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I originally found this post from @capinron
observationalist
I realize this is fake. But if it were real, Brendan is a moron but Rob is a fucking dickwad.
SwedenAndersson
Fucking gold
Spaceorbisgaming
I give this post a 5/7.
LiverLips82
I'll give this post a 5/7 ... Happy cake day!
cofasians
I will never not upvote Brendan
justahumanonline
solid 5/7 post
Madhouse1926
I have said it before and I will say it again: Robert Graves is the hero we deserve.
Vaanhalen
It's worth pointing out that Brendan Sullivan and Robert Graves are the same person.
CUNTDESTROY3R
JCBaggins
InaraSerra
Perfect.
blackburrd
Jaymezians
Perfect score.
Boredashell
deetatron
itsBuddy
Genius.
Orionsdick
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/everything/comments/3wfhp4/robert_graves_brendan_sullivan_57_confirmed_fake/
SuperSecretScientistStuff
No need to do such a thing
HisBabes
I unfortunately have 2 like Brendan on my feed. Can’t block them without other relatives complaining so I troll them like Robert. It’s fun!
TitanicGaming360
Can I see your feed? I'm in need of a laugh
HisBabes
I’ll post a few before I cancel FB.
MadMupp
All jokes and fake accounts aside Paris does have an issue with migrants causing all kinds of problems
gilbytx8711
Every person knows a brendon
gilbytx8711
Brendan
Bluegrasslass
Robert Graves, you F***ing LEGEND! Just wondering, if Brenden hates gay men so much, why does he keep telling Robert to suck his dick?
nineten10001337
seems like Rob is a hyprocite and a internet bully.
50ShadesofCovfefe
Solid post , not perfect though 5/7
TheRapeTrainConductor11
Lul
kotobaru
Fake or not, this is pure gold and I think somewhere out in this big world there has to be an idiot like brendon and a good like Rob.
murphyslaw101
I have one of these types on my fb also named Brandon oddly enough...
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
The dude in the above post is called Brendan though...
murphyslaw101
Close enough...
heyyouwantatoothpick
I’ve read this before and loved it. But halfway through it this time I realized it was fake. 0/7.
Rkfinecake
Brendon. Professional troll extraordinaire.
FurryBallsFloppedMenacinglyOnTable
DJBBT
The original 5/7
Rovylern
So... a week?
yourweirdlife
So a perfect score.
ArionBaratheon
Imgur's Theorem: In post-reviewing situations, the integer five (5) is roughly equal to the integer seven (7)
ArionBaratheon
Note: This is applicable to every possible scenario.
SendSurprisesToMyInbox
oooooooohh
Somethingdeepncomedic
Ha ha ha it can't be...Brenden only posted it to Facebook 9 days ago
INeverKnowWhattoPutforThisShit
So, 1.8 weeks?
LankyBootyGriswald
Under-rated comment of the day
MulaluMike
I had no idea the context from which it came from. I am satisfied.
Dusk17
It is an inside joke among the imgur community, using it on Facebook means nobody gets the joke until it ends up screenshoted on Imgur.
TheFilthiestShisno
This is the post that started it tho
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Yeah, but it turned into a popular joke here, not on FB.
AlligatorLoki
Sometimes I think that dumb people are actually just smart people fucking with us. Then I realize that there are really idiots out there 5/7
theMonkeyTrap
Always remember the bell curve, half the population is below average. Carlin also said something to that effect.
QuackDodgers
I find both of them equally intolerable **
DickDastardly404
I remember trying to be like Rob as a teenager. Fucking cringe just thinking about it. But better a Rob than a Brendan.
degenerateace
I agree, one is a self righteous asshole and one is a moron.
Whatsizname
I love this every time I see it. But god damn, that's internet bullying Rob.
GeneFerguson42
Is that internet bullying, Rob, or internet bullying Rob?
baconandplagues
Sadly I just learned this is fake.
Onekindofpisslord
It certainly takes the magic away from it, but doesn't make it any less funny.
Bolletott
I agree! It's bad, but it's very funny. Don't be like Rob, after all. (Maybe just a little bit).
baconandplagues
I mean... It's fake.
Bolletott
I don't doubt it. Still, dont be like Rob. (Maybe just a little bit).
ford53
Yeah Rob is kind of a dick
mattyrich12
Could also be seen as tough love. Letting that stupidity go unchallenged is not going to lead to any self reflection or change.
rabbiebabbie
Yeah but the dumb guy isn't going to change his views or anything he's just gonna be hurt by the others comments. It's still bullying
mattyrich12
Interesting, I never considered whether a hateful bigot could have their feelings hurt. I know I don't care though.
rabbiebabbie
I guess if you wanna justify abusing people based on their views that's your prerogative but I think that let's you justify a lot of hate
rabbiebabbie
It's like the punch a nazi bs the extreme left pushes. They get to say who's the nazi and then anything done to a nazi is justified
ContentCup
Yea it kinda comes down to that idea of the other, where they are the bad ones so anything you do to them is fine, and in this case it’s Kay
rabbiebabbie
I think that's a ridiculous idea but a lot of people subscribe to that punch a nazi (and label anyone you think is evil a nazi) ideology
toasteheh
I really hated the internet when I found out this was fake.:/
Jawesome19
Fake and not funny. Everyone will love this
LoneWanderer101
heyyouwantatoothpick
I’ve read this before and loved it. But halfway through it this time I realized it was fake. 0/7.
SudoCatEtcIssue
RememberTheC4nt
Why did they stop at some point????
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Still funny though. Mostly because it's completely believable.
SuperiorPosterior
I know an Andrew that acts just like Brendan here, though, so I don't see it as fake so much as a satire on our sad reality.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
I didn't know and now you're my Brendon. 5\7 would hate.
FlockOfSeagulls25
Quilboar
so it's just a big strawman argument?
ScarecrowSticks
Hey, I'm enjoying the repost
ShibeDogeBork
pottin
Were you born and raised in West Philadelphia?
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
today, you are the portion of the internet that I hate
cosmicbraindroppings
Very good writing then.
EelevvnEelevvn
ScarecrowSticks
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
And there you go, ruining the magic for everyone else. You are a real Brendan, buddy.
toasteheh
I see it as my personal responsibility to call out fake things that present themselves as real. 5/7 performance.
nopantstank
NO. YOU SHUSH YOUR MOUTH!
samrevem
Really?!?! I didn't want it to end!
ashmenon
I was somewhat comforted when two guys on my Twitter feed started having a catfight and it was a little like this.
IFoughtTheLawAndTheLaw1
How was it that it wasn’t obvious? Some lines of conversation were so staged-ey. I know people like that exist but it was a bit on the nose
rabbiebabbie
Also all the likes were given to the 1 witty comment on each post. Real life never looks like that
zioy
Usually about the opposite, at least on FB.
pieter42
Figured as much
Fauxyuwu
does it really matter? It's funny anyway
breakingcode
99% of "the hook" for this made up BS is the "Omg that guy Really thought..." if you said "Here's a thing I made up" no... it's not funny.
AndreKroon
Well I've known this is fake for a long time now. Still laughed this time and every other time between now and when I learned it was fake.
breakingcode
FrotteuristicFridays
Fake or not, this gets me crying every time
CareIDoNot
Oh guys.. of course it's fake, is it not obvious?
Valaar
I wish I could know for sure when something is so stupid that it's obviously fake.
is not fake, for example
CareIDoNot
Good point, these are trying times
FlyingScotsman27
I’m at least 5/7 angry about this.
fluffOpAnimal
ScarecrowSticks
Astha
No need to fret guys! There are real people out there that are this stupid! Some even make ol’ Bren there look like Einstein.
SederHishtalshelus
Dude it's definitely fake.
MarxAvenger
0 likes on a post should have been a good giveaway.
GreedyWildcard
Well thanks for ruining it... you should delete this comment to spare others the pain of knowing haha. It’s still pretty hilarious though
MadMupp
Glad it's fake I hate to think someone like that guy was real, what a knob
DJBBT
I used to have people that stupid on my fb.
jhs2595
Oh, it's not real. That's kinda sad, actually.
FacelessPotatoPie
It’s not fake, it’s an artist’s recreation of probable actual events. Which I proudly rate a perfect 5/7.
lethalhalfling
5/7 Brendan!
vitaminalgas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3361484/Clever-prankster-fools-thousands-people-creating-fake-Facebook-feud-moron-conservative-wit
pixarpizza
.
Nointankwah
Elonth
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US! WE WERE LIVING IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE YOU MONSTER! WE WERE GOING TO INTERNET HEAVEN! NOW WE HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE
Thoraxe123
I assure you though, people like Brendan definitely exist
mcbotulism
As do smug assholes like Robert who can't resist egging them on.
ChickDest
I didn’t know!
bongjord
wasn’t this obvious? the facebook layout hasn’t looked like that in several years and homeboy was talking about donald trump. c’mon y’all.
breakingcode
They are ALLLLLLLLLLLL FAKE. All the "Idiot conversations" "Amazing Prank" "this 7 year old said/wrote" They are ALL FUCKING FAKE.
ScarecrowSticks
Congratulations, you described Existence
breakingcode
If something like this happens in your life, yay! enjoy it (it happens). however Ppl trying to "Viralize" made up BS *should* be ostracised.
thylumberjack
I hate you for shattering my illusion. =(
zackofspades
I’m slightly relieved.
ihavenocluewhatsoever
Babaloga
I mean, it was kind of obvious, right? The setups and punchlines are too perfect for it to have happened organically.
Whirlydirly
Slasher2977
Someone lied on the internet? Preposterous.
hiddendragon
mowo1980
I'm a little sad inside.
cadburymace
You are the worst, just a notch above toby.
baconandplagues
We've all met a Brendan. It's real enough to me
SirBrendan
The fuck I do?
baconandplagues
You know what you did
RickHamell
I have three of them in my feed. :/
FiveShiftOne
It's definitely based on real people, but it's a bit like watching somebody masturbate once you know it's all staged.
baconandplagues
I mean... It doesn't feel like watching cam girls...
pfsar
Sorry, Brendan. You can try all you want but you’re not fooling me into believing that it’s fake. 5/7 for effort, though.
PedestrianElectrobastard
You can tell, because Brendan wasn't banned.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Dammit, I meant Robert.
MoodyMoose
What are the odds of that? 5/7?
THEFURRYJESUS
OJT1993
rabbiebabbie
Lol yes! I love this video so much
sophrosyte
What video?
rabbiebabbie
The one of the guy talking about how wrestling will always be real to him. Just look up "wrestling is real to me dammit" video
ScarecrowSticks
The one on the internet
ActuallyAPirate
It's not fake
Musicosity
spectralkeeper8
Has to be, if you do this for real you gonna start a witch hunt because you will be labeled insensitive, rude, evil & cold. BTDT
FrozenSTi
We need more Blood Ninja in our lives
lornabird
But it's obviously fake? Clearly, Robert made a fake account so he could look super smart, and all his friends thought Brendan was real.
OhLookNobody
NOOOOOOOOO
Brigadiergeneralnick
Fake, but likely. We've seen the idiotic posts, this is just a daydream of somebody trolling these idiots. Its satisfactory and well made.
MollyNapQueen
FUCK YOU! IT'S NOT!
z0920108
It sounds too scripted
oprahslovechild
Don't tell us that!
thebloody
My entire life has been a lie...
undead4life
Son, you need to stop being so naive. The moment you take something at face value, without scepticism; you've made yourself a sucker.
undead4life
People get on the internet, and lie; and the worst ones don't even realize they're doing it, because all they do is parrot shit they've read
Lotesen
IRS FAKE?
BillogUncle
Its fake?
ButtsMcGee86
siler7
*It's
wherearemytesticles
Mighty Python's Flying Circus
rabbiebabbie
Nobody cares
wolfshades
I believe I have some empirical evidence which adequately disproves your statement.
rabbiebabbie
Yeah I guess I'm wrong. I guess it's just me that doesn't care. You win this round wolfie
IFavoritePetsAndLadies
Oh my god shut up already Rob, I'm f*cling done with you!
TVNewsIsBadForYou
*tits
TheDarkPunisher
Stop that right now, you boobs!
ScarecrowSticks
AbyssalDarkness
*itits
onedivsbstd
Vigitits
DefinitelyNotADrugDealer
Iamenvy
https://youtu.be/YWdD206eSv0
fhatpotatou
osnabb
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Isn't that a picture of Benjamin Franklin?
3PiecesOfBread
It’s a picture of the internet.
Zach538
raknor88
Fuck it. It's real to me.
eazolan
Shut up Brendan.
rabbiebabbie
Like wraslin!
Ijustwantquiet
So obnoksious.
spootpie
It's still real to me, dammit!
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Right, we all know a Brendan or two.
TheAccursedHamster
I know at least 5 unfortunately.
LiquidFire3
Some of us are related to a Brendan or two...or three.. >_<
jnkyd
If you don’t know a Brendan, perhaps you are one.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I feel your pain.
LiquidFire3