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45 Bonus cool car
46 and another because I'm nice like that.
Cat tax!
IhatePhilCollins
Anyone else read #4 to the tune of Mr Brightside?
lawfulpotato
#8 I too want to know how to activate my genitals
JustHereToFactYouUp
kamosey
#10 Italian soccer
JustARegularOldPotato
#24
acewinning08
#43 I laughed way to hard at that
rezpawner
#8 Someone give Sweden a hug, and then stay the fuck away from Spain and Portugal.
DrSirSexyLegs
#24 he ded
idontphotoshopmichaelcerafaceonthings
#24
IchWillSchlafen
#8 GENITALS ACTIVATED, COMMENCING INTERCOURSE ROUTINE. AFFIRMATIVE.
carsandpibblesarelife
Can we make car tax a thing? Please?!
themetalstickman
#24 a wild ride. Pretty much every segment of the gif could end in “deal with it”
atoyot
#8 lofty goals in Denmark.
ImpizzahutwelcometoEvan
The reason I stopped drinking is that any one of those 4 archetypes could emerge. And Mr Hyde cost me too much over the years.
whynotsneeze
#8 didnt know starcraft was such a thing in Serbia
Brodiesan
Ah, yes, the time travelling Irish. The most dangerous of Celts.
Humanzee2
That’s how the Druids escaped the Romans, just wait until May the fourteenth this year for a big surprise.
makingthingsthatareimportant
psychofree
#8 Knowing my family, I am not surprised. Yes I am Portuguese.
HowComeDespiteTheFact
ÉDER
ohshizzlemynizzle
Explain...
SSauce
We usually hate some minorities, hate half of our neighbours, and our mother in laws. The one place I'm almost in favour of gun control.
antonPmatt
AlzaqT
#8 yes iceland i agree. How do i rock.
CallMeOldFashionedBut
A how-to guide:
ohshizzlemynizzle
I must be Icelandic. I do not rock. :c
TinySnek
#8 Sweden (I think) - Make one friend. AWWWWWWWWW
Oktofant
I'm not surprised about that, so many xenophobic people in this country.
Khrome
Activate Genitals! Go Go Turkish Rangers!
Asmor
#5 when you accidentally invite your wife and your girlfriend
SomeDetroitGuy
#2 - Most (but not all) women prefer you take your time, get them warmed up first, and then stimulate the clitoris instead of shoving your
SomeDetroitGuy
fingers into her vagina. That said, some women enjoy vaginal stimulation. Best bet - ask her what she likes.
BC2k2
Or better yet, slip your middle finger inside her and massage her g-spot while licking/sucking her clit.
riftventdweller
#12 Aussie Jingle Bells, look it up on Spotify for sauce
riftventdweller
Great song!
worrso
#8 Holy shit Portugal..
IsuckAsthis
Nobody mentioning Belarus or Italy's life skills?
psychofree
We are a strange bunch.
disinfectantrum
I was more shocked by Slovenia.
flyeaglesfly17
I was thinking Spain needs a talking to as well
scoobydoobydo
I'd say most of Europeans do, if this stuff is true. And let's all get some Swede friends.
furrychickens
Is that why Madeline McCann is still missing?
TembaWithArmsOpen
How to make a hydralisk, lol
WouldIWasShookspear
My favourite is Iceland.
AltHorrorPunk
Mine is Turkey.
ohshizzlemynizzle
Is Dwayne Johnson and Iceland the same person?
BasicallyJesus69
#8 Portugal and Spain might be able to come to a mutual agreement...
SunnySarah20
Maybe they should start with Santa Clarita Diet.
Textuality
The reason Portugal is wondering about that is because Spain keeps eyeing them hungrily.
KomodoKill
As a Spaniard, I agree
planker300
We are all fucking crazy
Macewindow
Stole my line
JudgeVegas
Step 1: Call Slovenia.
WereBetterThanYouAndWeKnowIt
You have some balls stealing my joke, them posting it an hour later on the same thread. Fun fact: I'm part Portuguese
WereBetterThanYouAndWeKnowIt
Portugal and the country where people want to die might also be able to.
ShowMeBunnies
Fun fact, it's actually impossible for Slovenians to die, but for them living is pain.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Oh but they have been trying for centuries!
NZSheeps
I think we need to build a wall along the Andes and make the Iberian Peninsula pay for it!
Bibulus
The Andes are along the western coast of South America
NZSheeps
Shit. I have no idea why I called the Pyrenees the Andes. Still, what's a couple of continents between friends.
SergiousMaximus
Good luck trying to reach an agreement with a Spaniard.
Druidichawk19
The Iberian peninsula needs to chill
DarkDraega07
ChaotikWolfi
meanwhile, Ireland is on to something, same with russia
AluminumMuffin
Not only that but Brussles is still paranoid about the germans... How do I "Tell if someone is a terrorist"
Somethingnotveryoriginal
How do I activate my genitals?
ImpizzahutwelcometoEvan
You need at least 200 volts
Lesurous
Well first you have to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
Somethingnotveryoriginal
YES! I think I love you.
GarthOneeye
knock knock, who's there? its me. wondering why you're not naked
3cats2kids
I believe the activation phrase is "E-nay-chok"
Macewindow
Underrated comment.
by5andy2000
Is that Klingon?
3cats2kids
I misspelled it. From the comics character Apache Chief...https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_Chief
DingoDingus
#24
Froteeterino
A good time that's what
DahPrincess
When you order an Uber and it's 5 min away
Retromorphic
That us a champion.
krapmyself
It's the iwannagetfuckedupbutnotspendallnightdoingit.
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
Breakfast of the champions what it is
Ch3mis7
It's how you sober up on Monday after a weekend of day drinking.
GrandMasterSassAndTheFuriousFive
i know i freaked out the first time i saw one too but apparently they're called asians and there are like 15 different kinds
LickLickLickMyBalls2
The most terminally chill man in that hemisphere
PatrickRob82
A cured hangover
Meyhna
All that just to eat an egg
irritatedhedgehog
Right? These new Pinterest fancy ramen recipes are getting out of hand
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
do you even get fucked up bro?
newsguycraigevans
Me preparing for work on an average Monday morning
adam1111
China.
Raecracy123abc
The only thing that phased him was the soda opening.
WereBetterThanYouAndWeKnowIt
A badass.
eastend666
Wannabe
QQforU
I was listening to the danger zone while watching this. It was fucking incredible.
Mxlespxles
Falos
So was he
Elroydb
For what it's worth only 100 proof+ alcohol will burn
Fuzzysteve
Definition of proof: if you can wet gunpowder with it, and it still ignites, you've proved it. :D (It's temperature dependent.)
oDamo
There was a thing in Ireland called neck nominations. Basically you put various types of alcohol, drugs, fuel and household ingredients 1
oDamo
2. Into a pint glass, drink it and post it to facebook calling out friends etc. It led to a death or two. Many of our schools had emergency
oDamo
3. Assemblies to counter it. Kinda fucked up
highfidelityfood
Please god someone find out what all goes into that. I want to do it. If anyone gets the list I'll make a video of me doing it and post it.
usingseinfeldreferencestoavoidactualconversation
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Trentski
I think, just by looking at the complexity of the maneuver, that it’s more than just “getting the list” but I support you in your quest! .
Hector0129
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tankytaurus
Dot
DeepFriedMemesExclusively
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FatStarlord
I gotchu, fam. Its 1 bottle light beer, one cup light beer, one glass lemon/lime soda (that's the blue stuff), one glass sambuca, one egg /1
CHEESEBAG
And a tiny bit of Pepsi
ishotjfktwice
All that sugar is just awful for you
FatStarlord
If you actually do this, message me. I'll do an Irish equivalent with local booze and soda, and post it.
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
FatStarlord
Except I won't smoke while doing it. Took me too long to give that shit up.
Mxlespxles
Good on you, mate
SaintCody
Please make this happen, both of you, i am so ready
MouthSpiders
Gonna . this shit so I can see when it goes down
highfidelityfood
Fuck yeah man. I unfortunately haven't broken it yet