Chimpanzee guides lady to a hole for a sip of Mountain Dew

Nov 24, 2020 2:09 AM

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That monkey gonna lose his teeth.

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chimpanzee starts 360 no scoping kids on mw

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conservatives don't approve this

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Clever girl

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Caged monkeys hopped up on Mountain Dew....sounds like a trump rally

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put... Put your dick in it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now he can pee green urine into his own mouth!

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Chimp knows the acid in the Mountain Dew will eventually dissolve the bars of his enclosure.

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Computer says Nooo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Someone’s not concerned with their yellow 5 intake. They’ll never have kids now

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey whacha got there? Oh really? C'mere, let me holla at you. Check this hole out"

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Mountain Don't.

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"Ha! What a stupid animal!" -Chimpanzee

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

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Chimpanzees shouldn't drink Mountain Dew, excually neither should humans...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

actually?

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Man i feel so sorry for These poor animals...

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I don't ,ENTERTAIN ME YOU BEAST!

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The only way I can be ok with it is if I think of them as saving their wild relatives by creating compassion in people.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

The only place I can think of in the UK is Monkey World where they are all rescues and I'm ok with that. But it's so tragic we have too.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Exactly, so intelligent, it must be hell for them in captivity

5 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Jail*

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

god they are so smart, we need to nip that in the butt before planet of apes happens

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Nuke the gorillas

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"gotta nuke something"

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*bud

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ive been doing it wrong all these years

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No. It is too late. We have already begun the butt nipping

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Don't do that

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It's called MOUNTAIN DEW, it's probably natural for them...

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Thats what his momma said to the kidnappers.

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I want chimps hopped up on The Dew

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like don't dew that

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But dey done did dew dat. ?1

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Yeah, espresso is way better for them, less sugar.

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*150 decibel berserk caffeinated chimpanzee SFX*

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You are not ur best self that night.

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Youre also not meant to give pets a lot of foods but a tiny sip extremely rarely won't do shit.

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He knows to point at the noms and direct them to the opening. I doubt this happens "extremely rarely" tho

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Thats true. Its only bad if everybody thinks 'its just a little' cose then it adds up ofc

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Mountain Don't.

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that's how you get gamer chimps. Next they'll want doritos

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You're right. The ape should know that too.

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?1

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Aahhh man I was going to post something like this and got distracted

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Supposedly if the other chimps see that you didn’t share with them, they’ll try their damnedest to fuck you up

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You watch Joe Rogan too?

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Too late, he already has an obsession with swords and calling the others in the pack "simps"

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He's gonna be teleporting behind them and saying "Ooka eeepeep, ook"

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We meet again

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I'm sorry, he's eternally stuck in a fucking jail cell, If I want to give him a shot of tequila you can fuck right off.

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Lol, so righteous

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So just so you can boost your ego and feel like you are a good care-giver, you are willing to hurt an animal even more. Good for you!

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Oh no, a sip of Mt. Dew?! STOP!!! YoU'rE hUrTiNg HiM!!!

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It's not about the drink itself but the trained behavior.

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Many animals will purposefully eat fermented fruit to get drunk??‍♀️

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Many humans will purposefully kill themselves. Better give free guns to all of them because that's helping them, right?

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Animals getting drunk on fermented fruits & berries has been happening for millions of years. Too much or too often and Darwin steps in.

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No, so he can brighten the day of an intelligent caged distant cousin ape who likes fucken Mtn Dew like us but doesnt have a vending machine

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Yeah, what I said: to feed your ego, you pretend like you are helping animals while actually harming them.

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And animals want to eat stuff that's bad for them all the time; my dog would eat shit and my cat would eat poisonous plants if I let them.

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And before "but apes are smarter" they'll still eat something they're not supposed to, endangering their own wellbeing. Some zoos act as >

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

None of y'all know how Zoos work. Proper zoos will provide enrichment of all sorts to their animals, they don't need mt. Dew.

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I don't *NEED* a beer of fridays, but i sure as hell thank it. And idgaf about the zoo; the little guy is jailed and MtnDew makes his day.

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Mountain Dew is one of the highest caffeinated drinks, plus a ton of sugar. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

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Nothing.

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It's slightly more caffeinated than most sodas, but not even close to the most caffeinated drink, not even as much as a cup of coffee.

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Apples to oranges a little? I mean, I can see a chimp drinking soda. Hot coffee? ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Wat? he said mountain dew was one of the most caffeinated drinks. it's not

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Go to Zoos? Keep animals in Cafés? Drink mointain dew? What is it?

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Guide ladies to holes.

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This is a disaster. I love it.

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Cages but i'll keep IT that way...mainly because i cant edit it...

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No, no, you had a point

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you aren't going to acknowledge mointain?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No!

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