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Christine Chubbuck's Live Suicide.
30 year old Christine Chubbuck's was not only an up and coming reporter, but also a depressed woman. She was also very disappointed in the news only wanting to see blood and guts on the air instead of uplifting stories. So on July 15th in 1974 she was doing a piece on a shooting that had occurred in a near by restaurant, when the tapes for that shooting did not work, Christine looked straight into the camera and nodded saying "In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in 'blood and guts', and in living color, you are going to see another first — attempted suicide." and took her gun out and shot herself behind the right ear. Where, surprisingly, a police officer had told her where to shoot if one wanted to commit suicide. She is known for the first suicide on live television, and the tape was withheld because her family ordered it. There is no known film out there that has this even.
Video about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iyf3hRNCjw
Steve Irwin's death
Steve Irwin is best known as the Crocodile Hunter. Over many years he branched out of Australia and became known world wide. On September 4th of 2006 on Bratt Reef, he had finished filming for his personal show and decided to capture footage for her daughter, Bindy's, Show. He noticed that the sting rays in the water were acting strangely but moved into the water anyways and began to film. With in moments a sting rays barb flipped up puncturing his chest and heart, causing him to bleed out with in moments of the crew pulling him onto the boat. The death tapes of Steve Irwin are kept very far from public view and it has been said that only cameraman has seen the footage.
The Barbie and Ken Killers
Paul Bernado and Karla Homolka, Both coming from parts of Canada is is hard to imagine, looking at them, that they were capable of the rape and murder of 4 teenage girls. One of these girls was Karla's own little sister Tammy, and that is the tape you will never see. It is a two hour tape of both Paul and Karla raping and torturing Tammy to Bob Marley music. Tammy dying is not on the tape, but the administering of drugs to her by Karla is. There is only known to be 2 copies of this tape, and the investigators and Karla are the only ones ever to have seen it.
Documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnyRhjsxGyQ
Timothy Treadwell And Amy Huguenard
Timothy is best known for his study and recording of Grizzly bears. Fights with park rangers and park policies could not keep him away from documenting everything that had to do with the bears.Now this is not a tape more of a recording, in October of 2003 Timothy and Amy had set up camp in Katmai National Park to film the bears before they were to hibernate. Many think that was their downfall, being so close to the bears during a time they are eating 3 times their normal intake to prepare to sleep. Timothy had planned to do some filming so turned on the camera but had not yet taken the lens off when you hear him begin to scream and the sound of a bear growling. You can hear the struggles and screams of Timothy fighting for his life, and him ultimately losing it. Then you hear Amy's horrified screams before the tape stops. Amy was killed shortly after. It is not known if their are copies but in Grizzly Man, Werner Herzg can be seen listening to it, though you can not hear it, you can see his horrified face as he listens, leaving what was on it to your imagination.
Armin Meiwes Cannibal Tapes
Armin Meiwes was never you usual cannibal and serial killer. He never forced any of his victims to do anything. He trolled websites with an ad looking for men that wanted to be eaten. He soon found Bernd Brandes, who was willing to allow him to kill and eat him. on March 9th 2001, the two met up and Armin began to record. This 2 hour video begins with Brandes asking Armin to try and bite his penis off, when that did not work he used a knife, they ate the penis together and then shortly after Armin drugged Brandes. He gave him a kiss and once the drugs kicked in his slowly killed and dismembered him, packaging the meat for later consumption. This is a 2 hour tape that extremely detailed and gruesome and ultimately lead Armin to life imprisonment. There is only one copy of the tape that is kept in a vault of evidence in a German police station.
Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym6TWmXw_fE
Starkregen
You won't ever be able to watch first one because its tapes are legally destroyed. its not like you have a choice
edgeofadhesion
The Karla Homolka tape was only found after she testified to being an accessory under duress, so she never got charged with murder.
KittyDreams4Real
HumanFlag
I'm okay not watching any of these
HighSlayerRalton
Don't forget the original cuts of Star Wars. *shakes fist at sky* Lucaaaaaaaas!
whatseventhepointt
Like other things in this list, that's a good thing.
YouThinkYouCanControlJerryWithAHaircut
Damn, imagine being selected for jury duty and walking into that?
Cyrakhis
Bernardo and Homolka took one of those kids from my neighbourhood when I was little =x
littlemirrorsatourfeet
Last time one of these was posted I listened to an old woman call 911 and it scarred me. No thanks
wolfopera
Was it of her screaming?! I feel like it was the one I listened to and I still am scarred.
littlemirrorsatourfeet
Yeah. There was someone there and then suddenly she was attacked or something. It was horrifying to listen to
rumblyinmytumbly
I think that one is an actress and they used the tape for training, I might be wrong.
texasrockstar1987
https://youtu.be/rgrG1o8vESw. I think this is the one
rumblyinmytumbly
Yeah, that is the one I was thinking of and most sites I'm finding say that it's real. I think I liked believing it wasn't :/
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
Meiwes actually ate a dick.
BurningChef
So did Brandes
IfYouJustReadThisYouAreNowGay
Not unlike @OP
HonorablePenileDischarge
DaBakedPotato
My SO thinks this is the cutest comment on this post.
FuzzyMelox
"5 tapes you won't ever be able to watch" Oh well... *swipes to next post*
katskiofoz
Correction. *comments then swipes to next post*
cptslicer
Fuck humans are horrible
zeuswitanoose
Yeah I won't be able to watch them because they're aren't available to watch for me
Nash489
The old "try and bite my penis off" trick
TheSidewinder17
Great dump but please proofread in the future +1
ikealjordan
or so the Illuminati wants you to believe...
Discoikungshamn
I like how I got sponsored ad from uberEats, especially after the last one.
VinnieJonesDiary
With Armin Meiwes I think you mean he TRAWLED websites, not trolled them, unless he was like "you're a faggot twat, can I eat you?"
lyssajay
Pain Olympics
TheDivineUsersub
Man, that is some weird shit haha
HighSlayerRalton
But why Bob Marley?
TacticalChungus
They be jammin...things into that little girl I bet.
SueZeeKew
Dude, the fuck?
DrFreakBerg
It's part of the torture
HideousKojima
Ohh c'mon now
TheDivineUsersub
That could be true, if you think about it for a moment. Imagine someone committing the most heinous acts. Imagine the fear and desperation.-
TheDivineUsersub
- Then suddenly the killer plays compassionate/pleasant music during the most excruciating moments of your life. Idk about you, but that -
TheDivineUsersub
- would fuck me up pretty bad to hear a beautiful work of art played during a sinister act.
BigAZNMan
I've watched Senator R. "Budd" Dwyer's.
TigerRaven0385
Me too... can never unsee that one
Cheomesh
Bjork Stalker is another old school one.
aerojovi83
Yeaaaaah that's pretty messed up. I can handle most things pretty well, but that haunted me for a while.
tomboslice85
Me too man. I'll never forget watching it. Took me a long time to get over it.
comfortableshoes
What is it?
lucadollar
He shot himself in the mouth. Nose turns into blood faucet.
comfortableshoes
Disturbing.
destinoz
Underage girls being raped, tortured, and later murdered isn't a video anyone should be allowed to watch or publish.
effypom
Aren't they not allowed anyway? Don't people post them illegally?
Ouroborus
I for one am fine with that.
Melandru
Your comment could be taken two ways...
Ouroborus
... I mean the 'alright with nobody being able to see it' way. You pervert. ;)
TheDivineUsersub
Why not? I'm not saying the content is good by any means. Out of curiosity, in your opinion, why should it be banned?
GavinScreaming
are you for real?
TheDivineUsersub
Yeah, but I'm stupid, ignore me.
destinoz
You're asking me why child porn torture snuff films should be illegal?
TheDivineUsersub
Point taken. Mega stupid question now that I think of it lol
Ant4N
Lol you're an idiot dude. Jesus Christ
TheDivineUsersub
Well, I wasn't looking at it from a "pornographic" standpoint. I was thinking of it parallel to videos of violence like those suicides or -
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCthulhu
I think "Mein teil" by Rammstein is about the cannibal. We actually discussed the song during our German language class in the Netherlands
TacticalChungus
The single is better than the album track, because they say the text of the online ad in the very beginning of the song.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCthulhu
I'm not sure which one we used, i think it's the album track, but it was about 13/14 years ago so I'm not sure.
johnefffd
true
Cheomesh
So, knowing Dutch natively, how does that help with learning German? They're both quite distinct but with a common root.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCthulhu
We got the lyrics and listened to the song with the teacher, and then tried to translate it. Works great actually, learned a lot from it
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
they say you can get proficient in weeks.
bioengine
I feel like I've seen a spoofed version of the last one from an episode of I.T. Crowd
SimonAmes
I was just thinking that!
HighSlayerRalton
You have.
hepcat10
"But first, Brandes asked if they could watch The Matrix on Armin's hi fi system."
bioengine
QuotingTelevision
"I'm in an ethical pickle!"
Petey2522
He was a fine young cannibal
FiatLuxIam
pollypocketfullofposies
Egg and his face were in alignment
TheCouncilofRicks
I knew that sounded familiar
MossAndRoyMakeAPorno
You'd be surprised what kinda IT Crowd spoofs are just flailing about...
crunchyintheory
Username fits
AwesomeShowGreatJob
Sauce?
tenderape
"Turns out meeting new people is a lot more complicated than I'd originally thought."
MartianJonnJonzz
Original or remake...
LamStock
Remake? ??
ILikeCoffeeAndCats
Not quite the same but check out "The Legend of Barney Thomson" if you haven't seen it.
Drakimord
You have.
ASecondAngryPandaEntersTheScene
Literally the only episode of that show I've actually seen.
captchatypingrobot
You should change that
InfiniteOso
ya did, mate
ThePotatoBandit
And the first episode of Rake
BrownViking
Moss and The German
bedframe
He was a fine young cannibal.
FiatLuxIam
That is some spot on casting too, holy shit!
CosmicSombrero
Thanks for the reminder, I wouldn't have come up with that. I haven't watched the IT Crowd in a looooong time. But such a good show
raiderpower
Also Owen Hart's death
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Saw that live on tv when it happened. The accident itself & the whole rest of the special afterwards are still seared into my memory.
disagreeable
He was my substitute gym teach once in Junior high. Calgary saw a lot of the Hart brothers.
RaptorJesus2
When this happened live, they didn't show it. The stadium turned the lights off so no one would see the aftermath. Yo' pants on fire kid...
thetsunami
You didn't see the accident live on tv. They were showing a video package when he fell. They returned to a live shot of the announcers.
JimmySmits
I was 8 rows back from the ring in the stands. We had no idea what was happening or if it was even real at first.
JimmySmits
No house announcements and didn't find out til the next morning he died. It was surreal.
drunkvelociraptor
Why would you want to watch any of these anyway???
gabiinunderland
Bestgore.com was my favorite site for a while, I have entire bookmarks of cannibals and serial killers just to see what people are capableof
agumonkey
I don't.
TheDivineUsersub
I can't speak for everyone, but for me it is because it's easy to take for granted the civilized world. To be born into air conditioning, -
TheDivineUsersub
- a warm and comfortable bed, warm home cooked meals, communities, urban centers with affordable services, etc... It's so easy for people -
TheDivineUsersub
- to forget that life is brutal and ugly. I'm no exception to this tendency. Not to say my life was squeaky clean, but it could have been -
TheDivineUsersub
- far worse. I watch these to accomplish two things: 1) to remind myself how grateful I should be for the luxuries I enjoy, and 2) to -
TheDivineUsersub
- accustom myself to these horrors in case I cross them (again, in some cases) so that I can react with a level head. The suicide videos -
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
There's a whole subreddit called r/watchpeopledie. People are extremely facinated with death and violence.
drinkitin
I watch some videos there periodically to learn. It's gruesome, but it is the world
squishcat
Some people enjoy seeing death, pain, and suffering. I feel like this goes beyond morbid curiosity quite honestly. I wouldn't watch.
Nanaashi
I would only watch Steve's. I have a lot of respect for him and I've always been morbidly curious about his death.
agumonkey
but I searched sting rays and found this fun one https://youtu.be/4HWNPXiWEh8 , no blood, nothing gore, just "special"
RingSting
It's a strange thing, I occasionally find myself clicking on a rekt thread on 4chan just to remind myself how fragile life is...
DreamWeavr
Liveleak taught me to be more aware of my surroundings while I am outside.
RingSting
totally
RingSting
...and how easy and unexpected it can be to die. It saddens me just how often death occurs and how inevitable it is...
RingSting
...yet it is somehow a taboo subject.
DickMercenary
Morbid curiosity. Like when you see a pile of what used to be an animal on the side of the road and wonder what it was.
Syng420
People really do that? I look away because it makes me sad.
JohnFloorwalker
I was staring at what looked like lasagna. Turned out to be a pregnant raccoon.
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
That's alright, I didn't like lasagna anyways.
JohnFloorwalker
You could see the babies popping out of her side.
SirSage
MY LASAGA!
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
its funny cause its true
DocVolt
Perfect
BlownByTheMonsignor
I wonder if the vid (taken by his sister, iirc) of that guy who boiled to death/dissolved in that Yellowstone hot spring is out there.
HighSlayerRalton
Whaa–!
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
Could he not get out? Jeeze that's horrid
SereneMango
Oh yeah! They couldn't recover his body. I forgot about that. Drowning and burning alive. No thank you. Poor guy
superfeathers
He should've tested it with his toe first.
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
He tried to test it but iirc the ground gave away or he lost his balance and he fell entirely in
mooglerae
I think they said it took only a matter of minutes. He was probably in so much pain that started to panic and couldn't get out.
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
i feel like in my panicking i would find any way to get the fuck out... but never been in that situation so i guess i dont know.
MightyShoePrint
Many people turn into a bag of randomly firing impulses. The one time I was badly panicked I wasn't in very good control of myself. Scary
mooglerae
Oddly enough, when I am panicing, that is the only time I seem to be in complete control of my body. It is weird. I am usually a clutzy spaz
MightyShoePrint
I got taken out by a big ocean wave when I was 10 or 11. I was a great swimmer but I went bug-shit and did more limb flailing than >
Bigdickswangin21
How anyone could ever get to a place in life where they consent to be eated, killed, and eating their own penis is completely beyond me
capricornstunner
Username checks out
gnomedeplume
Mental problems and alochol
EasierToPrayWhenIMasturbate
Or wild speculation.
whyme107
Yes alochol
skelitor120
Mental problems + Desperately lonely w/ abnormal fetish + Suicidal
TheNinjaPervert
Doesn't sound too far off some of the imgur userbase.
ThatAssholeOverThere
Its a fetish, a really messed up one at that
Lukedyy
Everyone heads to the comments to see if someone has posted links to the unwatchable videos.
Benallinf1
Aaaaand i'm off to the TOR , hello deep web ;)
Terminology
Won't find anything.
sonicpet
Not the same videos, but videos that are as horrible to watch: https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/ Be warned, they are NSFL!
bttycrckr
yes i am now get out of my way
AnExistingBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday
No! ... yes.
flassk
i was pretty certain that the voice clip from the bear mauling made it out and if it wasn't him specifically it was another mauling.
SpoilFlunk
I didn't cos I would hate to see the videos
CringeBinge
Some of them seem to be exactly 2 hours. Perfect for theatrical release!
ISellEffinKias
Maybe some, not me. I watched the Daniel Peal video, never been right since then. Morbid curiosity will never be enough to watch one again
CringeBinge
I've seen the R. Budd Dwyer suicide and one called Unknown Russian Soldier. That was the most disturbing thing I've seen. Gave me nightmares
arbsbuhpuh
When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into you. I stopped listening or watching this stuff a long time ago.
KNDBS
There's three leaked pics from Meiwes video (#5)
ExvicepresidentAlGore
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CorneliusCardew
NO THANKS
MarkItEightDude
@op is right, these tapes are out in the world, but not anywhere on the net
DrKriegersClone
I'm sure there are equally if not more fucked up snuff videos on the internet, but I'm sure as hell not going looking for them.
UnknownSignal
Theyre probably floating around in the deep web, but I'd rather stick my dick in a bottle of acid than search for them there..
MrBfromRapture
If I knew anything about computers, I'd search this "deep web" Nothing phases me
Bortus
Google 'tor'.
sonicpet
No. If they would leak to the Internet, they'd be found on the normal net, just like cartel torture & beheading videos.
DaBakedPotato
Trust me, I would've posted 'em if I found 'em. There are fakes, usually audio, for most of these like Steve, Timothy, and I think Chubbuck.
Sumciak
What about onion networks? There is lots of weird shit down there, you may get "lucky" if you really want to lol
Dragondick69
@op did you steal this list from that one YouTube video?
DaBakedPotato
I didn't but which list? And the list I made is the more known ones so I feel like it was just kind the same content, but differently made.
Dragondick69
https://youtu.be/0NyGACFaFrY. It's this one I'm not saying you copied this list but it is the exact same videos and they are also in the
mexicancounciloffood
You could add Owen Hart's video to the list. Locked in a WWE vault.
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
I thought the documentary grizzly man had the audio? It was a while ago when I watched it so maybe I'm wrong. Or was it a cut off version?
Isaiah12vs2
No audio, just his reaction to hearing it.
PhillStew
I saw this in theatres, but my mother saw an advanced screening. She said she heard it in the advanced screening
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
Maybe I'm the unrated edition? Cause that's the one I saw.
Corbinator
Nah, the penis one is the cut off version.
minuteye
No, it just has the video of Werner Herzog listening to the tape, but no actual audio of the event.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
I heard the audio somewhere. His wife keeps screaming "fight back!" and he's in agony and screaming. But I think it cut off at some point...
FreshPrinceOfPersia
It's fake.
gretchensaurus
I've seen the Christine tape. I can't remember where but it was horrifying.
BrazilianCatFish
Same I watched it a long time ago online. I remember someone recorded it on their tv some how and posted it online.
BrazilianCatFish
I found it when I was on snopes.com and found that video of the guy who shots himself while in police custody. That's all I can remember.
dennydorko
http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/christine-chubbuck-suicide-video-exists.html
ExvicepresidentAlGore
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TeSoad90
i dont wanna click it but i might
Synaptix
Another live suicide moment was Bud Dwyer. You can watch that one. It will fucking haunt you. Couldn't get his lifeless eyes out of my head.
effypom
I had no idea that much blood could rush out of the human body!
gretchensaurus
I've seen that too!
MrSmiffagain
This was the origin of Filter's song Hey Man Nice Shot
Justineer
God I hate that garbage song.
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ScionoftheUr
Fuck....
MehWasTooShort
"Your country is prohibited from accessing this item"
Zelly012
Damn......
TheButtKracken
I remember seeing this as a kid. His nose turns into a blood faucet.
AlexStevens123
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veryreasonablecat
Commenting for later. When I don't want to sleep
bitchhappens
Sorry veryreasonablecat, got an email from Imgur today. I violated their policy with this comment. I didn't personally delete it.
DXTCommander
Source?
improbablypooping
Youtube. I just watched it. The amount of blood that comes out of his nose is horrifying.
DXTCommander
Wow. Just watched it now. I'm surprised the cameraman handled it just fine? Like zoom to his face? Dude... Beyond the craziness.
flockofstampedeingducks
Tammy Homolka was my sisters best friend and attended the same High School as me. Karla is out of prison and lives in Quebec and has 3 kids
ratchethatchet
I thought she lives in the Bahamas now? They fled Canada due to 'unfair' media attention and public scrutiny. An abhorrent person.
sharon838
Omg. That's really terrible.
Waidonut
Yep, over in the nice town of Chateauguay, a decent sized suburb right outside Montreal. So fucked up how easy she got off.
daaaBlues
Was she enraged because people told her to stop eating their sesame cake?
LostInASeaOf
I lived in Penetanguishene when both were taken to Oakridge for their mental evaluations.
LostInASeaOf
As reference its a maximum security mental hospital, located right beside a 5000 inmate super prison.
NotYourAverageOrdinary
This news makes me sad.
justAsimpleCarnivorLookingForAherbavorToEAT
AND NO ONE HAS THOUGHT TO POP A CAP I THAT BITCHS FACE?
RebeccaRuxin
She got to change her name
justAsimpleCarnivorLookingForAherbavorToEAT
sheanar
I heard. That she is allowed to have kids and a new name is monstrous to me.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
As a Canadian this still sickens me.
StormOfSpirits
She actually lives in Ohio. I dated her nephew not long ago. Never put two and two together until it was brought up
TranscendentalExperiences
Yup! She lives near my place and the residents of the town are in an outrage! Petitions and shit. Nothing can get her to leave...
Canuckbuck
My high school teacher went to a few of their parties. She told us about how freaky it is, and how angry and is the KH is out
Canuckbuck
2/ We discussed mob justice and death sentences. She admitted the emotional side would love her to get the first, but logically she wishes
Canuckbuck
3/ that the laws worked better to prevent such people from being out. Twelve years later, I still recall the lecture well
soccermom
mother of god...
Zappers42
Doesn't she frequent this parenting advise website and no one there likes that idea?
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
The deal with the devil. IIRC, she withheld the tape until her deal was irrevocable.
itsbre
I don't think she ever gave them the tape. They found it on their own, it was just too late.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
My memory had her lawyer giving it up after the deal but I am extremely biased against her.
itsbre
Maybe I'm wrong. But that's what I heard
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Oh, I could be wrong, just can't be bothered to fact check at this moment
RosyCheeks20
Find her kids. Show them this.
MegaMetal
I wish I hadn't seen this, her being free makes me want to vomit. I saw the detailed story on forensic files, fucked up does not come close
sharon838
I'm with you. I kind of wish I hadn't seen it myself. Then there's another part of me that wants to Google the monster and see what she 1/2
sharon838
Looks like today. God help her children. Her own parents must feel so conflicted.
itsbre
Does she live in Quebec now? For a while she was in the Bahamas or the Barbados or something like that.
Waidonut
She lives in a suburb right outside Montreal.
prelude514
Chateauguay, last I heard.
ilovenoods
Yup there was a big uproar when people in her new town found out she'd been allowed to live there.
waiwode
It was a terrible time in St Kitts, people (girls) were disappearing -- and the final answer was a nightmare. Sorry for your sister's loss.
chainsawsuspiria
From there. Was in high school when it was all happening. Girls in my class were best friends with her.
flockofstampedeingducks
What High School?
chainsawsuspiria
We went to DM. Friends transferred from Holy Cross. Where Kristen French went. Same grade.
flockofstampedeingducks
I was just down the street at SWC. It was a strange scary time indeed. I feel horrible for all those victimized by these two.
waiwode
Moved here in the mid-80's. Older, don't know any of them. We were always scared for our small blonde room-mate, guarded her like badgers.
ifiknewiwouldntbehererightnow
That's crazy!
flockofstampedeingducks
Yeh and both Karla and Paul had been to my house to pick up Tammy. This stuff reminds how lucky my sister wasn't selected by these murderers
wadestes
How long was she in for?
flockofstampedeingducks
Only 12 years. She struck a plea deal to turn against Paul. But this video shows she was not the victim she made herself out to be.
itsbre
Key point is that they didn't have the video yet when she made the deal. They found it afterwards, but double jeopardy stopped them from
ifiknewiwouldntbehererightnow
12 years is way too short imo...probably many others opinions too. Glad your sister is ok
Kassien
From what I've read and seen she played the victim to Pauls abuse card.
DigYourselfBaby
If I saw Karla on the street I would unhesitatingly push her into traffic.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Sure you would, tough guy.
glaug
What, you wanna go to prison, too?
OverpricedCrayon
that obviously doesn't concern them. You think the guy that shot Lee Harvey Oswald cared? Or the guy that shot his sons kidnapper?
ElBivo
Frankly I am surprised it hasn't happened already given the public's fury at her crimes and unfortunate sentence.
itsbre
Honestly, not that many people know about it. Or at least don't know what she looks like. People who were alive and old enough to understand
Waidonut
She was outed fairly recently in some of the papers though when the suburbs she lives in realized who she was.
itsbre
When it happened do, but most younger people don't. I didn't even know that was them til I read the description. Also, she moved out of
itsbre
Canada for quite a few years after her release.
RubberChickenTenders
How is she possibly out of prison already.l??
keeponrollin
Yeah she's been out for a while. My law class did a unit on this case, she worked out a deal in turn to give evidence to convict Paul...
keeponrollin
They had no idea of just how involved she was until the rest of the evidence came to light
oo0ORB0oo
Life in Canada is not life. It is 25 years. She was let out 4 years ago? It has been a while
xxyzzyx
25yrs without parole. Paul Bernardo is never getting out. Karla wasn't sentenced to life.
sowetoninja
Easy: she has a vagina. If you have a vagina people assume you are not that bad, & if you are it must be bc of some guy forcing you to be...
nell1990
She got out in 2008
Enidaj
She made a deal with the Crown prosecutor that involved her testimony against Paul. At the time, 1/2
Enidaj
the Crown was not aware of the existence of the tapes. There are also tapes of Kristen French and Leslie Mahaffy after they were abducted.
babyzero
Her lawyers withheld the torture tapes. She made a plea deal and testified against him. The tapes later showed she participated willingly.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Judging by the replies, "because she doesn't have a penis" is the answer you're looking for.
Waidonut
You're not very good at reading are you?
DrKriegersClone
Not exactly. The Crown needed her testimony before they found the tapes, and they didn't realize the depth of her complicity. 1/2
DrKriegersClone
2/2 By the time they realized she was an equal partner in it, the terms of the plea bargain were legally binding.
madetheaccountjustforyou
So they trusted the poor little abused girl to get the big bad man? :P
icantbelieveitsnottrue
I don't know why you're being downvoted. She's fucked in the head; played the abused, manipulated wife perfectly 4 the cops. They fell 4 it.
itsbre
It wasn't an attack against men, she was just good at acting and they had no evidence against her.
icantbelieveitsnottrue
I totally agree but the cops still had a bias. If both parties claimed they'd beenmanipulated by the other, they'd likely side with the lady
icantbelieveitsnottrue
I live nearish to where this took place. I was a teen girl at the time. I've followed the story. The cops easily believed Karla
Kassien
According to a documentary I watched she was able to only be an accessory to the murders because Paul was an abusive pick and 'forced' her
Kassien
To participate in the murders and abductions. There was accounts of Paul being abusive from friends too.
flockofstampedeingducks
Yes everything pointed to the abusive male predator and everyone wanted that to be the case. In my mind Karla is the bigger monster.1/2
flockofstampedeingducks
2/2 Karla got the drugs to knock out her own sister and rape her. Tammy choked on her own vomit from being drugged while Karla slept
InnerUniverse
I don't see how anyone could be compelled to torment and kill their own sibling. I'd rather take a near-fatal or fatal beating.
itsbre
She wasn't compelled. She did it willingly. That was just the story she told before they had evidence against her.
motherofowls
Yup, she offered tammy as a wedding gift bc karla herself wasn't a virgin and Paul loved virgins. So sick.
WowSoSparkly
Also a good but pretty unnverving film with Laura Prepon and Misha Collins http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424938/
theatregeek13
Very freaky from Karl's POV. Side note, they had to get restraining orders against the director and Misha asked that no one watches it.
WowSoSparkly
Oh shit yeah I just read imdb's trivia, i didnt know it caused so much anxiety, but i understand now, yikes.
Boozername
She cut a deal to sentence Paul I think. A ridiculously favorable deal. I want to say that at the time, the prosecutors didn't know how 1/2
Boozername
2/2 much she was involved in the actual rapes/murders until after the deal was made. Someone can fact check me on this though.
Enidaj
Fairly accurate. The Crown was not aware of the existence of the tapes until after they'd made the deal with her.
minuteye
I believe they offered her the deal before the tape was found, at the time they thought she had been manipulated by Bernardo.
Officiallydan
Which she has as well.
SparkyDoggg
Lol and they can't then go back and prosecute her? That is absolutely barbaric. She should have an increased sentence for hiding the tape
GreenYawgmoth
If they went back on the deal they would never be able to make another deal again.
scorch214
Double jeopardy
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
I'm not sure how Canada's legal system works but thats double jeopardy and a pretty important although imperfect rule.
SgtThunderfistMD
Wow. As bad as all these are, that last one is fuuuuuucked.
tusig1243
Weirdly, my German teacher told us about this in high school.
RuchenUchen
They made a movie about it. Rottenburg or something like that. Accidentally saw it when I was in Germany. Kept thinking it was a joke.. nope
KNDBS
There's actually three leaked pics from the video.
pinkahboo
He needs mental help. Not a cell, it was consensual.
BlackPengu
Wikipedia says he could gets out next year
Allworknoplay82
BloodyTheBroken
Reminds me of Peter Lundin..
roadkillnecromancer
Whats bad is none of these are even close to usual home videos that cartels have. There is evil beyond imagination out there.
Bassaker
the german courts had a very interesting case with this, due to the proven consensual nature it was not really a crime.
TidePodPirate
Whatever floats your boat
mmaheshwary
I remember reading the news story when it first came out.... It fucked my mind for days.
ClitKicker87
That was even done on my birthday, which I guess I just wanted to say for some reason, I don't know, I'm slightly more whelmed or something.
ClitKicker87
BUT HITTING A PERFECT 140 CHARACTERS MADE UP FOR IT
ClitKicker87
I feel like I may be less affected than I thought
hartmonica
crazy how strong sex drive is
TrevorDelGame
His initial conviction was only for manslaughter (no pun intended) because it was consensual
WickedFlowers
And the other ones?
HermanManly
The guy he ate was announced unfit to give consent based on circumstances so the sentence increased I believe
Squatch9883
You said exactly what I was thinking.
FloorWasher
Grim Love anyone?
ArtOfKarolMichalec
There's a film based on that story but I had to switch it off the moment they cut the dick off and he pisses blood from what's left of it
LateNightBunnyParty
Rammstein has a really good, really eerie song about this. "Mein Teil." Off their album Reise, Reise.
thedickpickjudge
There was either a horror movie or documentary I saw on this that re-enacted the penis thing murder and dismemberment.
tacosaremyfav
I think it was called Grimm Love
NakoSunao
He prob read alot of manga man.
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Apparently neither of them liked the taste of the penis.
crunchyintheory
Username fits
JonathanSmithyyy
-WELL SHIT- I just realized Armin Meiwes lives in my Country and he's going to be free in 2017. AND I'M A MALE.
pandamandana
Be careful dude
SgtThunderfistMD
Well unless you're looking for a dude to bite your penis off I think you're ok.
Knuddelbiest
No worries ;) He found Brandes through some specialised online forum. Are you sure he is going to walk free next year?
ProfetaDelNopal
Seems he was polite during the proceedings though. Sounds like he was a fine young cannibal.
owlrage
Does he drive you crazy?
CreepyPhlox
Only because penis mutilation is involved. The rape and torture of little girls is worse imo.
SgtThunderfistMD
Not talking about which is worse. More which is more bizzare.
HermanManly
There is literally a subreddit for guys stopping circulation to their dick, then cutting it off after a week or two. It's common.
CreepyPhlox
Still not as bad as rape and torture of little girls.
CreepyPhlox
Or maybe that's what you meant.
HermanManly
Yeah that's what I meant. Idk why I replied to your comment, I probably read something different yesterday. I was tired...
ponzu
Absolutely not, that dude wanted that and that man went out of his way to find a semi legal way to finish his desires
9000penises
really because I'm pretty sure raping and murdering 4 girls and taping the whole thing is a lot worse than consensual cannibalism...
SgtThunderfistMD
not talking bout which is worse. Talking which is more fucked up. Barbie one is more tragic but the consensual penis bitting is more bizzare
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
Eh, the Barbie killers is worse.
artist
And Rammstein has a song about it, Mein Teil.
passbuspass
such a good fucking song
heretobeamazed
"You Know, Joe Rogan, this isn't the first time I've tasted penis..."
CrabWallet
When you smoke rocks, fear is never a factor. Now come down on these hog penises with me.
1800druidia
SgtThunderfistMD
May the Schwartz be with you.
rhetoricalstagnation
The last one is more fucked than drugging, rapi g and killing your own sister?? You have some weird ass prioritiez..
Ruhig
It was between two consenting adults, right?
juggernaut1
Probably would have gotten off easier if the guy getting eaten clearly killed himself on camera.
MegaDeuce
If you ever meet a man with those same dead eyes... Run like hell.
MegaDeuce
Trust your instincts, folks.
italyball
Really? That to me was the least jarring one.
Falconess
Steve Irwin getting killed by a stingray is more jarring than someone allowing another person to slowly eat them?! You're messed up, friend.
dogluchador
That's what I was gonna say!
italyball
I grew up watching Steve Irwin as a child, and later an adult obsessed in ecology. I don't know the cannibal.
RustyNeX
but ironically the only one where everyone involved was comfortable and consentual with what happened.
heyitsprisonmike
Consensual cannibalism.
flamingflamingo
Arguably Brandes was mentally ill to the point where he was incapable of giving consent.
SwagicalYololord
To be fair they both are.
flamingflamingo
Obviously. I was just befuddled by all these comments about how it's pretty much okay to kill and eat him as he consented.
SwagicalYololord
I think the argument was that they were both comfortable with the arrangement whether they were mentally ill or not.
firstofhisname419
Which is further proof that "consent" is not the only thing to morality.
EasierToPrayWhenIMasturbate
Proof, what proof? All I see is someone pontificating on the internet.
UnskippableAd
I mean the reporter was too
ht7t5h98zhrt8kfe5ibc
There is a documentary/movie about it. Within it is implied that the victim was not totally mentally health. Therefore the conviction.
zaklurker
Somehow I don't think the victim was the only one mentally unhealthy.
Ryykur
I think that would be pretty apparent considering he ate part of his own dick...
orbitalnarwhal
No, the reason for the conviction is that nobody can legally consent to being killed. It's like statutory rape but it applies to everybody.
orbitalnarwhal
…more precisely the legal definition of murder doesn't depend on the consent (or lack thereof) of the victim.
Karpethian
No shit.
abjorn
I'm fairly sure neither of them were mentally healthy.
ThatITdude
You're thinking of the IT crowd
asm80dfa8sdfj
I mean, the guy who did it doesn't seem totally mentally healthy either.
ArcherGifs
Also wasn't part of it that you are never capable of knowing if they consented to the very last second since they cant testify after it
DrKriegersClone
Not totally mentally healthy? You think?
RustyNeX
its a difficult case, anyone who wants to be eaten would be considered mentally unstable, but thats also because its not normal.
Nanaashi
u die for the kink nut
Pawnderlust
The same can be said for anyone wanting to eat people.
patrickpcampos
The german band rammstein made a music about him,arwin sued them
coreytaylorscreaming
Which one?
stuffinator
"Mein Teil"
thetexasbuttholetickler
Swedish Death Metal Band Bloodbath did aswell, song is called "eaten"
GuyNamedSean
Which is why I consider it perfectly alright and not fucked up at all.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
The thing is jail is for people that most people have agreed to lock away from society. Nobody wanted this guy around.
whoopsywoo
Brought to you by Ethics. Ethics, its complicated.
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
Well I mean, it might be alright but it's still pretty fucked up lol
SgtThunderfistMD
Part of the reason why its so fucked up imo.
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
I understand.
cleverbeans
Depression is a hell of a drug.
poets
In my onion (onion means head in this context, I think)
blackbanana
What does imo mean?
sonnydeliciousness
In my opinion.
nipplesareawesome
IMO = In my opinion
CharminSandiego
In my opinion
Armored0Titan0
In my opinion.
howToLoseTheGame
In my opinion, i think it's in my opinion
cleverbeans
into my orifice.
blackbanana
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Apply water to bernd area
ImNotGoodWithNamesAlsoThisWasTaken
In my opinion.
sulfuratus
You can tell which answers are correct by the negative amount of points they have.
MrBassoonBro
No you can't. The one with most upvotes is the wrong answer
RustyNeX
in my onion
italianboy23
This is my swamp
cirethered09
Ok Shrek settle down
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
IIRC, Rammstein's song "Mein Teil" was inspired by the incident
LateNightBunnyParty
Apparently, you beat me to it. I just commented the same thing.
bekreider
I was actually gonna mention this, my favorite line translated basically means: "You are what you eat and you know what that is."
Ekajra
Denn du bist, was du isst, und ihr wisst, was es ist.
coreytaylorscreaming
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IFuckWithVikingsGIFs
Yep! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvwcH4XX6U
Sehnsuchts
It's super weird and probably borderline sociopathic but whenever this story comes up I think of rammstein and get excited
blepability
As is Bloodbath's "Eaten". https://youtu.be/UBfoMgllphs
lostinacontraption
Drink my marrow and blood for desert
fudgepuppyorangecake
So is eat me, drink me by Marilyn Manson (according to wikipedia)
xRotziex
I love that title. Alice's andventures, jesus' last supper, the Rothenburg cannibal. All three possible due to it's a Manson album.
thetexasbuttholetickler
Swedish Death Metal Band Bloodbath did aswell, song is called "eaten"
thetexasbuttholetickler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqHnWBmMTPo
thetexasbuttholetickler
"i've had one desire since I was born To see my body ripped and torn To see my flesh devoured before my eyes"
thetexasbuttholetickler
"I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice"
Fn0rd
"Heute Treff ich einen Herrn. Er hat mich zum fressen gern! Weiche Teile und auch Harte, Stehen auf der Speisekarte" 1/
LateNightBunnyParty
Denn du bist! Was du isst! Und ihr wisst! Was es ist! Mein Teil (Nein!) Mein Teil (Nein!) Denn das ist Mein Teil (Nein!) Mein Teil (Nein!)
Fn0rd
Einer ihrer besten Songs.
LateNightBunnyParty
Ja!
Rb8623
Aber gruselig wenn man lernt, es ist wahr...
Fn0rd
Translated: "Today im gonna meet some man. He likes me so, that he wants to eat me. Soft parts and hard ones are on the menu!" 2/
Fn0rd
https://youtu.be/PBvwcH4XX6U video link to the song...
Fn0rd
"Zum fressen gern haben" is a German saying, that if you like someone so much that you want to eat that person.Yeah I know we Germans right?
Apollo10
Doesn't sound that different from the phrase "So sweet i could eat you up" that you sometimes hear in the states (south esp)
knightperson
idt its more fucked than the girl who raped and tortured her little sister to death while listening to bob marley with her husband
EYBAYBAY
No woman no cry.
JohanGracious
That's much worse than consensual cannibalism.
SgtThunderfistMD
That's fucked up too. But you could probably find similar cases. Doubtful with the last one.
anubisfike
It's more than likely that other things just like that has happened however they'll never be known to anyone but those involved. 2/2
NotTodayNotYesterday
That's more fucked up* FRY
anubisfike
The only mistake Meiwes did was to talk about what he had done. If he didn't do that it's likely no one would've ever found out about it.1/2
anubisfike
He talked about it online, maybe you could call it bragging. Both of the men had covered their tracks more than well enough apart from that.
knightperson
it happens man, they have websites and roleplay forums
SgtThunderfistMD
For people who want to be murdered and eaten? Wtf is wrong with people?
knightperson
jefferey dahmer, Issei Sagawa, Gregory Hale, they didnt get that, they just killed.
DickMercenary
There is a fetish for it. Vore. Worst part is if you suggest the person should get help they just accuse you of "kink shaming"
knightperson
if you wana here how utterly broken and sick people can be, read about albert fish. ill link a podcast episode about him to this comment
knightperson
some of them want to be murdered and eaten some want to murder and eat. people can be decrepit man, the dude on the list did it with consent
fitgirl1
More fucked is that she has family & is living free. http://www.macleans.ca/culture/books/karla-homolkas-children-will-pay-for-her-crimes/
DigHat
I got chills. I was born the day the father was arrested, and my hometown is Spokane... Spooky shit right there
BlandNotBoring
Her poor parents. Lost 2 daughters basically. 1 to death. 1 to...evil. And missing grandkids prolly cuz how could u go near her?
testinit
WHAT
tankgirl215
Welcome to Quebec, it's pretty fucked.
Babboos
Yup.
Memes2Dank4Trump
TL;DR please
knightperson
whats worse is she was probably the prime motivator for the murders. her husband was a rapist, he wasnt a killer till she got involved
knightperson
he was a horrifically fucked up person regardless.
windowlickingcrayoneaters
Homolka struck a deal for less prison time. Got out and married her lawyer's brother. Currently living in Quebec with her husband and kids.
knightperson
Pretended to be a victim, rolled on her husband, testified against him, got 12 years, lives in the caribbean w her husband and 3 kids
thejewishdorne
She currently lives in Quebec just recently was found living there and people in her area went batshit crazy that they had to live near her.
TheNinjaPervert
"hey mommy how come we don't have any aunties?"