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Jun 20, 2016 2:59 AM
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LeatherDaddyFishMan
Heliod, huh? I wonder how they came up with that name?
govs
Neat
Vectron
Bah, these new-fangled godlings ain't got shit on old Yawgmoth. "In life, death, and beyond."
BoozeHound001
RIP Elspeth, my deck is weaker knowing you don't have another card coming.
HongKongBingBong
There is only one God of the sun and his name is Gwyn.
Biggesturtle
Kruphix is my bae. Are they even gendered in the lore I couldn't tell and the image isn't particularly obvious
Thaliel
The lore I read says "he" every for sentences. They're all pretty much gendered as you would guess.
HauteChocolate
Cardboard crack
Rdthmn
Erebos was the shit
AirshipEngineer
Imagine how awkward it would be to throw, let alone fight with a spear from the position that Heliod is holding it in.
ketchupwizard
Ever seen Troy with Brad Pitt? he uses that technique
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Fucking indestructible cards.
Haxbrygd
I miss red/white aggro. Shit was hilarious with Iroas.
SaltedPorkIsParticularlyGood
Love me some Erebos
iFavoriteMatureContentBeforeItsBanned
Always +1 mtg
Otherstuffisnotasfun
Boner?! What are you doing here?!
Thaliel
Man, I miss magic. But I also don't miss spending all the money. Oh yeah, back to Hex I go.
lysani
Just the other day I made a wishlist of cards, and it went up to around 90 different ones, not including multiples. Total made me cry.
TroungBui
new God of War is looking good
DarkSinister
And where is the God of Cats? No cat tax? What do you think this is, Panama?
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Purphoros, God of practically cheating.
Haiddon
especially in a goblin commander deck
Bramicles
God of the Sea got nice cans.
kellogleo
something something...jugs...something..water..
ImOnlyHereForPuns
Thassa true statement
trainkar
IAmTheMadLord
I still don't understand why Nylea had trample and not fuckin reach. she's got a bow the size of a skyscraper.
MarxAvenger
I'd guess it was mostly a decision for gameplay, although you could consider hunting an offensive sport, so trample works.
MarxAvenger
Also, her bow lets you shoot fliers.
lysani
Nylea gives other creatures you control trample. She doesn't get it herself. Plus, trample is one of the key mechanics of green.
serentious
...So is reach?
mnmrmustard
PewterHailStorm
MTG? What it stand for?
TheHiddenOne
Magic The Gathering, it's a card game. These are the Gods from a previous set
PewterHailStorm
I know that "MTG" is a card game, just did not know what MTG stood for, thanks for the answer ^_^
loworbit2
magic the gatering
docvalentinemtl
all of these are available as individual, larger, higher quality images without the 9gag watermark: 1/2
docvalentinemtl
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/media/wallpapers
matsimoko
Instead we get watermark at the bottom of the screen and a repeating ugly pattern slapped top of pictures. Yay!
docvalentinemtl
better than all of them as one 600px wide image
millername
God of horizons? Sure he could smite me, but isn't that kind of a lame thing to be god of?
goodguyC
I once heard about an ancient society that had three gods: the God of the heavens, God of the earth, and God of the infinite horizons...
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millername
Does than mean half or that it's one of two comments? When you put it that way, it sounds cooler.
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millername
Because it totally would have made sense if you were going to say "unseen half."
retrohellix
Fuck the God of the Polis.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
WOOP WOOP! DAS DA SOUND A DA POLIS!
Oblivionox09
Polls is a fancy word for city. Like in Indianapolis or Minneapolis.
hackanimus
Cheers
hackanimus
What is the Polis? Pictures pls
AGorillaStoleMyUsername
The proper term for a greek city state.
hackanimus
Thank you
TheWhyKingComenths
Why? Is it bad or OP? It's a while since I played, but draw a card whenev. you play a creature sounds... ok?
IAmOnlyWaitingAroundToKillYou
Only once a turn isn't great, but in a casual deck focusing on ETB and flicker the card advantage is pretty good. Not bad, just situational
TheWhyKingComenths
or wait.. that was just a "fuck the police"-joke, right? :-P
retrohellix
Yep.
TheWhyKingComenths
Damn.. I was looking forward to a nice MTG-discussion and everything.
qtRaven
Mogis, God of Death Metal:
BasicMojo
I need to get this alter done.
jaudio23
gurglegurg
Alistar
PuppermintJerryJr
This reminds of the rockstar minotaur from wc3.
VapeTrix420
Pelirrojo93
That is awesome!
RemarkablyRegularRob
ETC
WalterOdimm
Effing A Right!
Friedcheese
I Am Murloc
C0mtraya
GodApollo
God of the sun you say?
Lucipurrrr
Whenever Heliod is depressed the Sun turns into a Darksign.
Aldamas
PRAISE THE SUN!!! \`[ ' ' ]/
afghanbattledonkey
\o/
The5lacker
Solaire wouldn't be impressed. Heliod isn't a fan of "Jolly Cooperation." More "Backstabbing shitbag."
GodApollo
Well im Apollo so i do my thing
JustCallMeTheMuffinMan
I feel like you were referencing you user name, but everyone assumed you were making a dark souls joke
GodApollo
Finally someone gets it!
SunPraisingIntensifies
GodApollo
Username checks out, proceed.
BeardKhan
Finally. I have found it. I have! My very own sun! I am the sun! Ah. Its over... My sun... is setting.. It's dark... so dark. :(
GodApollo
No don't make me feel sad D:
BeardKhan
Oh i just noticed your username. Did you get that souls reference?
GodApollo
Of course.
EmeryLoden
To shreds you say?
NeatSweater
Tsk tsk tsk
MonkeysSA
Well, how is his wife holding up?
JosAngelGONZO
to shreds you say?
Andromidous
To be fair heliod is a dick
BlackElkSpeaks
To be fair[,] you still haven't answered my question.
thisisausernameyeah
I also want to know why.
BlackElkSpeaks
Not trying to be a dick, but why "to be fair" though?
SenorSeniorSr
Just a random introductory phrase for this overall thought, I'm sure
BlackElkSpeaks
yea, seems like a non sequitur segway to me though -- which is why I asked..
SenorSeniorSr
You're right. I'm right. We're right. He's right. He's bad with syntax. Let's all just fuck and get it over with.
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YourPalCthulhu
More appropriately, Xenagos just wants to party, and Heliod is scared of losing power.
KatLady4
Didn't Heliod kill Elspeth? That seems pretty dickish to me.
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sanders1004
He also killed her because she's a planeswalker and no follower of his should know of things that he doesn't know. Still a dick.
OmfgImNotLurking
IE Gods being Gods.