Awfully specific target group
When there's something strange in the neighbourhood
When i get into a bar and the barkeeper says he's closing...
Whats worse than ISIS?
When they yell "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up!" and i'm about to get up
A piece of wisdom from a sage monkey
As the Germans would say: "Overcome your inner Pigdog!"
MRW i sit in a friends house and somepne shows up that i don't know
It's a lone shark
When feeling down: Just imagine being a pomelo in the mountains (OC)
Greeks be like
Si, Si, no entiendo español, cabrón!
I might be a Vulcan
Obi Wham!
Hey Dan!
Can someone put an upvote in his hand?
MRW i looked out of my window last night at 3:32 AM to see if my sprinkler is working
Everyone seems to be a Gorilla expert
Ideas I get when I'm drunk