, but I bet it doesnt smell good.
andreik
The complete opposite of hnnngggg. For most people anyway.
Hokies4Life24
As a Golf Course Superintendent, I can assure you that its a broken irrigation line. Seen this a bunch. We always pop them with shovels
Matayoman
I want to see this happen someday.
orbitn
two options seem to have been offered; i choose to believe the one that's not disgusting
NiftyNips
So, mole people?
orbitn
naked molerat people
BrokenZen
Quicksand
ElectricFortune
Water/mud filled bubble of earth formed from a busted sprinkler. I saw these all the time living right next to a golf course.
ColonelPotoo
Lots of rain / pipe bursting underneath / divine intervention --> pocket of water underneath the sward.
SodaKopp
drugs
ChicksDigTrucks
Is there an easy way to know what number a given picture is, or did you scroll to the top and count?
ivegottwolegs
I normally just count. If it's past 10, I might reload the page, which collapses the gallery again, re-expand, and then count from 11.
favoriteandforget
Asking the real questions.
Misora
If there's a long list I might see if someone else linked something and then count from there.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
If it's any consolation, I don't know any other way than counting. Does the mobile app perhaps show image # of #?
BobsonDugnutt
Mobile doesn't show #s
ChicksDigTrucks
I think all the interfaces should show this. @sera pls
3nd3rwiggin
Probably an overflowed septic tank.
glacialbae
That makes me really sad...
Stumbleine
Why would he walk on that?!?
KillerGymSox
people are not very smart
jamalcolorado
So much poo
msa011
Ew
MySecondAccount
I would not walk on that...
3nd3rwiggin
Would be very shitty if you broke through.
shakeface
literally.
peachsnapple
#23 is the one you're confused about? I want to know what's happening with that psychedelic icing/knife dealio
azabethsiege
This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfeCrU-7LA Skip to 2.50 for the good stuff!
peachsnapple
Thank you! This stuff is addicting to watch
pr0nty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfeCrU-7LA I love candle videos!
peachsnapple
This is so beautiful! You're the best!!
DestroyStuff
The cake really bothered me. Ahhhhh yes perfect... Why'd you ruin it at the end?
beythrice
It's all I could think about the rest of the time.
duxisgod
For the glory of our Lord and savior Satan of course
CarpBlanche
for me its the phones. second one from the right is a minute faster than the rest.
MrsTitsMcGee
I was going to say the same thing!!
TheBreaux
Wabi sabi breh
HyeSwagian
It is supposed to make it look like it was handmade by giving it a tool indentation
duxisgod
For the glory of our Lord and savior Satan of course
SigPistols
"Fuck you"
exinferris
It's art, man...
QuadrilateralEnix
I think the dent in the top is kinda cute.
fapfapfapblehblehbleh
it was OP's plan all along!
dundermiffIin
WHYYYYY?!?!
iamireland
It wasn't perfect, you just couldn't see the imperfection.
oyvindjs
It's to get the lines around perfect and then smooth out the top by hand afterwards
BrupollyFifrt
Reminded me of this:
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
I now have PTSD. :(
FcukFace
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA actually made me laugh man fuckin thank you
OrbitusII
Lambpasty
how to feels to chew five gum
spacerocks
at the end it lifts up like "look, job done"
hesychasticextrovert
The person who did that is the jackest of asses
FuckingRafael
Last time I used this gif they asked me why I did it.
bootymen
Is that a piece of turd?
bingotown
No, not a piece. That is in fact one whole turd.
Aaronb1138
The pineapple one bothers me a lot because that is the most wasteful way to cut one.
FedEXguy
Maybe afterwards he cuts the skin from top to bottom, rolls it out flat, then glides the knife along it between the skin and meat?
WeAreTheNSA
I don't know... I could think of more wasteful ways of cutting a pineapple.
bitterimgurian
I thought the same thing, no restaurant is going to allow that much product go to reassure.
bitterimgurian
WASTE, GODAMMIT, I MEANT WASTE. Damn you touchscreen autocorrect.
usernumber84
I didn't find it at all reassuring.
bitterimgurian
Take your upvote, you snarky bastard.
usernumber84
Username confirmed :D
Drinkingabeer
You've never seen me cut one then.
wobbu
How? The leftover parts don't exactly taste great.
myplacetosaytheshitineversay
Not true! The sweetest part of a pineapple is closest to the skin, so your goal in cutting one should be to cut as close as possible.
whorlwind
I cut only semi close and then gnaw on the skin pieces to get the extra. :P nom nom
uskglass
WHAT
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Am a pineapple, can confirm