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funktasticbeast
#37 who dosen't want women to dress up like Lady Maria?
ssjalhazred
#46, If you meet someone doing something like this, let them go through their spiel. Pay attention to the whole thing. When they're done, politely say, with a completely straight face, something like "honestly, that all sounds incredibly silly. I can't believe you think any of that is real or that you spend so much time thinking about it," and walk away before they respond.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#1 Gosling: “Did you fucks not watch the movie??!”
copperdomebodhi
#42 Ellie-bellie, she's a furry girlie / Ellie-bellie, cat treats on her mind / chase the dot /now they've fought / take a nap / scratch Dad's lap / ohhhh
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#15 seven inches might get you through the wall of a bank vault. Or it might get half way through and then you can do a USS Pegasus impression.
CelestialSea
#15 Depending on how those are applied they could be quite powerful. If the gravel just appears where you want it, when you want it, you could bury certain people under a mountain of gravel. If you can teleport 7 inches does that mean 7" from your current location or 7" away from where you are now, so you could, for instance go straight through walls making you an extremely effective thief (as a bonus you can fill the place you robbed with gravel so it's impossible to gather evidence).
CelestialSea
Thinking further, if you made a mountain of gravel appear in the stratosphere above a target you could annihilate everything in the region that wasn't heavily armoured. Plus... people pay money for gravel. You could sell it and become extremely wealthy.
SidoniaFalls
#15 7-In teleportation sounds tight. would make it easier to reach high shelves and get dressed
Alkatrix
@14 I would totally pick gravel do you know how much that crap costs
IUpvoteFuturama
#14
dirtybarnacles
That fuckin slaps!
cryborg
lwsbtigsccfafhyccfafhyhy
thegreyacemaven
#15 Pill seven is bogus. No such thing as an empty container. Even the emptiest container contains a vacuum.
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
Has anyone made/sold the Banana Bread At Work bead necklace yet?
Richarmeleon
#45 hell yeah
SideshowBobsotheravatar
#15 7 and 3
freshthrowaway1138
#15 How long does it take to teleport. Like is it Star Trek with the fade out and fade in? Will you be standing in place for like a minute to move 7 inches? Because that would be fkn hilarious. Especially if it makes a slow wooshing sound.
And gravel. So I can always tell people near me to go kick rocks.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#15 3 and 7 could be rather potent.
ElectricSlideOrchestra
#27
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spiritussancto
#18 ok I'm not a great artist but I'm pretty sure that's not at all what cow noses look like wtf
FakYouSarah11
#3
dataismyspiritanimal
#46 where’s the rest of the video @op? I need to know
middlenameconfusion
I want to know where she was going with that MILF comment.
Hashbrown123
Man I Love Frogs
ChernoGamma
Probably in the link posted immediately below it
dataismyspiritanimal
Dangit, thank you. Scrolled right on by like a dummy.
secondgoaround
That’s correct!
Ultratoxic
#15 free gravel!? Sold! No really, Imma be reselling that shit for cold hard cash.
netutoring
Gravel and toaster, easily.
megatool
Gravel and empty containers. I am going to ruin those guess which cup the ball is under street hustler’s lives. Then after they die of embarrassment I am going to fill their grave with gravel, 3/4 minus.
netutoring
That's an interesting plan. *immediately steers clear of megatool:P
dirtybarnacles
#50 purrfection!🤌🏼
RichterCa
#3 The Tick. You're thinking of The Tick.
GizmosBabySitter
#10 Home Bound fkn slapped when I was a kid. I endorse this message, completely.
MandaloreTheDefiler
It still slaps.
OlemGolem
#46 But put three 6's together and you get 18. Put 1 and 8 together and you get 9. 'Nein' is German for 'no' but 'の' is a Japanese possessive particle. And possession is about the self. Your self! So what it all comes down to is: Dear American Christian moms, it's not all about yourself.
kaeperMonster
Redbull must be drink of Christ cause it gives you wings;)
OlemGolem
Actually, the bull is the astrological symbol of Taurus. And another bull symbol was that of a gilded calf that Mozes told people not to worship anymore. Plus, Redbull is red and has horns, just like the devil. Therefore, beef is evil.
astrangehop
If it already has 230 calories of corn syrup why is there sucralose in it?
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
So it’s healthier, duh
irrational1618
#8 top right
BuckysGambit
#45
I have this exact purse in Black!
ELKronos
Hell Yeah
Niagaran
#42 I lost one of my girls Oct 30 2023 and her sister (same litter) Sep 4 2024. This xmas was the first in 15 years that I didn't have one of the monsters with me.
#42 hit hard because it made me realize I'd made up sooo many stupid little songs about/for them. And, yeah, I would probably sit and listen to various people's songs about their dog for quite a while.
MaverickTitan
#15 3 & 7. Most walls and doors are less than seven inches thick, allowing you to bypass Nearly all barriers to entry you will encounter in your life. And if a room qualifies as a ‘container’ for people, then you can instantly tell if anyone on the other side of an interior wall will witness your act of teleportation based on ability 7.
1/2.
MaverickTitan
Also, what is the duration of and refractory period between seven inch teleports? Because if the answer is to both is “instantaneous”, then you could theoretically travel faster than the speed of light itself to anywhere in the universe, as long as you map out your ahead of time in seven inch increments.
You wouldn’t even need to worry about exceeding the speed of light and converting your matter into energy, because as a teleporter, will remain whatever it was when you began teleporting.
Hornedequine
#15 teleporting twice a second gets you up to about 80 mph. And well, free gravel man
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Plus, you can sell any gravel you don't need, giving you an income source.
IrishPub
If there is no delay or limit to how you can use this power, you can use it to essentially fly as well.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Also, if "7 inches away" means 7 inches away from any part of your body, you could teleport through most walls.