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Fun stuff. Fucked up order of these yesterday and pretty sure I’ve used a couple of these memes before. Thriving.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#12
moocow5
#6 can we fucking stop pretending these two are anything alike? Joe has issues and hasn't done everything he should, but jesus fucking christ! trump is a soulless monster whose existence is an abomination.
LogicKitty
#26 so we've somehow managed to get Captain Carrot Ironfounderson? Maybe there's still hope
Hekatombe
#4
RobBobertyYT
Are #43 and #44 related?
HillOfBeans
Rogahar
#2 If I tell you I'm logging off/going to bed and you see me online again that same night, it doesn't mean I'm avoiding you, it just means my attempt to sleep failed lol. I'm leaving *you* alone because I figure you've probably gone to bed yourself and/or have better things to do than amuse my insomniatic ass.
profiledit
#33
cryborg
d0nburto
Happy Caturday to you DK and all the comment cretins.
kitnnicole9
They knew what they were doing with Bert and Ernie.
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Those words are pulling a triple duty.
solrev
#25 it’s just. One of those days.
Snuggelapolous
Like a mother fuckin chain saw
accidentalnecromancer
Bless you, DK. Truly a light in these trying times.
RedTailedHawk
#37 I'm down. Hail Stan.
deafkitten
cryborg
profiledit
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#12 🔊
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
#16 Too soon??
gtotherizzle
#34 the exact reason I got a lifetime ban on DMs
deafkitten
Ye, even nsfw memes will get you in trouble or removed. Such things best on discord or something so people inclined don’t get in trouble.
Snuggelapolous
#25 Oooh! Another one for my collection! I just think they're neet.
scubaslayer115
Kittensandyarns
#37 Thank you, Lucifer!
Kittensandyarns
deafkitten
Molotovbliss
ZiRiS
Hail Satan! Hail Yourself!
KodoraFox
Has anyone ever actually DMed you their titties? Are the legends true?
deafkitten
Quite common years ago. Pretty rare nowadays.
DickLaurantIsDead
Thank you, DK
OnePageMage
deafkitten
GreenNinja22
TheSupremeCrabMaster
#15 Google is a prime example of real-time enshittification
EverNotRelevant
#34 I'm not playing D&D with you.
deafkitten
OnePageMage
alyssaaac
#35 pretty accurate imo
deafkitten
DarkSock
Edward Macaroni-Torque...?
HillOfBeans
Let’s ask @fartharder
fartharder
fartharder
DarkSock
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
#27 Everyone knows Hawk Tuah, but who is the Oilers fan?
deafkitten
Flashed at the game. Worth looking up ha.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Thank you, sir. Much appreciated. As always, I hope you're well.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Does anyone have a link to this that isn’t ransomware??
r00tk1d
https://www.reddit.com/r/crazysexycool/comments/1deyrzx/lets_go_oilers/
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
FacelessAce
What is Hawk Tuah? I think I was away when that happened.
Djones06236
A girl in Smashville told a street interview you gotta spit on that thang. She seems like a keeper.
CyanideBreathMint
The sound one makes when “spitting on that thang”
empire161
Adorable southern girl got asked what guys like it bed. “Gotta give it the old’ “hauk tuah” and spit on that thang”
FacelessAce
allosexuals confuse me.
Djones06236
Her name is Kait and in her words she got drunk at an Oilers game and showed her fucking tits. She seems nice.
EroticZombiePants
Playboy already got her to pose for their website. I'm sure other "adult entertainment" sites are trying to tap into her 15 minutes of fame too.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
She does have super nice boobs.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I like your memes.
profiledit
I like your gif.
eaglejdc
cryborg
TinyRavenFeathers
#26 “Do you know who I am?!” “Nope!”
DangerBaer
"I'm Strawberry Alarmclock!"
feryooday
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13555157/amp/justin-timberlake-arrest-sag-harbor-police-officer-recently-hired.html the article if anyone wants
ayeseaturtles
nothingunused
So there's one good cop, and he's in the Hamptons? Sounds like business as usual, the rich get the good stuff.
TrixiMorgan
Well, it sounds like the "elite" don't like him, so he must actually be doing a good job.
WaitingForTheDrop
My immediate reaction to meeting someone famous is to assume they are a good look a like and not believe them when they tell me who they are. I've done this to Ozzy twice but now believe it was actually him. It frustrated him so much he remembered me the second time we met.
Mairoa
I haven't met celebrities, or maybe I have, idk, but I think it would be the same because I'm face blind. Every white guy about that age with that hair looks equally like Justin Timberlake to me. Maybe I should become a cop in a rich area lol
TinyRavenFeathers
Cool!
Snuggelapolous
I've met alot of celebrities working in hospitality. Most of them just want to be treated like regular people. Now all tho.
Weblord
I'm assuming, if Ozzy remembered you, the second meeting was within 10 minutes of the first.
WaitingForTheDrop
Lol, nah, it was actually a few years apart. First time was my first concert, which was ozzfest. Was with my sister & a couple of friends. I'm a dec baby & the concert was a birthday present. We rushed the mash pit & failed. I got beer dumped all over me, so I went to the bathroom to try to clean up. Met him walking the empty halls. Argued for a long time over who he was. Second time was Lollapalooza, which he wasn't even performing in. I walked past a tent and heard a "It's you again!!!"
WaitingForTheDrop
More arguing ensued over him not being Ozzy he called Sharon over and said see this is the girl I was telling you about. She said she didn't have time for his bullshit. His daughter was in there, too. I only believe him now cuz I saw the TV show years later and he called his wife the same way lol
seventailfox78
I love that he called Sharon over to defend his honour as a celebrity and she told him to stop whining 😅
criablelurst
Please stop equating Biden to Trump. Both are old.. only one is a career conman, narcissistic racist sex offender. Hint it's not Biden.
NikkiHuskyMum87
I saw it put perfectly earlier:
"Even if you think Alfred is too old to look after the batcave, you don't replace him with the Joker"
akrabbim
Biden showered with his daughter, called black people predators, and somehow has a net worth in the millions despite being on a government salary his entire life, so I'm not sure where you're getting your moral high ground.
criablelurst
Either you're being paid to spout this nonsense, or you're a deluded conspiracy theorist. Either way, you're voting between almost the literal anti-christ (who disguised himself as a huge stinking pile of shit covered in rat vomit) and an old man who wants to improve the country.
akrabbim
It'd be nice if you actually offered arguments instead of random insults. I can call Biden a Depends-wearing child sniffer too. Doesn't explain why I should vote for Trump. Pointing out that every measurable statistic of interest was better under Trump, however, is.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
With the things you said in your first comment, it's clear you don't want a good faith discussion.
To everyone else: Let's not engage the troll, y'all, they're not worth our time or effort.
akrabbim
Sounds good. Just stick your head back in the sand and live in your fantasy world where you're right all the time. Those pesky arguments you don't like can be so painful.
criablelurst
He's a paid troll, best to ignore.