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SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I could kill you now.
Inamedmycatafterfood
I read it in his voice.
diabolicalpenguinarmyoverulesallupvotes
Rip Andre
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
Wonderful! http://img.pandawhale.com/post-31310-thats-wonderful-gif-Andre-the-54aK.gif
tuxisagamer
Its not easy always being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
GlenL
Yes, put down your sword and fight me, a 7' 400lbs man in hand to hand combat . . . you know, so it's fair.
Blendur
It's not his fault, being the biggest and the strongest. He doesn't even exercise.
CursesAndMutterings
I met Cary Elwes at Comic-Con. I was dressed as Buttercup. He told me I looked beautiful. Best. Day. Ever.
sweetserenitythefirefly
"Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting"
avenlanzer
It's not my fault. I don't even exorcise.
luigidude44
@HelloMyNameIsInigoMontoya
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
when that one was taken, I had to make due.
fluger
One of my favorite movies ever.
MyPornNameisVitaminD
INCONCEIVABLE!
mrkv12
you keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means
drpmusic
I could kill you now...
torpedotor
Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand-fighting.
Capsicle
Everybody MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!
DallasKeuchelsBeard
Why he didn't have to miss: http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/z-fezziks.jpg
LemonStarbursts
Exactly what I was about to post! +1
DallasKeuchelsBeard
I was shocked that no one beat me to it :)
ExtrovertedLurker
"I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
supermariosunshine
upvote? as you wish.
aesl83
I do not envy the headache you will have when you wake.
ElBaster95
It's not his fault, being the biggest and the strongest. He doesn't even exercise.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
He is the brute squad.
Wewantedthefunk
Anybody wanna peanut?!
ZizouZZ10
If there are, we all be dead
NotACanadian
@anybodywannapeanut
skywalker404
If you have a chance, read the book. Fezzik's rhymes weren't just for fun, he used them to cope with fear & anxiety!
CarpetMice
Isn't wanna used for want to?
Wewantedthefunk
He used it as "Want a"
CarpetMice
yeah nvm I according to google it's used for both
Billyberdeen
Good guy Andre the Giant.
GlenL
He's suggesting a +/- 180lbs man face him in hand to hand combat . . . he's kinda stacking the deck in his favour.
Billyberdeen
Would you argue with Andre regardless?
grimoirine
given the circumstances, it was more fair then a surprise boulder attack
barrackobarner
Andre the Giant was once recorded to have drank 119 beers. I believe this to be true because I am a dreamer and fuck you.
flautista2013
He also once picked Arnold Schwarzenegger up and put him in his car so as to ensure that HE treated the Terminator to dinner.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
119 is almost a whole american keg... that's astonishing.
Yoshiru
If you do the math 520lbs/4 = 130 lbs and 119/4 ~30 so I would have to drink 30 beers. I believe it.
Yoshiru
to be clearer I canNOT drink that much (never tried, actually) but I totally believe someone my weight could if they had enough practice.
Yoshiru
or someone who's 175lbs drinking ~40 beers.
12ducks
how about a battle of wits?
mrkv12
for the girl? ... to the DEATH?? ... I accept :)
Blendur
Then pour the wine.
mrkv12
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given.
mrkv12
But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MadRae
Found the Australian
mrkv12
I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
ZizouZZ10
Rest well and dream of large women.
pooptallica
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you wake up.
Fourpets
" Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Surfwyn
Ahh I love this movie and my username <3
cjmithrandir
So, it is down to you, and it is down to me.
MrBoomstik
AS YOUUUU WIIIISSSSHHHHHH!!!
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
Oh have it your way.
Murderedbypiratesisgood
If only the book was accurate and it was all real...my username is my second favorite quote
spud147
How I wish that was his epitaph.
cavemanhadstyle
http://imgur.com/GEO8rwG
DerFoxeh
TheMonsterWithinYou
As a large woman...finally someone will dream of me
glacierchaser
you are the brute squad.
TheBOULDER
does anybody want a peanut?
OhSheetWaddup
heftybone
thank you. uhh,,, where's my peanut?
CaptainRedbeardButOnlyTheBeard
DAHH!
RepublicofTexa
No more rhyming, I mean it
thechosenone2
You can't make fat girl jokes on here. You'll downvoted to hell if you do that. So they say anyway...
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grimoirine
OP was quoting the movie
ViceJesus
Oh whoops; my bad. I need to re-watch this!
enzio64
I'll join you! Always worth watching.
thechosenone2
I didn't make a fat girl joke people!!!
Vonya
No but you did a different Imgur faux pas: Not realising that the comment was a quote from a much-loved movie
thechosenone2
No no no... I could quote you the entire movie Ever After. Seriously who doesn't know this movie? :)
TheDon850
I believe you. I upvoted you.
pigeonkitty
I was born on the same day that Andre the Giant died. I am his reincarnation. It's a shame I'm a 100lb female, though...
iamireland
Sup girl. I'm age appropriate for you. Get at me.
ImForrestForrestGump
prepare your inbox.
CptnVan
I was born the day Margaret Hamilton (Wicked Witch of the West) died. My wife was born the same year, on her birthday...
UsChickens
Andre you are my sexual fetish. I'm prepared to look past your new super hot female body because I love you so much. I'm selfless like that.
therosieposie
I was born the day Kurt Cobain died...?
tangybreath
I was going to marvel at how young that means you are... until I realized that you are 21.
Reg06
You made me sad.
fluger
As long as you can drink like him. http://beermumbo.com/andre-the-giant/
iUpvoteTitties
100 pound female huh? hotdogsThrownAtFace.gif
wardenda
I didn't know him personally, but from what I've heard of him, I think Andre would have wanted it that way.
DelusionalSyko
You're destined for great things.
IDontWatchDoctorWho
I was born 2 hours after Wayne Gacey was executed. I really hope i'm not his reincarnation
asaucerfulofsecrets
Woah, weird. Me too. 27/01/93
Ryannihilation
you're the other leg.
RobertBochikJr
It's not a shame imo!
livebackwards
Doesn't matter. Work it.
jesii
im sure he wouldnt have wanted it any other way
YouMightGetIdeas
Would you rather be a 300lbs woman?
AcronymChallenged
But can you bodyslam?
TiberiusAudley
Wouldn't the reincarnation be born approximately 9 months after someone's death?
thtlover
so what your saying is your a hot reincarnation of andre the giant
aManWithNoPants
Go on...
Zaroth123
CLOSE ENOUGH
LexingtonAluminium
maybe you're the reincarnation of his left leg, and must find the other parts of his body to combine and summon him onto this world again.
DapperPirate
I'll lend her my dick. If ya know what I mean.
YourClothesAreRed
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/adventuretime-plots-superfreak.jpg
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
ANDROTON!
Kestrel21
My first thought: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgv7qJMcTg8
birdiebridget
With our body parts combined... WE ARE ANDRE THE REBORN!
imadogperson
Probably.
ABunnyNamedMcMuffin
EXODIA, OBLITERATE
MillenniumMack
i.imgur.com/Kl8sDbs.jpg
Jaktaz
VOLTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
jasonalighieri
MEGAZORD ASSEMBLEEEE
TheSadCafe
Hahahaha exactly what I thought
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
It'll probably need a whole 'nother person just for the liver.
NexiKuro
Does she look like this? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HqJG2RqHL.jpg
Mesattack0857
I thought the exact same thing
notsocrazy24
Exodia? But no one's ever managed to summon him before!
doctorlawyer
yoooo when i was a kid i traded with some kid in my grade for all 5 pieces of exodia. totally ripped that fucker off. really brings me back.
astamurti
I knew a kid who had all 5 pieces, so I stole them and threw them off a boat.
Loonsbury
"A Yu-Gi-Oh!" reference? First time I've ever seen one on imgur.
ThePatchyBeard
Really? I've seen a few in my day. I guess the power of the cards isn't with you.
CoeusDarksoul
Wow, same... which is surprising given the number of MTG and Pokemon references there are!
GaryWasHereAshIsALoser
Did somebody say Pokemon reference?!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I love this movie so damn much, and Andre really nailed the role as Fezzik.
motetote
whats it called again?
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
The movie? Princess Bride, 1987.
CumulusStrife
Fun fact - Andre didn't speak any English and learned his lines by imitating tapes of someone else reading them out loud. Themoreyouknow.jpg
codylishush
The book is better by a factor of FUCKINGKICKASS
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Uh... Maybe, but, the movie is a classic and is also fucking kick ass. :3
Somnophobe
He ought to have; it was written with him in mind.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Was Fezzik in the book? I've never had the chance to read it.
Somnophobe
Yeah.. the story is in the preface for the 25th (or possibly 30th) anniversary edition. I completely recommend it...
Somnophobe
...and when you're done, you can give it to someone for their 10th birthday.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Oh, I see. I'll try to read it when I get the chance.