"Err, ummm, do you haaaaave any spoiled meat Iiiiiiiii could umm partake of?" Who that close up a maggot looked like such a dork.
Funny raccoon pizza party story
This is Danny. Rescued him off the road a year ago. He had broken wing n bones. I gave him a small plastic egg and he made it a nest and sits on it all the time.
What is this Witchcraft? I gained 15 lbs of fat and my cellulite has almost disappeared.
Still the best vampire story .....
Not impressed by medically created beauty and bodies.
Friend of mine got catfished. He should have known when she insisted their first date be down by the river.
People that remind me of things ... forgive me , I'm bored.
Some awkward and or funny gifs
My Uber driver was pretty intense , didn't speak much English either.
People with mental illness may be your only hope in a zombie apocalypse....
Girls in selfies be like this Put your damn tongue back in your mouth you look like jackasses
I have ridiculous amounts of anxiety every morning. For no apparent reason. Already on meds and have a therapist. We cant figure out what's up. Anyone else do this, any suggestions?
On news this morning, Mom accidentally captures deadly eastern brown snake in picture with her toddler.
See we are doing some nostalgic family photos, some of my favorite and some short story about each .
It's happened. I'm bored to death of the internet, games, tv , and reading. I literally have nothing to do in down time. Now I lay around in my free time and get depressed. I'm tired from working , so no energy , wtf do you do now?
Can we please get good vibes, prayers, whatever goodness your willing to send our way, please?
Welp, I guess.... but I hardly know him.
Was so excited scale said I lost 12 lbs!! Then I found out my husband was using my scale to weigh 300 lb 6 foot logs.
Help. I have no extra energy to do much. I work, and do what I have to take care of the family. But zero energy to do anything extra. I've suffered anxiety n depression all my life, which I'm treated for . Need advice on getting my ass moving. Thanks!
Anyone else wish iPhones and internet hadn't come along ? We played outside , built forts, played with toys that used imagination. And we actually interacted with other kids. Some of my favorite 70 and 80's toys.
Real fish. Dog Faced Puffers
Took me 3 weeks to lose 4 lbs. Dealing with a lot of stress, ate a whole pan of lasagna yesterday. SOB
Figured the imgur community could have a few uses for these . Safety first.
Some of our furry, feathered, and slimy pet family....
How long does this shit take?
I had a boss that was always says inappropriate things to me. I walked in on him licking the opening of my Pepsi can that I had been drinking from.
When you just can't stop missing that ex....
Woke up to Bubba, the big guy, leaving a smeared dingle berry on my bed and Buddy, the red guy eating it. Good morning Mom. Now I have to wash everything.
I'm confused, about Two Broke Girls. Is the brunette playing the part of a horrendous actress or is she really that awful?
No judging , just curious. So many of the comments on imgur flat out say or hint at users being gay. How many here are actually gay or bi? Not sure how much of it is just joking around. I'm just a straight married mom , so I'm just being nosey.
Anyone have experience with mindfulness? I'm just delving into it and having some success with my chronic depression. Before you downvote me into oblivion ... hear me out.
I actually don't mind selfies on here, if done in a non-obnoxious way..Problem is 95 percent are obnoxious.
Weirdest experience . I was swarmed by a group of people at a grocery store , who claimed to have kidnapped a gnome...
If your old enough to remember this show, then you probably got some grey hair and are starting to get wrinkles .
This gang violence shit is getting out of hand! Where are the parents of these fuzzy hooligans?!
Such a bummer that our kids will never experience the hours of fun we did with toys like these.
Wow, there is some real sorcery being done with make up. Some of these are unreal
Now that it's finally over, I just realized Imgur assigned everybody to a team.I see I was team zombie.
My Childhood nostalgia
Remember kids that someday your gamer tattoos are going to be as outdated as Atari tattoos. Just something to think about.
Indonesian villagers dig up their ancestors every three years and dress them in new clothes in ancient ritual to show 'love and respect'. Man this world is strange!
Women are so much more accepting in what we find sexy. Let's here it for not being perfect. ( sick of all the stereotypical women , men post here. It's boring!)
Make your funniest and wittiest comment on a new post, and poster deletes their post 10 seconds later.
When I opened my inbox this morning and received a totally random ugly penis that looked like a bicolored worm
We see lots of adorable pugs on here, this is a pug skull. Perhaps this will help people to understand why breeding for a certain look is selfish and needs to stop.
I see the zombie thing is still going on, text me when it's over.
What we look like browsing Imgur , always thinking there is something great we might miss. But Alas, its more pets, random Chinese people and lame anime stuff
Bought this hat for a couple of shit heads in my life.
Share your biggest gripe about your life ATM, let's get this shit off our chests.