Cakeday! Here is a photo I shot at Area 51.
Best phrase to end a conversation with.
Gallery of Unsolicited Dick pics II: The Quickening
"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives!"
Viva El Santo!
With Attitude.
Rest well, Mr. Paxton.
The Great Snake Rules Forever!
Even if it's not porno, I'm still posting high quality pussy.
Robbie the Robot, shootin' craps at The Sands. Early 1960's.
Gallery of Unsolicited Dick pics. Enjoy.
Wait a second, that's not Wesley Snipes!
"Linda, there are animal anuses all over our walls."
Coming this fall, Americas new favorite reality series!
Let's Sell Some Porno - Adventures in Adult Retail
seems like it would be an awful lot of work to me...
"Was Jack the Ripper actually a 60 foot sea serpent from Scotland?"
"Your favorite TV family, with a twist."
"Oh my, you are a big fella!"
The main reason I left my old gym...
Last night at work I learned that...
Alt. Title: Journey to the Center of the Earth II: The Girl on Girl Expeditions
"The question is 'Where do boats full of lesbians vanish at sea, without a trace?', Alex."
Lets Sell Some Porno: The Adult Retail Tapes
Tales From The Porno Shop II: The Reckoning