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I don't like the Reddit format. So I'm doing it here.
Aug 4, 2017 6:12 PM
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
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I don't like the Reddit format. So I'm doing it here.
coldclarity
what is one thing us ordinary folk can learn about being stealthy like a professional badass.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
Be ballsy. Generally people arnt looking for you.
IllpunchUinyourGrundle
Have you ever hid in a bush and thought that the bush was nice?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i once used a lavender bush for concealment. that was phenomenal
YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodEcologist
hahahaha, I love this comment.
TinyOctopus
Tiny Octopus has to know, having played with some Portsmouth blokes. How do you get proper tea in the field? 5-kill streak perk?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
it comes in a care package. fuck the drone strike. bring me PG tips
edasm
Tips. Everything else is rubbish.
WhatIsAUsernameBecauseINeedANameForMyAccount
Yorkshire tea?
kellinquinnfrompiercethehorizon
Longest ruck?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i think 18 miles through the night in kenya. but i was so sleep deprived that i don't really remember it
kellinquinnfrompiercethehorizon
Wow, including in training movements? How much weight?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
probably around 40-50 pounds.
ThePoisonedCaptain
Good on you sir, you have my full respect just by being a sniper.
DukeOfBadDecisions
Do you always have a spotter? If so who does more math?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
spotter is the more experienced guy. he does all the heavy work.
yaFuckingWeapon
so the good guy does the boring stuff? rude
Kennleth
Good guy is less expendable.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
not completely. he has the responsibility of both of their lives and actions. he's accountable for everything
Kennleth
I didn't mean it like that, between the two of them the shooter is the HVT and is more likely to be sniped first, better guy = better odds
BushBakedBeams
Any funny stories from boot camp or deployments?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
depends what you class as funny
Belowaveragehardscoper
Would you be able to do a work stories style post of your stories?
BushBakedBeams
Everything's funny to me.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
there was a cleaner when i was in depot (boot camp) call trina. trina the cleaner. she was the kind of girl you would take home 1/3
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
so me and a bunch of guys got her in the block with a couple of bottles of vodka. anyway it turned out it was her time of the month. 2/3
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
this didn't stop one guy and his instructor found what looked like a murder scene in his bed. so he had to sleep outside for a week
ifitdoesntmakesenseitwontmakedollars
That's classified
everybodyknowshugostiglitz
Know anyone by the name of Soap?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
mctavish? old friend
ThenILickItOff
same
PourneliusHubert
You, my man, may be my favourite person that I have had the pleasure to meet.
TheGenuineArticle
Do you apply specifically to be a sniper, or are you selected? How long did you train for?
Quizz25S
8 questions. I scrolled through 8 ridiculous questions before finding one serious one. Literally LMAO.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
you have to join the infantry. then you can request a course and if your chain of command think you are suitable then you will get a shot
itsAone
boy imagine if he left out the "a" at the end.
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
A shot. Literally.
torque99
"Get a shot" pun intended?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i did think about it. thought id see if it went unnoticed.
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
Considering it's your job to go unnoticed, you might need to work on your pun stealth
NameNotVerified
Proper sniper material
TheCobb1
He must suck at sniping, his pun was easily spotted.
ThatOneLurkerWhoJustMadeAnAccount
Longest time you’ve stalked someone?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
Hours. Try not to think of it like enemy at the gates. its much less hollywood and much more call of duty camping
PhilosopherOnWeed
Being Squad Leader in Red Orchestra
PudgyPinkiePie
So... more like Jarhead when they sit in the airport for five hours waiting and then airstrike instead
fivecharacters
So like playing Arma.
Brochiavelli
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
I'm more of a sorbe guy. raspberry preferably
Geracht
God, thank you. I prefer lemon, but raspberry is right behind and making a good go of it.
humblegrumblebee
fuck yeah
Thirds
Have you had the Roman Raspberry Sorbetto Talenti makes?
BlueDucktape
The best sorbet right there
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
I've not. can i get that in england?
Thirds
I had no idea it was an american company.
PourneliusHubert
Nowhere I've been and I've been almost around 70% of England.
BlueDucktape
See if amazon has it i get tim tams in the us through them
haltwenty13
Have you worked with the US army at all?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
yeah. 173rd airborne on numerous occasions. Some USMC last year but i can't remember their exact unit
Noahy503
G- unit??
haltwenty13
Cool. I don't want to put you in a position to say anything negative so what do you like best about the US armed forces?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
whats not to like? they did get me into dipping. strictly only when working though
drunkinstupor
@OP What do you chaw?
MichaeIScott
Grizz all day baby!
SonoAmericano
You're officially licensed to live in the State of Texas now.
haltwenty13
Well you know we can leave a bad taste in your mouth. Literally and figuratively in this case. Lol
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
haha you guys are cool as fuck. we can always rely on you for fizzy drinks and wifi
Spackler7
What's the longest amount of time you had to stay in one position/place?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
a week
Jacob12jr
What the fuck
PouetMaster
Story time?
ThePoisonedCaptain
Really, story time if you can.
Arkham97
How long did it take to be a sniper? Was it a hard apprenticeship?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
its an 11 week course but you learn every time you go on a range or do some training
Arkham97
Thank you :)
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
any time
Danasouris
Uniform Whiskey Alpha November Tango Sierra Uniform Mike Foxtrot Uniform Kilo Bravo Bravo?
eagleofdemise
im sad i had to write it out to realize what it said
VaticanCameozz
I'm happy I understood that
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
only if you have a vagina
MrNlceGuy
TheLastManOnEarthJustHeardAKnockOnHisDoor
Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo Yankee Oscar uniform. Good sir.
DapprBadgr
This exchange must look very confusing if you don't know the NPA
pyrrhlis
Or, just, initials.
Nipplebuttsalad
Is it that hard?
DapprBadgr
no, but I'm sure someone doesn't know
TerriblePokemon
How many times did you have to poop in your gullies suit to avoid detection ?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
you don't. we tend to just bury them for a few days. though accidents do happen
HitlersArtCritic
Does anyone wear anything to ether keep it in or to dispose of anything while they're wearing it so it doesn't come out?
mildcaseofbluecollar
"My, that's a right big one. Better bury it so I can show the lads in a few days."
WinsWaldo
How do you hold it for days on end though?
ZanarkandAbes
Not eat enough fiber? Simple stuff. I do it all the time.
wormfood
Beef jerky all day
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
we get some. nowhere near as much as the yanks
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
you don't. you wait until nighttime and then sneak off if possible
CatslikeFelix
That's what biscuit browns are for. Didn't shut for three days, then comes out looking like horse shit!
PourneliusHubert
This is too fucking true,but biscuit browns are bloody nice
IFINDOUBTC4r
Oh god I got a cold shiver thinking about them
Knillis
What about putting a tube up your butt and sticking that in the ground?
Vaanhalen
This does not deserve 10 upvotes
Alighierian
You're right. It deserves more.
fowly
Works best combined with a wank!
StarPilgrim
Grabbing a comment from above and making a new joke. Well done!
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i... i dont know
Knillis
Only one way to find out...
aap71
c'mon...sure you do
ComplexSystemsGuy
Do you have a particular favourite shot that you made during training or other circumstances?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
Falkland Islands (not the war) 995m head shot (on a steel target) first round
ComplexSystemsGuy
Nice!!
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
yeah i didn't believe my spotter when he called the hit at first. kinda fired at it as a bit of a joke. more luck than skill
aShogunNamedMarcus
Oh hey look it's a sn-
PuckerUpButtercup
No hyphen
jet73
If you like, you can call him sensei.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
id never shoot a shogun
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Seems like you already did
itsAone
at least he let him press enter
drenix
Probably his body falling on the keyboard did that
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
shit
WallpaperProblems
When the Daimyo hears of this he will be mad
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
please say sorry on my behalf
GaryGould
Fair play for actually answering the questions...no matter how weird. Upvote from me.
PourneliusHubert
Every one should up vote, those who don't are sithaletic fuck pigs
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
thats what I'm here for
Wubalubadubdub7
Have you ever wiped charcoal or marker on the scope of another sniper/spotter so they have a ring around their eye when they talk to you?
Infinias
Asking the real questions!
GamblorsNeonClaws
Why would their eye be touching the scope/sight, let alone be anywhere near it? Only IF sights maybe.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
new guys, certain types of sights. i don't just work with snipers
NoGodsNoHeroes
Rangefinder, binoculars, etc.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
yep
Ulricmag
Excellent.
somerandomnamegoeshere
That is extremely hilarious. And sexy
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
*bows*
BulletHunterz
Lol really?
lordofhouselurker
Bitch you think that this AMA is a joke. This dude is a sniper. A fucking sniper. He is probably peeking on your wife right now.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
not that dudes. i checked her out
danmon365
I miss read that as peeing. I assumed you meant showing dominance. Either way yes, don't fuck with the British army sniper!
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i am prone to peeing on peoples wives but i usually charge for the privilege
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
yeah, common practice with new guys. they think that pressing your eye to the sight is how it works
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Eye relief.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
exactly. something that the mongo instructors in depot often forget to enforce
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
how do you even apply to sniper school while not knowing that the recoil will smash your head 6 ways from sunday if you do that
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i was talking more basic training. sniper school is more of the cream of the crop. not easy to fool people there
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Nobody who gets into sniper school thinks that's how a scope works. At least if you're going to lie, be consistent. I was an army sniper.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
no, but a guy fresh out of the factory does if you're using something like binos
lenomdeplume
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StubbyJohnson
Agreed, this statement alone makes me feel this guy is not a sniper. Nobody gets into sniper school not knowing how to shoot with a scope
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Because it's bullshit.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Good way to get your head split open. And thats just with a .270 like I use. Let alone a heavy rifle.
Hammertulski
I'm from Cornwall. Any advice?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
yeah, leave
humblegrumblebee
harsh bud, bro
TheStateVsThomasLight
Live in Cornwall. Accuracy is on point, but I'd be impressed if it wasn't.
Hammertulski
Sorry sir, reporting in from the US. I thought I could get away from fake orange-tinged vacationers but they apparently run shit here.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
you in florida by any chance?
Hammertulski
Washington, though I spent time in Georgia and drove down to retiree paradise a few times. Florida Man is fucking real.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
DC or state? i went to DC when i was a kid. Cornwall is like the florida of england
ElelSiggir
can you translate the scottish twitter dumps?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
yeah, unless they're from glasgow. those people are basically speaking clingon
IamtheDickie
GET IT UP YI YA COCKWOMBLE
xXx69PussySlayer69xXx
dundee is far worse. they just ignore the existance of consonants
Monkeynuts7
Aw feck, not scumdee
PourneliusHubert
*Klingon And get me to, I can read the bible in klingon
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
why are you sniping the british army?
Madmacc
U must be bored or you don't have a girlfriend. Are u bored?
RonnieJay
WallaWallaWashington
Must be easy since they all wear red coats and stand in a line
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
yeah but they never expect us. that gives us the edge
FEMAcampsarereal
They know what they did.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
they're all shifty
BewareTheCypher
How many deployments?
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
fair enough
BabrahamDrinkin
I once caught them rifling through my things
2imgurtoquit
It's been scientifically proven!
orangatuan
aleister94
Have you actually shot a snipe?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
ah ha!!! no i haven't. though i am impressed by your knowledge of the origin of the name
lungbudda
Would you say some get shwifty?
DreadCarcass
GET SHWIFTY IN HERE
orangatuan
My IQ is Schwifty Five!
dingofdong
Age of my girlfriend, schfifty five!
lungbudda
Is that a big number or a small letter?
orangatuan
Music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978
Madmacc
U must be bored or you don't have a girlfriend. Are u bored?
upvotehypnotoad
upvotehypnotoad
^Guys, this is a joke, mostly about myself being both
igotlegggs
Sniper might have a boyfriend. Don't impose
jsktrogdor
This is why no one respects us like they respect reddit.
sweetrevelation
Lmao so true. But I sure do love every bit of it.
censoredbytheFCC
People respect reddit?
PeteHogwollop
Only Communists...
jsktrogdor
More than they respect us, for sure.
TheCobb1
That's a lie. They're just more long winded. I respect none of you.
somerandomguy903
Well, I personally can't respect a man who replies to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply.
InfiniteSerious
What's the best part of your job?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
stalking. and not in the creepy way. stalking a target is a thrill.
DylanIsBored
This is pretty intimidating, good thing you're on the good team
lemonfluff
Before you kill them?
HueJanus
"Not in the creepy way, in the 'I'm gonna rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty-you kind of way"
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
is that the only way you can come now?
MrTestCat
That's still pretty spoopy
TreMountain
What's the longest you've ever stalked someone?
srsfaceI8C
I dunno about you but a proficient marksman stealthily avoiding me in order to kill me creeps me out more than some obsessed doofus would.
JustAnotherReallyLongNameButImCalledTom
Do you get the giggles when your target turn around and you duck behind a rock
TrustMeIAmTheGovernment
Lol
AliBarber
I fucking would.
JeffJuice
https://media.giphy.com/media/AMowdF2nCqBbi/giphy.gif
JustADesperateGuy101
What do you do for a living?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
your mum
notsocks
DAMN
JustADesperateGuy101
You deserve the upvote and follow. I hope that I don't make me regret that.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
*takes a bow*
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
harrybo12
Well that's enough proof your military
wholettheusernamesout
Ayyy
Valgerd
How did you get so lovely hair?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
you make it yourself
bandarr5000
How do you make your own camouflage/ ghillie suit.
Wollom
Maybe it's maybelline
Captainplanetmotherfucker
What's your rank?
Unprofessionalphotographer
Yes
Squidwardsnose
3
igotfreecandy
How mlg are you? How many Doritos and mountain dews do you consume regularly? Have you 360 no scoped someone before?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i consume many doritos. mountain dew is a bit sweet for me. i prefer tea. and no, not even on COD
JasonForge
Pfft, freakin' noob. GIT GUD.
TheWholeRealFigg
...battlefield?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
of course. non of that space jumping around shit for me
JasonForge
This made me like you a lot.
Maximumerhamster
Wait...you play bf4 or bf1 or both?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
bf1
AlexanderSupertramper
Who would win in a fight between a komodo dragon and a honey badger?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
komodo dragons hide i think would be too thick for the honey badger to penetrate (lol)
MichaeIScott
+1 for (lol)
torque99
Plus the komodo dragons bite is venomous.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Also, they found out recently that they can breed asexually, would have made jurassic park more plausible than using frog DNA.
Retromorphic
Is it venomous? I thought it was bacteria..
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
though i suspect that the honey badger is more agile. if it stayed to the rear and persisted then perhaps. its a difficult one
PapiBlanco
I thought technically it was poisonous. Since it doesn't have to be via blood. But chances are I'm wrong
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
I always taught it was bacteria. Debunked in 2009. Thanks for making me learn again.
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
*i was taught. I wish I was taught to write.
Aguroiar
Don't honey badgers shut themselves down to survive bacterial infection ?
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
Only if it's a legitimate bite
ElelSiggir
Somewhere deep in the bowels of hell, Todd Aiken is smiling upon you. Or ... at least he should be in the bowels of hell.
zanderclause
What's it feel like to be showed up by Canadian snipers? The only snipers to yell sorry at their enemies.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i call bullshit on those shots, both british and canadian. the distances would mean that they wouldn't be able to see the target
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
What if they were on a cliff looking into a valley?
igilmortaredyou
I'm looking at mountains driving home from 10mi away, visibility nominal and can say with a crap 12x42 I would be able to see human figures
igilmortaredyou
And brits use drones for PID too, so it's not hard to doubt the validity of a 2mi shot on a target.wind patterns,plunge and Coriolis factord
zanderclause
But what if he really really really sees good?
zanderclause
Also thank you for your service. As a US soldier I'm just giving you crap.
TobyFromHumanResources
No one says that in the UK though, you just buy them a pint then they get into a fight with another squaddie and both get kicked out.
Mauvai
how does it feel to lose to irish snipers in competition
monsto
Even on the side of a mountain with the Hubble for a scope, there's too much weather in between, I don't care where you are.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
heat haze and variables is more my concern
monsto
that's what I meant by "weather" without trying to stuff it into 140 chars.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i know the whole 140 thing is shit. even a slight breeze at those ranges would fuck it up. if they did it was luck not skill
OSUschoolstuff
Really, you don't think they happened? I have no basis to argue they did, I'm ignorant to long range. But I was impressed.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
next time its a hot day. lay down and look down your street and look at the heat haze. now imagine that in the desert at two miles
dduncan55330
That was my argument, but hey, what do i know?
woolworths
There's a chance the shot was called on, pretty hard though, I know we try it from time to time in training in AUS.
ghos5t7
Elevated position? Shooting down a mountain for example.
funnystoryaboutthat
That's even harder when calculating the ballistic trajectory. Some extra calculations I doubt one would do on the fly.
budthespudfromthebrightredmud
Not to argue... but as someone in the canadian forces... I do believe the report was on top of a high rise. Ps.. ever work with JTF2? <3
ImBlueDobaDeeDobaDaDobaDeeDobaDa
Yeah, but Buck mains are assholes
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
its a long fucking way dude. i wasn't there but jesus. i know a lot about this shit and it just doesn't sit right
TerribleAwful
have you ever stuck your finger up your bum during a wank?
ytseone
My bum? No.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
my bum? yes
Peopleschump
The ol pokey bum wank.
spenceypie4
I laughed way too hard at this.
Peopleschump
You can never laugh too hard. Remeber that.
pursuant2me
gunstarzz
I forgot the name of the imgurian who got imgur famous for saying that
CrispyWorm
KyleCorn
gunstarzz
that's the one.....@KyleCorn still alive?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
if he is, i want to know about it
ilikeyousomuchbetterwhenyourenaked
This wins "most squaddie comment".
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
more than 'id crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked @sarah'?
shankill
Thanks you cunt. I nearly fucking drowned on a drink of tea reading this. After the kiss of life I laughed my balls off!!
someusername
One lump, or two? Unrelated, do you have sugar in your tea?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
1
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
you're more than welcome
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
yep
TinySnek
https://image.prntscr.com/image/jcqjth1ISDyFYutEjdzH2g.png Somethings fucky....
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i hadn't noticed this. do you think anyone has ever had that many points for just saying 'yep'?
TinySnek
probably lmao
PainfullySynestheic
That is extremely hilarious and sexy
padinfinitep
MySausageTouchesTheToilet
Butt, did you smell said finger afterwords or during?
FutanariSafari
you dont?
CrispyWorm
@kylecorn
TerribleAwful
RepostingCyberBully
UpgradeCookie93
No hesitation.
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
dont knock it until you've tried it
Knillis
He just took the shot. He took it.
CaramelRhapsody
I respect your honesty. I'll be sure to bring the lube when I visit my BF. If it's good enough for a sniper well....It's ON now!
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
get him good and deep. maybe use a bit of tongue. get crazy. he'll love it
anthropomorph
Nothing like a cheeky pbw
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
;)
Roboholic
Must've felt like a whole new sense?
dolphindreamsandsatan
Who hasn't??
RemarkablyRegularRob
@kylecorn
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
I haven't and i wont and i dont know why. I mean its hard enough to get my lazy ass to pursue sex, what if this enhances the issue?
EmotionallyTransparent
I haven't. I have an OCD problem with having anything on my hands. Even water bothers me. I need them dry and clean.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Hahaha!! Welp... That's certainly a valid reason! :-)
drunkinstupor
How do you wash your hands then?
EmotionallyTransparent
Well once my hands are clean they get dried asap
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
clean your bum and then try it. or get a friend or partner to help. just coz its in the bum doesn't mean theres poo
EmotionallyTransparent
My bumber always seems to have poo to offer...
abcEasyAs123
Liars that's who
dolphindreamsandsatan
As a buddy of mine used to say, "there are two types of people in this world, those who whack off and those who lie about not..."
abcEasyAs123
Truth
JohnnyAllee
Longest successful shot?
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
1600m
JohnnyAllee
Damn!
thegricemiceter
shortest unsuccessful shot?
khora
Longest unsuccessful shot?
humblegrumblebee
oh my fuck. remind me not to piss you off.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
You can piss him off, just do it from 1601metres away.
MerToo
or be in a UK colonel's uniform
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
fuck. you got me
mymemoryservesmeright
Hahaha xD
TheLastManOnEarthJustHeardAKnockOnHisDoor
I'm so glad I kept reading to this point. It made my night
ifitdoesntmakesenseitwontmakedollars
That's 1 mile for my fellow muricans
khora
1.6 klick
BackInTheBox
Canada heh
JayEnfield
0.994 miles.
ifitdoesntmakesenseitwontmakedollars
So your that guy
JayEnfield
Only 37.2% of the time.
JayEnfield
Also: *you're
ExtremelyHilariousandSexy
i fucking love you guys and your stubbornness at accepting other forms of measurement. we have a happy balance in this country
MichaeIScott
That's 'Murica for ya!
TinySnek
I have absolutely no idea how to measure cups/quarts/tbsp/tsp and I'm a born American
Blue4Five
It was 34.4444 degrees here on last Sunday, and 33.3333 degrees the day before. Or, it was just 94 degrees and 92 degrees F.
PudgyPinkiePie
How many rocks do you weigh
Makecba
https://media.tenor.com/images/852c70e2b418eb0049c956b179f25f14/tenor.gif
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
What with?
spewer
penis
HodgepodgeFoxe
AeronaDF
An Accuracy International L115A3 chambered in .338.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Thank you.
KiwiJesus
I'm guessing a gun.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
M8
Havok707
Nah that never went full prod.