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funkgasm
first one ftw
lapisknight
These are all generally satisfactory amounts of leather and steel.
MalukuSeito
UGH, I hate to see woman in skimpy armor like this. None of them offer any protection against even the smallest depleted uranium tank shell.
Irishitup
#17 has some high powered armor right there
Geckuro
go through this album while listening to power metal
Wellshiet
There's going to be two comments. The thirsty ones and the triggered ones.
pdhackley
Exposed midriff isn’t very practical.
NerdN1
https://www.reddit.com/r/armoredwomen
annethearcher
#4 is me (just google "annethearcher" and you'll find me) and I'm so amused at the comments! Haha made my day!
Drakhma
im just sitting here thinking, you all in chain mail gunna have issues with your hair getting caught
moonshadowkati
I have long hair and chain mail, can confirm, it's not a good combination.
mcgonagone
Same here. You habe to bend over to geht rid of the chainmail and you will loose some hair with it
DonkeyGoat
I'll let this one slide, but next time include Xena. +1
notadoctorbutiplayoneontv
Well #15 has her armor and weapons..does that count? It's not the glorious Xena but inspiration was gleaned from her.
thecannoli
I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that!
Metallica93
All posts should contain Lucy Lawless, honestly.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
2nd! Do we have a vote? All approve say "AYE"!
DocMcstuffns
I could have a body like that, but the box of cinnamon toast crunch i just ate wont allow it
TedTheMan
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
I'm pretty sure #1 is a rogue, not a warrior
lordfluffy
I haven't read the series that she's cosplaying from, but I think there's sort of magical dominatrix agents of pain or something.
Shpadoinkleman
She's a Mord-Sith, basically an anti-wizard. Using magic against her allows her to control it herself, basically.
thisisprocrastination
#10 #26 Wowza, those are brilliant pics.
DeleteriousDuck
They were actually taken by an amateur artist who was ‘discovered’ because of them. He then worked on the Wonder Woman advertising campaign.
thisisprocrastination
I dig your angle.
jazzminforrestall
My personal favorite is the one where the lady is standing on a bridge... the one with the antlers and the ax.... It looks so elegant...
SergeantMajorSpoiler
That awkward moment, when at least one of them is a porn star...
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Well, some are warrior women. Others are models in silly bikinis.
openlor
Don't forget to tips your fedora
zizouh
Not even good models. Like what the fuck is she grabbing, there is no way that brick wall is that sensual.
Escape2Continue
I think some of them are from bare maidens
WiqidBritt
yo, I'm pretty sure they're all models.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Yeah, I knew some smart-arse would say that.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
#13 is wearing a pillowcase and the sword looks photoshopped in lol
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
None are. This https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bf/50/04/bf5004c57db6161d9d7ae4c50b39be75.jpg is a warrior woman.
RockPapersBeer
Now I really want to see a battle between that handfull of properly armoured gals and the boob-plate-brigade. Will their numbers save the->
RockPapersBeer
brigade or will the weakness of their defenses be their undoing? Find out tonight, at... BITCHFIGHTING XTREME!
Grognarak
Brigade would be demolished come on now :P
GrimmTurd
Good girls go to heaven. The best women go to Valhalla.
SpiderDetective
Here, here.
driftinginspace
Please help! I’m a dudesel in distress!
jinoh
The only thing I could think of was the horrifying amount of mosquito bites they're going to get with that sexy armour.
RealityInflicted
Yes that, and the horrifying amount of death.
Escheron
i was thinking less mosquito and more arrows to the chest ad abdomen
NewtonScamander
Hello new fetish
LickLickLickMyBalls2
Top armor in the game, covers very little vulnerable spots
openlor
It is a game afterall
alwaysupvotefuturama
Most of them would quickly fall victim of their insufficient armor.
LSparkles
That -and you could have dragging them by unrestrained hair.
daellat
or just push them over with their incredible low weight and lack of any real muscle definition
OMGLasergunsPewPewPew
I count a grand total of 3 actually practical sets of armour, and other practical outfits in this album.
Gerbils
What bugs me more are the 0 practical physiques.
NerdN1
This might be more to your liking: https://www.reddit.com/r/armoredwomen
NerdN1
If you want women in real armor: https://www.reddit.com/r/armoredwomen "Injury isn't sexy"
RockPapersBeer
Fuck, I found another one. A fetish, that is.
NerdN1
Is giving someone a new fetish a good act? If so I've done my good act for the day. :)
openlor
Oh, aren't you observant
Lilithet
I count more than that.... #1#3#4#12#16#26
Lilithet
Was not considering the cape and head circlet on the last one... so scratch that too...
OMGLasergunsPewPewPew
That was meant to say 3 practical sets of armour, and 2 regular outfits. #3, #12 and #26 for armour, #4 and #16 are good, but not armoured.
Eudonidano
I cringe at #3 . All that hair + chainmail = painful new haircut.
OMGLasergunsPewPewPew
I can't possibly imagine #1 being comfortable or practical outside of a BDSM club.
fnhngest
but.. the boob-separating strap? that’s just 100% comfort clearly
OMGLasergunsPewPewPew
I'm pretty sure that strap is supposed to be keeping the gorget in place :P
Lilithet
Leather was a common material for armor... the corset may be a little weird, but it adds an extra layer. Also think about motorcycle wear...
Csel
evidence for leather armor is scarce. it existed, but its availability and effectiveness is questionable. Definitely not like #1
OMGLasergunsPewPewPew
Leather armour (or riding gear) isn't thin, skin-tight leather, though, which this clearly is.
Lilithet
The only reference as to how thick this is, would be the shoulder thingies and the corset, both which are rather thick.
DobbyLivesHere
You know what I love about #3 and #4 especially... those chicks could fucking kill you. Functional entire outfits and arms are fantastic.
Gerbils
Honestly, I think we're safe from #3 wearing twice her weight in chainmail. Just walk away slowly. #4 s got some sense though.
DobbyLivesHere
Lol, I got that feeling too, but I didn't want to discount the fact that it is, in fact, functional chainmail, not cosmetic. I've studied a
DobbyLivesHere
bit of English Medieval Martial Arts and gotten familiar with the feeling of being stuck by a practice sword. Metal Skin counts 4 something!
annethearcher
#4 is actually a complete newbie with axe and shield, but could murder you with a bow! How do I know? Cause that's me.
Gerbils
Nice! You got the badass stride w/ the axe down at least. Although, if we could skip the murdering me in either fashion that'd be swell.
Deathstrik3
#1 The Sword of Truth is a series that needs more love.
HalstenTorqThorkelson
Even if the writing is good, and I don't think it's particularly good, Goodkind's objectivist bullshit is such a turn-oft.
cobragrunt
I think the first book is the only one worth reading so far. It had a clear beginning and end to it.
Shpadoinkleman
The next couple books had some interesting ideas, and I liked the concept of Jagang, but then Goodkind went full retar- er, Objectivist.
Arracor
I agree, though it's also always bugged me a little just how much certain elements have in common with things from Wheel of Time. Which is >
Arracor
> a polite way of saying 'ripped' or 'blatantly copied', though I read SoT before WoT and so I didn't notice until a reread.
Inappropesmagotes
#6 does movies
eadanke
In that armor? Just curious
SeroRamai
Yeahhh... She seemed different from the rest.
Excludos
What gave i away? The crappy green screen? The pornstar enlarged mouth? The uncovered nipples? the crappy cosplay? The crappy quality?
Inappropesmagotes
It was the fact that she is a pornstar. But those too lol
RickHalcyon
What makes you say greenscreen? That's just a super-giant horse.
Excludos
Or she could just be an extremely tiny human
JadawinUK
#1 Ah, Cara from Sword of Truth, where the books are a billion times better than that crappy "Legend of the Seeker" series.
DeleteriousDuck
The creator of that series said it was his one true regret, just before dying of liver disease.
Arracor
Glad this is top comment, gives me some small hope for the literary world. Fuck all these haters in the comments, though.
LordRahl23
She’s my favorite
RogueLanguageModel
"Thats... thats from the Wizards First Rule, isnt it?.. *screams internally* "
yohhhhpppp
That author had some weird shit rolling around his head.
Hrafna55
#1 https://mordsithcara.deviantart.com/art/Purraise-Satan-714848990 ?
MrSpankalot
I didn't even know there are series. But that can't be Cara can it? Isn't Cara blond?
driftir
It's cosplay dude
PinkEater
Mord Sith and the Mother Confessor. Mmmm.. Damn It -
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Still, I'd like the series to have a final season. Not every thing has to be made for adults, kids loved the show
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
I've only read Pillars of Creation and was immediately like BELT! STRAPS! ROD! RED LEATHER! RED! LEATHER! and it's just as I imagined ; ~ ;
Shpadoinkleman
The books aren't very good either, especially once they become nothing but political rants.
RollingTundra
It seems like all my childhood books like sword of truth, enders game saga and the dark tower get shitty adaptations but yet a shitty 1/2
RollingTundra
Book like hunger games, maze runner and others get faithful adaptations or better adaptations..
FlatPlutoSociety
The show was unbelievably awful, but holy shit, those books were garbage after the first one.
ManaPotato
I lost my shit at Panis Rahl. Who names one of their characters Panis?
atomboi
Hells yeah! Show was huge let down. Books are always better. Same with Ender's Game btw.
Xanax
They didnt even get her character right lol she was pure D'Haran which means blonde hair blue eyes
crashcourse07
Well the show is actually better than the last few books...
zillian
Agreed so much
CocktailGaming
Amazing series. Loved it
Luc1ferSam
I'll admit, I thought it was the mercenary reds the Adem wear in The Kingkiller Chronicles
Strongharbour432
Gotta look into this now
Thisusernameis
There never was a Series...
alaest0r
i dont read books but i really enjoyed thr show :(
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Actually where I got my chosen name from. Cara is such a badass. Best character by far. Also lets not talk about that show.
Arracor
That's... that's actually kinda hot.
TransGirlsDoItBetter
JadawinUK
I guess M&Ms won't do?
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Nah, candy is fine too.
Septiformus
Damn you Sam Raimi
JadawinUK
I damn Terry Goodkind for his "ok" to fuck around with his stories for that series.
Septiformus
Well he had Hercules, Xena, and army of darkness..... Unfortunately he also had Spiderman
JadawinUK
Well, Army of Darkness can balance out a lot of crap... but not what he did to Sword of Truth.
Septiformus
True, but when Terry Goodkind said okay, he had not done Legend of the Seeker yet
pitapie
The books took themselves too seriously for how bad they were. The show was pure fun
grimwyrd
I can think of one thing I really liked about the crappy TV show... Bridget Regan.
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
Bridget is beautiful, no doubt. I'm a Tabrett Bethell fan myself. <3
blcoyote
Shall made it worth sitting through that awful TV shew adaption
SolidSnake120
Legend of the Seeker? What's that? *tries to force out any memory of that horrid abomination*
GrizzIyAdamsDidHaveABeard
I absolutely loved the show, b/c I watched it first. Thanks for the reminder to read the books! Can't wait.
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DeleteriousDuck
The are rebooting the show with the original cast!
driftir
I can't find any legitimacy to this comment, source?
Imalwaysready
And yet neither was particularly good. OK, first wasn't that bad, but then he just retold variations of the exact same story 15 more times.
VileCoyote
Cara is toit as a toiger!
Arook1
The only good thing from that show was that costume design
Imalwaysready
And the women that wore them.
obscureusername
And the opening action sequence in episode 1. That's it though.
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Seeing that costume is probably the 1st realization I had that I wanted to be hurt a little by a sexy woman.
nomorehumans
Lol absolutely
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Best part, my then crush (now wife) is the one who got me watching this. At the time I wondered if there was some hidden message there
Arracor
...well? Was there?
LongAsIHaveSerenity
I started to like the books....then LOATHED the author endlessly preaching his Objectivism. Dear lord god on high.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
UHH YOU DONT ENJOY HOW HE HAS THE ONLY NICE HOUSE ?
DeleteriousDuck
The author actually killed himself after a heated argument with his SO ABOUT Objectivism.
Pawntoast
That’s just not right at all...
DeleteriousDuck
But does that make it Wrong?
Pawntoast
Just checked the username, my bad
TransGirlsDoItBetter
neoninja2
I see you are also a man of taste.
Arracor
*culture
neoninja2
I beg your forgiveness. My mistake.
Arracor
Submit to Cara immediately for your punishment.
neoninja2
With the utmost diligence and pleasure.
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Mistress Cara. Don't forget the appellation.
Dranton12
First thing I saw and thought that’s a fucking confessor. Well I’m glad that series had such an influence on me.
Dranton12
You’re all right. My bad guys it’s been 15 years since I read the books.
Pawntoast
Yea clearly not you fucking muppet... that’s not a confessor
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Never read the books, started the show.. then GoT premiered. Never finished it.
vorodar
You are not missing much.
IrishBarBalm
Cara was a Mord-Sith (leather). Khlan was the Confessor (white dress).
ohboyboy
Klahn? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl55ltDG5Ow
IrishBarBalm
Lol damn phone.. "Kahlan".
JadawinUK
I just imagined Kirk shouting "Khlaaaaaaaaaaan!"
StrykersWill
almost compulsively corrected you. Glad you took care of it yourself.
HalstenTorqThorkelson
With 100% more Communism-curing statues, evil chickens and morally reprehensible protagonists... I loathe those books.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
LOVED THE FIRST ONES, CLOUDY EYES DUDE JUST ANNOYED ME
EvilKrikkit
The first one or two were ok. Then they wandered into terrible political fiction.
infiniteweasels
I loved the first couple books when I was a dumb teenager. It was around the anti-communism statue that I began to dislike them.
JadawinUK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eggi6y0xjVQ
Arracor
.....good lord I forgot about the evil chicken. That whole sequence was spooky as fuck.
keaoli
it was just stupid
JustSomeHoneybadger
They are normally grouped by before and after the goat (pillars of Creation) since that book is pretty bad and it's downhill from there.
Jesterr
Pretty much past the 1st book is downhill. He just added a loop-de-loop by Pillars. And the BDSM in the 1st was over the top.
Rumpocalypse
Yeah I read those a long time ago and only later did I understand the hardcore right-wing political allegory.
Jesterr
Hard core? I suppose you think 1984 and Animal Farm is alt-right stuff then...
EvilKrikkit
Commie stuff. Not altright.
Rumpocalypse
The protagonist literally goes to a "socialist" nation and fixes a town through the power of personal responsibility.
Rumpocalypse
The antagonists wanted to kill everyone with magic(money) because not everyone could have it. Very thinly veiled right wing politics.
Rumpocalypse
That is not to say that the same hasn't been done the other way around. I just like politics out if my little fantasy.
WARLORD
Found the "Real communism hasn't been tried yet" guy.
HalstenTorqThorkelson
Oh there are plenty of problems with Communism irl, but Goodkind's version is a strawman parody at best.
Jesterr
OPs criticisms are a fair cop. The anti-communism was laid on _thick_. Rand couldn't have made it thicker. Not wrong, mind you, just _thick_
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Books were SUPER preachy though. CAPITALISM GOOD. JESUS ALLEGORY IS GOOD. Try Wheel of time. Or Malazan book of the fallen.
SingularWit
Blood and bloody ashes, have an upvote.
RollingTundra
Malazan book of the fallen is great. Wheel of time is also great as long as you can make it through the boring 3 middle books..
VileCoyote
Ooooh, Malazan is an awesome series!! Whiskeyjack for the win! And of course Kruppe.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Yes! The warrens. the giant undead scytheblade-handed ancient dinosaur hive minds with flying fortresses. man, never said it out loud before
VileCoyote
It's a handful, but it makes it realer, which is cool. And the Warrens are the shit! Kind of like The Ways from the Wheel of Time series.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
WoT had the threads, and the different weaves that sexes could use, and the slight interplay made it believable. mal had a cool past-eutopia
Promethianfire
Can anyone explain the psychology of why this is hot? It is, I'm just not exactly sure why.
ISpeakStrine
Weird isn't it?
akteddybear
It's called being scareoused
Promethianfire
Yeah but I'm not frightened. I'm just aroused.
openlor
ayyyy
eadanke
Step one in mate selection is "will this person be a burden". A well armed and fit woman won't be.
openlor
bullseye
CKnowles
I took a couple of college classes on the subject, but can only offer theories as there's no consistent agreement or model. ->
CKnowles
For middling Kinsey scores, these types of images provide not only features from masculine and feminine extremes, but a tacit suggestion ->
CKnowles
that their blending is okay. In this way, Brienne of Tarth (who is not exemplary of either extreme) can provide a comforting image. You ->
CKnowles
don't have to pick the part of you that like men OR the part that likes women, there exist examples that satisfy BOTH. For more exclusive ->
CKnowles
sexualities, these models can offer a familiar hegemony while including a satisfying sexualization. Supposing the accouterments of war are >
WaxForBrains
Weakness isn’t attractive.
openlor
Attractive is attractive
JadawinUK
Well said, Sokrates.
openlor
Well you can see for yourself how many people here just didn't get it.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Confidence is attractive? Biologically, a strong woman = healthy = healthy offspring, also protective woman = good mother.
Promethianfire
I think that's probably it. Immediate evidence of strength and (at least presumed) skill = will produce strong offspring.
Imhonestlypartying
Death by snoo snoo. That's why.
openlor
Exactly
Promethianfire
I dun wanna die tho
Nobodywillreadthis
Mostly the sexy outfits filled with sexy women. Notging actually classifies as armor here
openlor
they're definitely not called clothes though
Nobodywillreadthis
guess technically a leather jacket is not a Cloth
openlor
No Fred, leather jacket is a cloth. That rogue in the photo is wearing a piece of leather armor.
Nobodywillreadthis
"Leather armor"
KerkylasOfAndros
A woman who can kick your ass it's pretty attractive. I don't think any of them can, but I'd like to think otherwise.
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KerkylasOfAndros
I'm a big guy, so, unless she's that brienne of tarth girl and/or she has a weapon it's pretty unlikely. Like a small car crashing a train.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
I honestly feel like the practical ones look better than the over sexed ones
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openlor
Sounds like you're still hitting puberty
Meeces
Not sure that makes much sense, but yea my original comment was a bit immature. I guess that's what you were trying to say.
iLikeHockey
I was just thinking how as nice as it looks, most of the armor here is pretty hilarious
codexdelux
I know who I'd fight along side with and who I'd fight against at least.
TonyStarch
Agreed, whenever I see women in oversexed/impractical armor they seem less attractive than the ones wearing practical armor
openlor
I see women in oversexed armor as sexy.
zykelator
You mean you like practical ones more than fantasy ones?
VioletMoonRising
But the armor is too low-leveled. It would never work in real life, covering up that much skin.
openlor
It is not real life, it's fantasy
cepacolusmaximus
Some are dressed for battle, some for the bedroom.
IndigoSlam
And what's the deal with the one wrapped in a curtain? Always amazed at the work goes into some of these
ZimKat
That one made me laugh because I imagine her trying to fight while holding it up.
IndigoSlam
Can't beat the trusty battle curtain when things get dicey
xaosbob
Common sense is so much sexier than "being sexy."
openlor
Being sexy is sexy
webberjo
Some of them look like they spent more time putting on their makeup than their armour.
openlor
It is for photo shoot, nobody wanna see disgusting, ugly models.
jetflight
That's your opinion and that's alright. But claiming "cringe" and "unrealistic" is idiotic. If one can accept dragons&wizards&orcs, and 1/2
jetflight
even WoW-style male armors, but draw the line at exposed midriff... They don't have a problem with armor, they have a problem w/ women 2/2
oscillatingdogfan
All that eye make up? The moment she sweats or goes into smoke, it’s gonna get in her eyes. That shit kills.
openlor
The make up is to make good pictures
LtKifKroker
Mechlai
and here I am going through the pictures like YES, YES, YES, FUCKING STYLISH, too plain, NICE, FUCKING EPIC CAMO SHOT! Favorited because art
openlor
You're doing it right
Kuvajainen
Yeeeesss, corsetssss and tiny metal bikinissss and pantiessss are the bessssst armor!
openlor
They are, they caught your attention. It pays to be attractive.
TheScarfyDoctor
I was about to say, I expected all of them to be sexy stupid armor, but only about 3/5's were.
Boredoom
In my mind, the practical is the one used in combat and the sexed up is ceremonial, so they can have both. That's what I've decided.
Mityguy
Couldn’t agree more
supersomatic
which practical ones? 90% of them are too small to lift their weapons
iDrawStuff
They do.
Sparkbot
You ever think something and think hey ill comment that but then read the top comment its what you where about to say
goforthandconquer
some of these look legit awesome. and some are just plain stupid.
Wellshiet
Good for you.
NerdN1
Look here for women wearing proper armor (most of the time) https://www.reddit.com/r/armoredwomen
openlor
Nah, I'm here for the sexy armor
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
As much as I like corsets, wearing on in battle dissent seem smart.
moonfoxmanatee
You read my mind
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Practical can mean thin though. Chainmail is a bugger to move in after a while.
Discoduck
Ladies in practical leathers ftw
swatz
cause you want to peel it off!
BunnyFromMars
Yeah i cringe at any armor with an exposed midriff, it's just so stupid.
Wellshiet
It's fucking costumes. They're not going to medieval warfare. Take the stick out of your ass and calm down.
Irreal
Or corsets and plate that goes in one piece over the whole torso
PropainAndPropainAccesories
"I'm fully protected from head to toe!! No really, just my head and toe. Fuck my vital areas in sexy."
asianmilkspray
Don't think of them as armored women. The clothing is just for distraction while they nimble around more heavily armor male opponents.
duperdolt
None of them would last a second in battle anyway, so how does their shirt make anything more or less believable?
LtKifKroker
openlor
It's smart because they're for photo shoot.
Psile
I agree, though deliberate clevage is even dumber. That is literally the most important area to protect.
ODSTsRule
Even i - with my 2 year old knowledge about swordfighting and melee - would cut idiots like this
wide open.
NerdN1
I like to imagine it as amazon court dress. Their leaders can't hide any frailty beneath finery and the metal symbolically marks them as >>
NerdN1
warriors. In war, they wear proper armor. "You thought we FOUGHT in that? What are you, an idiot?
NerdN1
Here https://www.reddit.com/r/armoredwomen
Discoduck
I now have a reddit where I can post my practically-designed-lady-armor-drawings! THANKS
Leithoa
*Scroll scroll* One hit & she's dead *scroll scroll* Where's her arming cap, that maille's worthless *scroll scroll* that's not armor at all
openlor
You mean *take attractive photos* good job!
SomeAngelDude
level 7. level 7. level 3. oh, midriff, that's level 18, at least. level 7. level 1 wizard with sword back-up.
talenphillips
Long, loose hair and long fingernails everywhere.
ZimGenzko
To be fair it’s female warriors and not realistic female armor which in itself is modern, very few cultures actually allowed women to fight.
MasterMookie
Shieldmaidens was a thing with the vikings and female armor is just like male armor... Armor. It's just females in armor... god
talenphillips
The women are also unrealistic. Long, loose hair and long fingernails aren't going to be fun to have in a fight.
Irreal
Those are sidearms. If you lose your swords you scratch the enemy and when your nails break you try to strangle them with your hair
Leithoa
They all 'allowed' them to fight, but they weren't first round conscripts. That doesn't mean we can't have realistic female armor now tho.
ZimGenzko
Chinese empire and the ottomans didn’t. And in the Middle Ages I Europe most women weren’t even allowed to own any weapon.
NotHardly
Yup, but... they were allowed to be spoils of war, you know slaves, raped, throat cut, etc., so there's that. There's a problem w/ allowed.
Leithoa
I'm talking about more when the main army is routed or defeated, last ditch fighting to protect their family / village.
Sheepyhead
I like sexy armor outfits and practical armor outfits
openlor
Hey, me too!
Sheepyhead
Seems like we're the real winners, huh
PmMeGifsForSauce
Sure you do. And I bet it has nothing to do with the recent popularity of realistic female armor. You're so progressive.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
yeah less is more does not apply here.
hirrellelectric
thats what i was thinking until i got to the 2nd last pic. Changed my mind rapidly
NeverSplitTheParty
Honestly, #3 is just a really good look.
DepressivesBrot
Aye, also really like #26, assuming that's a full length shirt as well (looks like it, plus that owl is cute)
mormacil
fadedcharacter
Beautiful picture & my fav look
Agent00Negative
I love the look, but I've always wondered; wouldn't long hair like that get caught in the chainmail?
Kaechos
Yes
IllegalDuckling
It really depends on the design.
openlor
Thank you
CrimeThinker
I think the one that looks best is whoever wins the battle.
openlor
They one who looks best is the one who looks best.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Yeah, #6 looks shitty in battle. At least she'll make a pretty corpse.
openlor
She made a good model
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
that depend where and how she will be cut
GetMeAReubenSandwich
Agreed, I'd let #1 hurt me just to get an up-close look at the leather... wow!
hrondraco
I loved the books in the beginning but by the end it got pretty preachy and spent WAY too much time debating morality and philosophy.
openlor
notthisagain
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
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everythingwastakenwastaken
What practical ones?
talenphillips
The ones with exposed midriffs and long hair and fingernails are obviously BATTLE READY!
TheSecondToLastAirbender
Definitely not the horned helmets. That's just a handle someone can throw you to the dirt with
openlor
But it's good for photo shoots
Maitrify
I was coming down here to say the same. Went through and the ones that had practical use were neat; half naked ones? STUPID.
openlor
nah, they know what they're doing
ForceKinTim
You know what make a good female armour? you wouldn't know it was female when she has a helm on.
openlor
It's subjective
CuddlyTree
Not really, barrel chest armor is designed to direct blows away from the vital organs. Armor made to look feminine doesn’t do that.
openlor
For battle yes, but for sexy fantasy female warrior photo shoot, a sexy and/or feminine armor fits the criteria better.
openlor
You wouldn't want to see a warrior women with barrel shape torso in Conan now wouldn't you Larry?
CuddlyTree
Eh, but how cool would a battle accurate show be!? I’d be into it. :)
Textuality
I love the antlered woman on the bridge with the axe. Looks badass and functional (other than the really long skirt). Small axe though. :)
Irreal
The skirt is probably the most functional bit and the axe is ridiculously oversized for use in combat.
Irreal
The axehead atleast.
Textuality
Not if you're using it two-handed, which since she has no other weapons, is likely. And if so, the haft is way too short.
Irreal
Even two handed it still got one too many axe blades
Textuality
The double-bit/double-headed axe has been around for thousands of years.