Nov 24, 2020 2:09 AM
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Lightsmith
That monkey gonna lose his teeth.
mintynuggets
chimpanzee starts 360 no scoping kids on mw
chichiFregiLover
conservatives don't approve this
Adfri
Clever girl
CgnCalling
Caged monkeys hopped up on Mountain Dew....sounds like a trump rally
Rogermooreseyebrow
Put... Put your dick in it
llcoolj
Now he can pee green urine into his own mouth!
LordCommanderTomSnow
Chimp knows the acid in the Mountain Dew will eventually dissolve the bars of his enclosure.
PrettyyyPrettyyPrettyGood
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Computer says Nooo
ssweenCreator
v
roadwarriorismyname
Someone’s not concerned with their yellow 5 intake. They’ll never have kids now
Priceman5
"Hey whacha got there? Oh really? C'mere, let me holla at you. Check this hole out"
MangoLassi
theguywiththevoice
Mountain Don't.
CosplayComet
"Ha! What a stupid animal!" -Chimpanzee
drdavessardogs
Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
saltyapplejuice
https://media1.tenor.com/images/93d86db20a2e07bec7f8f9dbd507a841/tenor.gif?itemid=8113710
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Bartshitcrazy
Chimpanzees shouldn't drink Mountain Dew, excually neither should humans...
MenloPart
actually?
gpixelVillain
Man i feel so sorry for These poor animals...
DancingHomer
I don't ,ENTERTAIN ME YOU BEAST!
SDgoldilocks
The only way I can be ok with it is if I think of them as saving their wild relatives by creating compassion in people.
nickasaurusrex83
The only place I can think of in the UK is Monkey World where they are all rescues and I'm ok with that. But it's so tragic we have too.
alexscorpio13
Exactly, so intelligent, it must be hell for them in captivity
RednapxpandeR
Jail*
darkklad2000
god they are so smart, we need to nip that in the butt before planet of apes happens
GrifCreeper
Nuke the gorillas
"gotta nuke something"
DonKeydic
*bud
ive been doing it wrong all these years
iluvdis
No. It is too late. We have already begun the butt nipping
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
Yeah. Don't do that
42underscores
It's called MOUNTAIN DEW, it's probably natural for them...
aplethoraofnaps
Thats what his momma said to the kidnappers.
TedBuckley
I want chimps hopped up on The Dew
Narangee
More like don't dew that
But dey done did dew dat. ?1
richiezilla5350
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Yeah, espresso is way better for them, less sugar.
circlebreaker
*150 decibel berserk caffeinated chimpanzee SFX*
SociallyAwkwardPenguins
You are not ur best self that night.
ninjawhoo
Youre also not meant to give pets a lot of foods but a tiny sip extremely rarely won't do shit.
He knows to point at the noms and direct them to the opening. I doubt this happens "extremely rarely" tho
Thats true. Its only bad if everybody thinks 'its just a little' cose then it adds up ofc
Kitakita
that's how you get gamer chimps. Next they'll want doritos
thatauzzieguy
You're right. The ape should know that too.
EmporerDragon
?1
kojenk
Aahhh man I was going to post something like this and got distracted
DigBick4D4
Supposedly if the other chimps see that you didn’t share with them, they’ll try their damnedest to fuck you up
Madomasi
You watch Joe Rogan too?
StylesRockman
Too late, he already has an obsession with swords and calling the others in the pack "simps"
whitefoxkei
He's gonna be teleporting behind them and saying "Ooka eeepeep, ook"
We meet again
ThighHighsSaveLives
I'm sorry, he's eternally stuck in a fucking jail cell, If I want to give him a shot of tequila you can fuck right off.
Static147
Lol, so righteous
Wurstinator
So just so you can boost your ego and feel like you are a good care-giver, you are willing to hurt an animal even more. Good for you!
Radtastical
Oh no, a sip of Mt. Dew?! STOP!!! YoU'rE hUrTiNg HiM!!!
It's not about the drink itself but the trained behavior.
CarmenCage
Many animals will purposefully eat fermented fruit to get drunk??♀️
Many humans will purposefully kill themselves. Better give free guns to all of them because that's helping them, right?
EleganceIsDead
Animals getting drunk on fermented fruits & berries has been happening for millions of years. Too much or too often and Darwin steps in.
wooooz
No, so he can brighten the day of an intelligent caged distant cousin ape who likes fucken Mtn Dew like us but doesnt have a vending machine
Yeah, what I said: to feed your ego, you pretend like you are helping animals while actually harming them.
BabyBumbleBee3
And animals want to eat stuff that's bad for them all the time; my dog would eat shit and my cat would eat poisonous plants if I let them.
And before "but apes are smarter" they'll still eat something they're not supposed to, endangering their own wellbeing. Some zoos act as >
None of y'all know how Zoos work. Proper zoos will provide enrichment of all sorts to their animals, they don't need mt. Dew.
I don't *NEED* a beer of fridays, but i sure as hell thank it. And idgaf about the zoo; the little guy is jailed and MtnDew makes his day.
guiltyalias
Mountain Dew is one of the highest caffeinated drinks, plus a ton of sugar. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
TheBentPianist
Nothing.
PoppinLochNessHopster
It's slightly more caffeinated than most sodas, but not even close to the most caffeinated drink, not even as much as a cup of coffee.
Apples to oranges a little? I mean, I can see a chimp drinking soda. Hot coffee? ?
Wat? he said mountain dew was one of the most caffeinated drinks. it's not
Go to Zoos? Keep animals in Cafés? Drink mointain dew? What is it?
astrangehop
Guide ladies to holes.
missmerk
This is a disaster. I love it.
Cages but i'll keep IT that way...mainly because i cant edit it...
michealangleo
No, no, you had a point
NapAllDayPartyNever
you aren't going to acknowledge mointain?
No!
Lightsmith
That monkey gonna lose his teeth.
mintynuggets
chimpanzee starts 360 no scoping kids on mw
chichiFregiLover
conservatives don't approve this
Adfri
Clever girl
CgnCalling
Caged monkeys hopped up on Mountain Dew....sounds like a trump rally
Rogermooreseyebrow
Put... Put your dick in it
llcoolj
Now he can pee green urine into his own mouth!
LordCommanderTomSnow
Chimp knows the acid in the Mountain Dew will eventually dissolve the bars of his enclosure.
PrettyyyPrettyyPrettyGood
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Computer says Nooo
ssweenCreator
roadwarriorismyname
Someone’s not concerned with their yellow 5 intake. They’ll never have kids now
Priceman5
"Hey whacha got there? Oh really? C'mere, let me holla at you. Check this hole out"
MangoLassi
theguywiththevoice
Mountain Don't.
CosplayComet
"Ha! What a stupid animal!" -Chimpanzee
drdavessardogs
Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
saltyapplejuice
https://media1.tenor.com/images/93d86db20a2e07bec7f8f9dbd507a841/tenor.gif?itemid=8113710
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Bartshitcrazy
Chimpanzees shouldn't drink Mountain Dew, excually neither should humans...
MenloPart
actually?
gpixelVillain
Man i feel so sorry for These poor animals...
DancingHomer
I don't ,ENTERTAIN ME YOU BEAST!
SDgoldilocks
The only way I can be ok with it is if I think of them as saving their wild relatives by creating compassion in people.
nickasaurusrex83
The only place I can think of in the UK is Monkey World where they are all rescues and I'm ok with that. But it's so tragic we have too.
alexscorpio13
Exactly, so intelligent, it must be hell for them in captivity
RednapxpandeR
Jail*
darkklad2000
god they are so smart, we need to nip that in the butt before planet of apes happens
GrifCreeper
Nuke the gorillas
darkklad2000
"gotta nuke something"
MangoLassi
DonKeydic
*bud
darkklad2000
ive been doing it wrong all these years
iluvdis
No. It is too late. We have already begun the butt nipping
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
Yeah. Don't do that
42underscores
It's called MOUNTAIN DEW, it's probably natural for them...
aplethoraofnaps
Thats what his momma said to the kidnappers.
TedBuckley
I want chimps hopped up on The Dew
Narangee
More like don't dew that
CgnCalling
But dey done did dew dat.
?1
richiezilla5350
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Yeah, espresso is way better for them, less sugar.
circlebreaker
*150 decibel berserk caffeinated chimpanzee SFX*
SociallyAwkwardPenguins
You are not ur best self that night.
ninjawhoo
Youre also not meant to give pets a lot of foods but a tiny sip extremely rarely won't do shit.
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
He knows to point at the noms and direct them to the opening. I doubt this happens "extremely rarely" tho
ninjawhoo
Thats true. Its only bad if everybody thinks 'its just a little' cose then it adds up ofc
theguywiththevoice
Mountain Don't.
Kitakita
that's how you get gamer chimps. Next they'll want doritos
thatauzzieguy
You're right. The ape should know that too.
EmporerDragon
kojenk
Aahhh man I was going to post something like this and got distracted
MangoLassi
DigBick4D4
Supposedly if the other chimps see that you didn’t share with them, they’ll try their damnedest to fuck you up
Madomasi
You watch Joe Rogan too?
DigBick4D4
StylesRockman
Too late, he already has an obsession with swords and calling the others in the pack "simps"
whitefoxkei
He's gonna be teleporting behind them and saying "Ooka eeepeep, ook"
MangoLassi
We meet again
ThighHighsSaveLives
I'm sorry, he's eternally stuck in a fucking jail cell, If I want to give him a shot of tequila you can fuck right off.
Static147
Lol, so righteous
Wurstinator
So just so you can boost your ego and feel like you are a good care-giver, you are willing to hurt an animal even more. Good for you!
Radtastical
Oh no, a sip of Mt. Dew?! STOP!!! YoU'rE hUrTiNg HiM!!!
Wurstinator
It's not about the drink itself but the trained behavior.
CarmenCage
Many animals will purposefully eat fermented fruit to get drunk??♀️
Wurstinator
Many humans will purposefully kill themselves. Better give free guns to all of them because that's helping them, right?
EleganceIsDead
Animals getting drunk on fermented fruits & berries has been happening for millions of years. Too much or too often and Darwin steps in.
wooooz
No, so he can brighten the day of an intelligent caged distant cousin ape who likes fucken Mtn Dew like us but doesnt have a vending machine
Wurstinator
Yeah, what I said: to feed your ego, you pretend like you are helping animals while actually harming them.
BabyBumbleBee3
And animals want to eat stuff that's bad for them all the time; my dog would eat shit and my cat would eat poisonous plants if I let them.
BabyBumbleBee3
And before "but apes are smarter" they'll still eat something they're not supposed to, endangering their own wellbeing. Some zoos act as >
BabyBumbleBee3
None of y'all know how Zoos work. Proper zoos will provide enrichment of all sorts to their animals, they don't need mt. Dew.
wooooz
I don't *NEED* a beer of fridays, but i sure as hell thank it. And idgaf about the zoo; the little guy is jailed and MtnDew makes his day.
guiltyalias
Mountain Dew is one of the highest caffeinated drinks, plus a ton of sugar. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
TheBentPianist
Nothing.
PoppinLochNessHopster
It's slightly more caffeinated than most sodas, but not even close to the most caffeinated drink, not even as much as a cup of coffee.
guiltyalias
Apples to oranges a little? I mean, I can see a chimp drinking soda. Hot coffee? ?
PoppinLochNessHopster
Wat? he said mountain dew was one of the most caffeinated drinks. it's not
gpixelVillain
Go to Zoos? Keep animals in Cafés? Drink mointain dew? What is it?
astrangehop
Guide ladies to holes.
missmerk
This is a disaster. I love it.
gpixelVillain
Cages but i'll keep IT that way...mainly because i cant edit it...
michealangleo
No, no, you had a point
NapAllDayPartyNever
you aren't going to acknowledge mointain?
gpixelVillain
No!