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Most viral edit: Thanks for the upvotes. The missing point:
“Acceptance that Iran can enrich uranium for its nuclear program”
Source:
https://apple.news/AChc6arDtQfib3nyO4KwFOA
Every intelligence agency report said Iran would use the strait as a bargaining chip. And Mr art of the deal just gave them a bigger boost.
Meh, I’m just glad Iranian people don’t have to die because of his dumbass.
Bonus: I don’t have to read daily reports on “sparkling bombing”
spiceass9000
Isn’t Russia irans ally?
REOJackwagon
He prob didn't talk to anyone from Iran. People should take anything he says with a grain of salt.
Howlingowl
So America got, according to his own words, a demolished Iranian nuclear program that they rebuilt immediately and the reopening of the strait of hormuz. And Iran gets all sanctions lifted and full control of the strait responsible for 25% of the world’s trade which they are going to turn around and immediately tax the shit out of the US in retaliation for starting this retarded clusterfuck in the first place.
PostalHeathen
Yep, assuming this is true, if that's the settlement decided on, then Iran has won the war.
Jimmitho
The Art Of The Deal
Dannoboyo
There is no agreement, only a ceasefire that Iran is not honoring. Will they open the straight ? Will there be good faith bargaining? I'll hold the ball, Charlie Brown, and you come running up and kick it. Meanwhile, they will continue to bomb the infrastructure.
bwittekoekover9000
i'm sure he'll figure out a way to profit from this
cousteau
"Acceptance that Iran can enrich uranium for its nuclear program". Bam, there it is. Mr. "I can negotiate a better deal than Obama" couldn't even negotiate the same deal as Obama. He somehow gave them more power.
UsernameRequired
Cool now what about those Epstein files?
MioTaalas
And the fuck no. Even if Iran didn't start this war, they're not angels and shouldn't be given fur example complete lift of sanctions nor control over the strait..
That you're under attack for no good reason doesn't make you right in everything...
TsukariYoshi
One thousand percent chance that Trump has no idea what the document says, was told "yeah we agree with it" and the first time someone asks him about the contents and then informs him when he deflects, he's gonna lose it.
fireflyseasontwo
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/7/iran-war-live-trump-warns-of-devastating-attacks-as-deal-deadline-nears
LurkingSarcasm
This ceasefire will be immediately ended because Israel will not stop in Lebanon.
PutThePRNDLinD
There's a joke here about a strait beating two fascists...but it's too early to make it.
MrAcurite
They got a strait flush and it beat four jackasses?
etherbunny41
The guy with two K's in his pocket thinks he's got his Trump when the third K is dealt, but everyone knows you don't go all in on the flop. The turn into the river bares the smarter man a strait to take the pot. Best thing about that winning hand? No Kings.
69Voltage
This is difficult to believe because slump or Israel don’t get anything other than the end to hostilities they started
Zamerine
I guess he's really feeling the heat of even some of his hardcore base asking for the 25th.
Madalchemist2018
The hilarious thing is if he hadn't tweeted about Allah and genocide on magic rabbit sky daddy egg day none of them would have made a peep about it. Cause other than sounding even more unhinged it isn't that wilder or fundamentally diffrent then multiple other threats.
Grinch01
So iran won ?
cousteau
Well, not yet, this hasn't been signed yet
Goatfer
I'd say 5 would be a non-starter but Trump has actively working for Russia.
nowinsituation
Hahahahahahaha.....OMG.....what a freakin idiot- Art of the Deal (my ass)....but good for Iran- like they just won the lottery....their government was in the verge of collapse- they were about to have a people's revolution....now there is a more radical Islamic government, more popular support in the country for them, more sympathy worldwide for Iran...and they get to make money on the Strait of Hormuz....and use it to "rebuild"- like their military mainly
unluckyandbored
If Iran wasn't working on a nuclear program before, you can bet your ass they're going to start one NOW.
kydn
If this is true, then this looks like "we bomb you into getting you what you want"
lackinglife
I assume the ceasefire is gonna last till Israel loads the next bomb
morninggloryshade777
A win for Iran & the world. For now...cuz Demented Don is still walking free....
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Amazing.
Even aside from the abject immorality of the whole thing, if he gets this deal, he will have lost ground by pretty much every measure as compared to where things were before he started his completely unnecessary war.
He threw the entire might of by far the most powerful military ever seen at them and lost in every way.
He is well on the way to achieving his goal of being the most famous president ever, just not quite like he wanted.
Lol.
billstranger
He also ripped up the not perfect but basically working, more or less, nuclear deal, which resulted in the first, and second trump/Iran wars. He's a detriment to the USA, and the world, in any way you can measure it. Whatever the opposite of genius is. Probably time to take a world-record 6th cognitive test.
Sixsystems
TACO Tuesday. Just watch Pres Shitizpantz and the rest of the cronies spin this as a 4D chess move. Praying for the blood clot tonight.
SocoFox
They're backing him down because it's killing him faster.
During his call with Artemis II, his heavy breathing was apparent, and as he continued, he grew more rambling and incoherent.
Then he just stopped talking and there was dead air. It's like they had to back him up, give him oxygen, a rail of Adderall, and shoved him back to the mic.
Eyeetsass
And the strait was open long enough for 2 ships to pass before Israel violated the agreement. Not a word from Trump. Because he’s a cucked bitch. Epstein Island was a Mossad honeypot, and they have all of his receipts. Bibi is our president. Trump just has permission to steal.
frosss
I guarantee you will see said shitpantsz brag about how he got the straight open and lowered gas prices. Id put everything I own on that bet.
PlusTechSqueezeBox
His cultists already say the gas prices aren't a problem because "they were higher in 2022 under biden!!!"
it's kind of amazing how they're still blaming the previous president for everything bad happening, over a year past the end of his term.
areyouelonmusk
What is the 10th point????
DevilsAdvocat
coworker just brought up an early episode of black mirror where the pm of england (I think?) had to fuck a pig live on tv.. umm.. why did I say this here again?
(seriously though, I'm very curious what the 10th point is.. I also expect it is something that trump/bibi will never agree to)
RexFury
one of those mountain dew xboxs
DownvotesStarWars
Acceptance that Iran can enrich uranium for its nuclear program”
The Wall Street Journal
https://apple.news/AChc6arDtQfib3nyO4KwFOA
aufdie
Based on the tolls Iran has been charging that's about a billion dollars in tolls every two-three days cheeto Mussolini has agreed to on behalf of the rest of the world. Can't even roll over and show his belly without messing it up.
Eyeetsass
@imeatingpizzaandfuckit
You can block me, but you’re still going to be a loser Zionist cuck until you die.
drakcor
While I hope this is real any source for this @OP?
DownvotesStarWars
I grabbed it from WSJ. Sorry, I don’t know how to un-paywall and un-Apple news the link:
https://apple.news/AChc6arDtQfib3nyO4KwFOA
drakcor
You good friend! Just want to make sure I can back this up in my arguments :P
DownvotesStarWars
Oh for sure, but bear in mind that this list is coming from a propaganda source. Per the article:
“The list was published by Nour News, an Iranian publication backed by Iran’s Supreme National Supreme Council. “
I’d still hold space for doubt on how far this will go because Iran is not opening up the lanes just yet.
kingbudo101
the ceasefire wont last 24hrs. Its currently being violated
Snarklepuff
I don't see Israel ending hostilities. Israel wants US boots on the ground, and unlike Trump, Israel has objectives. Diabolical objectives involving harming lots of civilians, I am sure, but still objectives.
SerialChickenLover
Israel wants American boots on the ground. The fucking cowards are perfectly OK with Americans dying for Israel while they fire off missiles and airstrikes at civilians from a safe distance.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
No such thing as a ceasefire when it comes to Israel.
kingbudo101
Actually Iran broke it first. Minutes after issuing a statement of agreeing they launched ballistic missiles across the middle east
xanderson
Who issued the alleged statement?
kingbudo101
All the gulf counties
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Well, they would be dumb to believe israel will honor a ceasefire for the first time ever
NKato
And who reported that particular instance of missile slinging?
kingbudo101
All the gulf countries
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
Welp, this is a wish list of what Iran has always wanted.
insaaanity
I mean, the money for reconstruction is a relatively new addition, only about a year old.
FuzzyX
Trump then reworded it and then approved it as his own ceasefire deal.
jayman0123
It's completely wild because this list is pretty fucking reasonable imo
theworldcouldbeflat
Israel gets to kill Christians in Lebanon, so a good day for evil.
sv1rr
Fight fire with fire.
CrisprCAS
Yeah, signing that would be Iran winning the war.
Goldensands
Good. Fk West Israel. The harder the better.
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
Completely. It’s what happens when you create a problem that didn’t exist, then demand someone else solve it for you.
cousteau
And the US immediately going back at talking about the Epstein files.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Why would Iran even put #2 in there? The US has zero credibility and breaks it's treaties all the time.
cousteau
Probably a filler to make it 10.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I would have made #2 be: no opening the strait of H until Trump is no longer president. A leader for a leader.
Eyeetsass
They’re not going to get this. There won’t be a ceasefire. Israel will not stop in Lebanon. Israel will not let Trump stop in Iran. You’re about to find out who our real president is.
thismyburnerbutyoucangetdigits
Eh. I think there’s a window for Trump to turn a bit on Israel. He’s stuck. His handlers are pushing Zionist agenda but, at the end of the day, he can just not do it.
Do they release the blackmail? Maybe? Can he continue bombing Iran? Sure; but it’s political suicide at this point.
Tough spot. It’s complicated for sure
Semphir
Calm your tits! Bibi stopped bombing lebanon for hoooours. He's back at bombing them right now... But like.. He waited hours!
wqpsu
Trump doesn't even sit at the head of the table when Netanyahu is in the White House checking in on things.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/us/politics/trump-iran-war.html
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
Why’s that? Who is the real president? Why are they the real president. Go on. Say it out loud. Tell us why.
jayman0123
You. It's all your fault. Do better
factcheckmate
“Tell us why” Are you referring to yourself in plural? No one is going to change your mind clearly and most importantly no one owes you an explanation. Take a step back and literally fuck your own ugly incel face
Eyeetsass
Because Bibi is calling the shots. Trump can’t control him. Do you know Trump to take direction? Bibi just pushed him into a war he is losing, and it’s killing his poll numbers, which is the worst thing in the world to him. No dissent. No frustration at all with Israel. Name a few of the countries he doesn’t have anything bad to say about. Mossad owns him. Bibi owns him. He’s a cucked bitch. Bibi is running the show.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Probably - why? Does the genocidal maniac for unredacted Epstein files or worse?
Eyeetsass
If Bibi didn’t own him Trump would have cut bait with Israel just to help his poll numbers. He would have fought them for Palestine for his poll numbers. Instead he’s doing the dirty work, and being undermined by Israel in negotiations. Vance was negotiating, and Israel killed the Iranian negotiator.
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
Why is Bibi running the show? Tell us.
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
Nah nah downvoter. I’m asking a real question. Why is Bibi running the show? If that’s this person’s answer then they should be able to articulate the reason why he’s running the table with Trump. Really simple stuff.
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
Not an answer to my question. You’ve described what you believe to be the mechanism. I’m asking why. “Have I known Trump to take direction,” immediately followed by “Bibi is calling the shots,” is a how or a what. Not a why. Why would he take direction from Bibi.
Imademyselfsquirtle
BIBI HAS VIDEO OF TRUMP RAPING CHILDREN THAT HE GOT COPIES FROM PUTIN AND OR EPSTEIN WHO WAS SHOWN TO BE WORKING WITH MOSSAD.
NKato
Netanyahu has the fucking Epstein files, unredacted, and more because Epstein was an Israeli honeypot. That is how he has Trump's balls in a vise along with nearly every possible compromised politician.
Being blind to the Israeli machine that is now operating openly, is why people are downvoting your ass.