A wild Dickbutt appears
MRW when the pickup guy calls and says the weathers too bad to pickup our portable storage container and needs to reschedule
MRW I quit my job on Friday and realized I don't have to go to work on Monday...
My wife and I when my son says he could beat me at Mario Kart because I'm "old"
Best toy you never had
The Credible Hulk
Took a year off of work to be a stay-at-home dad and get my masters degree. I just graduated.
It's everywhere...
I've been a member for almost 3 years...
Take this. It's dangerous to go alone.
You've probably never heard of the Millennial Falcon
Mondays, amirite?
Because some of you get this
It's my Cake Day! Apparently I've been here 4 years.
It's true.
I just had a vasectomy and I'm browsing user sub.
My reaction every time I get a medical bill
How about this? So simple. So deadly.
What Marcus actually said.
It started as just a corny confession bear, I swear.
After 8 years on active duty, tomorrow is my last day.
Went away on business for a few days and my 4-year old made this. He told my wife to write these words "exactly".
MRW my wife and I realize that when she finishes school I can quit my soul sucking job to be a stay/work from home dad
For my cake day: MRW I see people getting over 100 upvotes for their cake day.
As a mobile-user when I switch to my laptop and discover keyboard shortcuts
Kanye and Kim weren't the first, and won't be the last. For those who don't remember, I present to you: Frank Zappa's kids.
MRW I logged in to imgur after being at work all day
This is you too. Admit it.
Slow Thursday morning at work, hanging out in user sub.
My response when the boss says that I "need to stand out more"
I heard on the news that Ken Ham is building a Noah's Ark at his theme park. Whoop tee dee. Pittsburgh's had one for 80 years.