JarJarDrinks
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Nov 23, 2017 2:36 AM
JarJarDrinks
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MomWithHiddenTats
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
The proper reply to that line is "Oh, we must have worked together before. Sex with you must be a bit boring though. I hardly remember you."
baker5258
I tell them that and if they say that isn’t it I follow it up with “I volunteer at the VD clinic. Have you been in to be checked for STD’s?”
katanatripsis
Nah, you need to make it more awkward. Like, “I do gay furry porn.” Get creative.
AgainQuestionmark
Isn't this from Friends?
sspringfelder
An end to one conversation, and the beginning of some really awkward questions.
optimusgoose
Phoebe Buffay?
Sovient
SonrisaFlores
This seems strange to me. When I watch porn, they could have no faces and I wouldn't notice.
olliehopnoodle
That's funny I might try that.
triplikewedo
I have total strangers look at me, smile and say hi as though they know me. Men and women. I wish I knew who I resemble.
highexpectations
Im gonna have to try this
superpaul79
I can't really get mad at you, because you posted this and I didnt, but I've been doing this for at least a decade. Down votes are expected.
tastysauce37
I always say "You must watch a lot of gay amateur porn... I had to quit...it was a real pain in the ass"
Eaglemk4
Jim Norton "I think I gave you a blowjob maybe it was your dad you look alike does this look familiar?"
confessionsofacataholic
ThatsWhatSheSed
But do you?
Flyndaran
So you finally fully transitioned? Awesome.
AdmiralBabyHands90
This could go either way but I am here for it ????
TheNamesGames5
ALightSwitch20
What do you mean "end a conversation"? If anything I would have more questions!!
JohnyCarlos
The end of a conversation, the beginning of a foreplay.
ISayIdontLikeSandWhenISeeSand
i think I'll use this
FloppyFingers
I am going to use this.
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
I did this and the customer I was fitting a shower for got defensive and I had to apologise or cop shit from my boss
wolfsonne
Make up some really fun titles. The weirdest sh.t you can think of. Please report back!
NZSheeps
You don't need to censor 'sh*t' on Imgur.
FloppyFingers
That is brilliant because it will be something weird "Oh so you know my work then!!"
TheRealDurdan
What if they don’t watch porn?
IchiNiisan
good one!
Rifneno
Then it's a liar talking to a liar.
Iwouldratherbeinbedwiththedog
good question!
DoctorPitt
I know all these words but it's like they're arranged in a way that doesn't make sense.
TheRealDurdan
Had me thinking I goofed my sentence structure
JayPumpkinCat
I have a porn double. Granted he's in much better physical shape than me, but we look alike just the same.
koops
Aka the stunt cock?
joedeornelas
You can't say things like that without saying who it is. Unless it's Ron Jeremy. Then I'm good.
SoDamEvil
Ron Jeremy??
BlueSpaceLizard
Apparently I have a double in 'Sex Trek', the Star Trek porn parody...
Arbaks
Am I the only one who read "just the shame" and burst Ed out laughing?
ienjoythings
Ted mosby ?
TimTamSlam128
Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect
Dickpicsplznthnx
Can we get a name
FluffyKittyGuy
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JayPumpkinCat
Jmac from Reality Kings, now if you'll excuse me while I clear my browsing history...
Dickpicsplznthnx
Username checks out
BeerFueledAdventurer
Oh, so *you're* Goatse??
Thefordmechanic
Goatse? What's that? I'll just Google it on my work computer. Brb
saintedward
Wait no
bogus1983
LadyMoto
Ha! It would be funnier if they hadn't seen goatse and then you had to awkwardly explain
NZSheeps
Just demonstrate.
Lucidalabbra
Yeah that happened to me. Like 3 weeks ago. I had no idea and now I wish I could go back!
doppelfisch
I highly recommend meatspin and the hammer
Lucidalabbra
Oh they taught me what meatspin is too. Oh and red rope. Why internet WHY!!!!??
LadyMoto
Don't worry you will remember this at 2am for many weeks to come
doppelfisch
Correction: the pounder, not the hammer.
LobsterBandito
Just don’t look up lemon party, blue waffle, or special fried rice. Do not search for them with safe search off. Just don’t. (Please do!)