MRW my coworker tells me that he'd rather listen to Nickelback than Greenday
The Ballad of Ella. One of the longest (and most emotional) greentexts ever circulated, it has a deeply moving payoff for those who can make it all the way through.
When I spent far too much on vacation only to come home and find I got a bonus that just barely covered the cost of the vacation
This is your daily reminder to hug your dog.
The hardest part about the zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited
My buddy's pug was cold.
Presevere.
Very bad week for me. Hope yours is going better, friends.