Bountyhunterfromhell
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Jan 21, 2021 8:43 PM
Bountyhunterfromhell
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Ihazcheeseburger
What was all that unity bs I was hearing about?
unsolicitedadvice
'Now is the time for healing and unity.' 'Except for YOU, and YOU; oh and YOU OVER THERE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF...' lol
Datsinginguy
Shut Up Ted.
PicassoCT
Today Senator Cruz will not be in, he is feeling a little under the weather. A weathervane will replace him instead. Sturdier spine already
Applewhite5
Arrest the collaborators. Root out the Nazi menace from the halls of congress. Abolish ICE. Trumpo delendus est.
lwoshea
Rafael Cruz is a seditious conspirator.
ChrisYourself
No amount of roasting will work on ted cruz, he has no shame and no empathy. Only cure is removal from office
LieselSkywalker
Made me yell at my tv during the inauguration, that asshat with a beard.
TheRockDude
Ted Cruz has more flip flops than the entire Hawaiian tourist industry
shawnemack
He can go to hell
PrinceOfWhales
I've tried powders. I've tried liquids. I've scrubbed and scrubbed...but I can't get the Cruz off my underpants.
ezduzithoe
Get fucked !! Traitor!
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Who wants to join my business. We're going to camp out at Ted Cruz fundraisers selling rotten fruit and Zodiac blu-rays.
Rovylern
Applewhite5
Fun fact: every piece of paper Ted Cruz touches turns transparent immediately.
Lassannn
"The fiery trial through which we passed will light him down in dishonor to the latest generation." --Lincoln
IAmCooCooCaChoo
He is tainted now. He is a taint.
Garfdingle
Idiot can't even get a haiku right... not that I'm surprised
FlorkOfPossums
"Lyin' Ted Cruz" turned out to be a fairly accurate nickname?
AgnosticPaladin
To be fair (!), it would also be accurate for 99% of elected GOP.
Heliogabalus227
Fuck off Ted you shit-bearded traitorous assfucker
alfmeister6227
Lets put it another way Ted. Actually I can’t think of another way of putting it. Sing Old man river and really throw yourself into it.
whyareusernamessoimportant
FUCK TED
thereoncewasamanfromnantucket
That’s a gross thought.
whyareusernamessoimportant
I know right??? but his poor ugly (according to trump) wife.....
Steakunit
That was the best TED talk I've ever seen
Psymon100
T R A I T O R T E D
WetDreamsDontDryFKADiscountJeffGoldblum
StarkRG
Huh...
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Don’t you go slandering Grandpa like that!
StarkRG
Let's be real here, if any of them was gonna fuck Nixon, it would be Grandpa.
Debadguy
Trump literally talked shit about him and his wife in front of millions of americans. This guy is such a cuck.
grimwyrd
WaveMotionGum
The dishonest spineless cuck voter block in Texas is much larger than anyone imagined.
JamJarre
He's more of a simp. I don't think he let Trump *fuck* his wife
Meeces
I feel extremely confident that he would if Trump threatened him with a primary challenger
Syovere
Pretty sure a simp would defend his own wife at least.
Gherkincensed
He didn't, but he might
korndogg83
That’s insulting to cucks. I think a cuck would want to see his wife seduced and pleasured, not humiliated on TV.
TheMFJ
Cuckolding is about husband humiliation, not so much wife gratification.
mrt653801
This guy cucks
RevolutionOnHerLips
I like you. Lets be sex-positive. +1
Kyckling1234
Teddy really stepped in it this time.
iabductaliens11
If you want Ted to kiss your ass just slap his wife in the tits and punch his dad in the throat.
Yupurineutah
"Don't Ted On Me!"
LompHoofd
hah! pretty good +1
innagaddavidababy
Who are the assholes that are electing Ted?
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Counterfit
There are no districts in US Senate elections
RNMOM79
Moronic Texans
WynonasBigBrownBeaver
As a Texan, I can say that our top 2 exports to the rest of the union are 1) Beef, and 2) Beefheads.
Itsonporpoise
Ppl that would vote for a rattlesnake before a democrat
incubabe
I voted for Beto ✅
redheadbliss99
Me too!!!!
yourlilemogirl
Ditto
CharlesBronsonIsMrMajestyk
He should have been our Senator.
lichenit
Texas needs to make this correction
INeverWaitForIt
I remember Beto debating Cruz for 2018, and I remember Beto being a class act and Cruz being a cunt, but I also remember Beto saying
INeverWaitForIt
something to the effect that he didn't think Cruz was working against the country. My, I bet that answer has changed! And in less than a
INeverWaitForIt
half decade. As always, fuck Ted Cruz, he's a gutless coward and cares more about power than his family.
buzkilljoy
Fuck you traitor ted. you belong in prison
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
He may not survive another election after the coup
Marsupialmessiah
I hear getting waterboarded in guantanamo bay is up his alley, cuban descendant and all, also heard Canada doesnt want him back
marteney1
I’ve been using the hashtag #FuckYouRafael quite a bit lately.
HansVerhaegen
And yet he's not. None of them will be. Which is bad. But I don't see anyone doing anything about it.
Scuttlebutte
Oh you mean Treason Ted!? The Senator from Texas?
KillingTlme
Not to be confused with Brock Turner, the rapist.
CptPanduh
Or Jacob Anderson, the rapist who raped a girl and left her in a pile of her own vomit in the street.
kluang
Don't insult him. Insult his wife. Then he will be your best friend.
BondHaimBond
Who in their right mind would want him as a friend?
Marsupialmessiah
Dis ^
ImgurMadeMeChangeMyNameCauseItsDumb
Whats the line? "You could kill Ted cruz on the senate floor and if the jury was the senate they would never convict"
DamnedAustin
I, for one, will never forget which politicians lied about Covid, the election, Trump's abuses and crimes. Fuck you, Ted.
OverthoughtUnderedited
Please save a prayer for my state's Senator, Rick Scott. He did not object to his own state's votes. Guess who those were for?
beachbum273
I think I'll need to keep a list, I have a hard enough time remembering my friends names, and there's many more traitors than I have friends
Peppermintpatty
5129165834. Ted's office in Austin. I call all the time.
DamnedAustin
Not to be confused with my number in Ted.
marteney1
It’s been a good day for the hashtag I’ve been using, #FuckYouRafael
FuzzyWolfy329
Never do. This might finally topple their ivory tower.
LoudBirb
And I, for one, plan to never let this gem die:
AuntieCoddswaddle
Someone please make a gif with Arya chanting the names.
CrypticalEnvelopement
It's pretty easy to remember, just look for the "R" next to their name
MySpooNiz2biG
200IQ play.
LordofSandvich
I won't either! But that's because I never learned who most of them were. Luckily, I can research people before I cast my ballot...
ElScoticusMaximus
As a Texan, we tried so damn hard to replace him with Beto. What a depressing day that was.
DamnedAustin
Texas is showing a LOT of promise in the margins. I believe in you.
spicycoconut2
ImActuallyNeptune
Are you talking about Ted Cruz? The seditious liar? Traitor to the United States? That Ted Cruz?
VictusVonGuyver
Yes Cruz, the unrepentant Traitor who chose a would be Dictator over America. This is how I will present him to the next generation.
BURYMEINDVOTES
bootlicker sob , that’s the bitch
DamnedAustin
GoatanamoBay
Yes the zodiac killer Ted cruz
Blud4BludGod
You can boil it down to "basically all Republicans," but he's an important person to specifically name, yeah.
Jsupes
Don’t forget known traitor Josh “Hitler” Hawley
ColClone54
Yup, that's Ted "Fuck you, Ted Cruz" Cruz, seditionist, insurrectionist, inciter of riots, lying, backstabbing, boot licker waste of flesh.
10Ts
Ahh. I thought we were talking about the Zodiac Killer there for a min
EmanonInverse
I'm beginning to doubt the possibility that he's the zodiac killer, because the zodiac killer was at least smart enough to avoid capture.
bushwog
The Zodiac Killer was not a Ted, you’re probably thinking of serial killer Ted Bundy.
theShoop
He’s a real cunt’s cunt!
Sasurau
Are you talking about Ted Cruz, the man who gets off on people insulting his wife? That guy?