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Only 40 this time because Imgur won’t let me post 50 for some reason.
Jan 23, 2026 10:18 PM
enragedplatypi
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Only 40 this time because Imgur won’t let me post 50 for some reason.
annonymouse211
#14 ngl I love this so much
Tishall
#34 Oh, lord! My stomach hurts from laughing. That is top tier parenting there
GuerrillaschaukelnInDerTodeszone
Gonna steal this #26 little doofus for the collection. Really nice mixed dump! Has a little bit of everything.
zweifel
#7 They changed the audio on this. This is awful. It was the football game in Italian, and it was adorable.
FeloniousMonk13
#20 Heck yeah that bear has a nice place. Good for him .
Tezerah1
#8 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bXF6YXc5MHJzNXZ1YWtqMmJ3bG53ZWVwN3g0aDBiajRhNjFpMnBlMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3W0vjXgLj4rg4/200w.webp
seir
#23 https://www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/360831107/deconstructionist-meaning-behind-queenstowns-curious-election-hoardings
Rogerwilco1974
#10 No British person has ever said 'fairy floss '. It's candy floss.
IronCore
#20 I love the paw that stops the door from closing again.
trainwreckmooncake
Definitely not the bears first rodeo
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
#10 barbapapa ❤️
skooksies
Clair Obscur taught me about barb a papa
0xDEC0DE
#10 Wikipedia claims that "fairy floss" is actually an Australian thing (can confirm) and the limeys instead call it "candy floss"
Turkleturts
Americans just hate the fact that we have differentiated the various types of "candy" into actual words.
CaptainRedbeardButOnlyTheBeard
Better, but still incorrect.
EroticZombiePants
#23 Well, I can't imagine you'll manage to do worse than things already are now at least.
ToenailClippingsJar
#10 the dutch call it sugar spider.
Gotta love language lol
LittleChickadee
#31 furries are stronger than all of us, it's a given
techlich
got more money the most of us to
OobieDoobBenubi
#21
SidewalkWidflower
#2 videos that end too soon
CertifiedBonerDonor
#5 okay
genericuser010180
#2 I love it when fresh organic dinner just climbs right into my fucking car. Because make no mistake, that mother fucker is fixing to be dinner on my table tonight
Nathanyel
#13 I mean, atrocious form, but it does technically light the car on fire.
TheFastpaws
#23 As long as they aren't a conservative.
ArchMagos
#31 im pretty sure that's Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse in that fursuit
StillScreamingIntoTheVoid
#3 I'll always remember watching a toddler roll across a gym, rotating his head like a figure skater to maintain maximum contact time between his tongue and the floor.
queernosaur
#28 WHY ARE THE ffS IN LOWER CASE
SirSage
They should be censored. To hell with Bu**alo. Same style as Bri*sh and Fr*nch
pritolus
#6 Why would you leave the GPS voice on
Zeterai
#10 "Barbe à papa", which is.. yeah, literally just daddy's beard in French.
There are a lot of weird terms in most languages.
Turkleturts
One of the joys of being an older language I guess (Yes, I know modern French isn't that old, but it was taken from a lot of old languages). English just stole a bunch of stuff from others and said "fuck the literal meaning, this is our word now".
Fyreworx
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
Juggalos, even if there are bad people in every group, generally seem to just chill. "Aw cool, you found people who like the same stuff you do! Let me show hang out with you, the clown makeup stays on tho." Also I have to hand it to aging juggalos worried about their health, faygo has the largest selection of diet soda in every store I've ever been in.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
The internet ruined me. I for real thought Furries were purely a sex thing!! My 10yo told me her friend was a furry one day and I’m thinking “what an IDIOT that’s not what furries are, how do I explain this?!” Turns out, ‘tis I whomst ‘twas the idiot.
NightOwlRally
Good on him for being a good dad.
CertifiedBonerDonor
Was btw
whiskeydingo
That’s really sweet, but he missed the perfect opportunity to be the insane clown possum
Zeterai
I know there are scalies, there must logically be fish furries as well, right? So Insane Clownfish Posse is also on the list of missed opportunities.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Juggalos seem weird as fuck, but you never really hear bad shit about them as a group.
memedrift2410
Unless you're the feds who declared them a violent gang.
veedubfreak
Came down to ask if it was supposed to look like a juggalo
amundost
#3 AI or modern dance... it's getting harder to tell
stryhf
It's QWOP
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
#18 Do you know why cats and dogs do this? In the wild, peeing or pooping left you at your most vulnerable, aside from sleeping. They're making sure you can do so safely and not be attacked 🥹 When I learned this, I vowed to never let my dog pee alone again. Its a pack mentality thing. https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/why-does-my-dog-follow-me-into-the-bathroom/
goodguyC
That reminds me of Project Hail Mary.... for those who have read the book, you know what I mean. And for those who are waiting for the movie, I hope this will make sense in March!!
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Well now I gotta go read the book. Never heard of it, and I love both a good book and god friends who watch your back :)
goodguyC
Dude, the book is great, but also, check out the trailer, this movie is gonna be sick!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYsnngkS_U
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Yeah I asked if my husband had heard of it and he about choked with excitement as he said not only do we have it on audible but they're MAKING A MOVIE and then used his powers of autistic focus to infodump for like an hour about it. The PowerPoint slides how included the trailer 😅 i shouldn't joke, but we're both autistic.. we just have very very different special interests. He takes space very.. very seriously.
I'm quite excited about both!
AlmightyElephant
#40 "don't try this at home unless you know what you're doing" Ididn't even need to watch the video. I saw the way she set everything up and knew beat for beat the exact fuckups that would be made and in what order.
That "I don't know what I'm doing" at the end was a nice confirmation though!
StrategicWeaponsPlatformNineAndThreeQuarters
I really want to know what she was trying to do
AlmightyElephant
Demonstrate that you can use alcohol to burn stuff without burning stuff. You gotta be really careful about it though, because once the fire burns through the alcohol it'll start burning the stuff the alcohol was on.
For example, splash alcohol on your hand, you can light your hand on fire and have it burn for a good few seconds before your actual hand starts burning. Absolutely do not try this at home unless you really know what the fuck you're doing though
TheLastLuddite
"I’ll just put this fire over here, with the rest of the fire." I had the sound off, but I was reaching for an extinguisher as soon as she dipped the bill...
jasondeslin
Alternatively, she knew EXACTLY what she was doing, and made the best rubbing alcohol fire safety video of all time.