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For my cake day I present you the first thing I ever favorited!
DontLookAtMePenis
My fave line was asking"how many oranges do you think you could eat with a gun to your head and someone screaming EAT THE FUCKING ORANGES"
BradSchnad69
You suck Jared
jbilly90
Ya kw i really hope people know that this garbage doesnt work
Mikeiller
I feel like I should be apologizing just for being the same gender after all this.
Victoron
Can you spell "Me"?
tbkelley1498
lmao, the 2 girls who let him smash
deathbymonkeys
These really anger me as well as delight me
coreyjayb
Lemme smash
InstructionsNotClear
Pls
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
the "damn nigga" one got me lollin
WinterGrasp
This is somewhat pathetic
ConEk
Hahaha
Hunttttre
TF2 Spy: "Hey I got a bucket a chicken you wanna do it?" Slut: "Eh, alright."
donaldmctrevor
The numbers he got with those lines? That guy must be either seriously good looking or packing a 12 incher
diobrandodidnothingwrong
I'm thinking fake photo to do 'pranks' like this
PoisonArrow
I'd say good looking. Doubt he's got his dick out on his profile. Seems he'll only do that over snapchat
violetbob
And we wonder why women feel harassed all the time...
SmoothberryBluethie
Badnewzbearz
I enjoy these Vegas ones. Locals represent haha
xQueefLatifah
Pls
SirDistic
Guys, literally say whatever you want. It works better than some generic response or cut/paste one.
coolwaterNJ
I always wondered if it was the same dude.
longline
as a kiwi this makes me LOL so hard... come see what girls in New Zealand are like... even just saying 'good morning' is considered rude
etab123
Can't believe it actually works... Damn... Must be nice...
shamanyouranus
Is Tinder even real?
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
How can Tinder be real if your phone is not real?
ConorDoesAThing
I too eat ass.
PoisonArrow
Apparently that's good enough to get a girls number. Should put that in your bio and see what happens
newyorknyc
Sup.
ConorDoesAThing
reywind
Hey
ConorDoesAThing
reywind
ConorDoesAThing
reywind
parduz
As a 46 y.o., married 22 years ago, who had to sort out a date way before internet, can i ask if these things are real?
BhawbTheMagnificent
Even if they aren't, similar are. Tinder makes it easy to find people who want what you do (sex) so no need for all the bar-pickup bullshit.
Withcharitytowardnone
I also need to know.
bendoverandbraceyourself
They are. I'm pretty sure many of them came from BB Misc
EsaBlanquitaTieneTumbao
As a woman who has tried online dating....yes they most likely are. I've had some awful comments before.
Varenvel
I seen much worse but yeah :o
Tyrannotron
#1 sounds like a good way to get beaten with jumper cables.
mrkillz4c00kiez
I prefer with toaster personally
xMonkeyyboyy
IndependentHampster
jennyb82
Warpman
Ecspecially when your just walking out of your bed room and your dad's waiting with them.
ionlyhaveonetesticle
My friend keep seeing that reference somewhere.... Help my dumb ass friend out?
axelfive
Rogersimon10. A redditor who tells long, engrossing stories that inevitably end with his father beating him with jumper cables.
SuperSmashBrosUltimate
Vaellyth
And this is why I love imgur.
Gegenschein
Some people are really into that sort of thing
pookieeatworld
Some people were also forced into it by their father...
WallpaperProblems
Your mom is so I've heard
Quarantane
Nah, that's his dad's thing
SavageMaiden
702 is the area code of Las Vegas. Are you in Vegas? Let's smash it tonight.
TedTheMan
You get around.
ConorDoesAThing
Shame I'm not in Vegas because you I already like
SavageMaiden
ConorDoesAThing
I stand by my claim
SavageMaiden
You would have a 2nd opportunity with my by coming to Vegas. The capital of second chances.
ConorDoesAThing
Bit of a trip for me, tragically.
ManicDepressiveMuffin
If this is all the same dude, he's my hero now.
OPmakesOC
Well, it's all the same carrier, so maybe?
pommygranite
The area code and HS are both in Vegas soooooo... maybe
TurtIeproof
Does he get to smash?
ManicDepressiveMuffin
From the looks of ttings, I don't have the right diddly bits for him.
TurtIeproof
Time to expand your horizons... possibly one of your orifices.
ManicDepressiveMuffin
Ah, no.
TurtIeproof
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/yesjacknicholson.gif
Sesaxton
This is why I stopped using apps to meet guys.
freezingpilot
Ok, I have to ask, how? I find myself too busy to go out most of the time, and I don't date people from work. Online seems like the option?
magundi
Online is fine but these conversations lack class, intelligence and wit. Just looks like easy STDs. No thank you.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I've tried Tinder with zero success. You figure out a good alternative, let me know.
Sesaxton
Yeah that is the common problem. finding a quality guy on those apps in like a needle in a hay stack. When you can go to more social events.
louisbafloozy
Right! And the same guys that whine "girls don't like nice guys," upvoted this crap...
Sesaxton
Yup so frustrating!
BolenArrow
I met my gf on a fetish dating site. Boom waddup.
SENTIONAUTS
pls
TKBarbus
Lemme smash
BelligerantBlueHen
Oh, anyways,
blkbox
lemme smash
sleete
Rate me out of (XXX) XXX-XXXX
DujaTatalaska
Thoughts?
SilentMajority420
Becky, pls.
Interspacial
Bye
klystron2010
b0ss
AluminumMuffin
Can I hav a amburgah?
klystron2010
no, i hab onli pusi
AlaskanZelda
Ok yes
BallerinaOfMemes
No Ron. Go find Becky
ComicallyLongUsername
Becky is smashing Ben.
WallpaperProblems
No
Yeraton
plssss
payamsaid13
happyjuly29th
pls
FieryFarts
THE FEEETTTTT
hugseses
No.
ironmanlet
Lol at chicks making you "work for it". Tinder is a hook up app. Not a relationship starting app.
RandomBSpost
Tell that to most of the women on there now. "Not here for hookups!"
trs451
I've met one girl on it and that relationship was over a year and a half
Antelino
It's tinder not eHarmony after all. There's no 100 question personality test on tinder for a reason. It's all skin deep.
SamanthaWho
I met my boyfriend on tinder, we've been together for over a year and are picking out engagement rings. So I guess it depends on the people.
Ferretsplusplus
Yeah, sorry, I still have some standards. Five bad puns or more and I may be DTF, just one won't cut it.
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
I met my gf on tinder. I also had one night stands on tinder. Really depends on how you wanna use it.
MartinhoDenHaag
Sex doesnt start with sex, its starts with the first meeting. So being playful does improve the sex/vibe. Same goes for men.
ironmanlet
I get that, what I am pointing out is that these chicks are pretending they are there for anything more than sex, they are better than that.
Niddhoger
Or maybe they just want to be treated like a human being even for "just a hookup?" Shocking, I know.
ironmanlet
Lol, "like a human" equals desire for sex. They pretend to be something beyond that.
Niddhoger
Its very, very, simple. "if you don't respect me, you probably aren't going to care if I don't cum" So guys that are just 1/2
DirtRockets
Sex starts with a man holding 10 wasps in his mouth. It ends when the girl has 11 wasps in her mouth.
spanishplatypus
This is probably my favorite comment I've ever read
garydouglas
I really really don't understand this comment at all. But it spends saucy so +1
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
IamJustinSane
Every woman's profile says, "not looking for hookups", yet I've slept with every girl I met on the first date. (I'm not smooth or handsome)
trs451
Well aren't you lucky
1metalnation
I just bots or flat ignored
IamJustinSane
Maybe you just need to spruce up your profile. Be funny, have one of your pics be of you and a pretty girl.
1metalnation
Duly noted
imjustherewellnotexactly
Maybe you're more charming than you realize
IamJustinSane
I'm definitely not charming, "You'd look really cute with my dick in your mouth", is my favourite pick up line. Been told I'm funny though.
H20NIGHTWOLF
I would use this. "Are you a magician" Because abracadam." Emphasis on the 'Dam'. Another one is. "You're so hot when you eat bread you 1/2
H20NIGHTWOLF
poop out toast." Which sees to get a few laughs or grins, so go for it.
Dani3113
I met my husband on tinder haha. And no we didn't use it for hook up...we used it for dating.
ironmanlet
How many men did you hook up with prior to meeting him on there? And how many chicks did he?
Dani3113
Lol actually we are boring Christians and didn't hook up with anyone. Lots of dates but no hanky panky lol.
jmrex
Crickets.
Sage042000
I doubt he was being funny. We all know what tinder is for. It's a lkegit question.
jmrex
The lack of a response proves he's right.