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Feb 11, 2019 5:49 PM
C1anP4
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Damn I'll drink a sprite cranberry to that
IDONTKNOWWHATWEREYELLINGABOUTLOUDNOISES
Let's revisit this in 20 years in regards to his kids. Just for curiosity's sake.
TwatBurger9000
That's great ...But like... What is up with all the different font sizes?
MrStealUrMemes
Makerofroads
$2 million a week? Jesus Assfucking Christ.
eetsumkaus
Jesus's Dick is big enough that he can fuck himself in the ass?
grimwyrd
Some people even manage to be good human beings without being wealthy!
Darkspire
It's about the temptation. Despite making all that money, he stayed humble, didn't cheat on his wife, and didn't wreck himself with drugs.
TheWoodpeckerSighed
I think it's outstanding because it's easy to lose your way when material wealth is in the picture
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Man I’m not the biggest basketball fan but there’s something about watching him play that just really gets the game pumping, it’s wild>
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Like, there’s times when he’s going up and you can just see him flip this switch like he just KNOWS nobody can stop him and makes it >
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Look like he’s playing against a bunch of high schoolers with how easily he breaks through to score. It’s just wild to see.
Mrviewmont72
No education? Didn't he graduate high school?
leroy666
Don't assume world class athletes are on a level playing field with the rest of us. At school ,or anywhere else.
Sassmachine
He had very spotty elementary school attendance until his mom gave him up so he could live with a stable family that gave him an education.
Redisia
If only the majority of rich people knew poverty. You would see a lot more fair wages if this was the case.
Estoyp00ping
MJ GOAT
fozzibab
I'm glad he's so charitable, but $2m a week to throw a fucking ball around? Our society is broken in so many ways.
pfsar
Most of his earnings come from endorsements and licensing, not from what he’s paid to play basketball.
WarTortilla
Well it’s our fault. We pay to see it
Gandolbg
I’m pretty sure his basketball salary is not his primary source of income at this point. And he would dominate almost any sport he played.
MiamiBentz
MJ still better
ScicleX
"with no education... married his high school sweetheart" Someone needs to educate these writers what no means.
pfsar
And Trump trashes him. Think about that for a moment, Trump supporters.
Vdubchandler
Falls on the ground like a Bitch and wines he was pushed..... fuck off
tonypotsandpans
No training? The NBA doesn’t just draft unskilled players. LeBron is great, no doubt, but this post is pretty terrible.
RabeMeansRaven
No education? He graduated from St. Vincent/St Mary's in Akron.
kolao3fyllo
TheLunaDiviner
except for the glaring lie in the 3rd clause it's all great. but "no training"?? are you joking?
Guampudo
I'm guessing @OP means life skills training.
JaciuMCX
MJ is the king, but this guy is pretty awesome
TastyLexicon
Sounds like a good man to me.
The3rdSC
He's also a decent actor for an athlete that isn't a pro-wrestler
lebronkeykong
also never tried to sport a Hitler stache
sauceysauce
sarcasticxbarista
*braces for downvotes* i don’t consider the kind of person when it comes to GOATness. Willing to say he’s not a good guy, Mj= GOAT. *ducks*
SpectreSloth
As the series Generation Kill taught me...Hitler stache is reg
dunecat1337
He's taking it back.
SafeWords
*black?
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
Wasn't that Michael Jordan? Or did they both?
hitshappens
The commentor was referencing Michael Jordan, saying why Lebron is a better human than jordan
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
Ah, I can't read
hitshappens
It happens to the best of us
kalinroar
Or had a very public gambling problem.
TheMasterDB8er
Since i share the same birthday as MJ i have a obligation to defend him, and i think gambling is a pretty minor issue compared to his 1/2
TheMasterDB8er
career as a basketball hall of famer. However i didnt know about the hitler stache and thats pretty funny lol. Wtf jordan.
QuackQuackAttack
Some pretty rational theories about how his gambling problem led to retirement 1 (forced by Stern) and possibly his dad’s murder.
TioBala
His dad was murdered?
ElvisAnitaPresley
Um LeBron went to a private school in Ohio. He absolutely had an education. - 1
leroy666
Ball player; might or might not have actually gone to class. Not to dis the King, but athlete's educational claims are often spurious.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Even still there's a huge difference in having the opportunity and spurning it versus not having the opportunity at all
Sassmachine
After his mom agreed to let him live with a youth sports coach at the age on nine. Before that he was lucky to attend school at all.
LosPer
So he was raised by a surrogate family?
Sassmachine
Yeah, he lived with the Walker Family starting at age nine. It was a major force behind the decision to open up his own school.
LosPer
Sounds good. Thanks....
kittytickler123
The reality is that in our world even if you get a high school education, people (not all) still assumes your not educated
SittingInClass
*you're
kittytickler123
Yep lol my b
SittingInClass
Way to laugh it off. You're alright.
downvotemecauseyouknowyouwanna
Dude was already a celebrity in highschool
eddewarde
Just the local catholic hs. Mom was an attorney.
DuckPlanetKing
Clydefrogger
An attorney of what, the pipe?! Lol Gloria is well known around here and it's not for her law degrees.
eddewarde
I can't find info of an attorney in the family. Just problems. What I recall hearing on tv long ago appears wrong.
Ladydeth68
astrangehop
Watched this on VHS last night, this gif on my phone is higher quality.
LordGrime
Always upvote TPB
DrSharkbite
Ladydeth68
DrSharkbite
gonzar09
The entire sword fight scene?!
Ladydeth68
maninpurple
and now i need to watch the movie today
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
Okay, but let’s also not forget to mention “The Decision” which was the lamest, most narcissistic thing of all time.
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Which he only agreed to doing because all the proceeds went to charity.
ProfessorExpert
What was it like $3 million to Boys and Girls Club for filming that? Get over it
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
If you think a 75-minute special that played nothing but LeBron highlights was about charity, I’ve got some land in the desert for sale
pfsar
1. What would YOU do to earn $3 million for kids’ charities? What have you done? 2. He didn’t have to do it for charity, did he?
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
Dude is rich enough to give 3 mill to charity straight up. To deny that event was narcissistic is really naive.
pfsar
Well done on missing the fucking point. He could have made himself another $3 million but he decided to do some good for others.
ProfessorExpert
I think you’re missing the point...
Naseth
Great, because that's where you find oil...
GodofVelcro
I’m not saying he isn’t a great guy or anything, but it’s fucking stupid to make 2 million a week just by being able to throw ball good.
ImBlueDobaDeeDobaDaDobaDeeDobaDa
There are people in the US government who get paid hundreds of thousands to pass laws that make our lives worse. At least he gives back!
Sslayer777
Probably makes a lot through endorsements and shit like that. Making a brand outta yourself boosts income quite a bit
pfsar
LeBron earns most of his money through endorsements, etc. He pays his full taxes (unlike some) and he STILL gives back millions to others.
Gandolbg
Being in the top 0.001% at a coveted skill will do that
ishouldbestudyingawholelotmore
An excellent example of someone who I can strongly disagree with politically and yet still admire as an outstanding human being
onesmallbootypls
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H3xfly
Is there a particular topic he's outspoken on that you disagree with?,
jimmyhowlett
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hakunamatatas
If I had to guess, he did refer to NFL owners as having a "slavery mentality".
DuckPlanetKing
Well?? They do.
ImBlueDobaDeeDobaDaDobaDeeDobaDa
hakunamatatas
1 Eh, based on what? I mean, getting paid millions of dollars isn't the same as being enslaved. Just because only white guys own teams, and
hakunamatatas
2 mostly black guys are the players? I dunno, seems like a bit of leap to assume that just based on race, right?
noctism
Doesn't necessarily have to be race-based but it is true that owners tend to treat their players like property, often threatening to fire-
iLovePregnantChix
James a great dude, but Jordan still the greatest to ever play the game
indified
Kobe*ftfy*
PUNKem733
Yup. Jorddan is a POS, but a better player.
Sesquey
It doesn’t say LeBron is the greatest ever
Nugemus
They're different players. Kobe is closer to Jordan than LBJ. LBJ is Magic Johnson but a better scorer
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
I am of the opinion that “greatest player” is really a mantle that is held multiple times by multiple people. It’s impossible to judge the>
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Two players by any one standard cause the game and the players evolve over time. I do think that a lot of the time people can have the >
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Rose tinted glasses but I remember Jordan being just as electric when I was a kid as James is now. But it’s still a lot of nostalgia there.
hitshappens
That's debatable. What's not debatable is that Jordan is nowhere near as kind as Lebron
dancfontaine
I think there's a lot more kindness in the world these days than in the mid 90s though because the spread of information
aquestionfouru
Both your points are debatable. But having seen both play, in my opinion Jordan is the greatest player.
hitshappens
And you're free to have that opinion. I do not share that opinion, but as we are debating opinions and not facts, there is no right answer
aquestionfouru
True, but check this I watched Jordan drop 51 at the ripe age of 38.He followed that up with a 43 point game at the age of 40.
aquestionfouru
Both are record braking performances. He was still averaging 20 ppg at 40. That just insane.
HandBear
Unless you consider everything debatable, the overwhelming consensus of players/analysts who have followed the game is Jordan is much better
jikanwalker
Is Jordan a great dude also?
DukeOfChutney608
kind of not
HlyAlch
He's not the greatest of people and he's rude in his old age but not the worst person. Source knew a guy who used to interview him.
KittyLeader
I mean, he did give us space jam.
loveisallwereallyhave
4/10
Megadestructo
I've heard "No."
jikanwalker
There you go
Megadestructo
Not, like, a bad dude.
FuckNailaAunty
Best NBA conspiracy out there is that Jordan going to play baseball for 2 years in his prime was punishment for his well documented..(1)
FuckNailaAunty
Gambling problem. (2)
jikanwalker
In Spain we sent Cristiano to Italy for tax avoidance issues (not that I am complaining)
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Well, you're glossing over the part of the theory that his gambling issues got his father killed
fabuleuse
wut
blackbearlivesmatter
There’s a really good 30 for 30 documentary about this called “Jordan rides the bus” interesting story
memepolice420
Jordan is a normal dude. So since the average human is a piece of garbage, he’s not as liked as someone like Lebron. People always said that
memepolice420
MJ was an asshole but he just doesn’t want the intense glorified attention that his position presents him with. If I were in MJs shoes I’d b
memepolice420
Someone with the exact same personality.
bbecks
Nah MJ actually was kind of an asshole. And that's okay. Calling out a HS coach in your HOF acceptance speech is petty as hell (one example)
LoopStricken
If you were in MJ's shoes you'd just be a Nike customer.
memepolice420
Zing!
KingLost
He cheated on his wife for several years
bananas4rent
not this good
SendMilk
Would a bad dude be in underwear commercials? Checkmate.
jikanwalker
Flawless
D3forc3
lebron james has better stats in literally everything except for ppg and ft% but somehow not the better player?
HandBear
Look up what PER(player efficiency rating) is. You clearly have not followed the game long if you think Lebron has the better stats
Ionodemon
Jordan was defensive player of the year and made all defensive first team every year he played in the 90s. Lebron doesn’t play D reg season.
D3forc3
and yet lebrons defensive stats are higher than jordan’s?
Chainhealer
Different times make it a tough comparison. Wilt and KAJ had some insane stats too, but I think most agree Jordan was better.
Loveshead2
That's not really accurate. For one thing, it's easier to score in the NBA now, if you normalize the stats Jordan's get better.
HarryHamwallet
is win/loss in the finals a stat?
StephenDaniels
Jordan had an aura, he was a ruthless basketball machine. He didn't just beat you, he beat you any way he felt like it.
D3forc3
idgaf about your aura, jordan couldn’t get out of the first round of playoffs before pippen, lebron carries the cavs to the finals before
D3forc3
going to miami to chase the rings that jordan fans give a shit about
StephenDaniels
Whatever you say brain.
TheDeadRabbits1846
That’s the way I look at it, but too many people believe championships are what make an individual great. Because basketball isn’t a team->
TheDeadRabbits1846
sport I guess. Don’t get me wrong MJ is an absolute stud, but peeps can’t just dismiss Brons greatness altogether because of his “teams”->
TheDeadRabbits1846
failures in the NBA finals. Bron by himself can pretty much make any team a playoff team. Look at the Cavs with and without him for example.
Chainhealer
Except for the Lakers, apparently.
idontliketheclonebone
You can hand me $420000 a week. I have no monster talent like he does, but I'll take it
Iinajoki360
I bet you want to beat your future wife over the head with it. You're no lebron
LoopStricken
Only if she consents. I'm not kinkshaming.
idontliketheclonebone
I am well aware of my lack of lebronness.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Hand me $210,000 a week. I won't give you anything in return, but I will ask how you got into my house
VigorousButtstuff
I'd settle for 1/100th of that.
Heated76
You take his work ethic and put it in a 5’10” frame and he would still be getting buckets
zvcmom1
I co learn to live on 10% of that a week
zvcmom1
*could
idontliketheclonebone
To be fair I live on 10% of that a year, I'm sure I could also learn how to adjust
ItsActuallyDavidNow
You could hand me $100 per week. I’d could maybe photo shop you a movie poster from stuff I steal off the internet. Anyone interested?
TrepidJaguar
I offer you 3.50
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I accept PayPal. [email protected]
MyTrueIdiotSelf990
I'll take it.
ManateemSix
Just hand me $420k one week. I'm good from there.
ArtOzz
Pay me about $400 a week and Ill make you a computer game in 2 years.
Ketheres
What can we expect from the quality? Technically I can make a game in a couple of hours, but it'd be literal shit.
Grizy
This needs to be a sport
Ketheres
Game jams, my man. Weird that I got the notification for this 4 months late though..
ArtOzz
With 2 hrs average a day over a few MONTHS I got what it is in my bio. Your guess is as good as mine.
TheLastBaboso
Wutjouth a team.of.flflflfkdkld
Muffyns
Plz can you make a game where you are a banana and every enemy I orange you must eat them to retain your yellow glow or you get turned into
Ketheres
"Where you orange" "you get turned into [?]". Actually, fuck it, I've gotten worse explanations on what I need to do.
Ketheres
Unfortunately I have no PC right now (will get one in a few months) though. Previous one got too smart.
Muffyns
enemy is orange x.x i missed the S and and auto correct capitalized
woozle
"poor dirt kid"
wheresmymoneydenny
mrmcboogernuts
aDrugAddictThatIsntDeadInside
Same chick? Same wife you mean?
BadDragon1183
That sounds vaguely racist... Lol
CPSTforfreeyippee
I literally pissed myself laughing at that part. #pregnancyisbeautiful
daresdarison
“Outside girl stories”
Joletti
Lol I watched Space Jam just yesterday! xD Wow MJ is a stiff actor!
JacenHorn
Yes
Aceluke123
Kid poor dirt
LoopStricken
car hook hand door? I've never understood that.
BlacksMcNutt
Shhhh. Don't interrupt, he's on a roll.
nouseforagiraffe
Likely written by a non native english speaker.
3timesaday1
I believe it's 'first peoples' nowadays
emilytangerine8910
Yeah that sounds right
dwarfgiant
I don’t think that’s the proper nomenclature.
MomKevinjustfelloutofthecar
Bigworm666999
We aren't talking about the people who built the railroads here.
TheSunburntPenguin
fiery831
"I was born a poor, black child."
Arkvoodle
Poor dirt child*
Aloofgoof
Always upvote the Jerk!
DanCutter
And *still* don’t know shit from Shinola. ?
humanthing
Literally came to comment the same thing
whenindoubtfreakout
Thank you
hatchforlife
akom
gregorclegane
I hate that I get this reference.
LeeLooDaIIasMultipass
The good stuff, none of that pussy skoal
kittykat25909
COME HITHER DIRT CHILD, TELL ME YOUR TALE OF WOES
AltFFour
This is great, thanks
opcrystal
im poor
xeroxcocks
I read this in Conan O’Brien’s voice
cuntney
Why am I laughing so hard at this
LadyAzzura
I lol’ed
Chickenbutt69
I haveth none monies but many dirts sir, the worms they fester in my flesh eating away
ThisGuyHere
SPEAK TO ME OF YOUR TRIALS AND OF YOUR TRIUMPHS! YOUR CONDUCT IS MOST UNLIKE THOSE IN YOUR PROFESSION.
crazyman32
Just woke up my roommate laughing
Affray
TEDwisdom
I like your style
gumbyneedsapokey
oldandfat
You're not allowed to call them that now
TaaTZoNe
“not allowed” and “them” and “now”..dude wtf
Gameking116
The woosh is strong with this one...
JayEnfield
Person of Urban Descent?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Stanley: I grew up in a small town, what part of me seems urban to you?
Affray
I've always referred to the centres of both cities and towns as urban areas.
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CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Coolio.