I believe in spaying and neutering animals, but if there's a cat that will make coffee, for the love of God, breed it.
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The sheer number of these guys who claim they love reading philosophy of war doesn't actually seem to line up with any of their actions.
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No, wait, I can work with this.
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You want to go hard, people will go in some unexpected directions, invent their own calendar, streets teeming with masterless dogs, outlaw religion.
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A little joy found for small travellers in Stockholm Arlanda.
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We need to focus on the lives affected by horny jail and how they re-integrate into their… still horny, but less blatantly so, communities.
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This recently discovered scroll contains a life lesson for us all.
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Do what you need do to pay off those student loans, Fido.
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Late-stage capitalism giveth and late-stage capitalism taketh away, blessed be the Name of Mammon.
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Out of the darkness, light. Out of the Alko, well…
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I'm in this picture and have accepted it.
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The Parent Trap is a family-friendly rom com for everyone but the dogs. How can you forget the dog?
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All men die. All women, too. The question is how many were told that their impending death was a matter of mindset and to get more exercise.
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I know where a woman's place is. It's where she decided to be.
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That's either an extremely confusing plating or an example of a chicken evolving into a crustacean.
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Does not apply to those of you born before about 1993.
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Thanks for being a good bro to your… sis, uncle!
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Signage that most pedestrians in Boston need, especially while jaywalking.
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Still doesn't explain all the Duncan Idahos, but this is a fair summation.
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Never known a single software engineer that could defeat this trap.
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"No legacy is so rich as honesty." — Wm. Shakespeare, "All's Well That Ends Well" III.v.13
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So, who's haunting Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos? Because we need those ghosts to really be dialled in this year.
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To all my friends who are docs, never forget that asking for help is NOT a sign of weakness or incompetence.
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Standard New England road signage.
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I do not know if Frank Herbert had hip dysplasia.
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Missing a zero on your packet of edibles… you're in for it.
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Based on some casinos, I'm only assuming it's the first *dog*.
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Of course, differentiating it from the entire bucket she's collected of similarly identified balls might be a problem.
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Canadian energy drinks are restricted in caffeine content, I guess?
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Sometimes, you want to watch true love. Sometimes, you just want to watch stand-up comedy. Sometimes, you want both.
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I see that you're writing a post critical of NIMBYs on Nextdoor…
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You can't do *everything*, girl. Take time for your self-care regimen!
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This ignores the possibility of a Baja Singularity.
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"Tis better to have loved and lost. Than to have never loved at all." — Tennyson, in Memoriam A.H.H., Canto XXVII Lord Tennyson never experienced a deep-fried McDonald's apple pie, tyvm.
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Chaotic neutrality comes in many forms.
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True understanding of the needs of hurricane victims!
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Some days, I feel like I don't have a lot going for me… but I'll always have this.
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They re-cast Lady Jessica, eh?
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The lingering question, however, has yet to reach scientific consensus… is a toaster Strudel a sandwich?
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The stages of your New Year's resolution, as depicted by an owl.
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I am unfortunately not cinephile enough to know.
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They're all good dogs, Brent.
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Men should know what women want, and the easiest way is for us to tell them.
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Before my own wedding, I too was more intemperate in my love than those pampered animals that rage in savage sensuality… but men who appreciate this are now much more common.
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On aura besoin de la terminologie appropriée depuis longtemps.
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And this is probably just as offensive to many of his great-grandfather's enemies as the siege of Petersburg.
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Pretty much the gist of my objection, too.
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Parents, never forget to tell your children the important things.
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I suppose if I've been just invaded, I might troll every way I can. Or they thought the Romans and Spaniards were both incredibly slow learners. Or, you know… both!
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It's almost like effective public transit is the solution!
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Yes, both sides in this election are feeling a great deal.
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I promise that the selfie I want with a unicorn is going to really blow up Insta!
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I want this woman as my therapist. Yes, I'll pay for out of network.
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As a New Englander, this is probably the best analogy for my friends down South.
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Occasionally, your heroes are worth the handshake.
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Schadenfreude: uncountable noun. Malicious enjoyment derived from observing someone else's misfortune.
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Sounds like a handy e-mail macro!
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Take note, oligarchs.
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