Dark humor

Mar 30, 2021 10:27 PM

TheRealR0tb3rt

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Tell me this without telling me that....the new hold my beer ....

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Plot twist: the urn is empty. It's only kept as a warning.

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I was going to say that was her previous boyfriend who cheated on her.

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She looks emotionally destroyed

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Fucking hell, who doesn't at this point.

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(I hope)

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Her reaction emotionally destroyed me.

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She squints her eyes like she’s holding back tears at the end.

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Throughout the whole thing too. Poor woman. I hope she finds some peace and happiness.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She's a comedian. She's trying not to laugh

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I saw this movie in the theater.

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A full 12 inch kielbasa!!

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That’s reason there for ya

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Bababooey!

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The fact that her throat bulges out means she wasn't doing the fake-eating camera angle trick x.o

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

the lips move, I kinda wanted to think she was 'faking it'

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He won’t. At least, not again.

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Aaron earned an iron urn

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I love Baltimore

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Fuck Aaron.

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Yeah, dummy!

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@Aaron

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Urun urned an uron urn

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arrrn arrn an arnn arnnnnnnn!!!!

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Erin earned an iron urn

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Obligatory Iunderstoodthatreferance.gif

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Oh god

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Damn that's a deep voice

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Definitely getting Theranos vibes from that.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Elizabeth Holmes

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Yeah, but the Avengers beat him so its all good now

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I'll bet her bf would have loved that joke

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Til he cheated and he required a premature urn.

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Yep. Often people who are willing to make jokes like this dated someone who would have appreciated jokes like this.

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I guess he urned her trust....Thank you, Ill see myself out...

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Just like you urned this up vote, nice.

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Wonder if his name was Aaron. That's not iron though

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Your name seems very appropriate.

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Jarring

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Man you jus urned your way into hell with that comment lol

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v

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Man, you’re really urning those internet points tonight!

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I also choose that dead guys girlfriend.

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Then she will have two urns.

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Oh... He DED

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Me: it’s really hard for a man that doesn’t exist to cheat on me

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Aww, the pain in her face tears me apart at the end there. She tried to do the joke but it hurt D:

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She kidnapped his grandma!?

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Dark

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She really urned that laugh

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well done

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I guess he was cooked to well done, wasn't he. I'm sorry. That was dark as hell.

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So did you, friend. So did you!

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Only one pair of dry eyes in that house

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Especially with that ashen look.

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Gonna call you Aaron, as you earned this upvote.

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https://youtu.be/QKlv4pZe-zo SNL Leave me alurn!

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This comment made me watch again because I thought she was going to lift the lid up and give a laugh

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Get out.

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Bam

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Ashes to ashes and lust to lust

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You gotta be some kind of fucked up to laugh at this!

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This lol v

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I legit full laughed.

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godDAMN

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Fuck! 2 years later and that was still horrible!

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You’re gonna leave us all in the dust if you keep burnin up all the good ones like that. You really creme’d us

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He did a 'tad' more than just creme us. He put the 'atd' into creme and cremated us! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

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Ha!

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Okay satan

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that one took me a second

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I’m ashamed that I had to watch three loops... :/

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So she's single??

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I grieve in this way too. I arranged for my dads ashes to arrive 15 minutes after the funeral started bc he was always late to everything.

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once cracked myself up by imagining a camera revealing parents cheering at a football game, and revealed in my mom's place was her headstone

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explained to friends asking why I was laughing.. They looked HORRIFIED.

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That's an awesome way to celebrate his memory- I might do that for my mom cause she's the same way lol

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I absolutely love this

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At my daughter’s funeral, we had three people randomly shooting fart guns because she thought farts were so funny.

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My brother is 10-15 late to everything. My sister... if she's an hour late we call it on time for her.

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If my wife goes first, we will sit at every traffic light because that woman couldn’t catch a green if her life depended on it.

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I suffer the same affliction as your wife.

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That's probably why she kicked the bucket.

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Reminds me of the Midsommer movie

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Bu but, [spoiler alert] he did cheat on her... probably not in a concious way but, things happened

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If ur being held against ur will and drugged and forced/manipulated into some sex ritual, how is that cheating?

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rape isn't cheating. this is a fact. If it's not consensual, that's rape.

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Kind of a side note rant, the rest of the original video (and most respnses) show guys playing video games, or painting miniatures, or ....

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partaking in a hobby they enjoy that others might consider "nerdy" or "pathetic" and then the girls look at the camera like....

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"See what I mean?" And it's like, okay good job for roasting your own bf? Like you're saying because he likes polemon no woman would...

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I think this one wins the game of roasting her own bf, tbh.

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Take your +1 you dark hearted genius

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Want him so he has to stay with you because he can't do any better? Well you clearly wanna fuck him so what does that prove? And liking...

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Video games or MTG or collecting baseball cards doesn't mean you won't cheat. I just don't get the point of being a dick like this?

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When guys are dicks, they're douchebags. When chicks are dicks that's ok. Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay.

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Maybe I need to calm down but for some reason it pissed me off that these guys were shown doing something they love with the...

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Jesus... that look when she touched the urn at the end... wow

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Poor girl.

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I know that look. Damn

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+1 ... I felt her pain, and was left speechless also. Man. As long as we can feel empathy there is still hope for us.

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Yeah, that makes all of this too real, but good on her to start the healing

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I mean... How many gfs have huge urns of their dead bf? It usually goes to the direct family. Also she's a comedian.

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Never ceases to amaze me how easily people will believe something, when it deals with a sad topic.

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Damn. Been there, buried my GF/fiance 20 years ago. That look still cuts deep.

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I'm so very sorry for your loss

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Jesus Christ, that almost made me cry. I hope she's doing well.

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She's trying not to laugh - she's a comedian

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Sauce? I'm not disbelieving just couldn't find it myself

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I lost my wife last month. I know that wince. My heart broke for her when I saw that.

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I lost my GF 15 long years ago. I still get that wince sometimes. Shit like this gets to me, every time.

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That really sucks, my brother

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Yeah. It's like a piece of yourself is gone. And everything just feels wrong. The lack of her weight on the mattress, the opening your >

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mouth to yell down the hall "hey, babe. What do you want for dinner" and stopping yourself as it dawns on you. But, it was cancer. We had >

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several years to see it coming and plan for it & even begin the grieving process before it came in some ways. Still, nothing prepares you.

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I know that look. I wasn't allowed to take home his ashes, but I kept his sweater. It long-ago lost his scent, but I still have it.

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Wore it to my first day at the lab, just so he could share this triumph w/ me. I like to think he would have been proud of how far I've come

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He would. I mean, I'm a total stranger and I'm proud of you, so of course he'd be proud.

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Stay strong. Im (Random imgurian) is rooting for you! Im sure he's very proud of you!

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That upset me to... I hope that was fake...

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If it was fake, she is one hell of an actress. That was a real wince of pain and sorrow. And it was a beautiful thing.

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did you reply to your self?

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He's also his own grandfather

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Don't you?

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Cos I don't!

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Now you get to play a game of are they high or did they forget to switch accounts?

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I'm voting "high"

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Holy shit they did

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I've... I've never seen that before. Ima do it!

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Yeah me too!

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She is a comedian, it is fake. From memory its her grandfathers urn.

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i choose to believe you

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Sweet home alabama!

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If so that humor seems... odd. That look was a weird thing if that was supposed to be humor.

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It might be that she was... acting?

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Aw man, so sad that her boyfriend/grandpa died. So tragic.

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Uncle grandpa

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that show was so methed up

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Step-grandpa.

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"What are you doing?"

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She calls him granddaddy in bed

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Did she kill him? Like- fuck him to death? Yikes.

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He left when she came?

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Called*

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I wish I hadn’t read that but take an upvote

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When your willing to traumatize yourself for a joke

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Humor helps move emotional trauma from the limbic system to the frontal cortex... from emotion to acceptance.

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Her boyfriend probably thought that the joke was hot as fuck.

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I do this all the time. I make a real dark joke about a recent personal tragedy, but then like this person, it hits too hard and I cry. Lol?

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I feel this is also a sort of call for help, somehow

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*you're

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It’s not trauma. She’s trying to heal the trauma with laughter

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Sometimes in the chaos of grief, you'll do whatever you can to make everyone else feel better to feel like you can control Something.

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As a widow, I assure you she was traumatized before and the joke is a nice escape.

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Pretty sure she's already traumatized dude

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If youre not laughing, youre crying...

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In all seriousness, theres a whole field of study on how making dark jokes helps your brain process and move on from trauma

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Comedy is born from suffering.

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Story of my life

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Right? She straight up killed him ?

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Maybe she knew he'd find it funny

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It helps though

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That's my kink

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This is basically all of stand up comedy. Source: I do stand up comedy.

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Do you get paid or do you do open mic nights or both?

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I've never understood comedy & bf loves it, I see the pain behind the jokes and simply can't laugh, it breaks me inside.

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I guess it depends on the person - I work in the ED and dark humor is what keeps us from insanity most days.

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Grief makes you not give a fuck about what folks think of your grief humor, though.

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Only seems fair that the joke belongs to you.

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Can confirm. Wife died recently and I've made several truly VERY dark jokes about it. And seen some people wince and all I could think was>

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"she would have laughed at that" and no one else's opinions on if I went too far or not mattered.

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Im so sorry. It was hard to lose my mom, but seeing my father inconsolable and broken had me so upset and angry at the universe.

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I hope you can find peace, friend. How recent was it may I ask?

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That's 100% true. I've lost 7 loved ones in the last year or so, my field of fucks lyeth bare. Whatever gets me through the day.

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Is that really her BF, if she's some celeb sorry dont know her/story, but most likely fake why would GF have remains and not family, made up

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I mean sometimes loved ones split ashes so multiple people can have some if they want.

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You can put it in your will how you want your remains/ things distributed. Probably long time partners, probably no family, etc...

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Can confirm. Moms dead. When people use ‘ur mom’ I drop that line. I laugh at it now, but everyone else just gets all awkward, jeez....

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Groce Andy

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"I mean, hey...if necrophilia's your thing..."

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Lol thanks I’m adding that to my responses now

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I've also gotten some small mileage out of "I didn't know you had a thing for ashes..."

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100% have used that line before. Gets awkward REAL fast. Cheers to those who've lost their mothers ?. Im sure they're proud of you

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I like saying it completely deadpan. Their reactions are hilarious.

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