I believe in spaying and neutering animals, but if there's a cat that will make coffee, for the love of God, breed it.

Apr 5, 2026 6:39 PM

jpallan

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6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You https://adorable-pets.online/the-oatmeal.html

4 days ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 0

Please adopt and don't shop. Thousands of great cats out there just waiting for you to save their life.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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O.O

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6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He thinks he’s people!

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

When the wrong drugs kick in. o.o

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coffee? Are you thinking of the civet?

6 days ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 6

Quite an interesting story...

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A coworker brought me some of that coffee back from Indonesia when he went to visit family. Wasn’t all that special. Kind of nutty.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that the cat poop coffee?

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not really a cat, but yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civet

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I just saw what the cat was doing in the picture.

6 days ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

There we go.

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

it does the coffee from start to finish. Enjoy :D

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion perhaps, but: Big cats. Are not. Pets.

6 days ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 12

I agree completely and I'll expand it: Servals are too small to be considered "big cats". They are simply wild cats. But most wild predators are not good pets.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's not just an unpopular opinion; it's flat-out wrong.

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6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If not pets, then why pet shaped and will maul the shit out of you and eat your corpse?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I completely agree. They're inappropriate and not going to be happy. However, if it makes me my morning coffee…

6 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

I mean, I once had a maine coon mix that was large enough to also be my sub coon, side coon, general coon, and backup coon. Catelyn (Cat for short, because young me was told I couldn't just name the cat Cat, so I had to be a smartass and nickname it instead) was a massive beast, and the size of a fucking toddler. Easily bigger than most of the small "big cats" that were available to the snooty folk where I lived at the time. And, by god, did she let those rich fucks know it. Miss that fat beast.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A friend had an old alley cat that turned up on their porch one day. I swear its neck was as big around as my pitbulls. The vet said its back had been broken probably 2x. It's fur was full of knots from scar tissue. That cat ruled a neighborhood for a good long while. I always wondered how many babies it had fathered. I swear it would have won a fight against a coyote or two during its prime.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But is a serval a big cat? This is my old kitteh, and he's the biggest snuggle bug ever! (In more than one way!)

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay, I have to admit, my partner is small and makes him look bigger than he is.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These come in smaller versions (hybrids). They are wonderful pets with 20 year life expectancy but like any animal they gotta bond. I agree these aren’t pets—servals aren’t generally comfortable with more than one human and no matter what you do they are still wild enough that ALL of of them will piss in your house like a firehose. 100% recommend the Savannah’s tho

6 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

Savannah's what? What is Savannah in possession of?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hybrids dilute the pool of captive specimens, and dont make suitable pets. Hot take: thousands of years ago, our avcestors liked the wild cats so much they bred them to be suitable housepets. Its called a domestic shorthair, and theyre just like a wild cat except housebroken.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't get hybrids either. Hybrids are still part wild, and shelters aren't equipped for them when they are surrendered. If you want a cat, get a domestic cat. Don't support wildlife exploration. Same goes for wolf hybrids. https://spca.bc.ca/programs-services/working-for-better-laws/wild-domestic-cat-hybrids/

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

No-one owns a cat. They can however be family

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

This. You do not own a cat. It chooses to crash at your place and act like it is the owner instead of you. Its taken nearly said cat's entire lifespan to get mine to understand that I'm in charge here, but we both can be agreeable and nice to one another.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

you know how friends with benefits is a thing? big cats are the opposite, theyre friends with risks. definitely not domesticated, definitely not pets, but definitely friend shaped, just with risks involved.

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Cats are cats; if you annoy one, it may make you regret it. The difference is that the regret will scale logarithmically in proportion to the size of the cat.

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Do you men exponentially?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean at a certain point you can't really get much more hurt

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