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Inbox me your theories.
May 31, 2017 7:37 AM
covfefe
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Inbox me your theories.
goawayleafyvegetable
My theory is that someone saw him tweeting and tried to take the phone away and in the scramble that got posted
cogs
I'm thinking he's a mad genius or something, easily distracting us with gibberish while he carries out his master plan.
goprooptics
Danishlmgurian
I can't believe this is true.
Harambeshotfirst
If only his phone was as effective at swatting away his hand than his wife is...
gingerlovin4u
Tonald Drump is having a stronk!
dukegonzo
Call a Drumpluance!
Iwasoutedbyatroll
He uses voice to text and turned to ask for coffee without realizing his device had picked up the last word...
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I like my covfefe with a nice warm breakfast kerfuffle
TacticoolWolf
InigoMontoyas1stsword
zma123456
My theory is that he was asking for coffee but accidentally tweeted it. He also can't spell.
BisonMooseDuck
"Despite the negative media coffee". I dunno. I still think aliens.
CarVersus
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
PJVeddersGirl
Then I should like to offer him my sincerest pericombobulations
discopantsandhaircuts
Late to the party. I had to make sure this comment existed.
Bruc3LZR
It took me a second to look at your username
madmike271
It's this easy for him to divert attention from real issues...
allergicavocado
VenkuSkirata
*checks username* Goddammit!
thatsemichubbyguyinthecorner
Time out did you just change your name? Cause this accounts been around since 2013
aminojazz
I'm hoping for... uh... guessing a stroke.
Unclesavage
Of course a left wing nut like you would wish a stroke on someone. Keep it coming boyyyys, 2nd term will be an easy win!
EasilyButthurtCitizen
Believe me when I say you don't have to be left wing to dislike Trump.
BoozeHound001
You fools, it's a coded message, he's telling us the lizard people are controlling his every move and have his wife hostage at trump tower.
bugzbunny1902
Hahaha! That's funny!
covfefe
Sweet. JESUS. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
DukeDarkwood
You don't want to do that. https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wake_up_sheeple.png
covfefe
Oh. My. Fuck. What have I done?
codenamenothing
I'm gonna need some context
yoshi
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/31/what-is-covfefe-donald-trump-baffles-twitter-post
MichelGoussu
Thank you from the deepest of my covfefe
cardkoda
covfefe
Pretty much.
BareBoneBear
Except you should've used this one:
v
covfefe
Something about being that close to his mouth makes me uncomfortable.
BareBoneBear
That's the point. Everybody should feel that uncomfortable every time he opens his mouth!
HocusPenis
MrA007
57 states
justyaboutanywhere
Irishitup
oo0ORB0oo
Ok, now do the o e where the Simpsons are now under and Marge wants covfefe and the bar tender wants beer.
NOINOON
Had a stroke mid tweet.
ButterMyButtAndCallMeBiscuit
Probably from an intern.
NotJamesMay
let's hope
MossfromIT
Be better.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Condescending Old Viral Fingers Effortlessly Fucks Everyone
bugzbunny1902
Nice!
bugzbunny1902
Nice!
bugzbunny1902
Nice!
bugzbunny1902
Nice!
RIIIIIIGGS
My $0.02 is that he was laying in bed with his phone and fell asleep. We've all done it. The simplest explanation is usually the correct one
bumblefffffuuuu
B-but it's Trump! We have to jump on everything he does!
randomowl23
Yeah, but the simplest explanations are also the most boring.
RIIIIIIGGS
Let me have this one thing.
NR97420
Kwyjibo?
PixelDipper
A big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin and a short temper.
Thatonedudewithmadrespect
bobbieblackheart
And small hands
HeadsAndShouldersPeasAndCorms
Has anyone looked up how many points covfefe would score?
hollygoroughlly
Well that was quick..
CaptainDairylea
Nah check their profile says they've been here since 2013
NotJamesMay
Obviously he meant coverage.
Clevererusernameiscleverer
I don't think that that is obvious at all.
WolfgangPacoSr
What about the auto correct? Which created this question since I suck at spelling...
monochrony
no, he meant covfefe. don't be a covfefe about it.
WeAdoptTheOldBlackCats
Is it?
SomeCrazyNerd
But how does spell it as such? And on an account they use for what is essentially official business.
supremepooperscooper
obviously he meant queef
covfefe
Obviously.
HereticWilson
I believe we actually witnessed the moment a staff member wrestled the phone from his hands.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Alright ,you stole this comment.
moxie2386
https://media.giphy.com/media/26BRIGBug1FoanRiE/giphy.gif
Tchailenova
.
Dahliaisahedgehog
If only
plainoldfool
Looks like Spicer
clowndickfart
I want to believe
cocochronic
New Comm director was like " F NO DONALD"
flacoloco
he did quit
MrBananaBeak
Spicey.
FranticGolf
This was my first thought. I wish that one of the comedy shows does a skit to that effect. Spicer from off camera with a blowgun.
ReverandNick
GOLD!
giitsok
I agree.. That's exactly what I thought when I read into this more.
Squidhatjenkins
I know this isn't the top comment, but I like this theory the best.
ReverandNick
GOLD!
Tchailenova
Our luck isn't that good
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alsoAzrael
Okay, who let him buy another phone?! GODDAMN IT DONALD WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
CapsShield
You can't take ma phone ma! China's president just got the new Iphone 8. I had to improvise!!!
tranquilomeng
This should be an SNL skit... Don acting like an angry teen, parents (staffers) exasperated but determined to "be firm and consistent"
covfefe
It's a shame they just did their season finale last week or whenever it was.
justblamerussia
celebrities do not use social media. marketing teams do.
HereticWilson
I just don't think that's true with the truly silly shit sent from his account. I think that's mostly him on there.
justblamerussia
I don't really just blindly believe in things. Each word released from that twitter handle is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.
ReverandNick
That's the problem, I'm rooting for Old Donald but I guarantee you that he is behind his own Twitter account
JamesBeapukin
You should probably give credit to the person that originally said that.
The5lacker
Because, as we all know, humor can originally come from one UND ONLY VUN brain at a time.
realmenfightnaked
Kind of like how you tell a good joke, wait for the laughter to die down, then credit the comedian? I hear people do that all the time.
gmdave
I wish I was high on potenuse.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Hah, we all know jokes dont exist. Just sarcasm and rude comments.
Mistruths
Puns.
PrecogFrogOnALog
And dad jokes
PunJedi
Yeah, what about us?
usernumberseven
ifyouonlyknew21
how do you pronounce it? asking for a friend
MisterBrent
God-fucking-damnit... +1
TheLoneWolf1015
hajisai
Amazing!
Harambeshotfirst
Fucking neato man. Pure gold with a matching frame rate.
PleaseSendMePizzaRolls
BallsackMcGirkin
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
THE FRAMES! TOO MANY FOR MY EYES!
Latetzki
Wow.. I just started to watch Twin Peaks for the first time few days ago.
Hungrypiemonger
you see that zach, a fresh cup of coffee.
neclimdul
Diane. May 31, 9:20 am. Saw a great gif response on Imgur, 2 posts down on the frontpage. Frames so smooth you could taste the cawfee.
TheNotoriousMastermindLeBones
Damn. That quality is better than I got on Netflix.
UmbralEntity
God damn it! I'm addicted to covfefe. Now I am brewing a pot at almost 4 in the afternoon. Bastard... Oh, and ...great gif, it's meme worthy
SpaceForceOne
Oh hey I'm relevant kind of
PilgrimScott
This, Sir usernumerseven, wins the day!!1
Wellshiet
Glorious.
fencer1964
Literally did not see that coming. OMG.
mormonking
TRUMP. DOESNT. WRITE. HIS. OWN. TWEETS.
12AngryMonkeys
Trump should hire someone else to do it then, because the current guy is fucking it up royally.
ExcellentUseOfGIFAwardCommittee
tranquilomeng
How does one become a member of this committee?
MFuzzySmock
Winner
ihatewarmpickles
What's A.G.I.F.S. stand for?
ExcellentUseOfGIFAwardCommittee
Academy of Graphic Interchange Format Sciences
SuperSaiyanGodGoku
But it's mp4.
happyadams
Do you think the committee actually gives a fuck? Those CRONIES only elect their own kind.
covfefe
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
usernumberseven
Chilonthebw
Brilliant
Irishitup
covfefe
Exactly. Bonus points for you.
CoolGuyCoolDude
You're missing a comma... Unless Jerry is made of gold
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CoolGuyCoolDude
Damn gimme some, bro
LordFenris
But he is.
CoolGuyCoolDude
Damn my bad
allotherusernamestaken89
My theory is he fell asleep on the toilet mid tweet.
NotHardly
I did not need that image in my mind!!
makeollimadame
Sleeping pills/fat fingers/small hands triple combooo
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
sleeping pills or maybe he took a benedryl. I always sleep mid text when I take that shit
OctopusOccult
I think he was trying to sound out some russian
newsguycraigevans
skibare87
He was literally ripped away from the keyboard by a staffer.
ragekritz
I think he had a stroke then considered saying it was a typo but played it off cause he cant allow people to know he had made a mistake.
SexualPeanut
Too bad he couldn't have pulled an Elvis....
fingersb
I was hoping stroke, but agree with you
MealeaYing
My theory is that hye is dangerously senile and sixty million people voted for him just to see what would happen.
SplicketyLit
*shtweeting
PleaseLeave
Had a stroke while tweeting
realRonaldDump
I confirm this statement.
HowAboutThatUpdog
Shitty autocorrect if I had to guess. It happens all the time where I misspell something and it continually "corrects" it back to wrong
stoots24
Maybe he stroked out like Gov. Dayton! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7WSv3NCCE
ZebraCockSandwich
i think he typoed, then went to backspace but accidentally his send instead.
gablestout
And then just said, f*ck it, it's a word now
Muffmcstuffins
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gablestout
I want this to be true
lolthisismyusername
Bidet that uses Dom Perignon tweet*
OceanicAtlas
E. E we. Se e de de eee e eee s sees seededss de see we s s s se s seeded se s we see seessss see see.
pres2pond
Covfefe is very close to covrege, which seems like a mis-spelling of coverage. I buy the sleepy Donald on the toilet theory.
Pangs
I think it is almost surely a fuckup of "coverage" and of all the shit this dip tweets, that mistype is the least interesting.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
His hands couldn't reach all the keys.
cloudnoises
Low-key comment of the year
zo1dberg
Not enough recognition for this comment. It's killing me
bobtheaxolotl
He was the hand model in this ad, using a perfectly normal S7.
LordNoodles
Kabul bombing near many embassies happened at the same time. Killed 80, 350 injured. Theorized that he got pulled aside for that
CompressedInfo
Occam's razor
Dogalicious
Sleeping whilst pooing is as close as Trump gets to multi-tasking.
beejep
My theory is he stopped mid tweet to tell his son and wife he loves them /s
PinkyandtheBane
My theory is he typed something he knew people would freak out over to distract from him exiting the Paris Accords
TheVakarian
I think one of his PR aides finally snapped and dive tackled the phone from his hand.
hookerpenis
The tweets have had a change in tone recently. I think the Lawyer/Tweet Editor took the phone from him mid tweet and accidentally hit send.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
He dictates his tweets.
jazzmatazz
I'm amazed that it's not a huge security risk to have him tweeting like that. Does he have his geotags on?
peridotstar
I also think he hasn't been tweeting as much--a lot of his recent ones look like someone pretending, but they're more linear/better speech
BananaForScaIe
It is a massive security risk just for him to have that phone. And for him to keep it on him at all times. AND tweets.
AgamemnonsMemes
A ex cold-war era analysis said that presidential tweets like his are a god damn goldmine of how the president thinks and his mood and 1/2
Gibenitural
Nytimes?
AgamemnonsMemes
his immediate reactions to things and he would have loved someone in russia to have had twitter back then, that its a huge problem.
jazzmatazz
*yuge. But yeah It's astounding what tweets and comments reveal about a person.
Penguinsruletheworld
He already created huge security risks at Mar-A-Lago
SexualPeanut
But the cake..
DotSlashNatalie
"The cake is a lie." - Trump probably
DagonR
-smack- no tweeting!
Arbitrarynamehere
I thought this the last time he sent an incomplete tweet. This either happens a lot or the dementia is kicking in.
sumowoman
For fuck's sake people. It's a distraction from USA leaving the Paris climate agreement.
Corona688
I don't think people actually would have cared about that. Not the first time this sort of thing has happened.
sumowoman
They won't care for sure now. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even Trump tweeting it.
orangeisthenewbasic
distraction? he wears that badge proud
OlderWiser
Mine is similar. I think he saw the Cathy Griffin photo while he was texting on the toilet.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Kathy Griffin went full retard with that shit. Gives them ammo, makes the left look bad. Never go full retard. http://i.imgur.com/TItW6ka.
peridotstar
It'd take far more then that to make us look bad after the tsunami of BS the right has done. They can't play the 'outrage' card anymore.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
You would think that, but they are playing it successfully as far as voting goes so far. They gerrymandered their way to bulletproof.
peridotstar
We still have some work to do in that score, but as for the other stuff we can start by not letting them wiggle sideways on stupid stuff
OlderWiser
I think it makes the left look as they are. It's been obvious for several years they would like to install a Caliphate as our government.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
LOL the lefties are the ones who want religious rule? You tin foil hatters crack me up. Back under your bridge troll.
OlderWiser
It's not funny. And they want ONE religious rule only. Islam.
sneopdogg
I read on twitter that they watched a member of his staff snatch the phone off him, but I don't know if that's true.
IllegalDuckling
On the toilet
SexualPeanut
On the toilet...
3MTA3
ON. THE. TOILET.
funnyflywheel
TroelsyTwo
I think he drunk tweets every night and passed out mid tweet.
stevecareII
He doesn't drink tho
strcmdman
Drunk on power!
TroelsyTwo
What people say, and what they do are not always the same. Be it alcohol or drugs, same deal. That arsehole is off his trolley.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Also he doesn't pass out. He never sleeps because of the cocaine.
SexualPeanut
He claims 4 hours of sleep. Wtf? Hello, coke...
ringadingdingbaby
Maybe if he drank he would act like a sober person
AgolfHiller
He doesn't drink because his brother died either by drunk driving or got hit by a drunk driver
IllegalDuckling
I thought he had him assassinated..
strcmdman
Thank you AgolHiller one of his few redeeming qualities that he probably needs to reverse to cope with this shite train.
alostgeneration
I actually think it was because his brother was an alcoholic and died from complications from it. He said watching that destroyed him
UnnecessaryExposition
Is that the same brother he went out of his way to make sure got none of his father's 200,000,000 so he could inherit everything?
DickMercenary
They hit the wrong one..
The22ndDoctor
Call a Bondulance.
supervillin
Tronald Dump's having a stronk, covfefe a bondulance.