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HowlingRollercoaster2
#28 also its $10 if you don't use the app. I should have cancelled the order since it wasn't even what I wanted. Bring back the 7 layer!!
ILikeFood2000
#7, @Stellaloga
GratuaCuun
Yakeshinu
#6
fallswinkingtothefloor
#15 I actually stood up to applaud this meme
Archaon6044
#14 I could chat to Ed about Warhammer and Lego. Corden can do one
iotaprime
#31 oh yeah! Prove it!
TheCunningLinguists
#15
BinaryCon
#10 took me a little to remember my phylogeny, but this got a giggle out of me.
graehall
This was a high quality frkn dump @OP!
Ahroo
#11 as a spear user, can confirm
ArcUlfr
Given the slashed sleeves, I feel like the lady on the halberd needs a large codpiece.
vegivamp
#42 yep, nestle is cancer alright.
ConstantBitRate
#7
thegrievousangel
I don’t fast food often for several reasons, but cost being a big one. Last week I did actually get that $7 dollar box at Taco Bell and it’s a lot of food, disgustingly full.
thefinpope
middlehead
#20 is a perfectly cromulent descriptor for a situation where a subway has a short segment above ground. That doesn't make the entire run not a subway.
ActualZedAxial
Who said anything about the entire run? Wtf are you talking about lol. If it's underground it's a subway. The same train on the same tracks above ground is just a train. There's no such thing as an above ground below ground station. It's just a train station.
BlindGardener
Technically both u-bahn and S-bahn are light rail systems.
PantsAreForTheWeek
#1 Can anyone explain? I'm missing the pun.
Freyja33
global implies a spherical world, 'smash' is a colloquial term for having sex, and hitting is violent, hence these are things an flat-earther, asexual pacifist might have mixed feelings about
PantsAreForTheWeek
Thank you! They say explaining a joke ruins it, but that still got a laugh out of me.
spejic
That's funny because I thought the "smash" part was the violence and the "hit" part the sex. Older generation thing I guess.
Maulbert
#21 I was born in 1983. I was told I wasn't a 90s kid by late Millennials. I told them I was 6 when the 90s started, 16 when they ended, fuck you I'm a 90's kid.
Freyja33
I mean that pretty much would make you the epitome of a nineties kid IMO, I was born in the early nineties, but honestly I remember the aughties more distinctly. People born in the early-mid eighties actually experienced more of 90s culture in a lot of ways
meganical
#45 what’s the problem? I had the same reaction. Was it perfect? No but I enjoyed watching it. Could the writing have been better? Sure but I have insanely high standards almost nobody can meet
jimmythehat1
Also if we're getting in the habit of canceling SciFi shows after a rocky first season, you'd never get TNG, DS9, etc. Most shows need a little time to find their groove. There are very few that are rock solid from the first season onward.
Freyja33
I liked it more than most Star Wars stuff I've seen in the last 10 years. It had a couple minor issues, but it also succeeded at a lot of stuff that most SW shows/movies fail. It was the only one I've seen that managed to make the Jedi Order come across as realistically flawed, and also the only one I've seen that effectively portrayed the light/dark sides of the force as something other than totally black and white good vs. evil, which I always have wanted SW to do
Freyja33
(As far as I can tell The Clone Wars animated series was also good at a lot of the same stuff, but I haven't seen most of it tbh)
ChazzK
#5 Honestly, Al REALLY WANTS to drive fast, but neither his car nor Chicago traffic allow.
Nuggetti
Ah, Yngwie in usersub. +1
flashums
Could you help my friend out. He doesn't understand why yngwie wouldn't like donuts. He saw him play last year and it looked like he thoroughly enjoys them. Is it that he prefers scallops?
Freyja33
Dimebag Darrell of Pantera once famously offered Yngwie Malmsteen a donut, which made Malmsteen irrationally angry for some reason and he went on a short rant about how he doesn't like donuts
Nuggetti
As seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFMyNQKUH9U
Matt010288
#24 should be a queen in the front seat to be funnier. A pawn turns into a queen when it hits the edge of the board directly across from their starting position, not a knight.
Freyja33
It can actually turn into any of the pieces, it's called 'underpromotion'. There are occasionally positions where promoting to a knight is actually best, and also some where promoting to a queen would be bad cause it would cause a stalemate
Matt010288
Wait, really? I have never heard of this rule. It’s also been 20 years since I last played chess. Thanks for clarifying! Appreciate the info!!
Wraid
#9
Freyja33
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
#34 But Andor is gooood.
Freyja33
Never saw it, but might check it out. The Acolyte made me want to see some of the newer stuff I haven't tried to watch yet even though I'm annoyed they cancelled it
tentacularfleshscape
To add to the others, andor was fucking GREAT. writing, visuals acting, everything just knocked out of the park
Tekktokk
Andor isn't just a good star wars show, it's a good show period.
tentacularfleshscape
Bro the fucking scene with Luthen on the catwalk? Just magical
Archaon6044
Not to oversell it, but seriously Andor is worth the watch
DocBeeblebrox
#35 That sure doesn't look like Luigi Cadorna (cf: https://acoup.blog/2021/10/08/collections-luigi-cadorna-was-the-worst/ warning: entertaining read)
docpark
Hello fellow ACOUP reader.
PrastaryOrk
DocBeeblebrox
Someone linked it from here, their blog posts are very engaging! I also like our own resident 'entertaining history' user, @TheFeckAmISigningUpWithFacebook (oh wow I typed that in correctly!) One of my favourites that I still return to read is this post on Edgar Ætheling: /gallery/lost-king-eSTP1LA
DVSBSTrD
At least Lee only did it once and not ELEVEN times.
zekybomb
#28 the 5$ one still exists
WoopDeFrickenDoo
did it used to have better stuff?
zekybomb
It has been the same for the past 2 years
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
#44
mattbl
The value in the fourth panel is right around the median, which is a far more revealing measurement than average when talking about US income.
awesker002
#35 Lee had spent the first two days of the battle attacking the left and right flank of Meade's forces and assumed he would pull troops from the center to reinforce those lines. This was a very successful tactic developed during the Napoleonic wars. Unfortunately for Lee, Meade recognized the tactic and reinforced the center instead.
DVSBSTrD
Actually, any reinforcements there were at the center were relocated during the innitial shelling.The attack simply ran out of men.
SalmonTheWise
"Let's give the opponent the opportunity to recreate Hannibal's manoeuvre from the battle of Cannae" was a successful tactic?
Freyja33
Also, critically, those tactics were just becoming obsolete at the time of the American Civil War. Guns had simply developed to the point where their range and power made it virtually impossible to just press towards an enemy front in formation or charge in with cavalry. During the Napoleonic wars they would have to wait till you were within a couple hundred feet to fire a volley that would actually hit anything.
Freyja33
And obviously Lee was pretty old and mostly learned battlefield tactics from that earlier era. He was good at grand Strategy and big picture stuff, but he was really behind the times in a lot of other ways.
Freyja33
It's also worth contrasting this with Gen. Meade, who commanded the Union forces at Gettysburg, he had spent the war until that point commanding smaller units, he directly participated in battles and was wounded more than once. Meade had a much better perspective on how the war was being actually being fought on the ground, and it showed in how he used the terrain and how he used entrenchment on a large scale so effectively. He understood that a lot of things had changed and Lee didn't
illmx
#2 I don’t get it
oggta
Yeah had to look it up, hilarious
HiddenSanity
Basically any time two dicks are rubbing on eachother, including in the same bun.
middlehead
In some circle( jerk)s, two dudes rubbing their dicks together is called frottage. Two hot dogs jammed side by side, frotdog. (Others are less specific about what kind of rubbing constitutes frottage.)
firehippy
JaceTiger
If they get too vigorous and smack their huevos (Spanish for egg , slang for testes) together hard enough to cause injury, does that make it an "omelette du frottage" since you "can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs"? I'll leave you with that mental image.
Freyja33
It doesn't *have* to be a 'circle jerk' thing (although I guess that would make sense as a place for frotting to happen), it's just when two people rub their bits against each-other, which is a pretty normal and common thing to do sexually
Freyja33
Like if you were making a list of things to do sexually besides actual penetration, frotting would probably be at or very close to the top of that list is all I'm saying
Freyja33
okay maybe not the *top* of the list actually cause cunnilingus and hand stuff would probably come first, but still though
Agreement2agree
We get it, you are into frottage. It's cool man.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Honestly it sounds like how you’d think sex worked if it had all been explained to you perfectly, except for the part where women have vaginas…
So what I’m saying is it’s got a real cult following amongst mormon teens who go camping
mabbo
I would like to return to the time in which I did not get it.
illmx
MyRespectableAlterEgo
As far as sex acts go, it’s pretty anodyne - it’s just Rubbin’ dicks. I can’t imagine anything less hot, but at least it doesn’t involve feet.
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
tentacularfleshscape
WoopDeFrickenDoo
you sweet summer child
illmx
Thanks?
kerms
I mean, I'm pretty freaky and never heard of it. Guess I'm just straight?
MrGrundy
Shit, I'm a 41 year old pansexual who used to go to events, play parties, and meetups for our local bdsm groups for around 9 years and I still never heard of the term lol
johnnyboy1996
I've done it but tbf I have a trans fiancee so I guess I can't expect everyone to have tried it
Pheehelm
#26 Starfleet doctors can change you to a different sex and back within a few days without any more justification than "wacky shenanigans."
TI99Kitty
So can a sufficiently talented transporter engineer.
akefay
Sometimes even on purpose.
Freyja33
Julian: "Starfleet doctors could change you to a different sex and back within a few days without any more justification than "wacky shenanigans."", Myles: "days? I could manage that in about 8 seconds"
Frederf
If they can Tuvix they can Twodicks
Rayfire3535
Just be born Klingon for that.
clearlyselfloving
wait where do YOU keep pokeballs???
MyRespectableAlterEgo
My ball sack
Pacuta
Fannypack :)
ReverseSyzygy
in my pokescrotum
warp10
In my pokesack
BlindGardener
in a bandoleer across my chest with a few grenades.
DreamPhreak
(audio on)
Freyja33
Right you are Ken!
Nalianna
in my poke-scrotum. a poke-scrote, if you will.
ThatLoserTheFourth
Username checks out
DiscountMentat
Give them all to a pokemon you trust, then store him and the stash in one pokeball. Then you just have one to get creative with.
IWasACatAllAlong
They get boofed.
Freyja33
I just use a totebag
nbrown613
Pokebag?
Nintendam
Tokébag
Rayfire3535
That's just a ziplock.
Freyja33
any bag's a pokebag if it's got 6 pokemon in it
JaceTiger
And now all I can imagine is Giratina, Charizard, Pikachu, Groudon, Furret, and Tentacruel just stuffed into a bag. Not their pokeballs, them. And said bag is being dragged by a 10 year old.
DumbandConfused
Fuck. Guess I just have a regular bag. Still deciding on what to use for my last slot. 5 Pokemon for now...