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Jan 28, 2017 12:37 PM
Janthomasz
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ChiefRocker88
Maybe he's more of a dog person.
trashthecan
Well that escalated quickly.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
nope, not for me
TheLoneliestGiraffe
This is glorious https://media.giphy.com/media/Dym2LTuxGJJSw/giphy.gif
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
Some kids can't handle the pussy
blooregardqkazoo
If the bitch don't wash it gets nasty done there.
dietderpsy
Do we have to sexualise everything around here?
primetyme04
Lol
mothernature94
How...how did THAT MUCH come from that TINY BODY?!?!
JamsE
Haha haven't laughed out loud like that on Imgur for a while +1
JamsE
(It's the timing)
SendNickname
I like how he hold it till they were gone
Metadeth901
diamondfinder511
rockman147
McmatyevakaM2
That's prolly why he barfed... fed by the clock, instead of the need...
rainmakerab
Reaction to get out of the car to begin the clean up, then looking back out the window
octografix
Funny thing is they can't get out of the car or else turn into lion lunch
artistonduty
Kids are awesome! If you can't handle that then yes you shouldn't have kids. But there is always YouTube:)
ChiefRocker88
He's obviously allergic to cats.
WindyConditions
Well that was unexpected
MatsTheCat
Yeah holy moly did it catch me off guard I burst out laughing
Noversi
I'm laughing so hard holy fuck it caught me off guard
DIRIG0
JessWFromTexas
So much better than a "wait for iiiiit"
IAmThe1WhoUpvotes
I had a similar reaction the first time I saw a giant pussy (aka OP's mom)
Janthomasz
Hahaha
UserSubterraneanHomesickAlien
Zangulus
Feltching can have mixed results...
IAmThe1WhoUpvotes
Feltching?
Zangulus
Don't ask. You don't want to know. Save yourself!
314isPie
You know, I was drinking a glass milk while watching the video. Guess what happened.
raidleadergutts
You laughed and then finished your milk?
314isPie
Let's say I did both at the same time and keep it at that...
binky4me
The power of Christ compels you!
MichaelGerardTyson
His mother doesn't even flinch. I hope I never have to have that much self-control in my life.
tentaclefriendly
As Somebody who's cared for kids; after a certain point you just sigh.
Yourmothersellssocksthatsmell
How does she not throw the kid? I've raised 3 kids and I would have tossed that kid across the front seat.
ISupportYourViews
Xanax. This generation's Mother's Little Helper
OneIsGladToBeOfService
The kid already vomitted on her hand, she knew it was still coming.
MitchellSnyder
Its not self control. After a while you just become dead inside.
NotquiteThereyet00
Well I didn't expect that
vildorn
repost
SWReefer
Some fat lions
abct3d
Front page? Front page.
FireBreathingStockBroker
It certainly was front page material... the dozen times it's been there.
goodjobmyfellowman
Not what I was expecting...
DIRIG0
IAmADelightJustAskMyCat
Do I need an unpopular opinion puffin or can I just say flat out that babies are disgusting?
corneliusgansevoort
"But they smell so wonderful" - my wife.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Not her fault, she's biologically programmed to have a pleasure response to baby scent. A built in trojan for the little parasites ;)
Rosie2003
No they don't. They smell like shit and vomit.
IAmADelightJustAskMyCat
Did you even show her the gif though? Ew.
corneliusgansevoort
Yeah. She wasn't fazed. "Oh no, all that milk wasted!" was her response. Call for me in a year and you shall find me a childed man.
decomposingcomposers
You can only see half of the ladies face and you can still tell how much she's regretting having kids
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
Dont feed your kid that much
octografix
Judging from her reaction she seems used by now to having spontaneous projectile vomit in her life
74936273947262829462937262
I think she is very cute!
ShearWind
My daughter gets car sick. One time,after crying a lot, she puked. A lot. On me, on herself. Sausages and potatoes. I regret NOTHING.
NotHalfBad
At least he's at the pre-solid food stage. I'd prefer to be covered with a tummy full of milk than a tummy full of mashed stew and carrots
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
The milk smells soooooooooo much worse though.
NotHalfBad
Yes. Yes it does
Tempcore
I don't want either all over the inside of my car...
NotHalfBad
But if you had to choose....
Tempcore
I feel like the more solid stuff is easier to clean though... If you can't get the milk out of little cracks it'll smell nasty af
haroldleedoes
Ooooh that smell, Can't you smell that smell, Ooooh that smell, The smell of death surrounds you!
WhewKnewWhoBlewWho
Whiskey bottles, brand new car, hey oak tree you're in my way......
GoldberrySassdaughter
And you can't even roll down the window
ThePieceKeeper
*Guitar solo*
torannisaurusrex
tnichs
that smelly smell the smells... smelly
TheFartingIrish
Anchovies...
TheChaserG
What?
TheFartingIrish
ANCHOVIES!!!
TheChaserG
*MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP* *MEEP*
lacole725
I'm not having any fucking kids
Longbeard7
Yeah, they shouldn't do that. If you burp them well and don't shake them after feeding. Must have been a bumpy car ride or something.
Idontknowmyusername
Gene pool saved! Thank you!
yzark01
but youre still in it so not quite
Amszila
Oh come on, just because he puked? Adults also do that from time to time.
ElonMustToke
once every 2 years inside of a toilet or trashcan.
TheRedTerran
Getting a vasectomy. For this and the hookups, obv.
Reenforcements
How about some regular kids?
ThunderSquish
I agree with the oatmeal, everyone should just get a cat. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_vs_cat
uneaknamehere
Reason #133, Why I decided to not have kids.
UhhhhhNick
Im happy you dont have any fucking kids. Kids fucking is weird and illegal in most states
patotheduck
If you feed them correctly, they don't do that.
PurpleAid
The gif made me laugh, but your comment made me laugh harder. Thank you
cockiemonster
are you going to have any regular kids?
GentlemanBart
@LilaaK
FrozenFor30Years
But then where will you store your milk for the kitties?
damien309
Wait until you are playing with a baby while you are laying on your back and they throw up in your mouth.
PatrickRob82
They don't all do that. Mine hasn't.
Repostradamus
Was about to say this. My son is 16 months old and has vomited/spit-up exactly 3 times. Never on me or mom but once on his pediatrician.
Pozy
one way or another the metaphorical vomit will surprise you
soulman901
Remember at 16 you get someone to drive you to the bars and back
thesplashingblumpkins
Public transport will do
kindakinda
In 16 years, your car will drive you to bars and back.
SoonSaysAWhisperAriseArise
Or, hear me out here, I can buy expensive booze with all the money I save from not having kids and get wasted in the comfort of my own home.
leawettmann
I hear ya!
DuggFunnie
Good idea, and your shitty can't-take-the-heat genes will be instantly genocided. win-win!
SoonSaysAWhisperAriseArise
It's for the best, really.
BurntheBabies
Seeing all the gross and awful stuff kids do, I just don't get the appeal. But everyone tells me I will change my mind. They know best >.>
SnugglesaurusRex
Well, you do get desensitized to the shit and piss and vomit. It's just not that big a deal after awhile.
BurntheBabies
That's not really something I care to get desensitized to...
Laffz
Prefer you stay away from kids to be honest, BurnTheBabies.
BurntheBabies
Me too :)
CwmMakesPeopleCryInScrabble
I got that all the time. Just say "I hate them. Honestly. Hate" and then they'll think you're a psychopath but will knock it off.
TheAccursedHamster
"Oh I love kids! Especially with barbeque sauce.."
bigbootybigfoot
The worst is when you say you aren't comfortable around kids and they chuck one at you.
CwmMakesPeopleCryInScrabble
My best friend is having a baby and had to pay for a hotel in SF for three days. I donated with the note "so I don't have to hold it"
Butwhatwouldiwear
So????true????
BurntheBabies
It seems others know my life better than I do, lol. But honestly, fuck no I'm not having kids.
tmiller360
But what will you burn?
BurntheBabies
There are plenty that don't have to come from me.