boopmonger
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Excuse me. Do you have a moment to hear about the teachings of Satan?
The horny toad lizard can purposefully rupture vessels in its eyes and squirt blood as a defense mechanism
This is an actual horse, not a statue
cat tax
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
TIL Satan made animals too. Take that bible.
BeefFlaps
Don't goats with horns like that need to be constantly supervised because without timely filing the horn grows up and puncture the skull?
Evilt1m
Jeez thats one hell of a black cock.....#17
revelator
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOAT
dooremouse
See the Witch? The goat reminds me of Black Phillip. That movie fucked with me.
SolowMyKidZ
welcometofuckall
Do most jazz animals next
dydd
Seriously someone please do this.
terrorofthederp
#16 also has black flesh. Makes a very satanic chicken sandwich!
GeraldWithTheFingerNails
Should mark that BBC as NSFW
macktastic86
So are we not gonna talk about the caterpillar that's clearly bonded with the Venom Symbiote?
booootyjuice
ClamWhisperer
treyjan60
*Holy Diver intensifies*
Rihardo
Elephant was scary
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
CaJoBurto
I used to have a rooster that belonged in here, black red and gorgeous. He tried to scratch out my 4 yr old girl's eyes. I cut off his head.
theninthmike
Yep. From another dad, that's a perfectly acceptable reaction.
ImaSadMonster
This post is metal AF! +1 OP
zipfelklatscha123365
For some reason i thought black cocks are bigger
Nightblade
relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM
whitevfute
khavul
Names! I want the names of these critters!
o0Tektite0o
This post is http://imgur.com/RJcaT33 as fuck
Mithi
Shavings as fuck?
Dots77
I could beat up the majority of those animals.
CeItica
I didn't know Huskies were brutal.
Magpiebones
They look badass but they are made of derp on the inside.
lucienishisnameo
Wtf is #11?
grootybooty
An angry bird
Wylhjelm
European crested tit
Joshmosis
LOL! nice. but no seriously, what is it?
polytropon
Super surprised that you don't have the bearded vulture:
itsPixie
I was going to also point this out!
ggbzxt
what kinda sheep is that?
alysma
Valais Blacknose from Valais, Switzerland. :-)
maedarkwolf
Dude thank you.. I want to start a farm and now I know what sort of sheep XD
alysma
Welcome :-D - and yeah, they look insanely cute and slightly creepy at the same time.
Preincarnage
Branwdodeliveryboy
Built*
RosegoldEverything
Smart; a soft and warm barrier for its young.
flightlessfruit
how do we know Disney didn't kill the lemmings?
Magpiebones
These are actually getting eaten and not just tossed in the water.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
This snail literally has iron as a part of its biological structure so I think it wins
Roneff
That pink stuff makes it look weak.
SwedishRationalist
Huh. Confirmed: https://www.wired.com/2015/02/absurd-creature-of-the-week-scaly-foot-snail/
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
You think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?
7oidberg
Is the pink stuff its penis?
StAnonymous
Nope. Pink is regular flesh. All the black is iron plates (like scale mail) that grow on it.
Nophuckstogive
The most metal thing I've seen this year
AFancyGentleman
So do we. IN OUR BLOOD.
CR0SS0
So like some kind of armour?... Some kind of snail... mail...?
FoxEarFetish
Listen here you little shit
BecomeAnAstronaut
I mean so do we
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
You know what I mean
BecomeAnAstronaut
Sorry, couldn't resist
DrakeRamorayMD
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
The hammer is metal and
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