Obligatory Cake day post

Mar 25, 2018 11:37 AM

LurkerPotato

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I originally found this post from @capinron

I realize this is fake. But if it were real, Brendan is a moron but Rob is a fucking dickwad.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Fucking gold

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I give this post a 5/7.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll give this post a 5/7 ... Happy cake day!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I will never not upvote Brendan

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

solid 5/7 post

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have said it before and I will say it again: Robert Graves is the hero we deserve.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 12

It's worth pointing out that Brendan Sullivan and Robert Graves are the same person.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Perfect score.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 1

Genius.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I unfortunately have 2 like Brendan on my feed. Can’t block them without other relatives complaining so I troll them like Robert. It’s fun!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can I see your feed? I'm in need of a laugh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ll post a few before I cancel FB.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All jokes and fake accounts aside Paris does have an issue with migrants causing all kinds of problems

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Every person knows a brendon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brendan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Robert Graves, you F***ing LEGEND! Just wondering, if Brenden hates gay men so much, why does he keep telling Robert to suck his dick?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

seems like Rob is a hyprocite and a internet bully.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Solid post , not perfect though 5/7

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lul

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Fake or not, this is pure gold and I think somewhere out in this big world there has to be an idiot like brendon and a good like Rob.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I have one of these types on my fb also named Brandon oddly enough...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dude in the above post is called Brendan though...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Close enough...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve read this before and loved it. But halfway through it this time I realized it was fake. 0/7.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brendon. Professional troll extraordinaire.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The original 5/7

8 years ago | Likes 1215 Dislikes 5

So... a week?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So a perfect score.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Imgur's Theorem: In post-reviewing situations, the integer five (5) is roughly equal to the integer seven (7)

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Note: This is applicable to every possible scenario.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha ha ha it can't be...Brenden only posted it to Facebook 9 days ago

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So, 1.8 weeks?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Under-rated comment of the day

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had no idea the context from which it came from. I am satisfied.

8 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 2

It is an inside joke among the imgur community, using it on Facebook means nobody gets the joke until it ends up screenshoted on Imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

This is the post that started it tho

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but it turned into a popular joke here, not on FB.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I think that dumb people are actually just smart people fucking with us. Then I realize that there are really idiots out there 5/7

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Always remember the bell curve, half the population is below average. Carlin also said something to that effect.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find both of them equally intolerable **

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 8

I remember trying to be like Rob as a teenager. Fucking cringe just thinking about it. But better a Rob than a Brendan.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I agree, one is a self righteous asshole and one is a moron.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

I love this every time I see it. But god damn, that's internet bullying Rob.

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 17

Is that internet bullying, Rob, or internet bullying Rob?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sadly I just learned this is fake.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It certainly takes the magic away from it, but doesn't make it any less funny.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I agree! It's bad, but it's very funny. Don't be like Rob, after all. (Maybe just a little bit).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean... It's fake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't doubt it. Still, dont be like Rob. (Maybe just a little bit).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah Rob is kind of a dick

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 12

Could also be seen as tough love. Letting that stupidity go unchallenged is not going to lead to any self reflection or change.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Yeah but the dumb guy isn't going to change his views or anything he's just gonna be hurt by the others comments. It's still bullying

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Interesting, I never considered whether a hateful bigot could have their feelings hurt. I know I don't care though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I guess if you wanna justify abusing people based on their views that's your prerogative but I think that let's you justify a lot of hate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like the punch a nazi bs the extreme left pushes. They get to say who's the nazi and then anything done to a nazi is justified

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea it kinda comes down to that idea of the other, where they are the bad ones so anything you do to them is fine, and in this case it’s Kay

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that's a ridiculous idea but a lot of people subscribe to that punch a nazi (and label anyone you think is evil a nazi) ideology

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really hated the internet when I found out this was fake.:/

8 years ago | Likes 933 Dislikes 81

Fake and not funny. Everyone will love this

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 35

Why would you do this to us?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve read this before and loved it. But halfway through it this time I realized it was fake. 0/7.

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why did they stop at some point????

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still funny though. Mostly because it's completely believable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know an Andrew that acts just like Brendan here, though, so I don't see it as fake so much as a satire on our sad reality.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I didn't know and now you're my Brendon. 5\7 would hate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so it's just a big strawman argument?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, I'm enjoying the repost

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My world has just been turned upside down...

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Were you born and raised in West Philadelphia?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

today, you are the portion of the internet that I hate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very good writing then.

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And there you go, ruining the magic for everyone else. You are a real Brendan, buddy.

8 years ago | Likes 400 Dislikes 4

I see it as my personal responsibility to call out fake things that present themselves as real. 5/7 performance.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

NO. YOU SHUSH YOUR MOUTH!

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Really?!?! I didn't want it to end!

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

I was somewhat comforted when two guys on my Twitter feed started having a catfight and it was a little like this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How was it that it wasn’t obvious? Some lines of conversation were so staged-ey. I know people like that exist but it was a bit on the nose

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Also all the likes were given to the 1 witty comment on each post. Real life never looks like that

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Usually about the opposite, at least on FB.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Figured as much

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

does it really matter? It's funny anyway

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 5

99% of "the hook" for this made up BS is the "Omg that guy Really thought..." if you said "Here's a thing I made up" no... it's not funny.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well I've known this is fake for a long time now. Still laughed this time and every other time between now and when I learned it was fake.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fake or not, this gets me crying every time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh guys.. of course it's fake, is it not obvious?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

I wish I could know for sure when something is so stupid that it's obviously fake. is not fake, for example

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Good point, these are trying times

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’m at least 5/7 angry about this.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No need to fret guys! There are real people out there that are this stupid! Some even make ol’ Bren there look like Einstein.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude it's definitely fake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

0 likes on a post should have been a good giveaway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well thanks for ruining it... you should delete this comment to spare others the pain of knowing haha. It’s still pretty hilarious though

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Glad it's fake I hate to think someone like that guy was real, what a knob

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I used to have people that stupid on my fb.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, it's not real. That's kinda sad, actually.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not fake, it’s an artist’s recreation of probable actual events. Which I proudly rate a perfect 5/7.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5/7 Brendan!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US! WE WERE LIVING IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE YOU MONSTER! WE WERE GOING TO INTERNET HEAVEN! NOW WE HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assure you though, people like Brendan definitely exist

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

As do smug assholes like Robert who can't resist egging them on.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I didn’t know!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wasn’t this obvious? the facebook layout hasn’t looked like that in several years and homeboy was talking about donald trump. c’mon y’all.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They are ALLLLLLLLLLLL FAKE. All the "Idiot conversations" "Amazing Prank" "this 7 year old said/wrote" They are ALL FUCKING FAKE.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Congratulations, you described Existence

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If something like this happens in your life, yay! enjoy it (it happens). however Ppl trying to "Viralize" made up BS *should* be ostracised.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate you for shattering my illusion. =(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m slightly relieved.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it was kind of obvious, right? The setups and punchlines are too perfect for it to have happened organically.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone lied on the internet? Preposterous.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a little sad inside.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You are the worst, just a notch above toby.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We've all met a Brendan. It's real enough to me

8 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

The fuck I do?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what you did

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have three of them in my feed. :/

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's definitely based on real people, but it's a bit like watching somebody masturbate once you know it's all staged.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean... It doesn't feel like watching cam girls...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Sorry, Brendan. You can try all you want but you’re not fooling me into believing that it’s fake. 5/7 for effort, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tell, because Brendan wasn't banned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit, I meant Robert.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are the odds of that? 5/7?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Lol yes! I love this video so much

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What video?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The one of the guy talking about how wrestling will always be real to him. Just look up "wrestling is real to me dammit" video

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one on the internet

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not fake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has to be, if you do this for real you gonna start a witch hunt because you will be labeled insensitive, rude, evil & cold. BTDT

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need more Blood Ninja in our lives

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's obviously fake? Clearly, Robert made a fake account so he could look super smart, and all his friends thought Brendan was real.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOOOOOOOOO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake, but likely. We've seen the idiotic posts, this is just a daydream of somebody trolling these idiots. Its satisfactory and well made.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK YOU! IT'S NOT!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds too scripted

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tell us that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My entire life has been a lie...

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Son, you need to stop being so naive. The moment you take something at face value, without scepticism; you've made yourself a sucker.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

People get on the internet, and lie; and the worst ones don't even realize they're doing it, because all they do is parrot shit they've read

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IRS FAKE?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its fake?

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*It's

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 28

Mighty Python's Flying Circus

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nobody cares

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

I believe I have some empirical evidence which adequately disproves your statement.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I guess I'm wrong. I guess it's just me that doesn't care. You win this round wolfie

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my god shut up already Rob, I'm f*cling done with you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*tits

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Stop that right now, you boobs!

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*itits

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Vigitits

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8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Isn't that a picture of Benjamin Franklin?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It’s a picture of the internet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fuck it. It's real to me.

8 years ago | Likes 525 Dislikes 5

Shut up Brendan.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Like wraslin!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So obnoksious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's still real to me, dammit!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right, we all know a Brendan or two.

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

I know at least 5 unfortunately.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of us are related to a Brendan or two...or three.. >_<

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If you don’t know a Brendan, perhaps you are one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I feel your pain.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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