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Posted in the Hope that Everyone is safe, warm, dry, well-fed and loved.
Dec 24, 2016 4:59 PM
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merlew
*"I don't want much for Christmas, I just want upvotes".
AidsGorilla
Fuck off
icantfindausernamethatsnottaken
Jokes on you I'm miserable, lonely and smoking myself to death. Merry Christmas you bastards
Piornet
*hugs*
IamTheNesT
You failed.
Illuminnaughty
AlkeneThiol
What if Hitler was reading this @OP
titanc13
I'd be okay with that.
CluelessMomhands
You don't own me!
ILikeMemesAndShit
Don't tell me what to do!
DeadHamster
Fuck yea! Time for drugs, alcohol, junk food, loneliness and depression! God I love Christmas.
sarasweetassugar
Oh that's only supposed to happen around Christmas? :/ oops.....
Bacxaber
No, you don't. You only want the points.
Gyiszzlakk
Merry Christmas you lovely Son of a bitch
munkeybusinessss
Liar
SEAW1NG
Same to you and your family. Thanks OP.
Verminbntyhuntr
You're asking a lot.
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
Presents would cost a lot less..
orion42m
I've got 1/3...
CptTacolicious
Yeah! I'm healthy too!
monkey7850
Well I am here to disappoint you on Christmas!
Wiggcatcher
Gay
Calistrasza
1 outta 3 ain't bad, I guess. Thanks. Merry Christmas.
MegaManBun
Fuck you
MegaManBun
Just kidding
MonsieurLaPaditte
Let's keep this crap on Facebook
Smileyischaos
..... and upvotes
Tacoluver
For some reason, that really meant a lot. Thanks @OP
B99Reactions
You're lying , you want upvotes!
heltersk3lter
TL;DR Upvote me.
heltersk3lter
No. Not me, you fools!
HooliEmployee
Happy - check, loved - check, healthy - (thinks to self) "man that Arby's roast beef sandwich I just ate was delicious. 2 outta 3 OP.
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
Fuck you
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
I'll be unhappy all I want
ConkerHasNuts
Thanks man and merry Christmas man. I think this year has been hard on all of us.
edzashed
Its been rough but we all made it
ConkerHasNuts
Not all of us man...
edzashed
Thats a good point rip those that did not
Qj00t
man
skribs
Literally sick, alone, and sad right now.
berzuh
omg literally?????????????
Gizzie
This
sakurafanelia
Me too.
SinCiti
Suppose I got 2/3 down. I'm as sick as Tony Hawk right now. Damn winter weather.
IHateSupernatural
Lol
benbrockn
I've got 2/3 as well, healthy and loved. Merry Christmas Imgur stranger
algavinn
Same, flu right after a 3 week cold..
SinCiti
Yeah I've been sick then thought I was getting better then just nope, sick again.
lordofthedice
I have 1/3. Wanna pool our resources?
imonlyjewISH
Same 2/3. But I'm as lonely as his video games
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
I almost asked you about Tony Hawk's illness. Another eggnog, please!
SinCiti
Cheers! Do you say that for eggnog? I don't know.
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
Well typically I just mix my own eggnog but I called for it for comedic effect in this case.
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
Oh my god, why don't I understand anything. Yes, you say cheers for eggnog. You can say cheers for any celebratory drink. I'm friggin drunk.
Danielleosaur
Same! Want to join my "I feel like death" Christmas party?
Maldawg94
Yes I'm rsvping as well! Screw this cold
SinCiti
Sure, I'll RSVP!
BowToTheKraken
Me too, i have two cases of beer for the party
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
You don't always get what you want
aWiseSageOnceSaid
My brother got diabetes for Christmas...
Donnadidit
Can't
PassTheGiggles
But if you try sometimes...
Japery
You just might find...
HARAMBEKEEPSONLIVING
You just might find
Extraforgettable
YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED.
sopheset111
That you still dont get what you want.
reux
The Spanish Inquisition
Donnadidit
You get what you neeeeeeeed!
Bloorigard2
...Something.
ImSynesthetic
Send whiskey.
Hamm5ter
The new and improved version of "send nudes"
Donnadidit
Send lawyers, guns, and money.
ifuckinglovesquirrels
Here, here.
Mirisido
I bought a ton of whiskey to prepare for the holidays. Granted I'm by myself, but still
xYouKnowNothingx
BRING ON THE FUCKIN WHISKEY
Rorchy
Currently fucked on whiskey, have a fantastic time everyone.
ImgoingtoseejusthowlongIcanmakethisbeforetheytellmeIhavetostop
Cheers mate!
wheresthebaby
Love whisky. What's your fav? I recommend redbreast.
outlawsoul
pm me. i could make it happen if you’re in the same city as I am.
metzershmit
You can order alcohol. As long as you show a valid id, they give it to you.
ImSynesthetic
Let's start with continent id. Me Jurop.
HomosexualNecrophiliacMallard
Send in depression, boys. I'm going in. With alcohol poisoning.
Counterfit
No, get your own dawned whiskey
StayingDistracted
Dude seconded my Xmas eve is a wreck already..
EntitledToRelevance
Glad I'm not alone with that sentiment
StayingDistracted
Yea m8 the holidays are just rough sometimes.. I hope yours has at least a little cheer
Bloorigard2
Same. One of my pets died earlier tonight, another has a tumor, and the dog ate the Christmas tree.
mouthfuloftoe
Bloorigard2
Thank you.