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dfsmitty0711
Can we add "fossil fuel companies lied about climate change" to the bottom too?
skallagrim
"Cryptids" is too broad as several creatures once thought to be cryptids have been proven real. The Okapi and the vampire squid for example.
iamnoobplzhelp
I've been to the Bohemian club.
snooch2thegouch
Loch Ness monster should be green. Came to my door one day asking for tree fiddy.
BeckyNosferatu
"Birds aren't real" is one that I expected to see on this list and sadly, it is missing. After all, we know the Pandemic was conspired 1/
BeckyNosferatu
So the Government could change the batteries in their little spy drones!
SisterFister69Hitler
Tbh I don’t really think it’s that hard to believe a group of very rich and elite people control the world and many of whom are involved(1
Corona688
If the last 4 years have taught us anything, it's to be suspicious most of all of those making the claim.
SisterFister69Hitler
in sex trafficking or some other illegal business(2/2.
somethingawesomeandgreat
What happened in Denver airport?
merxman
Grand conspiracy theory about it either being a doomsday bunker, new world order headquarters/bunker, alternate Area 51, etc.
moocowincog
Illuminati stuff, apocalyptic paintings with new world order symbols, extremely well-funded construction with underground fallout facility
somethingawesomeandgreat
All right, that’s some stuff but did they actually do anything? Like plot a vendetta or something?
moocowincog
...no... although a blue devil horse statue fell and killed its sculptor as soon as it was done
volcabsol
There's also the fact that the statue's name is Lucifer and he has glowing eyes. (Locals call him Blucifer lmao.)
jasgstock
Curious as to why faked moon landing one (and some similar) is labeled "anti-semitic". Is the theory that Jews faked it for some reason?
GeometryFletch
This one is not a conspiracy... https://qz.com/quartzy/1230002/sandra-bullock-and-cate-blanchett-had-a-penis-facial-its-not-that-strange
canadmos
Wayfair?
WhosCatIsItAnyway
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/wayfair-qanon-influencers-instagram
factotumjack
WayFair trafficking humans? Is that a mutation of Hobby Lobby smuggling artifacts?
merxman
You know just what I need.
MrRandom314159
How can the world be both flat AND hollow?
skallagrim
PITA BREAD EARTH! PITA BREAD EARTH!
OwMyRupturedSpleen
Awww my like only conspiracy theory isnt on here. Walt Disney is 100% being kept on ice under Disney World for later resurrection.
shyriath
Pfft. You believe in Walt Disney???
dumbinsults
Disney World was a smokescreen. The cryogenic chamber was at Disney Land all along.
NotAParsnipInDisguise
You mean he's in suspended... ...animation?
Bjokobzen
Disney on ice? I've totally heard of this!
jery007
Uhhh,that's not a theory ;)
TheJokeWrecker
It's there, top right corner.
biggreenapewithalongname
And he is a lizard.
merxman
While we may one day have technology to "revive" someone who was properly stored cryogenically, it's not a reality right now. Since he's /1
merxman
Been dead for quite awhile, and obviously we haven't cracked the right anti-ice-crystal formula, there's no way he has been properly /2
merxman
stored or preserved, and would therefore remain dead.
dukeooo
Don’t knock it. Disney on Ice is a great show
Dartacus
That's because its not a conspiracy theory. It's fact ?
AuralOcean
Yeah so why isn't it in the first triangle hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?!?1?
Infinias
Oh no...so there is at least one frozen nazi and it's one with more public range than Hitler...
Rezol
And Frozen was created to make it more difficult to find information online!
Funnyjunker
Okay, this is now my second favourite conspiracy theory, right after birds aren't real.
ThrowTheAccountAway
Color me a believer! Never heard that one but I am ON BOARD
tabdelineated
And the ice-skating show "Disney on ice"
lavishlylurking
imperialmarch
jappie348
There is no logic behind this whatsoever. Its basicly a tier list for conspiracies
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adiving
Well it is a bit odd how hollow earth and obama has a fake birth cert are both top tier conspiracies. I mean.. not that I believe it, but >
adiving
> it's completely possible unlike the nonsense spouted by hollow earth. It's not even technically hard, all you need is a bit of money.
RaymondChoppard
Asking for a foreign friend : what's supposed to happen in Denver airport ?
RaymondChoppard
Disregard, my foreign friend just learned how to use Google.
factotumjack
Denver Airport uses it in its marketing. They've made it a whole airport experience.
BigUglyBear
The hell is pizzagate?
Phulba
I'd recommend using bitchute.com for answers, Google will censor any real answers
somethingawesomeandgreat
Now that was a cancerous site, gave me AIDS.
DickMercenary
Fuck outta here, nutjob!
LocoDuvet
Just don't Google it and consider yourself lucky you missed out on that clusterfuck
mycleverusernameyousay
Arsenal Vs Man Utd was the OG pizza gate
Callistan
It's the precursor to QAnon. It's a nonsense conspiracy theory about how a pizza place in DC (which is frequented by politicians) is the
Moshugaani
I think it's an overlooked fact that without pizzagate there propably would be no QAnon or it wouldn't have gotten so famous.
Callistan
Secret headquarters for a pedophile ring. It gained prominence around the 2016 election.
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
UFOs and the JFK assassination are more towards 'grounded in reality' in my book.
thoushaltnotpass
And 100% of most common theories are widely speculative. "UFOs are aliens" are leaning on the "leaving reality" side
merxman
Inasmuch as UFOs - unidentified flying objects - do, in fact, exist, and JFK was, in fact assassinated, yes. Whether or not they are ETs /1
merxman
Or that JFK was a conspiracy and not Oswald, etc. etc. is kinda where you can't have fine distinctions in a simple word chart like this.
GentryFriedRichFillets
Depends on how far into ufos you go. Crazy videos and reports the Pentagon shared vs. Interstellar probing.
5amNonsense
Yeah I really get the impression a lot of these were based on the most crazy examples. Most people believe in UFOs to some degree, they are/
5amNonsense
/just unidentified lights, after all. Most people don't believe that airplanes are demon harbingers of the end times.
KinetoPlay
MK Ultra should not be where it is. Yes, the government did a bunch of experiments to try and get psychic powers. No, they did not get any.
KinetoPlay
People who think it's a big conspiracy usually think they actually have super powered mind control soldiers out there doing stuff.
ProximaCentaur
Mk ultra wasn't about powers. It was mental, physical and sexual abuse and torture to cause dissociation and manipulation of subjects.
ProximaCentaur
2/2 It was nazi/unit 731 level experimentation on how to break people's minds and for interrogation compliance. Truly evil shit.
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KinetoPlay
No, I'm not. Because the people who believe in the MK Ultra conspiracy theory believe in the fake version, not what actually happened.
KinetoPlay
At minimum, it should be on there twice, one higher and maybe with an asterisk.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
That might be true. But if the question you ask is "was the project real and did they harm people", then it's placed correctly.
KinetoPlay
For that question sure. But that's never where it ends with conspiracy theorists.
merxman
But this is the issue with any chart like this, trying to put a catch-all title on a range of beliefs. There are elements of truth /1
merxman
To many of these, especially closer to the bottom of the chart. There's no room for nuance in a simple concept title, though, so /2
merxman
You'd have to know what the author's intent is/what the most common "theory" is that goes by that name. It's imprecise. As I said /3
merxman
Elsewhere, UFOs are a real thing - unidentified flying objects - if you can't identify them, but in that instance they are really /4
merxman
Talking about UFOs being known, existence denied officially, being alien/extraterrestrial, etc. You can argue a lot of these in context.
Takethejump
Seems like what some people call the "deep state" is really the obvious "sometimes awful, powerful people have money and Know each other"
TheGreyReality
I may be overlooking it, but isn't the chart missing '9/11 was an inside job'?
Cordogs82
It says “jet fuel cant melt steel”
TheGreyReality
I got that. But I'd say they were two different conspiracies.
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
Maybe because it doesn’t fit with the “republicans are saving us from the lizard people liberals” angle?
socallum
Stopped listening to Joe "legitimately" Rogen once I realized how often he is pedaling delusional right wing conspiracy theories.
AbtachaAboma
So after one video huh? And fuck Eton Husk
A2DY79
Like what?
JackalopeElope
https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2018/09/21/the-great-mattress-conspiracy
RavenInFlyte4ever
I noticed before March that there was 3 Mattress Firms within 1 mile of each other near me, 2 of them are now closed
mithiwithi
Bet you a dollar at least two of them, if not all three, were once a different mattress store.
roxisasewingmachine
Thank you. I was just going to ask what the Mattress Firm theory was
annterland
Yeah, I was like, Mattress Firm really does exist
SmutGrrrl
This one and the Beatles one!! I was like whaaa???
CygloPargen
This article provides a lot of information but none of it is useful to understanding why there are so many mattress stores.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
A greater market share is often a better valuation metric than revenue, so buying out every other retailer could be a good short term (1)
MyRespectableAlterEgo
way of inflating their value (25% of the US market share sounds huge, even if the revenue doesn't correlate).
wynryprocter
All they did was buy out competitors then change the store fronts without caring about location.
mithiwithi
There's three Mattress Firm stores within a one-mile radius in my town, but I remember at least one of them not being a Mattress Firm once.
RobotOverlordFromTheFuture
Alien abductions is an interesting one, obviously the beam me up and probe stuff falls under that category, but if UFOs are in blue, it's /
RobotOverlordFromTheFuture
kinda not that crazy to assume that if UFOs turn out to be alien von Neumann probes, that they'd be capable of researching us.
RobotOverlordFromTheFuture
Simulation theory has been entertained as a rather plausible in scientific communities, I'd add it to the blue chart as well.
merxman
A lot of these are kind of catch-all terms that you could argue in several ways. I mean UFOs, by the name alone, are real... /1
merxman
Until you can actually identify them.
RobotOverlordFromTheFuture
UFOs are an umbrella term, but there's solid evidence showing movement that our technology just isn't capable of, which is the real question
merxman
I don't disagree!
arraitwillbegrand
I'm not so sure deep state should be that far down the pyramid. I've never heard of the Finland one, most amusing
cosonfused
there exist multiple versions of "country X doesn't exist". It's a joke, invented and spread by one of the countries neighbours. It should >
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be listed as harmless tbf. Now, I don't know the details of the finland one though.
Corona688
Depends what you mean by 'deep state'. The trump meaning is "the government is being sabotaged from within by secret democrats"
pazooPositivityPlayer
Prince Charles isn't a vampire he's actually a werewolf the whole of the of the royal family are werewolves!
Superfloofthundercat
Well he eats all my tax money so that sucks
Nopearope
Close, but they're werecorgis.
NineByNine
i mean look if you had the chance to become a werewolf would you not take it?
assasCakeLifter
nemesisx00
djKIR
i like it!
FastF0x
OwO
BigTex1
They’re not werewolves. They’re underpants gnomes.
imyellinkimberr
Christian wackos thinks he’s the antichrist
Inquisitah
Please elaborate on that, I've not heard this theory
imyellinkimberr
This guy discusses it but doesn’t confirm it: https://escapeallthesethings.com/prince-charles-antichrist/
imyellinkimberr
Web format is trash, but dude goes hard: https://www.angelfire.com/me2/TheLamb/antichri.html
imyellinkimberr
My dad is into all this crazy stuff so he sends me links all the time, I went down a rabbit hole and struck gold but idk where it is now
EveryGOPaccusationIsAConfession
Id move the jet fuel one up, while 9/11 wasnt a hoax, there is still a bunch of sketchy information about those events. I have questions.
Teledabby
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EveryGOPaccusationIsAConfession
Not the jet fuel part, im not denying science. I mean the politics and narrative of the events surrounding and leading to the whole event.
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EveryGOPaccusationIsAConfession
JFCMSB Is kind of a catch-all for all the unanswered questions, its not about the steel beams at all, but the event as a whole
EveryGOPaccusationIsAConfession
Remind me? Which 747 brought down the 3rd tower?
mycleverusernameyousay
Bollocks it’s well suspect, forget the jet fuel, explain the 3rd building coming down??
merxman
A building adjacent to two behemoths that fell, was on fire in its own right...structurally compromised...yea it's not hard to fathom.
mycleverusernameyousay
No other surrounding buildings collapsed did they? and it came down within its own footprint? Just like a controlled demolition hmmmm. Sus
merxman
The other site buildings were damaged beyond repair and destroyed. However, WTC 7 was the only other high-rise on the site - 47 flrs /1
EveryGOPaccusationIsAConfession
Basically this. I dont deny jet fuel melting steel beams, but building falling with out being hit by a plane? Hella sus.
EveryGOPaccusationIsAConfession
I have questions.
mycleverusernameyousay
9/11 was a false flag plain and simple. Fuck all these people trying to put it in the same place as any of Trumps stories.
JaromirAzarov
What the hell do the hollow/flat earth or the moon landing conspiracies have to do with antisemitism?
thoushaltnotpass
Many conspiracy theories are rooted in racism or antisemitism, even ancient aliens.
bikergeek6249
Ancient aliens is basically the assertion of "nonwhite people couldn't possibly have built this awesome thing"
thoushaltnotpass
That's exactly what I had in mind, I see I'm not alone having caught this.
somethingawesomeandgreat
The jews flattened it /s
PicassoCT
Planets should look like currency/s
GlebReawer
IIRC That was something about lizard ppl living inside the hollow earth. And today they are linked to the child molestation conspiracy etc.
JaromirAzarov
I read about hollow earth many years back and the idea was that WE live inside there. There's also no mention of lizard people at all...
GlebReawer
I bet there are 10's of different details to hollow earth conspiracies. That was just the one I was aware of.
macdogjake24
I can see one above science denier that I can tell you is not scientifically impossible. And I'm not a nut. It's all about context .
JimboTCB
Oh great, we've got another Finland "truther" over here, coming in with "science" and claiming to have been there.
merxman
I mean, I get it, Finland doesn't exist - neither does any other place - it's just a name we use to refer to a geographic area on a map.
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macdogjake24
No I'm not leaving you hanging. I'm prompting you to look at this chart that was made by someone and wonder if they are right. 1/
macdogjake24
I don't even disagree with anything on it . One thing they say is not a disprovable statement and they present it as fact. Not a fact if 2/
macdogjake24
It can't be disproven.
fourbabiesinatrenchcoat
Don't tell me you actually believe in Finland.
TylerBrennan
Don’t tell me you actually have beliefs.
finnwin
stabbycat
I never saw Finland. So it doesn't exist.
Laraweasil
Finland Finland Finland, the country where I most want to be; pony trekking or camping, or just watching tv.....
greyrey
Yeah, stop believing in us and travel instead to Sweden or something.
somethingawesomeandgreat
No nyt on kova! Ei tietenkään ole olemassa.
crashtestzombie
Even IF scamdinavia existed, there's no way its not flat.
Somethingwittyandunique
I saw that and I was like WTAF? Is that a serious conspiracy theory?
TheInspectorNorse
I belive that one is a joke, not really a conspiracy theory. But you never know these days...
dmpMan
Ah, you mean east Sweden? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Empire
whoami759
I live in Finland. Do I even exist?
MenstruationCrustacean
As a finn, I can confirm we do not exist
fign37
But how is it harmful to you or others?...
BattlestarCholesterol
Is that you Rhett?
Dogalicious
Another one falls for the ol Scamdanavia
IMayNotKnowWhatIAmTalkingAbout
Statistically speaking, if you're rounding the acceptable margin of error for population, Finland DOESN'T exist.
OliverMcDairyQueen
One more time?
Kokokokko
I don't, althou I do live there. Or here. You know.
Teledabby
or Bielefeld!
bikergeek6249
Bielefeld? Sowas gibts doch nicht...
Itseemedreasonable
If such a place existd
Teledabby
that is the point... does it exist?
Moguntia
That's not a conspiracy, that is a fact. There is no such town as Bielefeld
IDidntKnowThisWasABossRoom
Nobody believes in Finland until the snow starts speaking Finnish.
Thorfred
Understood that reference, and as a Finn, I love this.
GadenKerensky
*Til you get shot out of nowhere.
Radix865
GlebReawer
Thanks, this is awesome XD
ExTechOp
Sauna is fun in the winter, you acquire temporary immunity to cold.
GlebReawer
I have tested the effect once, but I'm too much of a vilukissa to ever try that again. :P
Hayashima
Can't be Finland; no alcohol in sight
laiskamato
Because it's ingested at this point.
KarlMarxOfFinland
Suomi mainittu! Torille.
dihydrogenmonoxyde
Keväämmällä.
EasyNarwhal
Finns are not that merry or touchy. Clearly antifa infiltrators impersonating Finns to access the Petsamo region for its natural resources.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
It's probably that super secret weapon seen on the vidya: alcohol!
JayRee90
Torille!!
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Torille ja känni päälle *ölinää* ssaaatanaaahh!!!
PyroDragon
#1 the Epstein one should be in the green
DoraSaphyre
Criminals killing their former partners in crime so they wouldn't snitch on them? That's as realistic as little green men in flying saucers
Guilgamesh
Joke aside, do we have credible suspects for his murder? Is there a credible independent inquiry?
EarthDragon2189
No. Green is for stuff that was actually proven.
Atomsk
No, it's practically brainwashing the way imgur insists on suicide being impossible. It wasn't.
WowSoSparkly
Also, we can take into consideration the micro-theroy that he, in fact, is not dead but in hiding.
zttmabuse
I would not look strangely at anyone having this opinion. Most of the others in the dame category have been debunked
thoushaltnotpass
No, it's the definition of speculation. We have no proof he had help, every argument end up in belief in opinion.
sarkonas
Well, not really, since the green one are the ones that have been confirmed and accepted with factual evidence, we've been denied that.
Johnnyflame04
Why don't you take a seat
WesternSpiralArm
It's certainly more likely to be real than UFOs and Area 51.
PyroDragon
Area 51 us a real place. It holds the highest level of military secrets we know of.
WesternSpiralArm
I mostly meant Area 51 as a place where aliens are held, not that it doesn't exist.
ChainmailleAddict
Literally, THE CAMERAS MALFUNCTIONED?! SERIOUSLY?! Despite security saying it would be almost impossible? This one's obvious.
Tarmaccian
Monitoring systems are always broken. They’re never considered important enough to fix until it’s too late.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
That's why it's under "we have questions". We don't have enough evidence to do anymore than speculate.
georgejimmydoodle
Even if they did, it wasn't his first attempt, he was facing a short, terrible life. It's much more likely that he was given the 1/
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2/ opportunity to kill himself than anyone else going to the bother to kill him.
jasari
They didn't that's made up https://www.factcheck.org/2019/08/unproven-claim-of-camera-malfunction-before-epsteins-death/
ChainmailleAddict
Thank you for the important fact-check, but it says officials haven't confirmed a camera malfunction. Based on the article it's still
ChainmailleAddict
possible that they were able to kill him when the cameras were off of him, which for a billionaire pedophile islander is very suspicious.
nasukkin
Here's the problem with this approach. Even if a malicious entity made the cameras go offline and told security to fuck off or something,
nasukkin
the fact of the matter is that there is no hard evidence that Epstein was murdered. I believe that he was, but... there's only speculation
nasukkin
even at this point. That's why it's where it is on that chart.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Why is government-made diseases anti-science when modern biological warfare has been around for over 60 years?
LightStriker
Because the technology to engineer new diseases isn't there yet. Give it 10-15 years at the rate it's going.
Kangarou
Government-MADE, not USED. The government has no need to make diseases when they could easily just use ones that exist.
alchemist12345
biological warfare =/= government made diseases. Think more like "HIV was engineered by the CIA" or "sars-cov-19 was made in wuhan" stuff.
xHeroOfTimexx
I think they are referring to people who believe HIV/AIDS was created and released by the US government
Corona688
It's also anti-science because science has said "This disease is something known from nature"
ColourlessOrangutan
Eyeroll. Bio warfare is not making diseases. And believing that pandemic is made by the government to target their own citizens? Childish.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Biological warfare and making a disease arent the same thing buddy. It would be better if it read 'government purposefully creates pandemic'
aegis27
I'm assuming they're talking about the "Government invented diseases as an excuse to vaccinate everyone/cull the population/etc" croud.
gvair
Because govt. and it’s big corporations and banks have less people to burden with crippling credit and consumerism? Now why would they?
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
i think because, as a conspiracy theory, its SPECIFICALLY talking about HIV/AIDs. also, all that bio warfare has done is weaponise existing
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
diseases, not create new one. we do not, even now, have the tech to create a virus on demand.
merxman
Depends what the titles are referring to, as others have said. Catch-all categories vs. like AIDS was man-made nonsense.
Melonfish
Agreed, there's enough tinkering in this area by various militaries over the years, maybe it makes assumptions on "Never"
AncientProgeny
There was a case study about Covid having unnatural cahracteristics and the next day the webaite that showed it god DDOS attackedbyChinagovt
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Link...ish? Or wayback machine?
Corona688
What do you think biological warfare means? They didn't invent disease, they investigated efficient methods for spreading it
A2DY79
For that matter, why is 'deep state' as bad as not believing the moon landing? Many states throughout history have had a 'deep state'.
Dolthrakionanopenfield
I think it's a generic statement but I think they mean more like gov spreading aids to lower the population or something.
5amNonsense
The US gov actively sabotaged aids research and relief efforts, though "population control" wasn't exactly the reason.
Dolthrakionanopenfield
The aids thing is just a hypothetical situation I plucked out of thin air as an example. I'm not actually making any claims or suggestions..
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Nope, too late. I already believe.
Dolthrakionanopenfield
Oh not again...Why do I keep accidentally keep becoming a cult leader?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
NateKindaGreat
It's because you mix the best Kool-Aid. All the kids say it's great! Well, they _did_ say that.
derekjohn
It's been around since 1347 (CE), the mongols catpulted plague infested corpses over the walls of Feodisya, Ukraine (now).
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Poster said "modern"
leesk
Yeah we have a good potion of the city that was dedicated to isolation in Feodosia
morelikeoregroanian
happened in Rome as well
millertimes
I mean, poop on an arrow has been around for a long time too.
icyanddicey
Poop on walls was only discovered recently.
Heisanevilgenius
I guess you don't have kids.
icyanddicey
And you've just given me another reason not to.
clayman318
It sucks as a bio-weapon, and if it was made in the lab china wouldnt have this much a hard time making their vaccine (only 50 efficacy)
RaisinZetaJones
Because every disease purported to be a bioweapon sucks as a bioweapon. HIV/AIDS? Formerly 100% lethal but not very contagious and long
RaisinZetaJones
period for lethality. COVID-19? Highly contagious, but low lethality for an engineered weapon. Etc.
chrisMikolaj
Lethality is the least likely ends to a mass effect bioweapon. Modern ideological warfare is far more complex than that.
petresun
Yeah, some of these arent in the right categories. Generally a good example, though.
Sageypie
Yeah. Feel like not believing in dinosaurs is ultimately pretty harmless. Not a real danger of a velociraptor proving you wrong there.
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PicassoCT
Yeah, thats the same category of people who deny the lightspeed, cause then the stars would be million years old.
verdenvidia
not believing in dinosaurs means no birds either, which is accurate bc we all know birds are govt drones!
A2DY79
'Cultural Marxism', 'George Soros' and 'Deep State' being in the 'Nazis on the Moon'/Reptile Overlords category is ridiculous.
Altanese
Congratulations, you are in the dark red category.
A2DY79
Once you have undermined a nation's economy to make hundreds of millions of dollars and wrote a book about it, you deserve suspicion.
ElroydIsGone
Soros - far from being a saint - is as suspect as the hundreds or maybe even thousands of billionaires who made their money with shady >
ElroydIsGone
dealings and connections with international politics. Still, only his name is the epidome of the evil rich boogeyman pulling the strings >