Sep 26, 2021 8:50 AM
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Kangaroids
PwnageHobo
Not sure what that title's about. I've never seen a cockney kangaroo
Twinklepot
#2 love how the (2) dogs left him to it!
DogForLifeeee
The kangaroo
PoorSucker
Last one was new for me.
ArcheoSpectre
More like DAANGAroo on that first one
somedudefromgermany
Thatsmybacon
Who is feeding these kangaroos roids?
Radix865
#1 Is he about to lose the arm or is it just hoping for a hug?
positiveleroy
It’s trying to pull him in close so it can disembowel him.
cuntybumsox
They may look fucking BUILT topside but one decent kick will disembowel you sure as shit
DonalDangerMaher
You will roo this day....
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Well go on! Start rooing!!
youwillrootheday
Oh my days, my username is relevant...I didn't expect this
GodzillaHarddiskson
You will roo this day
ProbablySaidTheWrongThingAgain
Rugby44
Is the dog's neck in #2 seriously gored or is that a neckerchief? Really hope it's the second
mattimus83
It's a chest plate, they are hunting dogs (for wild pigs most likely) protects the front of them from the pigs tusks.
Ah okay, that's a relief
CrimsonPermanentAssurance
That mf CUT
LadyPeppercornthethird
He stunned the fuck out of that Roo lol He didn't know how to respond
Daddysharkfinsoup
Cooked right ...roo is delicious
jkwi
it has to be super fresh, as it oxidises there's a by product makes it taste weird. avoid stuff like mince or sausages. IMO horse is better
Somehow...I know you are right about horse
SQLdragon
just don't get in the water with one.
purpleday
Please tell me that they don't swim...
Qprah
No the stories go that they will try to drown you
Muffyns
are they sirens?
they're crazy good at drowning their opponents.
IllyonGonzales
Kangaroos will absolutely uf you up. They’re so brutal.
they are absolute road idiots and hard to see, you should see what they do to your car
They’re likely one of the most gangster animals.
Iullyiullyus
joeck80
Kangaroos will fuck your shit up.
DonCappo
Kangaroo Jacked!
Snarknado
rachelrainbowstarbaby
As an Australian I still think ‘what the actual fuck’ when I see these videos…
Achowchowcalledchowmein
#5 skippy has had enough of your shit
PajamaStripes
Saw a kangaroo absolutely DECK a zookeeper once, and he just turns and goes "Now, you stop that." Like nothing happened. Tough ass mf.
crackblind
So, Australian.
Nah. Baltimore. Or DC. I don't remember which.
Baltimore sounds about right. I love that city but damn does it raise some weird folk (which is one of the reasons I love it).
procrastinatingagain
That kangaroo scratching on the glass is nightmare fuel.
DickInAToaster
Little pigs….little piiigs….. let me come innn…
gheorghiumihai77
Was he a perv jerking off?
tippex9917
Tonight...you...
Lassannn
In the original audio the guy filming says, "Oi! Don't you scratch moi window!" Then it kicks the window.
CityYeti
They're very humanoid shaped
action22
They…..are not.
bananaisntfriend
sitting with my back to glass door my friend said walk towards me slowly If I had seemed threatening it would’ve kicked me through the glass
dumberthanyouraveragebear
WHO THE FUCK GAVE THEM EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS?!?
literallymike
"My hands are knives."
myspacebarizbroken
Wolveroo
dontmakemeanoptimist
My boss was knocked clean out by a roo last week. Came out of nowhere, kicked her from behind, concussion and stitches. Brutal.
Gleipner
Where do you venture to have this happen to you?
She lives about 80 mins drive from Melbourne CBD, and has some land with a dam that Roos like to use. Damn dam.
PsoloquoiseGhoti
Australia
Bobsyourmothersbrother
urocyon
GutsTheStruggler
Wish you'd ask before posting videos of me. I WAS ITCHY OKAY?!
You better be very careful using those claws for your morning scratch.
McChillin
chewybrian
v
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Holy shit! I haven't thought about this show in eons!
Madmanrox
Granny got into her cough medicine again...
hoopsnek
"Ha! You fell for my roos"
Tismerelyafleshwound
This one made me laugh uncontrollably
Fair Dinkem
Vertron
Like did she not see it?
TheElementsOfHarmony
Probably didnt see it. They move fast, blend in and do the exact same move to cars and total them. Basically jump straight into them.
noxnixangel
Kangaroos have poor spatial awareness so chances are it was hopping next to and randomly decided to cross the road. It's hard to judge.
It came straight out of the bush to the right. And across in front perpendicularly. Rider must have been distracted.
Person instantly knocked out. Kangaroo like watch the leg bro.
DeityOfSnuggles
Kangaroos are so freaking weird, man. No creatures like them.
seckzie
I like them?
I like them too but they are freaking surreal. They have the head of a deer, claws of an eagle and stand up straight like humans.
I agree, i was just making a dumb joke by reading your sentence as "nobody likes them" eventhough i did understand what you really meant. :)
Jijinumerounodriver2
I once more have the privilege to inform y'all that kangaroo testicles are positioned above their penis.
OneGuyWithSixGuns
Really? Damn, Australia. Even your kangaroo genitalia is upside down.
Heh, beans above the frank
Franks and beans!!!
NonFungibleUsername
Kangaroids
PwnageHobo
Not sure what that title's about. I've never seen a cockney kangaroo
Twinklepot
#2 love how the (2) dogs left him to it!
DogForLifeeee
The kangaroo
PoorSucker
Last one was new for me.
ArcheoSpectre
More like DAANGAroo on that first one
somedudefromgermany
Thatsmybacon
Who is feeding these kangaroos roids?
Radix865
#1 Is he about to lose the arm or is it just hoping for a hug?
positiveleroy
It’s trying to pull him in close so it can disembowel him.
cuntybumsox
They may look fucking BUILT topside but one decent kick will disembowel you sure as shit
DonalDangerMaher
You will roo this day....
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Well go on! Start rooing!!
youwillrootheday
Oh my days, my username is relevant...I didn't expect this
GodzillaHarddiskson
You will roo this day
ProbablySaidTheWrongThingAgain
Rugby44
Is the dog's neck in #2 seriously gored or is that a neckerchief? Really hope it's the second
mattimus83
It's a chest plate, they are hunting dogs (for wild pigs most likely) protects the front of them from the pigs tusks.
Rugby44
Ah okay, that's a relief
CrimsonPermanentAssurance
That mf CUT
LadyPeppercornthethird
He stunned the fuck out of that Roo lol He didn't know how to respond
Daddysharkfinsoup
Cooked right ...roo is delicious
jkwi
it has to be super fresh, as it oxidises there's a by product makes it taste weird. avoid stuff like mince or sausages. IMO horse is better
Daddysharkfinsoup
Somehow...I know you are right about horse
SQLdragon
just don't get in the water with one.
purpleday
Please tell me that they don't swim...
Qprah
No the stories go that they will try to drown you
Muffyns
are they sirens?
SQLdragon
they're crazy good at drowning their opponents.
IllyonGonzales
Kangaroos will absolutely uf you up. They’re so brutal.
jkwi
they are absolute road idiots and hard to see, you should see what they do to your car
IllyonGonzales
They’re likely one of the most gangster animals.
Iullyiullyus
joeck80
Kangaroos will fuck your shit up.
DonCappo
Kangaroo Jacked!
Snarknado
rachelrainbowstarbaby
As an Australian I still think ‘what the actual fuck’ when I see these videos…
Achowchowcalledchowmein
#5 skippy has had enough of your shit
PajamaStripes
Saw a kangaroo absolutely DECK a zookeeper once, and he just turns and goes "Now, you stop that." Like nothing happened. Tough ass mf.
crackblind
So, Australian.
PajamaStripes
Nah. Baltimore. Or DC. I don't remember which.
crackblind
Baltimore sounds about right. I love that city but damn does it raise some weird folk (which is one of the reasons I love it).
procrastinatingagain
That kangaroo scratching on the glass is nightmare fuel.
DickInAToaster
Little pigs….little piiigs….. let me come innn…
gheorghiumihai77
Was he a perv jerking off?
tippex9917
Tonight...you...
Lassannn
In the original audio the guy filming says, "Oi! Don't you scratch moi window!" Then it kicks the window.
CityYeti
They're very humanoid shaped
action22
They…..are not.
bananaisntfriend
sitting with my back to glass door my friend said walk towards me slowly If I had seemed threatening it would’ve kicked me through the glass
dumberthanyouraveragebear
WHO THE FUCK GAVE THEM EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS?!?
literallymike
"My hands are knives."
myspacebarizbroken
Wolveroo
dontmakemeanoptimist
My boss was knocked clean out by a roo last week. Came out of nowhere, kicked her from behind, concussion and stitches. Brutal.
Gleipner
Where do you venture to have this happen to you?
dontmakemeanoptimist
She lives about 80 mins drive from Melbourne CBD, and has some land with a dam that Roos like to use. Damn dam.
PsoloquoiseGhoti
Australia
Bobsyourmothersbrother
urocyon
GutsTheStruggler
Wish you'd ask before posting videos of me. I WAS ITCHY OKAY?!
crackblind
You better be very careful using those claws for your morning scratch.
McChillin
chewybrian
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Holy shit! I haven't thought about this show in eons!
Madmanrox
Granny got into her cough medicine again...
hoopsnek
"Ha! You fell for my roos"
Tismerelyafleshwound
This one made me laugh uncontrollably
dumberthanyouraveragebear
Fair Dinkem
Vertron
Like did she not see it?
TheElementsOfHarmony
Probably didnt see it. They move fast, blend in and do the exact same move to cars and total them. Basically jump straight into them.
noxnixangel
Kangaroos have poor spatial awareness so chances are it was hopping next to and randomly decided to cross the road. It's hard to judge.
Vertron
It came straight out of the bush to the right. And across in front perpendicularly. Rider must have been distracted.
IllyonGonzales
Person instantly knocked out. Kangaroo like watch the leg bro.
DeityOfSnuggles
Kangaroos are so freaking weird, man. No creatures like them.
seckzie
I like them?
DeityOfSnuggles
I like them too but they are freaking surreal. They have the head of a deer, claws of an eagle and stand up straight like humans.
seckzie
I agree, i was just making a dumb joke by reading your sentence as "nobody likes them" eventhough i did understand what you really meant. :)
Jijinumerounodriver2
I once more have the privilege to inform y'all that kangaroo testicles are positioned above their penis.
OneGuyWithSixGuns
Really? Damn, Australia. Even your kangaroo genitalia is upside down.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Heh, beans above the frank
OneGuyWithSixGuns
Franks and beans!!!