Singlehandedly kicking off the myth that led to Burning Man in the Seventh Age.

Jan 19, 2023 2:21 PM

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The top pic and bottom pic do not match and it's bothering me lol. Where is the mountain in top pic?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ahem* Not in the book.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The actor pointed out how stupid it would look once he understood the full cgi design. Peter Jackson was in full "I'm Right" mode by then.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, he was a bit of an ash hole.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That just shows his commitment to being a dramatic lil bitch.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw it. "Damn, dude, you ran a really, really long way on fire!" Had to look like an Austin Powers scene.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You shall have your answers here. /gallery/Tco1NpD

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I did always think that was funny. Like, they had so many sweeping shots of the cliff too, so we all knew it was a long fuckin way.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVED this scene. I was 16. I said to myself 'WOW! He had to have run like...a mile!'

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically this was written by Frodo who wasn't actually there so we can only assume he just thought this was cooler.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say this every time we watch it! The burning man sprint.

3 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Pratchett

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He got extra energy from those tomatoes.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn’t Denethor from a long line of Men (as opposed to men)? Like Men having extended lifespans and stamina not found in the common man?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes Numenorean.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Masterpiece films but not without their flaws

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy when a Flock of Seagulls are chas

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

chasing you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The beacon has been lit! Gondor calls for AAAAIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddd...*thud*"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pryor to him I’ve only heard of one guy doing such a thing.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gonna marathon the extended edition. Excited.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even that 1 shot in the movie was still stretching it, he would of had to stop and rest at least 2 times along the way.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You ever heard that flames painted on cars make them faster?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" *stops, deep breaths for several seconds, start running again* "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just avoid looking at a mirror, because that’s what really throws you into a panic

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the special features on the DVDs, Peter Jackson said they ignored the distance of the run just because the jump looked cool on film.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Could they not have just changed the location of the crypt? Or burn the body by the tree? Why intentionally create a continuity issue, Pete?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He had to jump off in flames because there was a prophecy, had something to do with the downfall of Sauron. Flaming meteor during the battle

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a fuzzy memory, loved the books but didn’t study them for a test or a Colbert interview.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolute legend

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's some incredible stamina

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

adrenaline is a hell of a drug

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he knew what he wanted and he went for it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

♪ And i raaaaan, i ran so far away ♫

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And I raaaan, while fully engulfed in flames

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Flock of Seagulls!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Flock of Sméagols

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Okay now THAT is a great crossover cover band name.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They talked about this in the version with cast commentary.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the very important distinction in film between what is realistic and what is cool. Going too far either way will diminish the movie.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You really want to strike that balance between casually believable and visually striking

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He ran pretty…Faramir

3 years ago | Likes 881 Dislikes 3

He could have jump off the cliff right away. I was a lot nearamir.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Denethor found that joke to be disappointing.

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Did that joke Boromir?

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You Ar agorn right. Sorry, worth a shot

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanted to downvote so bad but I didn’t. You sicken me

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate you... take your upvote.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m beggings you to stop

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You Baggins him to stop?

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3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He is Viggo ! You are like the buzzing of flies to him.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

........ take your +1...

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hey, did you know that when filming this scene, Viggo Mortensen actually upvoted a post?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wondered this in 2003. Lovely to watch, but he's dead before he reaches the citadel.

3 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 2

He's also wearing a huge ass robe/cloak over chain mail. The fires gonna take a little bit longer to kill him

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Denethor, on fire, looking at his watch and impatiently tapping his foot in the elevator.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bruning to death can take a long time, 10-15 minutes in conditions of Denethor says google.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

magic fire? lol drew it out longer for justice for his sons

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fire? I'm not gonna let you die this easily for what you've done... Shit, don't jump-- damnit!" - Eru Ilúvatar watching Denethor, probably.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Peter Jackson has said he knows it's an unrealistic distance for him to have run. He just wanted the visual of him jumping off the cliff

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

And it was worth it too. If you insist on 100% movie logic, id just look at as lame.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't Denethor a Dunedin like Aragorn? He should have some measure of superhuman prowess

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Dúnedain just means "Men of the West"; but he is also of Númenorean descent. Gandalf also says the blood "runs nearly true in him".

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Doesn’t need it. It takes a long time for someone to burn to death. Especially with a low temp fire like you’d get from lamp oil. The only

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really unrealistic thing was him running in a straight line and not falling down writhing in agony.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, he was a Dunedin the same age as Aragorn.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yes, the difference being Aragorn being of the royal bloodline whereas the stewards were not.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Humans are actually pretty fire resistant. It take a long time to burn to death, you basically have to take enough lung damage to suffocate.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He was covered in oil

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And? That’s just to get him to burn at all. Humans still don’t burn well. We don’t transfer heat effectively, too wet. It takes a long time

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For someone to burn to death. Mortally injured because of burns? Not so long. Movies like to skip that part, primarily because watching

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone thrash around in the worst pain imaginable for several minutes(if they are lucky) isn’t very cinematic. Just like you can’t choke

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Running while on fire actually cools you

3 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Got it! Its hot as hell at the moment, I'm gonna light myself on fire and start running :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it looks cool too!

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

The chicks in the crowd: "He's hot"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you think to yourself, "maybe I can pull through!" - but you are just a fool, dude :-(

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your car can't overheat if you drive fast enough.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you drive *really* fast, then it can't not.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That twas my meaning. It was meant to be taken sarcastically. RPM's which generate heat, are not necessarily connected to speed. Trans.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking more like compression heating of the air in front of the car when approaching supersonic speeds :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but there is still the whole breathing issue

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

If you are running, the flames are behind you and you can still breathe.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

This is the most logical explanation.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's how stunt people do it. The only time they stop is to fall on the ground(flames move up) and they get extinguished.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

We need to ask @isetprettygirlsonfire what they think about this

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Really depends what you're on fire from. Im nit familiar with this reference.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Relevant bit starts around 1:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAeDUYRmmPI

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, I do remeber. Definitely will be hurting in the face area but wizards ropes seem pretty fire and heat resistant. That fall's a doozy tho

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