Was at my dying aunt's house visiting family who came down from Ohio. Someone asked how I liked living here. I said it's a good place to die. MFW
A month ago I bought a puppy. Her name is Whiskey. She's my first pet in 12 years. She's my world.
I've been struggling with depression for years now.
Apparently I got black out drunk and put this in my phone. I just found it the other day. I have no words.
MFW my mom wants to shoot my pistol and the spent casing from the first round flies back and hits her square in the mouth
I'm so sorry
This camera shy ball of fluff is James Franco.
I've only told a few people.
Yeah
Came into the room only to find her with my shirt halfway on. she immediately flipped shit when it got stuck.
It haunts me everyday
Meet my professor.
I haven't had a pet since I was 12. I'm 24. Meet Whiskey. I get to bring her home this Sunday. Just want to share.
TL;DR I know, but it's the truth.
The other day I saw a plethora of people sharing pics of their lab puppies. I figured I'd share mine. Her name is Whiskey, just over 3 months old. LOVE HER!!!
I showed my 11 year old nephew the Pokemon fusion site and some of the drawings. Twenty minutes later he came back with this.
My dangle's reaction when my brain says it won't let me sleep with a crazy ex.
So I've got three cats who all had kittens within a week of each other. There are 12 left. It's a mad house. Here's most of them
My new kitten has a handlebar mustache. It's name is Handles.
TL;DR I know, but it's the truth
I think I got the Governor down.