How I feel living in California right now

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It's something.

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Merry Crimmus, yall

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So I heard you guys always upvote ass.

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It's like pulling teeth

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It's a reference

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Murr Crimbus

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MFW I realize it's the third tuesday of the month

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With regards to the Artemis Fowl movie...

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Fuck you, Rockstar

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I made dis

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Know your goddamn rights

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MRW people link Hurricane Irma to Cthulu

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Quick, while the Capitalists are asleep! Seize the means of production!

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When you realize it's 10/21/21

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Murr Crimmus

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White Death

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Hell yeah

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Faith in Democracy restored?

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To one hell of a lady

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I double dare you

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Soapbox Time

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OMGE

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WE KNOW DE WEY

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Guess who!

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Squeezing a nose

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Nailed it.

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Seriously

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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When it's time to check my bank account and find out how broke I am.

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Making mountains out of mole hills

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Gawrsh

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It's My Cakeday!

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Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben, Father of the US Army

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