I’m hot and ready

May 17, 2018 6:16 PM

Bad pizza is still pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I actually really like the Little Cesar's in my area. They make really good pizza and the stuffed crazy bread is amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alrighty then.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now you can go to Little Caesar's Arena and get a not hot, not ready slice that costs 5 times as much though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But the Red Wings, oh wait nvm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not DiGiorno but it's hot and ready.

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

Unpopular opinion. DiGiorno isn’t good.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those bread sticks tho

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've long been a fan of the pizza hut $7.99 large two-topping.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just like me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tastes exactly the same now as it did 25 years ago when I worked there. Now THAT'S consistency. Worth $5 all day long just for the nostalgia

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tombstone bakes up hot and delicious. Says so right in the instructions.

8 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 4

What if mice live in your oven?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's not ready.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hot. Not ready.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it does.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The top of my mouth screams in pain just at the mention of Tombstone.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

You don’t have to worry about how it tastes if you burn all the tastebuds off your tongue

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alternatively, California Pizza Kitchen bakes up a piping hot helping of diarrhea that last for a day and a half.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And costs an arm and a leg, at least around here

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eeugh. They weren't even good when I was actually at one of those IN Cali.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The frozen CPK stuff is pretty good tho

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was frozen. And fully cooked.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hot 'n Sweaty

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cold 'n Clamy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hot. Good. Ready. Pick two.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The only time I dislike little ceasars is when they add all that corn meal grainy crap to the bottem

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's delicious. The first 10minutes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's all I need

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Their extra most bestests are the fucking bomb. Just stick it in the oven for 5 minutes at 425 when you get home. I love them

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But are you good?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hell ya man whatchu need??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ll never tell... ;)

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But do you ooga chaka?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a lil Caesar’s and a papa johns less than a 3 minute walk from my house. Hot and ready wins every damn time

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You can also get coupons for free crazy bread.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bar near my college has 50 cent slices and $2 beers during happy hour..thats how i survived those times

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I work at little Caesar's and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Pizza is like sex: Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

8 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 4

You really didn't had sex with someone with poor hygiene.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Tell that to the dude that got his dick broken on camera. You know the video I'm talking about.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Do I want to know

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Abella Anderson with Ava Addams in Bang Bus I believe

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you Google "every mans worst nightmare reddit" you'll find a NSFW GIF of a guy's dick being broken.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, bad pizza has never broken my dick.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are you sure you're eating it right? There's always a risk of that when I eat it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fine until a stomach flu causes Little Caesar's sausage to come out of your nose.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s good because it’s $5. If it was $10, it would be nasty.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's pretty good for $5. Unless that staff is shit and only ends up giving you cold ones, but the it isn't hot OR ready, soooooo

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TBH, their regular pizzas are kinda meh, but their deep dish is actually pretty decent for the price. Not gourmet or w.e. but crispy-tasty.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If you like that, Jet's does it MUCH better for the same price.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh God I miss Jets. We had one and it disappeared overnight. The bacon bread and 8 corner pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jet's is great, for sure. But LC's I can just drive 3min and pick one up on a whim, so it gets the 'fuck I don't wanna cook today' buys.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IMO the two are complementary rather than competing; decent and super convenient, or better but more effort. Jet's *is* darn good, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally fair. I love that I can pop in, spend less than $15 total and have a large pizza, breadsticks and wings.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as i actually love Little Cesars. I have never ONCE been to any where the pizza was in fact Hot and Ready. I always have to wait...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fast, cheap, good. Pick any two

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My favorite form of self-harm is to eat a $5 little caesars pizza alone after work.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry,.. with their last overhaul, their pizza and sides are as good/better than most of the major chains (They DESTROY Dominos flavor wise)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When did they do an overhaul, if I may ask. Yes, I could google it, but I enjoy human interaction as well

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think around 2013? they started having wings and cheesy bread (which is great) and pan pizza, since then everything has tasted WAY better.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think Little Caesar's is good....

8 years ago | Likes 761 Dislikes 29

Me too. I am also an outcast from society. Probably not related.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

With enough alcohol it goes from good to amazing

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Noone else does. it's fucking dirt cheap, though, so it's OK.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Me too... like better than other carry outs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it is chewy bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. It is spectacularly hard to do wrong, and they got themselves a niche. I'm all good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's decent until you compare to other pizzas. It's still the most cost effective though

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you taste Luigi’s you never taste the same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its passable but doesn't compare to normally-priced pizza places IMO. It also gets old way faster than other places if you have it often.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love the texture on the bottom of the crust

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An extra bestest pizza for 6$, cheap pizza is still good pizza

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE STUFFED CRAZY BREAD IS LIKE CRACK AND THEY MADE A DEEP DISH PIZZA WITH IT AS CRUST

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I don't like their pan pizza at all, but the deep dish is on point.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While they can't touch "real" pizza they're legitimately my favorite chain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deep dish lunch deal with some zip packets

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Try a MidiCi! That's the real deal Neapolitan pizza!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're really good hot. Just don't let it get cold. Can't eat it.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I prefer them cold

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I used to get a hot and ready and put it right in the fridge cause I love cold pizza

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I learned enjoying cold pizza more than hot pizza is more common than I thought. That's pretty neat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It depends on region. When I lived in Detroit, it was great. Indiana.. meh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's literally my favorite pizza. Hands down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly usually pretty picky about pizza. they skimp a little bit on cheese and sauce but the ratio between the two on their regular/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pizzas is spot on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Domino's is better tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think they're better cold than hot but I agree. Especially their crazy bread!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoy their $8 deep dish.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They used to be terrible, but they kept improving their recipe and now it’s really dang good. Plus, they have their deep dish stuff

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Toppers is supposed to be better and is certainly fancier, but I never really like the pizza much. LC's is more in tune with my palate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda 'eh' on their pizza but I will DESTROY some of their Italian cheese bread. Sometimes I go there just for that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the best with cheap alcohol.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're little caesars is prolly in the ghetto. The best ones are in shit parts of town.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Your*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It’s true! Mine is

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not good. But it's okay, and it's pizza, and it's $5 with a drink, sooo.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Have you tried asking for it to be freshly made? The ones that sit in the heater are terrible.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They aren't the best, but for the price it's pretty good. I've not had a similarly priced pizza that was better.

8 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 2

When I lived in Pensacola hungry howies was the same price and way better.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are some, but the Deep Deep Dish is really good for it's price and the last place I can get non-frozen deep dish in my area w/o (1)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

making it myself. (2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7/11! It’s actually pretty good but a few bucks more

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honestly better than either dominos or pizza hut

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It’s okay, 7/11 is better if you have the 10 mins to wait

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm curious what you think is bad pizza then

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friends love it so much they named their album hot and ready https://youtu.be/ZjpCrapIKB4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus the CEO is a really good guy.

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

Imperial Scum

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 31

He actually is one of the few businessmen I respect for running a company ethically. Gates as well, seems to have a moral compass.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Don't forget Warren Buffet.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, Buffet seems like not only an ethical person, but a decent father, ie giving them a trust, but not the bulk of his fortune.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think you mean Mike Ilitch. The founder who recently died. Quietly paid Rosa parks rent for years. Refused give up on Detroit. RIP

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately the franchise owners arent typically as kind. Learned that after 5 years working for LC.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I worked at one for two years in high school. My experience was OK, but I'm sure it varies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's one of the best pizzas as long as you ask for it freshly made and eat it in the car. The cheesy bread is the best too.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That bbq one tgey had a while back was bangin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0