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NationalGeographical
This is why we use Group Policy to prevent users from using admin commands in cmd. Clearly someone dropped the ball on that one.
VodkaReindeer
Whoah, this was the worst greentext I've seen.
FilipBarbaric
lmao
Namotatop
Thanks for inspiring me.
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
My peers' idea of computer hacking in elementary was taking the elastics out of the CD drives
VodkaReindeer
The what?
PaulChanel
In my day we just skipped school and bought alcohol.
AlphaKill
I used this on a bet with schools IT coordinator. He couldn't believe it was possible to break into his computer that fast.
OfficialBurtMacklin
In high school we screenshotted the teachers home screen and deleted all the icons. Frustration ensued
Xenarion
I did that to my sister. She only noticed her background wasn't changing (diaporama) so she went into themes, didn't noticed the old >
Xenarion
> "unnamed theme" nor new "Prank" theme, simply modified the Prank theme's backgrounds, then freaked out because her icons disappeared.
phantomeye
When I was in HS we were using a classroom with restricted access and couldn't actually work on the projects so I used ophcrack.
ImNotUsuallyThisErect
If you could create a local admin from a standard CMD, why would you need a local admin to be created?
bleghdfsdjh
not standard, can only be done on administrator
Glasket
He needed the local admin account so that he could install software. School networks usually restrict those privileges to only admins.
bleghdfsdjh
yup
AManWithAParticularSetOfSkills
wrth
m4gzy
ConfederacyOfDunces
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
fleacollerindustry
That picture's URL says "Social Justice Mister PEES"
bulabula7
ConfederacyOfDunces
This is the second funniest thing I've seen all day!
Drakhma
during a math class one day were just screwing around n idk where the conversation went but one student went "snitches get stitches"
danishjuggler21
Should’ve done King Lysandus screaming “VENGEANCE!!!”
YoLiGe
SNITCHES GET STITCHES. HANG THY SNITCHEH!
Colourandsoul
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
I once got suspended because I opened up BASIC and made colored text fly across the screen in the prompt. Apparently that was "hacking".
JohnnyCashedOut
That's it? My senior prank I waited til night and took JB weld and put them on all the locks to the doors. No school that day.
kavendek
In hs I would just make qbasic programs that generated noise and set them to run on login. Or just played quake 3 all period
52pickup
In HS was playing with command lines (I think?) and sent 'Hi [school] :)' to every computer in the school (not room, as anticipated)
52pickup
I was such a nublet, just logged out and moved one computer to the left, somehow left them baffled. Eventually ended up with a saturday.
Cheeseme
Snitches get stitches
bleghdfsdjh
i wish man
NazaLutsu
And wind up in ditches
icedmcfurry
And also get bitches
ajs22398
Too bad theyre all witches
superseriouscomments
After someone found out the password in our school we used to play counter strike and bid for power in LAN on the computers.
BigBossTheMSFCommander
This one time in school, we just got a keyboard replaced on a laptop, straight from the factory and I open it up (1/2)
BigBossTheMSFCommander
And the letters are rearranged so that the middle of the keyboard says “Fuck me” or “Fuck men”. Either way it was pretty funny
PleaseNotTheFace
Now imagine if he/she worked that hard at learning what was being taught. Thats why nobody likes you, Craig/Miranda.
Virunuss
tbh its entirely possible kid knew his shit and got his work done when needed and all that. HS was super easy for me, tons of free time.
Fn0rd
For all that may be interested. „Stickykeys.dll“ is called „Seth.exe“ cmd is also an exe file (obviously). And yes this exploit works. 1/2
Fn0rd
Even on the newer windows 8/8.1/10 versions. The command you need to enter btw. Is: „net user Administrator /active: yes“ without quotation.
Fn0rd
FUCKING AUTOCORRECT: sethc.exe and it’s located directly under C:/Windows/System32/
Contracepted
The best our school ever did was just downloading Halo so that we could turn class into a lan party. I also almost didn't pass that class.
Respond
I got the police and fire chief called in to my school and interrogated me when I was 16. Simply because I completed my assignment quickly 1
Respond
then I was on youtube. There was a "how to make a bristle bot" with a tooth brush and a motor. Thought that was pretty cool so I watched 2/
Respond
That video and afterwards there was a suggested video on the right called "how to make a fireball" with a picture of a guy literally 3/
Respond
Holding on to a fire ball. I simply clicked it and watched it and a few other videos. The school thought I was trying to look up how to 4/
Respond
make a bomb... no lie, simply watching a youtube video of a tshirt and kerosene and they thought I was gonna blow up the school. 5/
Respond
The next day, youtube is on the DNS banned list and everyone was pissed at me. It didn't help I pulled the fire alarm the week before lol.
somenerandom
What the hell kind of HS has computers with functioning webcams?
Shoutrr
the ones where people applaud you in the bus
WaterblightGanon
we had laptops with webcams. sometimes the light would go on, which we took as the admins spying creepily at us.
JavaleMcGeeShaqtin
I'm in high school and the laptops they give us today have functioning webcams
shhep
One where IT guy is lazy? Now that wasn't too difficult to guess, now was it? All in one computers have great school deals too.
TilianCS
While im not going to say the greentext story is true, i am going to say my HS had macs which are built with webcams in them
StutzA
Mine did. Teacher computers let the teachers vie everyone’s screens from theirs and they could also close tabs when people opened photobooth
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
The fake kind
VicL333
Every single one had one at mine. They we're just included in the all-in-one. They we're closed behind a little flap though.
OriginalCommenter938
Mine did. Built into the computers. Only in one class room tho. The rest were standard old shitty dells.
bleghdfsdjh
it was some lenovo aio workstation on monitor arms
DaddyPutin
The kind that miss the giant blue message in the corner when teamviewer connects of course.
Virunuss
does the message stay up? class was watching a video so may have been easy to miss if not
bleghdfsdjh
you can minimize it
shhep
Also, questioning greentexts is like wiping your shit with your hand. You could. But why exactly, would you want to do that. To what purpose
BrokeMyFunnyBone
People in certain countries do that and claim it's more sanitary.
ClaudeWicked
What r u gonna gain from it?
xXCloud9Xx
A clean butt and a dirty hand... for which you can smack your enemies.
jsparker43
QuebecZe
The pornographic kind
Velexis
The kind made up for 4chan green text stories
Fatherdoodle
I like to think that they are real. Some of them are so funny.
VicL333
Mine had it. Just a ton of new all-in-ones. All of the cams thought were closed behind a little plastic flap.
bleghdfsdjh
yea exactly you could flip em right to expose the webcam
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Special ed
CactusClimbingCupcake
My middle school and high school laptops had webcams. Same was for a lot of schools in SF.
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Literally 5 years ago when I was taking computer class we had windows 97 dinosaurs. Now everyone has macs. Not that I’m complaining though
SickOfThisCessPool
BSHS is known for some outrageous antics.
rollsroycea87
My high school did. We also had laptops we could borrow from the library for school/homework.
jgobroho
We all had our own laptop at mine....but it was a college prep school so yeah....
armandraynal
Some have iMacs. IMacs have built in webcams, right? Really don't know.
bleghdfsdjh
ye they do
princetruffles
He mentioned they were windows 7 so I really doubt they were iMacs. Most likely it was a recent story with newer all in ones or laptops.
armandraynal
ha yeah.
SteevyT
My highschool does now, but it's not a school I would send my kids to anymore and they are Macbooks.
BleakMidwinters
My highschool 4 years ago gave out MacBooks with webcams. It's a thing.
eroso
For online courses? I studied a one course of Italian and our teacher was teaching via webcam, as were all we students too.
PinkTink
We had iMacs and everyone would leave their photos on the photo booth program
sweatshopkids
Pederass
KCBeard
In high school, I once got in trouble for leaving the screen upside down
CaptnPrizm
We used to stick paper clips in the USB ports on the thin clients in the library to short them out.
kallan0100
Classic
ENCHANTMEN
I made an applescrpt that shut down the computer a few seconds after it's opened, and set it to open at startup. Then the computer vanished
Flubna
My IT teacher got pissed at our whole class for asking questions because "we're stupid and should have been paying attention when he demonst
Flubna
demonstrated it."
FilipBarbaric
When IT teacher doesnt know about CTRL+ALT+DOWN ARROW
CassanovaFrankenstain
I got kicked out of our school library because I took a screen dump of a random error message and made it the desktop background.
Killfox2010
In HS the computer administration locked my pc and came to the comp lab yelling and threatening me with suspension. I had typed the word....
Killfox2010
"jokes" into a Google search.......
trashtalkpb
I got detention for setting all the library computers to peanut butter jelly time as the home page and setting them at max volume.
PrincessWasabi
This is the perfect prank! Nobody gets hurt and it's hilarious
Splashersoup
Some kid when I was in elementary school changed the home page setting to some obscure websites that spawned multiple porn pop-ups. As (1/2)
Splashersoup
A 4th grader, I didn't understand what was wrong with my computer, but the librarian lost her shit when I told my teacher and I almost (2/3)
Splashersoup
Got in trouble for something I didn't do. I was given a death glare for the rest of the class time in the library that day.
PedanticGonkDroid
Right, the kid who came and told the teacher about it is probably the one who did it. Brilliant logic.
magnvsm
THE EXACT THING HAPPEND TO ME TOO
IntergalacticCinematic
I got suspended for changing the center row on the keyboard to “fuck you”
TheHappyAmazon
But where did you get two u’s?
IntergalacticCinematic
Pulled a 2-11 on my neighbors
DietCokeIsTheBest
What kind of peasant school would only have a single keyboard?
bleghdfsdjh
nab another keyboard
docmarblerunnerbill
Upside down "n" would do the trick
NotShakespearesSchool
I would do the evil .img
BurritoWarrior
Hackerman
Z0op
Anyone remember netsend (which was enabled by default on winxp and older)?
zippydee
Got an afterschool detention cos I tried sending a network-wide message and it crashed it. Lot of people learnt to save their work that day
Z0op
:loop netsend * “hello” goto loop Save as .bat file, run, turn monitor off and go home for the day
JoshuaT09
Yup. Got detention for using it because the IT guy didn’t know how I used it to send “I see you” to a computer that a freshman was using.
sandwichmunchies
i had my senior privileges nearly revoked for pooping during lunch. my bad, i guess.
TielKiri
In the bathroom, I assume?
sandwichmunchies
oh...i can see how you would assume i would have had my privileges revoked for pooping in a cafeteria, that would make more sense but was BR
MisplayMastermind
I was called to the office for throwing a Stink Bomb in the bath room. in reality, I just had a horrible stomach bug.
sandwichmunchies
did they believe you when you told them the truth?
Stabdis
the only real trouble i got into was because i played runescape instead of doing w/e i was supposed to.
Virunuss
a couple kids in middle school convinced the teacher RS was educational because of the random "what is 2+3?" events that would come up >>
Virunuss
>> once every 3 days.
Xenarion
Not HS, but my best school prank was at my cegep (~college) IT club: We often played games of IL2, so on one of the computer, I removed the>
Xenarion
> desktop shortcut and instead put a shortcut to the RickRoll'D video, changed the name and icon to make it look like the IL2 shortcut. >
Xenarion
> The next day, I made sure to use another computer and watch as one of my friend opened the "IL2" shortcut and the music started. >
Xenarion
> The following conversation went a bit like that: Victim: "The fuck is that?" Someone else:"You've been rickrolled!" >
Xenarion
> Victim: "No, that's gay." Club president: *stand up* "NO, YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING RICKROLLED!"