I hope it's a false alarm
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My favorite quote from Chaos Seeds
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676
The pond near me froze over so I can do that cool sound thing with throwing pebbles
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999
Diabolical!
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1404
With every lovely lady I see, it gets worse
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988
Get bonked
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658
We all have that one friend
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1562
Every time I check the 5 dating apps I use
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602
Zoom that brain rot my megachad
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163
Just a light enema for me thanks
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822
Mmmm cookies
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1106
Nooo, you're supposed to be devastated that I'm leaving!
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1019
Its only a thousand
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887
People, what a bunch of b
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1550
Is that a yes or...
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1366
Babe I'm going to need a thumbs up or something
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287
Innit?
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323
Seriously I'm joking
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989
Two t-rex's fighting over a table saw
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472
Rich go brrr
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1176
Don't get therapy. Just make memes
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621
Forever thirsty and hungry, but it's always juuust out of reach
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1298
Callous? Against the rich? Cmon
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1312
I know it's in protest, but i like this imgur
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700
Liquidizing? Carbonating?
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Scratchy scratchy to make smooth
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1201
Come look at the clouds
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880
I never don't want to not be unsafe... I think
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616
French freedom fries
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194
Bubble gut for all the bad people
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5
761
How i communicate with my sister
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944
I don't have the sauce, sorry
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Night shift shenanigans
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1054
Went looking through the oldest pics on my phone and found my childhood dog
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1491
It's a good skill set to have regardless
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1255
Phrasing...
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1
379
Showing up to work like-
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1475
Twinsies
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1124
It's fun to play with slomo
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523
Dang witches
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718
Relax, it's sarcasm
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375
Unfortunate name for a game
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193
Woke up and decided to do a matrix photoshoot
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1533
The madness is taking me
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513
It's bad, I know
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764
Sweet of heart, dumb of ass
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434
Do it do it do it
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495
Seattle right now
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1102
Keep putting in effort just to have it sputter and die
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They keep making him more and more edgy
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826
Bored doodle
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629
Bi scottie biscottie
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717
How lonely are you
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208
In an alternate "cultivation" universe, Kirk must defend his Dao against a Tribble-ation
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