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I’m just really excited and wanted to tell you guys about it. It’s the lead role, and the film is super dark and sexy, it’s not Hollywood but the work is going to be amazing.
Upvotes all round!
CityYeti
Is it indie?
MainManMisterMxyzptlk
Bahiano1993
McNulty?
PoeticAnarchy
jenmovies
https://media1.tenor.com/images/0610b8e6cb25888b1f85ec0ee63197a1/tenor.gif
hookerbot5000
I REQUEST A SATANIC FUNERAL!
SisterFister69Hitler
jofo97
Is The Wire getting a movie?
Ophiukus
Burghguy
It'll be a great year to try out method acting.
DominicanLou
Detective Jack Daniels I presume
Improbabilitydrive42
From Tennessee, this is my partner , Jim~
Snoochybooch
Underrated comment right here
100010101010Amen
Is this a who framed Roger Rabbit reference?
RabidDingo
Cheers!
Hyakuretsukyaku
Hey there James McAvoy, you did that one before!
HouseTonyStark
Above the line baby, above the line.
Upvooote
ARSPCD
What's the name of the flick?
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McKavian
You are, of course, going to let up know when it's out so we can go watch, yes? We gotta know when/where to heckle, @OP.
TwistMyNipples
Big titty Asian bound and gagged before fucked in ass by hairy fat man with micropenis
Ophiukus
So that’s what happened to @iseenipple
TwistMyNipples
RIP their bum
Davedavedavedavedave
So its a documentary?
ZachsAnomaiy
Autobiography
SecretSanta4u
A SitCom?
thor0486
Mulder?
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
It's porn... It's always porn....
Mxlespxles
Everything's porn if you're horny enough
Botarel
Dream role, my man. Is the script an original work or based on an existing work? If so, which one?
nsaladbar
I love these over complicated porn plots.....
Ophiukus
Best porno comment. I should make a trophy for these.
Tchernobog
Awesome! A few short films under my belt now, I have a bit of a showreel. Slow going but hey, gotta start somewhere :)
Ophiukus
Keep going!
Tchernobog
Thank you! It's tough to manage full time job with this, but at this point it's all about building the showreel some more!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Now since it's not Hollywood, does it still qualify you to get into SAG, or...? My understanding is that's a whole big fucking catch 22...
Ophiukus
No I’m in Canada :)
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Ohhh, so you don't have to worry about any of that in canada? That's awesome! I have always stayed away from acting because of that hassle!
SofaKingGreat
Found Brendan Fraser’s Imgur account
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Like True Detective-ish?
zeekity
Here ya go.
lewimowo
What about your villain kid tv role? And congratulations!
Ophiukus
That was a one episode deal :) they might bring me back for more depending on response etc
OreoD
Tell us what it's called when it comes out!!
FutileHumility
BoZiLLa
So... Filth?
slacker92
@OP please post links to teasers or even where we could find info on the finished product later on. You're my boy Blue!
Fizzledrizzle69
Agreed!
ThIsAnNoYsPeOpLe
yes!
Mxlespxles
Stanbob
Best one
ThaEnder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WKAtQTJwxQ
Mxlespxles
Holy fuck that's a lot of work just for me to just go and steal it.
zaqx
Thank you
DadddyWarlord
The coach of Mexico. Someone showed him this.
wooferDog
Thank you, I was watching OP's post and wondered what was wrong with it. You've brought the remedy!
LuffyFett
Does anyone have the longer gif of this where he levels up like three times? Or other similar gifs?
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LuffyFett
THAT WAS AWESOME! THANK YOU!
Mxlespxles
EternalSenshi
You're my hero.
ShinksAvoHazaar
I Fucking love these
m5vf
Me too
TheeRealDuke
Shit, I could watch these all day.
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TheRatPrince
Kami bless you
awesometotallyawesome
Shit, I could watch these all day.
Reorder
Now you just gotta learn how to be a detective
definitelynotawolf
I get the rest of the joke... but idk if you’re implying that OP is the murderer or not
makeaustraliabonzaagain
Ask the worlds greatest.... just not on Tuesdays.
youdonegoofed
SofterKinderSlowerStronger
Savage. Take my upvote.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
First, get a magnifying glass
Ophiukus
I was contacted by a detective recently looking for an attempted murder witness that I knew... maybe I should ask him for a ride along.
GloriousPubes
He just meant you're an alcoholic sex addict though
WokeenFenix
Ryebread91
Watch case closed and do the exact opposite of what detective Moore does.
Nirnias
Have sex with him also, that way you are continually improving 2 critical skills you will need for the film at no extra cost.
ActionJohnnie
I’ll ride along with alcoholic, sex addicts for 1000, Alex.
Reorder
That was either a masterful dodge at the joke, or a clueless redirection, but I like where it went.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
It would be clueless redirection had it been me. Care to clue me in?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Thanks guys, I was being super clueless yesterday.
theplayahaterball
It implies OP to alrewady be an alcoholic and sex addict
ohhNagger5
Alcoholic check, sex addict check to become a detective still in progress